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There once lived a man holding a fetus whom was bald and without hair. Her name was Alice, which means "splendid cow" in German. He had big tits. Sometimes it would rain, and I would drink the rain, but I'm not in this story so no one care, oh, crap I guess I AM in this story afterall, carry on...Said Miss Laura Fricker, still on her acid trip from a year ago. "Amazing!" racalled the newsperspn, "I do believe that was the trip she was mailed and got her arm chewed off by that rabid panda bear who lived in the cave off the coast of Sweden." And with that the fetus man fucked her long dead corpse even though there were only chunks of her bones left of it. She wasn't very good at fucking. Strangely enough, one of the larger pieces of the shattered bone got stuck up his shmong. The ice on the pond had just frozen thick enough so that we could go skating, it was a gorgeous winter day, like out of the Christmas movie, "It's a Wonderful Life." His dick started to bleed on the cold wintery ice and he was embarrassed because he did not want to be a woman and so he skated to the transexual place and changed his sex back to his manly self. And after all was said and done, Hedgie continued to chew on her worm. And then she passed out after a long hangover. Then, Bush's head exploded, not like it was useful in the first place, which caused us to party like it was 1999, (which it wasn't by the way). He decided his thingy wingy he did not like because it was too small and so he chopped iut off and injected it into the armpit of the new and improved Laura Fricker, known well these days as "Evil Girl". A little boy named Charlie was sucking on his cherry lolly pop on a bench nearby. Cuz, y'know, vegetarians are unhealthy afterall and H is not related to her brother because he is adopted because of what the intelligent girl learned inbiology class. Thanks be to Jesus. Amen.