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undefined Sparky and The Midevil Computers

Sparky and The Medieval Computers

 

 

 

Sparky: ::sitting in a Really big fluffy black swivel chair, spins around in it:: ^-^

wheeeeeeee!!!! :: Spins to a computer and types random things on it, then spins over to

another:: Whooosh!! ::one of the computer starts to do a weird flashy thing, spins over to

that one:: Oh no! You can’t die now I got you in the 1750!!!

 

Computer: Sparky I’m not dying!!! I’m going to take over the world!! I have finally got

the power to get out of this place!!! Muhahahahahahahahahahaha! :: Grows arms and

legs, starts to dance:: ah ah ah ah stayin' alive stayin' alive! :: Dances out of the room::

 

Sparky: No you can’t take over the world!! I’m taking over the world! You will have to

kill me first!!! :: Falls to ground and cries seeing as to how her dream to take over the

world is about to be taken away by a computer::

 

Computer: :: dose many many evil things to people and is now king of the world::

 

Sparky: :: after many many days of crying jumps up and runs out the door to kill the

computer. Is out in the middle of the street, looks one way then the other:: hummm…

where to go now…

 

Guy in car: Get out of the middle of the street!

 

Sparky: ::runs over to the car and pulls the guy out:: I need this more than you do Buffy

now byeeeeeee!! ::drives off::

 

Sparky: ::looks in back:: HEY! Jessie I didn’t see you back there!

 

Jessie: ::sigh:: no one seems to see me these days.

 

Sparky: oh… well you want to help me take over the world!!!?

 

Jessie: umm… okay! ::jumps up to the passenger seat::

 

Sparky: ::hears a bump, blinky:: oops.. ::stops the car and hops out many cars behind her

sounding their horns. She looks under the car to see a beat up man:: oops… ::pulls the

guy out from under the car then throws him in:: Whooohoo! ::jumps in as well and starts

the car up right before a near by man was able to steal it::

 

Jessie: ::has this guy on top of her..:: ummmm… yeah. ::throws him in back:: so where

are we going?

 

Sparky: … I didn’t think about that… I know! Zero will know we can go bother him! Jet

pack! ::the car grows wings and flys off::

 

At the Island that Zero lives at

 

Zero: ::standing on a hill top the sun behind him his cape rippling in the back ground::

The world is trembling in fear, something not right… ::he glances over to his house to see

a car with wings of a bird landing in his front yard, blinky:: Eheh…

 

Sparky: ::jumps out of the car:: ZERO! I need help!

 

Zero: what the heck did you do this time!?

 

Sparky: ::has by now gotten over to him she flings herself at him:: it’s so awful! My

computer has taken over the world, and and.. Well I thought you might know where it is?

 

Zero: ::grabs her by her shoulders and pries her off of himself:: Oh really now, well I can

only think of one person who can help you.

 

Sparky: who???

 

Zero: neo… He’s the only one who can help you.

 

Sparky: why?

 

Zero: Well, umm you need to put him in the story?

 

Sparky: Okay that works. ::she runs back to the car and jumps in::

 

Zero: ::waves:: Good luck!

 

Sparky: Whoosh, whoosh and away! ::the car fly’s off once more::

 

Jessie: So where are we going now?

 

Sparky: ummm…

 

Jessie: I guess we better go get the guy so he can show us.

 

Sparky: ::truns the car around so she can pick up zero, she soon sees him:: okay Jessie

pull him in when we fly over!

 

Jessie: okay! :: As they fly over Jessie grabs hold of him and pulls him in with a little

trouble:: Geezz your heavy!

 

Zero: what was that for? I was starting on a plot…

 

Sparky: Zero we need your help, I need to know the way to the house Neo lives at and

that is something I do not know.

 

Zero: oh why didn’t you just ask in the first place?

 

Sparky: I didn’t think about it.

 

Jessie: hey your kinda hot. ::stares at Zero::

 

Zero: ummmm… I’m getting married.

 

Jessie: oh sorry. ::crosses arms, then looks over at him:: To who?

 

Zero: I cant tell any of you, it’s a secret. ::puts finger to lips:: Shhhhhhhhhhh…

 

Sparky: ::sigh:: hes always going to be like that he wont even tell meh.

 

Zero: Sparky stick to this story we have no time to go over your life and things about me.

 

Sparky: okay fine then see if I ever talk to you again. ::blinks:: hey where dose Neo live?

 

Zero: I thought you weren’t talking to me.

 

Sparky: well I’ll talk to you till you finish telling me where Neo lives.

 

Later

 

Sparky: ::runs up to a large mansion:: Is this it?

 

Zero: what?

 

 

Sparky: ::knocks on door:: Is this his house?

 

Zero: YEAH!

Sparky: oka- ::the door opens and Sparky is now knocking on Neo::

 

Neo: ummm.. hello.

 

Sparky: ::she jumps back and has a funny grin on face:: hello.

 

Neo: what do you want?

 

Sparky: would you happen to know where my evil computer is that has taken over the

world?

 

Zero: Oh that computer? Why didn’t you ask?

 

Sparky: so your telling me that you knew along? So we did this all for nothing?

 

Zero: I guess…

 

Neo: what are you talking about?

 

Sparky: your going to help me take over the world!

 

Neo: What? When did I agree to this?

 

Sparky: you didn’t now lets go! ::she gets ahold of Neo and drags him to the car throwing

him in the back along with the guy the ran over, Jessie who magically got in the back,

and zero. To add to this the place was only ment to seat three::

 

Zero: O.o;; I think I’m going to sit in the front.

 

Jessie not if I get there first! ::they both battle it out for the front seat::

 

Sparky: Hey keep it down if you act like that the cars going to fall apart! ::she starts up

the car and they fly away::

 

Later at Ralph’s house for no reason what so ever

 

Sparky: ::jumps out of the car and runs into his house::

 

Neo: ::is now tied up with stuff so he cant get away, let me tell ya it would have to be

strong stuff but any way.::

 

Zero: ::still fighting for the front seat with Jessie by a poking war::

 

Jessie: you will loose to my poking ways!

 

Zero: oh that’s what you think young grasshopper!

 

Neo: Muufle mrrr… ¬.¬

 

Sparky: runs around inside the house looking for Ralph

 

Ralph: ::a small mouse rides by on a motorcycle making noises for the thing, the mouse

stops infront of Sparky. In a high squeaking voice:: Hey! What’s up?

 

Sparky: Ralph turn human so you can help me take over the world by killing my evil

computer I got in 1750!

 

Ralph: … ummm, okay! ::he turns in to boo really quick and makes the boo noise then

turns into a human. He is quite tall and has a deep voice now:: Sparky, I am your mother!

 

Sparky: Noooooooooooooooooooo- wait you’re a guy you cant be my brother…

 

Ralph: ::hops out door:: Booooo!

 

Sparky: ::fallows him then shoves him in the front seat:: We must go! ::runs around and

gets in the car, she starts it up again and fly’s off::

 

Rose: ::sitting in tree, she sees the car fly by:: … ::sigh:: this place is messed up.

 

Spike: ::hits wind shield, smack:: X.x

 

Ralph: ::pulls spike in and hugs her to his breast::

 

Spike: X.x ::is a little knocked out right now::

 

Ralph: boo!

 

Guy who they ran over for right now I’m thinking of a name and issss…. Going to

beeee… John: What? ::he looks around a little beat up, after all he was run over with a

car:: where am I?

 

Sparky: Your going to help us take over the world! Muhahahahaha!

 

John: AHHHHHHHHH!! No the worlds going to end! Help me!

 

Jessie: shhhh… ::pokes zero while saying all this:: she’ll tie you up if you don’t do what

she wants.

 

John: … okay. Well then I’m just going to sit here.

 

Sparky: the cars loosing space we have to loose something befo-::the car starts to nose

dive to the ground::

 

Every one: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

Sparky: We’re going to die!

 

Spike: X.x

 

Jessie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Help!

 

Neo: MUFFFFFFFLE MRRRRRRR!!

 

John: oh my!

 

Zero: NOOOOOOOOOO!

 

Ralph: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ^-^

 

Superman: ::he catches the car:: are you people okay?

 

Sparky: hey man your in the wrong story!

 

Every one Sept the people who are knocked out: yeah!

 

Superman: ::in gay voice:: well fine the! See if I ever save you again. ::He lets the car fall

to the ground again::

Every one Sept Ralph and the people who are knocked out:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

 

Ralph: ::puts hands in the air:: Wheeeee!!

 

::they all land in a lake and the car for some odd reason fades away::

 

Zero: *bubble bubble * ::he swims to the side and looks out into the lake to look for the

others::

 

Sparky: :: doesn’t really know how to swim so is splashing about:: Blarg!

 

Neo: ::sinks to the bottom of the lake:: ¬.¬

 

Ralph: ::floats around:: wheeeeeeeeeeee!! ^-^

 

Jessie: ::ish clinging to Zero:: hello.

 

John: ::sits on the top of the car while it sinks, Titanic song plays::

 

Spike: ::swimming to the side of lake::

 

Sparky: ::goes under water:: X.x

 

Zero: ::pulls Jessie off of him:: oh no! Sparky cant die if she dies the stories over and thus

every one in this story will disappear… ::scary music plays::

 

Jessie: ::sitting on ground next to zero:: yes we all know now do you think you can go

save Sparky now?

 

Zero: oh yeah… right, well here I go. ::he jumps out into the lake and well he saves

Sparky. He takes her back to the side of the lake::

 

Sparky: ::cough, gag so on:: Zero…

 

Zero: yes… ::stares into her eyes::

 

Sparky: ::sighs then smiles:: Why the hell did it take you that long to save me?! ::she

yells::

 

Zero: well I had to tell the young people out there that if you die then this story would no

longer be, and then it was just kinda funny.

 

Sparky: ::jumps up and points:: so its funny I almost died?

 

Zero: no but you never die any way we can always bring you back some how.

 

Sparky: yeah your-::Sparky is run over by Ralph::

 

Ralph: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! ::is being chased by neo::

 

Neo: ::lets just say he has out a gun:: Come back here you annoying person! Fight like a

man!

 

Ralph: ::turns around with flame thrower:: Bring it on baby! ::spins around and the

flames shoot out of the flame thrower catching many, many things on fire::

EEEEEEEEEEE!!!

 

Jessie, john, and anyone else I don’t make do anything after this: ::die::

 

Sparky: X.x

 

Zero: well this can be bad. ::the whole place is now on fire::

 

Neo: O.o;;

 

Spike: makes it to where every one is right now:: hey!! … FIRE!!! EEEEEEE!!

Hehehehe….

 

Zero: ::slings Sparky over his shoulder:: I think it would be best if we leave now.

 

Spike: ohhhh… no fire?

 

Ralph: wheeeeeeeeeee!! ::flame thrower runs out of juice::

 

hours later

 

::every one is now in a large city::

 

Zero: ::blinky:: well that was odd..

 

Neo: what?

 

Zero: we just appeared in this city from out of no place…

 

Neo: yeah that happens in most of Sparkys stories.

 

Sparky: hey look I’m not slung over your shoulder any more!

 

 

Zero: yeah, weird.

 

Bob the hobo: ::hold out little cup for money:: Hey man, give to the oh who cares any

more just give meh money!

 

Sparky: Okay! ::Starts to empty pockets::

 

Zero: hey Sparky don’t give away all your money you idiot.

 

Sparky: why?

 

Zero: just cuz.

 

Bob: hey man if she wants to give it to me I don care.

 

Zero: no, she doesn’t want to give it to you.

 

Sparky: how do you know?

 

Bob: yeah, how do you know?

 

Zero: ya know just stay out of this.

 

Bob: make meh.

 

Zero: ::pulls out gun:: fine I will!

 

Sparky: ::bitch slaps zero * this was put here to be funny I would never think to do this to

any one * ::

 

Zero: ::tears start to show, he turns and starts crying::

 

Sparky: o.o I’m sorry…

 

Zero: ::turns around:: fooled ya didn’t I?

 

Sparky: grrrrrr….

 

Ralph: ::pops out of no place and lands on bob.::

 

 

Bob: yall need to go awaaaaaaaa, num errrr…. ::passes out::

 

Ralph: wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!! ::he starts to jump around::

 

Neo: ¬.¬ he seems to be back…

 

Spike: ::sits next to bob:: hummm…. Boowa! ::she puts a rope around him and drags him

around:: wheeeeeee!!

 

Sparky: How did this all start I cant really- oh yeah! The computer! I have to kill it….

::she looks around sees a building, points at it:: that’s where he is!

 

Zero: how do you know?

 

Sparky: hey he can be where ever I want him to, I’m writing the story.

 

Zero: ohhh…

 

Neo: Why didn’t you just kill him off some stupid way before, I mean if you could do

that why didn’t you just kill him?

 

Sparky: the story wouldn’t be as good.

 

Neo: ohhh…

 

Sparky: Well lets go!

 

Spike: keeeessss!! ::drags bob along::

 

Ralph: EEEEEEEEEEEE! ::bounces around::

 

later in the building as they are face to face with the evil master computer of the

WORLD!

 

Computer: BEEP blooop bong bong bloop beep.

 

Sparky: hes says that he wants a bong I think.

 

Zero: how do you know?

 

Sparky: I don’t. o.o

 

Zero: ohhh…

 

Neo: I will save us all from this evil computer!! Mostly because I know how I can kill it.

::he dose lots of really powerful attacks that would kill anything else, but not the

computer… he ends up passed out::

 

 

 

::things like this go on for a long time and the battle goes on and on and well yeah it still

going::

 

Computer: Bleeep bong bong bleep boop dooooo…

 

Sparky: we cant beat it!

 

Computer: ::kills Ralph::

 

Spike: you killed Ralph you basterd!

 

Bob: ::wakes up:: whats going on whats all this noise I got a head ache.

 

Computer: BLEEEEEEEPPP, BONG BONG!

 

Bob: oh shut up! ::throws a beer bottle at the computer as the computer well lets just say

it dies a computery death….::

 

AND THE DAY IS SAVED THANKS TO BOB!

 

Bob: I don’t get it…

 

Sparky: you saved the day the end…

 

Bob: oh okay.

 

Forest man: ::runs by:: EEEEEEEEEEE!!

 

Ken: oh come back my love!