The Old Bastard who Hung from a Tree

There once lived a tree. This was a good tree and I'll tell you why. Oh my God, this is such a funny story!!! Heeheeeheeeheeeheee! It got people sooo fucking confused!! This tree would kill all the bad people. It would hang all the inorganic farmers and shot all the fucking truck's tires with really sharp rocks called "darts". It also did the same to the school buses. An indian with a spear would often come and shoot a spear right threw it and a big cylops would squish his eye. THE END I guess.....Moral: The trees CAN get you if you are a bad person!

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