TO THE STARS
Chapter Four

"Don’t worry. Mama and Daddy will love you," Josie promised the man sitting beside her in the cab.

"You keep saying that, which leads me to believe that they won’t love me," Mickey Bradshaw declared.

"I’m serious," Josie assured him. "They’re pretty swell for a married couple in their forties. Daddy may try to scare you a little bit, but he’s perfectly harmless. I swear."

"Are you sure?" Mickey asked, a hint of concern seeping into his voice. "I mean, how many men have you brought home before?"

"Well…" Josie hesitated. "Okay, so I haven’t brought men home before. But my sister has, and Daddy was okay with them. Except for the one who kept smoking cigars in the house. What was his name again? David? Dean?"

"But doll," Mickey began.

"Don! That was his name, Don! Ooh, I couldn’t stand him. I don’t know what Izzy was thinking!"

"Honey," Mickey tried again.

"Hmm?" Josie asked. "Oh! Mickey, don’t worry about it! He’s all bark and no bite. You’ll see."

"If you say so." Mickey sighed.

"Is this the place?" the driver asked, turning to glance back at the young woman in the backseat.

"Yes. Right here," Josie instructed him, brushing some of her reddish-blonde curls out of her face. After they had unloaded the trunk and Mickey had paid the driver, Mickey followed Josie up the neat little walk and into the house. What he saw there shocked him, as well as Josie.

A young-looking couple was running around in the back of the house; the chase could be mostly viewed from Josie and Mickey’s position in the foyer. The woman was shrieking and laughing, scrambling over pieces of furniture in her haste. The man scrambled right over the furniture as well, laughing and shouting, "I’m gonna get you!"

"No! No!" the woman shrieked, laughing as she nearly fell off the couch. Her face was flushed and her curls were running amok. She looked incredibly like Josie; this had to be her sister, Izzy. Mickey had never actually met Isadora Calvert, and the few pictures Josie trusted herself to keep up with--she was very disorganized and lost things often--were from childhood. Mickey had to wonder where Mr. and Mrs. Calvert and their son, Tommy, were; he doubted they would be happy to know that their oldest daughter had brought home a man with obviously less-than-pure intentions and was now giddily being chased by him in their home.

"Oh, my God," Josie muttered, flushing bright red. "I can’t believe them."

"They’ve been like that for awhile now."

The stationary couple looked up to see a skinny, freckled boy of about nine standing on the stairs. Josie opened up her arms and he jumped into them, squeezing his sister tight. So this was Tommy; Josie squealed over her brother often.

"Who are you?" Tommy asked rudely the moment he released Josie.

"Tommy, this is my friend, Mickey," Josie said, a warning tone in her voice.

"Hello, Tommy," Mickey said genially, shaking the boy’s hand.

Tommy examined him shrewdly. "Well, he’s all right, I suppose," he finally decided. "At least you two aren’t acting like that," he added, jerking his head at the still-chasing couple in the living room and kitchen.

"Don’t they have any integrity?" Josie asked scornfully. "They’re behaving like barbarians! And they know you’re in the house and that I’m expected home!"

The man finally caught Izzy, throwing his arms around her from behind. She shrieked again, her arms and legs flailing out as she was lifted off the ground.

"Will you two pipe down?" Tommy bellowed, looking nauseated.

"Oh, Josie!" Izzy said breathlessly, gently extricating herself from the man’s arms. She brushed back some stray curls and patted down her hair in an attempt to put herself together, but it was far too late for that. Izzy straightened her dress while the man cleared his throat and adjusted his rumpled shirt.

"Mo-o-o-om," Josie whined between her clenched teeth.

Mickey started. Mom? Wait a second…

"Who’s this?"

"Mama, this is my friend, Mickey Bradshaw," Josie explained, sounding as if she had rehearsed this.

"Hello, Mickey. I’m Rose," the woman said, extending her hand.

Mickey tried not to let his mouth hang open too badly. This was Josie’s mother? She looked too young to be in her forties. As for her husband…he looked like he, too, was still in his twenties. He shook Mickey’s hand with a look that clearly said he was going to have a talk with Mickey later.

"I…wow…Mrs. Calvert," Mickey stumbled over the words, still stunned, as Josie embraced her parents. "I could’ve sworn you were Josie’s older sister!"

"Oh, you’re a charmer." Rose laughed.

"No, I’m serious," Mickey protested. Josie, catching the meaning in his words, elbowed him in the ribs. "Ow!"

Jack and Rose, catching this exchange, shared a knowing look.

"She’s done well," Jack muttered to his wife, who grinned.

"What was that?" Josie asked suspiciously.

"Nothing," both parents said at the same time.

"Uh…Mickey, was it?" Jack asked, changing the subject.

"Yes, sir," Mickey replied, already starting to grow nervous.

"How about helping me with these suitcases?"

"Oh, sure thing, Mr. Calvert," Mickey said, rushing to help Jack with the luggage. Tommy followed them up the stairs, still eyeing Mickey suspiciously.

Rose put her arm around Josie and walked with her to the kitchen.

"Mama, you completely embarrassed me back there!"

Rose rolled her eyes. "Honey, your father and I are very much in love and we are not ashamed of the fact. You’re lucky. Most people our age start bickering with their spouses at this point in their marriage."

"But Mama, Mickey’s my boyfriend! Now he’s going to think I come from a family of--of licentious savages!" Josie exclaimed.

"What are they teaching at these colleges?" Rose muttered.

"Mama…"

"Oh, stop acting like such a child," Rose teased, tugging on a curl of Josie’s hair.

"Look who’s talking," Josie scoffed.

"Oh, shut up and help me bake a cake," Rose laughed, referring to their favorite activity together.

"Yes, Mama."

Chapter Five
Stories