heh, someone wants to kill me
seatownbuckeye2001: hello.. care to talk? you're cute
squattingdarkling: thanks.
seatownbuckeye2001: are you suicidal babe?
squattingdarkling: Not really right now, why?
seatownbuckeye2001: I'm attracted to suicidal girls
squattingdarkling: Hey, me too!
seatownbuckeye2001: cool
seatownbuckeye2001: not into guys?
squattingdarkling: errr just the ones that don't want me.
seatownbuckeye2001: I very much want to help a suicidal girl take her own life
squattingdarkling: try me
seatownbuckeye2001: are you interested?
squattingdarkling: Yes. I am desperately in love with you right now. You're the neatest person I've ever met
seatownbuckeye2001: ahh.. sarcasm
squattingdarkling: No I'm seriously. You're the guy I've been waiting for.
seatownbuckeye2001: how so?
squattingdarkling: I've always wanted some murdurer to come get me.
seatownbuckeye2001: do you have any more pics of yourself
squattingdarkling: I do. www.angelfire.com/yt/goddessh/theprettyone.html there's a bunch
seatownbuckeye2001: ok.. brb
seatownbuckeye2001: you are totally cute
seatownbuckeye2001: how do you want to die? [classic quote!]
squattingdarkling: Jump off Angel Falls
seatownbuckeye2001: you should do it
squattingdarkling: Give me the money and I will.
seatownbuckeye2001: how much?
squattingdarkling: Plane tickets to like Brazil or wherever the hell it is.
seatownbuckeye2001: brb
[he never returns...]