The Thing with Hooves
There once lived a skeleton
He was a man
They called him Skeleton Man
Get it? SKELETON MAN!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEEHEEE!
He would scare young children by being in their dreams. They would
shut their eyes and he would just appear there in their minds and
scare the shit out of them. It was so funny that the turtle with
no shell puked. It was an incredible experience, seriously. So the
turtle went on an expedition for his missing shell. The Skeleton
Man ate it and the turtle cried. He would no longer have a shell.
"BooHoo!" cried the innocent overly cute little turtle. A scarey
pink poodle came and scared the skeleton man. He shrieked and screamed
like a little cat on crack and fell into the river. He swam, but
it was tough because he got caught by the skin of a werewold floating
in the water. Then a little bee buzzed and ate the werewolf skin
alive. He was so happy so he devoured a dead duergarr that he noticed
lying at the bottom of the stream. A human creature who didn't belong
there swatted the bee. He thought he had killed him, but he didn't.
The happy bee played dead and the devourewd the human beast. The
bee transformed into a young satyr with goat legs. He cried because
he felt bad for the werewolf. But then he realized that it wasn't
a full moon so the werewolf was bored anyway. The satyr sat down
and wrote a poem about a creature named Steve. He went to ice skate.
He also grew tulips and ate buttered rice (good stuff!!). A homicidal
maniac killed them all. THE END