AUSTIN NURSERY RHYMES
AUSTIN IN THE CORNER
Little Austin Reed sat in the corner
In his little boxing ring
Then came the sound of Carrie's fist
And Austin watched his pea brain fall on the floor With a nasty DING!!!!
AUSTIN AND HYENA
Austin and Sami went up the hill
To find their beloved mute boy
Austin lost a clump of his chia armpits
Then lost his ugly goatee
Mute boy found it and duck taped it to his pits And said to his mommy,
"Now I am a monkey ass like ugly Austin Peck
Like him I will box, but not know how to deck.
I will mow my armpits far and wide,
And let their chianess grow sickly with my monkey pride.
OLD AUSTIN PECKERLESS
Old Austin Peckerless went to his boxing match
To try and find someone he could knock on their ass.
He met up with his old portrayer Patrick Muldoon.
Who sent Austin's sorry vine-loving goatee to the moon.
Patrick said, "Peck Boy, you suck at acting so much.
You might as well have the show kill you off, but the
fans know that they are out of luck."
Austin flashed his awful boxing pose in return along
with a strip of his sickening belly hair,
Patrick threw up and got the hell out with quite ascare.
Old Austin Peckerless went to his boxing match
To try and find someone he could knock on their ass.
Most people were sickened from that day on,
That is why the goatee of the chia will never be gone.
LITTLE MR AUSTIN REED
Little Mr. Austin Reed sat on Salem pier Drinking a famous Brady pub beer.
He decided to go fishing with his nephew mute boy
Figuring that Will could play with his belly buttonhairball for a toy.
Along came a spider and took a bite of Peck
Whose face turned a shade of pink from his nose to his neck.
The spider giggled with glee as he thought that Austin was done for,
But a twist of fate intervened and it was the spiderwho was of no more.
Austin went to the hospital to visit Dr. Mike.
Mike said, "The spider's death probes something I don't like."
The spider croaked because of what it saw and all
Little Mute boy eating Austin's belly button toy ball.
Austin was given a brain scan to try and help his head.
But during it all Mike knew the chia brain was dead.
Mike still had to explain to Austin Peck why thespider died instead of him.
He said, "Let me put it this way, the light in yourhead is to dark and dim,
Austin you are a dumb ass who has no brains nor acting skills,
You're an even bigger chia pet not to know that your looks alone could kill."
THERE WAS A LITTLE CHIA
There was a little chia pet with a mound of belly
button hair.
Stretched all over his body on his goatee, armpit
vines and right above his underwear.
It used to scare all the children and little womenaway.
Austin's chia hair grew uglier every day.
He tried to wear sickening muscle shirts to make his body look fine.
The idea was totally pointless because his uglinessmade everyone blind.
He tried to flex his peckless chia vines to his brideCarrie.
But he made her faint on the ground because the hairwas just to scary.
For vines that grow off the body of the chia aresickening in the same.
So remember that when the little chia comes, AustinPeckerless is his name.
AUSTIN DUMPTY
Austin Dumpty sat on the wall
Austin Dumpty had a great fall
He hit the ground and splattered everywhere
His eyelids drooped and out fell his chia hair.
The hair slid into the cracks of the earth.
And little baby chias came of birth.
Baby chias lined the streets and fathered the rest of mankind.
Then grew the children of ugly goatees, belly buttonhairs, and armpit vines.
Chias reported to their father the sickening Austin Reed
He said, "Make Days of Our Lives fans gross out when
you show then your chia weeds.
"He send all of his offspring to acting school.
They too landed jobs on the soap opera of dool.
It sucks that actors with no talent can end up on tv.
Especially when they are sickening with a brain thesize of a pea.
So whenever Austin Dumpty happens to fall around you,
Don't think that children of chias won't survive
because all disgusting things do.
WRITTEN BY CARRIE a.k.a AUSTINHATER/AUSTINPECKLESS
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