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There once lived a line named Fernando. Fernando was a very unhappy line. He wished to be a dot instead. He felt lines were really pointless (haha, get it? POINTLESS!) and stupid. Dots were very useful. They came at the ends of sentences and the dot j's and i's and stuff. But what good is a line? People don't use lines very often and nobody draws lines for fun. People draw dots for fun all the time. There's even a type of art the has only dots. So Fernando the Line decided to invent a line consisting of only dots. He named this line "the dotted line." They would be used to help elementary school kids learn how to write and create their own dots. Fernando became world famous and even appeared on the cover of Playboy magazine. Then someone erased Fernando the Line and Fernando was never seen nor heard from again. THE END

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