Stories
"Arthur took the stake and hammer, and when once his mind was set on action his hands never trembled nor even quivered. Van Halsing opened his missal and began to read, and Quincey and I followed as well as we could. Arthur placed the point over the heart, and as I looked I could see its dint in the white flesh. Then he struck it with all his might.
The Thing in the coffin writhed; and a hideous, bloodcurding speech came from the opened red lips. The body shook and quivered and twisted in wild contortions; the sharp white teeth champed together till the lips were cut, and the mouth was smeared with a crimson foam. But Arthur never faltered. He looked like a figure of Thor as his untrembling arm rose and fell, driving deeper and deeper the mercy-bearing stake, whilst the blood from the pierced heart welled and spurted up around it. His face was set, and high duty seemed to shine through it; the sight of it gave us courage so that out voices seemed to ring through the little vault.
And then the writhing and quivered of the body became less, and the teeth seemed to champ, and the face to quiver. Finally it lay still. The terrible task was over." -Bram Stoker, Dracula
Harry the Pea
Fred the Box
The Little Mermaid, as Told by H
The Happy Little Beaver
Untitled
Hedgie the Hedgehog
A Terrifying Story
A Fabel
Untitled (about a line)
Untitled (about a walrus)
The Story of Catman s First Flight
Nicaragua
The Horny Spray Bottle
Crim and Crimmette's Adventure
The Man Who Built Shoes
The Old Bastard who Hung from a Tree
Fido the Bunny
The Dr Man
Rumplestiltskin, as told by H
The Pirate who Went to the Grocery Store
The Adventures of Spoony II
A Story that Takes Place in the Previous Kingdom
The Subconcious of a Delusional Body
Granny and Alyssa
The SOCKS-(also by Ammie)
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The Evil Mind
The Story of Andrea (written when I was 14)
The Random Story that Took About Two Seconds to Write
Carl the Penishead
The Female Satyr
The Fucking Car Dealer
Faerytale
Locus the Friendly Goblin
Hey Kids: The Necrophile and Zombie Story...
The Adventures of Raccoon and Skunk (also by Alan)
Mr. Caveman
Sammy the Sperm
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The Full Moon
The Funny Little Man and his Wife
Attack of the Zombie Woman
Essay of Factory Farms
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