The Pirate who Went to the Grocery Store

Once upon a time there lived a pirate. This pirate guy was a nut. Every Tuesday at like 11:55 pm, he would hitchhike to Shaws' and entre it when it was about to close. He asked every single employee working there at ther time where they kept the infants. All but one gave him a weird look and told them they were closing. One guy said they kept them in the meat section. The pirate could never find the infants in the meat section. He always left the store very disappointed. He had a collection of infants and fetuses hanging on his wall.

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