AUSTINS PRAYER
Austin Reed as our chia pet, we shall not want.
He wanders beside us with his belly button hair.
He resroteth our faith in the creation of monkeys, hyenas, and mute
boys.
He guideth us in the path of vomit.
Yes, though we walk through the in the path of chias and peckless
bodies, we shall not fear muteness.
Austin has annointed us with his ugliness, bad acting, and
braindeadness.
Surely, vines of armpit and belly button hair will follow us all the
days of our lives.
We shall live in the presence of the Austin declaration Forever.
But, I am glad that I am an Austin Basher.
I am humble and I laugh my ass off at him.
But, I wish that I was a lawn mower,
And I could get rid of that awful goattee, vine loving, belly button
haired fool once and for all.
Amen.
WRITTEN BY STACY a.k.a CATSMEOW
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