A Fabel
There once lived an arrow named Goody. Goody was a very special
arrow for it was the one that went strait threw N'Sync's heads and
killed them all. But Goody was an unhappy arrow. He hated his name.
He thought it was the lamest name for an arrow. He wanted to be
named Squanto, for he had a thing for indians and he thought Squanto
was a sexy bitch. He was planning on marrying Squanto when he turned
18. He was too young now and his parents abandoned him when he was
born. So Goody went to the court house to change his name. They
wouldn't let him because they said arrows didn't have names and
so therefore there were unable to change it. This upset Goody so
much that he decided to be a criminal and illegally change his name
to Squanto since he wasn't allowed to change it to that legally.
Since Squanto was now already a criminal, he decided to kill people.
This kind and generous arrow did the world a huge favor and killed
the Backstreet Boys, Ricky Martin, 98 degrees, Hanson, the Spice
Girls, Britney Spears, all the Mtv VJs, Mrs. Millett, Ms. Ploski,
Laura Fricker, Kid Rock, Pearl Jam, Offspring, Brandy, all rappers,
and Janet Jackson. Squanto became a hero. Squanto also decided to
illegally change his age to 18. Now he could marry his man! So Squanto
went out on a massive search for Squanto. He asked everyone where
he was, but everyone either stared at him as if he was some insane
freak, or gave him a mean look because they thought he was trying
to be funny. But finally Squanto asked a parrot he found lying dead
on the road. "Squanto's dead," the parrot answered. Squanto was
shocked. He cried and cried until he died of depression. But everyone
lived happily ever after because the evil things were now banished from the planet. THE END
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