The Pirate who Went to the Grocery Store
Once upon a time there lived a pirate. This pirate guy was a nut.
Every Tuesday at like 11:55 pm, he would hitchhike to Shaws' and
entre it when it was about to close. He asked every single employee
working there at ther time where they kept the infants. All but
one gave him a weird look and told them they were closing. One guy
said they kept them in the meat section. The pirate could never
find the infants in the meat section. He always left the store very
disappointed. He had a collection of infants and fetuses hanging on his wall.
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