Spike the Hedgehog

Once upon a time there lived a hedgehog
His name was Spike
Spike wanted to be a plumber when he got older
But he was sad because it would be years before he got older
For Spike was a magical hedgehog
He wouldn't get older until he turned 16 1/16
He couldn't wait that long
He was only 16
So instead he took himself to the pound
The nice employees were boring
They put Spike right to sleep
And Spike never awoke
Spike was happy now
The End