OK SO WE KNOW AUSTIN WAS CREATED IN A GENE POOL OF CHLORINE BUT HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO UGLY? LET US COUNT THE WAYS....
Austin lifts weights to strengthen his armpit vines
Austin can grow fruit on the never ending armpit and belly vines
He is basically a demented, retarded freak who should be locked up and removed from society
He has hairs growing out of his chin like a fungus is growing but then again austin is fungus so its understandable
Just cause he has armpit hair he thinks he can grow a vine
He has a retard goatee to hide his drool
Speaking of the disgusting goatee it is simply an extension of his belly button hair.
His chin looks like Roseannes butt
He thinks chia of the valley is perfume
His face sends women to Ellen Degeneres house
He has squinty, blanks eyes which reflect his intelligence- NONE
His boobs are practically at his ankles. Its time for asstin to consult the plastic surgeon. While hes there they could do something about that face
WRITTEN BY CLARE a.k.a VODKA and CARRIE a.k.a AUSTINHATER
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