The Dr Man

There once lived a stuffed Chick
His name was Dick
One day he built a bomb
He wanted to blow up his friend, Tom
Tom was sad
Dick was mad
Dick wanted to end both of their misery
So killing Tom would make them both happy, you see
So Dick did his plan
And so dead was his #1 fan
But Tom came back
He haunted Dick with a thumbtack
He threw one on his head
Dick thought it was Tom because he was dead
"Arf!" said the pup
Dick looked up
Urine trickled on him
"ACK!" said Dick who was grim
"Eee hee hee hee!" cackled Tom
Then for Dick, Tom made a bomb
HA!
HA!