Leo the Goddess -by Ricky Martin

note: This is supposed to make fun of those cheesey poems that people write in those scarey teenybopper magazines

I love Leo!
He has lushing eyes!
I want him to go out with meo!
I hope he never dies!
He is a goddess, so he's immortal!
I shaln't need to worry!
I want to make out with him in a porthole!
Without my eyeballs, he looks blurry!
But that's ok!
Because he's still hot!
And he will always be mine!
For I am his #1 fan!
I hope I can meet him by May!
He's so fine!
What a man!
I will die
If I don't meet him soon!
Oh my!
I want him to moon
Me!
Gee!