Death to the Bugg

*About poem: This poem's about my good friend, Bugg. There's a couple versions of this, but the other one is stupid.

I hate Bugg She's such a slug
She thinks she's so mean
When really she's just green
She believes her skin is red
But she just wants to copy Fred

She's so dumb
She's always so smart
And she makes fun of my crooked part
When she is old
She will grow mold

She probably doesn't even like french toast
But that's ok cuz Cindy wants her to date a goat
HAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
That is so funny
And Bugg is wicked crummy

Bugg is a famous mime
Wait a sec, funny and crummy don't rhyme
Oh well, Bugg is really famous
She wants to change her name to Amos
That's a dog's name
She wants to be a dog because she is lame