* A road, Hokkan Country*
Vanessa: So who are we meeting, again?
Namame: We're going to go see…you're not going to trick me that easily…
Vanessa: Damn! It always worked on Kerry…
Namame: *stops dead in his tracks* Nani?
Vanessa: Yeah, my friend, Kerry…she's such a ditz. She takes all these honors and AP courses and everything, so she's really smart…But when you say to her, "Hey, look! GULABLE is written on the ceiling!" She looks up. Even when you're outside!
Namame: Nani?
Vanessa: Are you hard of hearing or something?
Namame: What did you say your friend's name was?
Vanessa: *confused* Kerry? What's wrong with that? Is it a curse in Hokkan or something?
Namame: No…no, Vanessa. It's nothing. Don't worry about it. By the way, did your "Kerry" friend have another name?
Vanessa: Another name? You mean like a last name?
Namame: Yes, a last name…did she have one?
Vanessa: Yeah. Gibbons…Kerry Gibbons.
Namame: *under his breath* Oh crap.
Vanessa: What? Are you okay? What's with you, Namame?
Namame: *continues walking* No…nothing…never mind…it's just that…ano…it's getting dark…we should find a place to stay for tonight. We're not going to get to the…I mean…we won't be able to make it there before it's pitch black out. There's probably only about fifteen more minutes of light, and we're at least a half an hour away…
Vanessa: *looking around* Well, I don't see any houses or anything…*there is a loud clasp of thunder* Oh shit. *it starts pouring rain*
Namame: *takes his cloak off, and covers Vanessa with it* There's a cave over there…we could stay there…
Vanessa: *looks up at Namame, who's at least a foot taller than she, and loses her thought*
Namame: Is that okay with you, Vanessa?
Vanessa: *snapping out of it* Yeah…yeah…that's great…let's go…
*The Palace, Kutou Country, Nina's room*
Nina: So, you're the emperor of Kutou? But I thought that…
Nakago: Yes, I'm the emperor. When I killed the former emperor, I became the emperor, but then I died. When I was reborn the next year, with the same body, I took the position of leader of the country by force. However, my…ano…powers were killed with my old body. It's okay, though. I still have all the strength and beauty that I had in my old body. Plus, for some unknown reason, I've become much more *leans in over Nina* POPULAR with the ladies since I became emperor. I was never UMPOPULAR with them before, but now, they line up to be the first to throw themselves at me. Oh yes, it's good to be king.
Nina: Wait…king? I thought you were emperor?
Nakago: *taking Nina by the shoulders* You have no sense of humor, do you?
Nina: Nakago-sama, what are you doing?
Nakago: I am seducing you. *blunt, ne?*
Nina: *not REALLY trying to resist* But, Nakago-sama…I have a boyfriend…he's so cute…
Nakago: And where is this boyfriend?
Nina: Erm…my world?
Nakago: Right. And where are you?
Nina: Kutou.
Nakago: And where am I?
Nina: Kutou.
Nakago: You're feeling…
Nina: *makes an orgasm sound*
Nakago: Nani? I haven't even done anything yet…
Nina: *looks down at her beeper, which is vibrating* It's just my beeper…*reads the beep* Oh…it's Kerry…but it was from two hours ago…damn the snow…makes the connection slow…
Nakago: Nani?
Nina: Yes…I'm feeling very horny because of my beeper…
Nakago: You're a very lucky girl…to be taken by *does a flashy "toss of the hair" for the camera* Nakago, Emperor of Kutou, and almighty Seiryuu Seishi…
Nina: I am?
Nakago: *frowning* Yes…you are.
Nina: Okay. *taking a feminine pose* Take me now, Nakago-sama!
Nakago: *twitches* growl. *the black censor bar thingi covers the screen as Nakago takes off his cloak to reveal his -CENSORED- and his literally PIMPLE-COVERED BACK!*
*The Palace, Konan Country, the Courtyard*
Hotohori: And worse comes to worse, Miaka could always just call Suzaku again, right?
Tamahome: Ano…
Chichiri: Yes, exactly no daa. If all of the seishi are alive, and the miko retains her powers, then the god may be called as many times as desired no daa…I think no daa.
Miaka: Ano…
Mitsukake: Then there's no problem.
Tamahome: Ano…
Chiriko: Yeah. We should probably call Taitsu-kun to confirm what Chichiri said, but I think he's probably right. Normally, that would not be the case, but because of the imbalance of the gods caused by both Seiryuu and Suzaku being called at the same time, and from Genbuu being called a second time...
Miaka: Ano…
Hotohori: And then we can ask Suzaku to seal the power of the gods…
Tamahome: Ano…
Hotohori: And then Kerry can't call Byakko…
Miaka: Ano…
Hotohori: And then she won't be consumed by Byakko…
Tamahome: Ano…
Chichiri: NANI no daa?!? Can't you see that Hotohori-sama is trying to talk no daa? Be quiet until he finishes no daa…
Hotohori: Arigatou, Chichiri. Then there won't be any danger to Kerry or to Konan…good, ne?
Mitsukake: Yes…and we have all the criteria to call Suzaku again…all seven seishi…a miko…the relics from the last THREE god-calling ceremonies…and let's see here…the relics are in perfect condition…the seishi are all alive…we'd have to wait for Tasuki and Nuriko to come back, but that's okay…and a miko who's still a virgin…right?
Tamahome & Miaka: Ano…
Hotohori: NANI!?!
Chichiri: You guys, no daa?
Chiriko: Ewww…
Mitsukake: Aww…kawaii…wait no….*pukes*
Tamahome: *apologetic* Well…gomen…
Miaka: We didn't know that I was going to have to call Suzaku again…what was I supposed to do? Wait for the rest of my life? Just be abstinent? I waited a whole OTHER year after, too! I was SEVENTEEN! You know how seventeen-year-olds are! They're horny as all hell!
Hotohori: I think I'm going to feint…
Miaka: I was DAMNED horny! And I loved Tamahome! I STILL love Tamahome! And he loves me, too…and if you think I was horny…imagine what it must've been like for poor Tamahome!! He was freaking nineteen! No nineteen-year-old BOY can go that long without…ano…
Mitsukake: EWWWWWW! *pukes*
Miaka: You know…
*With a sudden flash, Taitsu-kun pops out of thin air*
Taitsu-kun: Choto matte, cudesai.
Hotohori: Now, I'm REALLY going to be sick…
Miaka: Taitsu-kun!
Tamahome: I think that I'm going to be sick, too…
Taitsu-kun: *hitting both Tamahome and Hotohori* Well, Miaka…you have blossomed…
Miaka: *looking down at her chest* You really think so? Tamahome always mocks me for being flat-chested…
Taitsu-kun: That's not what I meant, baka. You've bloomed.
Miaka: *looking at her hair* Yeah, I've got a few split-ends…but it's nothing that a swift trim won't fix…
Taitsu-kun: No, Miaka-baka-chan! Your beautiful CHERRY tree's BLOSSOMS have BLOOMED!
Miaka: *looking at the tree on her left* Oh, why thank you, Taitsu-kun…the flowers are very beautiful…but it's not sakura (cherry tree)…it's orange blossom…
Taitsu-kun: MIAKA! BAKA! K'NE! K'NE! K'NE! You've popped your cherry!
Miaka: So des.
Chiriko: Gosh…Miaka's thick.
Taitsu-kun: It's okay though.
Miaka: What do you mean "it's okay"? I can't call Suzaku again, now!
Taitsu-kun: You can, though.
Miaka: Nani?
Taitsu-kun: After one has been sacrificed to the god that was pure, ones that follow, do not need to be pure. Remember, Yui wasn't a virgin when she called Genbuu?
Everyone: NANI?! SHE WASN'T?! WHO WAS…
Taitsu-kun: *looks sideways* Yada. (oops)
Miaka: WHOA! She had only been dating Tetsuya for three months!
Chichiri: You mean the guy with the glasses no daa?
Miaka: Yeah…that's Tetsuya…
Chichiri: Ewwww, no daa.
Hotohori: Good. That means that we can just tell Tasuki and Nuriko to come back, we'll call Suzaku…and then…
Taitsu-kun: Choto matte, cudesai.
Hotohori: Nani?
Taitsu-kun: The gods must be called in order.
Tamahome: NANI!
Taitsu-kun: The next to be called is Byakko. Then either Suzaku or Seiryuu, then Genbuu, and back to Byakko.
Chiriko: NANI! *we didn't realize this until right now, but Tatara has been listening to this whole conversation from the hallway*
Tatara: *coming in, cackling* Suzaku shichi seishi are so kawaii. You didn't know that?
Chiriko: Tatara!
Hotohori: See? This is what I mean! She's a nuisance! Can't we just put her back in the cell?
Chichiri: No, we can't no daa.
Tatara: Do not worry. I will not reveal any of your plans, because I like you. Well, at least, SOME of you…
Chiriko: *smiles broadly, then catches himself* Tatara…then why were you laughing?
Tatara: You are all so ignorant. You don't even know what the Sailo people and the Byakko seishi want, do you?
Tamahome: Yes we do!
Tatara: What do they want, then?
Tamahome: Ano…
Tatara: See?
Chiriko: Well, what do they want?
Tatara: I'm not going to reveal your secrets to the Byakko, and I'm not going to reveal the secrets of the Byakko to you.
Chichiri: Nani, no daa?
Tatara: But I will tell you this…they do not want ANY destruction. Though, you might force them to it, the way you're acting…
Hotohori: NANI?
Tatara: *full of emotion* Every action you have taken so far, towards the Byakko has been hostile, and provoking attack. *starting to tear* What if the Byakko didn't care at all about your country? *her eyes welling with salt-water* What if they wanted peace? What if one of the wishes was for peace?
Miaka: Ano…
Tatara: You are all way too quick to jump to assumptions…
Chiriko: What…what's wrong, Tatara?
Tatara: *crying* WE JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY! *she collapses to the ground, and all the plants within a two-yard radius wither*
Chiriko: Tatara…
