Ok…this is VERY disturbing…so if you don't want to be disturbed, I suggest NOT reading this…
*Kerry's house…the TV Room.*
Kerry: *sobbing* I just LOVE Tasuki! It's SO sad that Miaka doesn't love him! Fuck Tamahome!
TV: *Miaka* Oh, Tamahome, I love you! *Tamahome* I love you too, Miaka! *Tasuki* Why?!
Kerry: *blows a big booger into tissue* WAAAAH! *throws dirty tissue at TV Tamahome* I wish I could just speak to you guys, so that I could give you a piece of my mind!
TV: *weird crackling noises* *Tamahome* What's going on? *Miaka* Tamahome! I'm scared!
Kerry: *startled* what?
*suddenly, Kerry is consumed in a white light coming from the tv*
Kerry: AHHHHHH!
*A dirt road, Konan Country*
Tamahome: *looking up at the sky, and then back at Kerry* What?
Kerry: *rubbing her butt* OWWIE!!!!
Miaka: Who is it?
Tasuki: How am I supposed to know?
Tamahome: *poking Kerry with a stick*
Miaka: Don't do that, Tamahome!
Kerry: OWWIE!!!
Tasuki: *helping Kerry up* Are you okay?
Kerry: I'm…I'm…*realizes that it's Tasuki, and faints*
Tasuki: *catching Kerry* Why does this always happen to me?
Tamahome: *taking Kerry's feet* Here, I'll take her feet, you take her arms. Let's get going…
*The Palace, Konan Country, a bed chamber*
[Note: conveniently, Kerry has forgotten EVERYTHING but her name, address, and phone number now…like selective amnesia…although, that sort of thing DOES happen…because, partly, I guess, your phone number, address, and name are SO engrained in your skull, that it's a little HARDER to forget them.]
Kerry: *waking up* What? Mom? Dad? Where am I?
Miaka: *yelling off to others* She's awake! *to Kerry* How are you feeling?
Kerry: *eyes still shut* Nina? Is that you? What happened? I was just sitting at home…and I…*starts to sit up, but realizes that her BUTT hurts A LOT, and lies back* and then I remember falling down from the sky…
Miaka: *gently* No, I'm not Nina. What's your name?
Kerry: Kerry. Kerry Gibbons. Where am I?
Miaka: You're in Konan.
Kerry: *sits up, VERY quickly, and opens eyes* AHHHHHHHH! What?! WHERE?! Is this a dream?!?!
Mitsukake: *running in with the others, except Hotohori, who is waiting outside* What happened? Is she okay?
Kerry: *seeing others* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO! NO! THIS SO CANNOT BE HAPPENING!!! I WAS JUST SITTING AT HOME!!
Tasuki: God…she sure is a weird one!
Miaka: *trying to calm Kerry* It's okay, just lye back…everything's fine…I REALLY suggest that you lay back down…
Kerry: *looking down, and realizing that she is half naked and that the covers, which were covering her, have slipped off because she is sitting up, and then very quickly, lays back down* Um…is this a dream?
Miaka: Kerry, how are you feeling?
Kerry: *sheepishly* My ass hurts. *everyone kinda HALF gasps*
Tasuki: *thinks* That's my kinda woman!
Kerry: What happened to me?
Tamahome: Yeah…that's one we can't figure out…you just kinda fell outta the sky.
Kerry: It's Chicken Little.
Nuriko: What?
Kerry: Nothing.
Miaka: *she realizes now that Kerry is from Earth* Where are you from?
Kerry: New York…erm…I mean America.
Miaka: *sighs* Oh my goodness. She didn't get here by accident.
Kerry: What do you mean?
Miaka: Never mind. Just rest right now. *she gets up, and motions to everyone to leave Kerry alone*
*The Palace, Konan Country, Courtyard*
Miaka: Guys, she's from MY world!
Tamahome: What? How do you know?
Miaka: "Chicken Little"
Nuriko: What?
Miaka: Exactly. "Chicken Little" is a story from my world. It's about this chicken that thinks the sky is falling...and then the chicken goes to visit the fox…
Nuriko: Miaka…you're going off on a tangent again…
Miaka: Sorry.
Tamahome: Do you know what this means?
Chiriko: Um…no…what?
Tamahome: She is going to become one of the mikos, if we're not careful…
Chichiri: That would be fun…no daa?
Tamahome: Nope. Because, she's obviously not Suzaku No Miko, or Seiryuu No Miko, or Genbuu No Miko (Note: Genbuu No Miko is in the OAVs)…which would make her…
Tasuki: Byakko No Miko…right?
Tamahome: Right…and do you know what her powers could be used for?
Tasuki: Bad things?
Tamahome: Very good, Tasuki. You're learning fast. *pats Tasuki on the head*
Miaka: So what should we do?
Tamahome: We can't let Sairo Country get a hold of her…that just would NOT be good…
Chichiri: I suggest that we keep her secret, no daa. Help her BLEND IN no daa. Get her some courtesan clothes…and we should probably tell Hotohori-sama no daa.
Nuriko: There's only one problem, though.
Tamahome: What's that?
Nuriko: There will be seven seishi looking for her…they will be TRYING to find her…
Tamahome: Well, we'll burn that bridge when we come to it.
Tasuki: What should I do?
Chichiri: You can try and entertain her no daa?
Tamahome: How so?
Chichiri: The Summer Fair is tonight, and I think that we should all go, that is, of course, if Kerry feels up to it, and after she meets Hotohori.
Tasuki: I think that's a good idea.
Miaka: I'll go get her some clothes…
