AUSTIN vs. CLINTON: who is uglier and dumber?
LOOKS:
Austin has a chia goatte, no brains, and belly button hair, and is not
some sex symbol.
Clinton has and ugly nose, smile, and is not some sex symbol.
CHILDREN:
Austin father's children that are mute chias.
Clinton father's children that go through hell because they look like
him.
SPOUSES:
Austin married Carrie who is a bright career woman and one hell of a
smart cookie when it comes to chias and hyenas. (Carrie is not smart
enough to leave Chia Boy for Mike Horton though)
Clinton Married Hillary who is a bright career woman and one hello of
a smart cookie when it comes to politics and speeches. (Hillary is not
smart enough to leave her ugly presidential husband for her own
decency though)
INFIDELITY:
Austin cheated on Carrie with the mother of mute boys queen hyena
herself, Sami Brady.
Clinton cheated on Hillary with his young pathetic intern, Monica
Lewinsky.
WORK:
Austin is known for being a high profile business man, but he never
goes to work because he is always trying to get in shape
with.....boxing.
Clinton is known for being president of the U.S.A., but he never does
his job because he is always trying to get in shape with........jogging.
SEX SYMBOLS:
Austin thinks he is god's gift to women and sainthood.
Clinton thinks he is the sexiest monkey alive.
Austin thinks he has a hell of a body.
Clinton thinks that he has a body that all women dream of.
BRAINS:
Austin was born with monkey brains.
Clinton was born with his brains in his pants.
Austin is known for being a cheater, a liar, and butt ugly.
SO WHO IS UGLIER OR DUMBER?
ANSWER: Austin Reed because he is the biggest loser on earth and when
your a bigger chia than the president, you are definitely in some
major trouble.
WRITTEN BY STACY a.k.a CATSMEOW
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