Hedgie the Hedgehog

There once lived a hedgehog named Hedgie. His owner was the Goddess H. Hedgie was a very spoiled hedgehog and he was very ungrateful that his owner happend to be a goddess. He never ever worshipped his Goddess or prayed to her or even bowed before her. One day the Goddess H went to take Hedgie out of his cage so he could roam around free for a while and eat the carpet. But Hedgie decided to be an ass and have a hissy fit. So the Goddess H put him back. The the N'Sync people fell into a grave and were buried alive. The world lived happily ever after with peace and joy.