Mr Paperclip

There once lived a poker player
He was drunk
He believed he was a mayor
The rappers called him a punk

He never won
His friends called him a loser
So he gave birth to his 1st son
What the hell rhymes with "loser"?

Then one day his faery godmother came
He wished to be a winner
His faery godmother thought that was a shame
Instead she turned him into a spinner

She named the spinner Bob
Bob was mad at her for what she did
However, he did like corn on the cob
When she was near, he hid

Bob's faery godmother broke him
Him she would bend
The light he saw grew dim
Then Bob died and that was the end