Breaking Up

Do not think it hurts me bad
It doesn't hurt me none
It does not mean anything
I'm fondling this gun

'Cause it don't hurt bad
I don't miss you
I don't eat alone
Wishing I was eating with two

It's like a sad movie
They always get high ratings
In fact, I feel like celebrating
I feel like celebrating,

And do not think I ever thought
That this would really work
It was just sort of a casual thing
Like trying on a shirt

And I don't sit home
Alone and stare
At your picture wishing
That you were still there

I never get lonely
In fact, I enjoy masturbating
And I feel like celebrating
I feel like celebrating

Oh goody, oh joy
I'm finally free
I no longer have to sit
Through your mother's
Casserole recipes

Oh joy, oh glee
I'm finally free

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