TWC

Wednesday 31st July 2002

Arena48

at The Marine Midland Arena, Buffalo

The Kid F.G. - It's our last show in the US before Splash Bash 2002, coming to you live from Buffalo!!!

Maxx
The Kid F.G. - Hello everyone. It's great to be back. We are just two and a half weeks away from Splash Bash 2002 and things are really hotting up around here.

The Charter - That's right. I'm still shocked by the way in which Cobra turned his back on the Apex stable and sided withthe man who he has had the bitterest of feuds with, the Extreme Champion Rex Butler. What is behind that I don't know. Maybe we'll find out tonight.

The Kid F.G. - Let's not forget the fact that we have a 15 man Battle Royal tonight and two title matches, but first we're gonna hopefully watch that disgrace to wrestling, The Lazy Eyed Psycho get destroyed by that monster, Mother.

Mother vs. Lazy Eyed Psycho

Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 280 pounds, from Des Moines, Iowa, Lazy Eyed Psycho!!! (crowd boos *)

[Lazy Eyed Psycho comes to the ring. ]

Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 450 pounds, from Hell's Kitchen, accompanied by Tiffany Hepburn...Mother!!! (crowd boos ****)

[Mother walks to the ring.
The Puma is the referee for this contest.
Lazy Eyed Psycho gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Mother.
(the bell rings)
Mother stands up.
Mother hits Lazy Eyed Psycho with the back of his elbow.
Mother gives Lazy Eyed Psycho a reverse neckbreaker.
Mother is up again.
Mother goes for a pin.
Referee The Puma makes the count.
...1
Lazy Eyed Psycho kicks out. ]

The Charter - Mother should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Lazy Eyed Psycho is up again.
Mother short lariats Lazy Eyed Psycho.
Lazy Eyed Psycho stands up.
Lazy Eyed Psycho and Mother go to the floor The Puma starts the count
(.1)
Lazy Eyed Psycho cuts Mother with a blade.
Mother is bleeding as a result. ]

The Kid F.G. - I wish every match could be like this!

[(..2)
Lazy Eyed Psycho trys for a dragon screw but is unable to lift Mother.
(...3)
Lazy Eyed Psycho hits Mother with the back of his elbow. ]

The Charter - Mother takes a back elbow.

[(....4)
Lazy Eyed Psycho gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. ]

The Kid F.G. - Lazy Eyed Psycho takes a corkscrew armdrag.

[(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Mother gets back to his feet.
Lazy Eyed Psycho is up again.
Lazy Eyed Psycho gets thrown into the turnbuckle.
Mother comes over and smashes Lazy Eyed Psycho's head into it.
Mother hits a spinning leg lariat on Lazy Eyed Psycho sending him to the mat.
Lazy Eyed Psycho is up again.
Mother runs in and leg drops Lazy Eyed Psycho.
Mother sucks chants start in the crowd.
Mother swings a Steel chair and hits Lazy Eyed Psycho.
Lazy Eyed Psycho is bleeding as a result.
Mother knees Lazy Eyed Psycho and rolls back to his feet.
Mother sucks chants start in the crowd.
Mother climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Lazy Eyed Psycho.
Mother moves back to his feet.
Mother hits Lazy Eyed Psycho with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Mother leg drops Lazy Eyed Psycho.
Mother locks Lazy Eyed Psycho in the kneebar.
Referee The Puma is checking for a tap out.
... ... Lazy Eyed Psycho is fighting the hold.
... ... ... Lazy Eyed Psycho is fighting the hold.
... (AHHHH!)
... Mother tightens the hold.
... ... Lazy Eyed Psycho trys to escape.
... Lazy Eyed Psycho is fighting the hold.
Lazy Eyed Psycho taps out. ]

The Charter - Mother has won the match!

Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, Mother!!!

Mother keeps the kneebar locked in.
Lazy Eyed Psycho screams and taps.
Lazy Eyed Psycho looks up at The Puma.
The Puma turns his back on Lazy Eyed Psycho.

The Charter - It looks as if absolutely nobody cares about what happens to Lazy Eyed Psycho. He's really dug his own grave by coming to TWC America and attempting to belittle it.

Tiffany Hepburn enters the ring.
Mother holds Lazy Eyed Psycho up so he is facing Tiffany.
Tiffany gets in Lazy Eyed Psycho's face and shouts at him.
Tiffany slaps Lazy Eyed Psycho around the face.

The Kid F.G. - What a slap!!! That's the best thing I've ever seen Tiffany do.

Lazy Eyed Psycho tries to grab Tiffany but Mother just hold him back.
Mother lifts Lazy Eyed Psycho upside down onto his back.

The Charter - Here we go!!!

Mother drives Lazy Eyed Psycho's head in to the mat.

The Kid F.G. - The Motherf*cker!!!

Lazy Eyed Psycho's body falls limp to the mat.
Mother picks Lazy Eyed Psycho up.
Mother throws Lazy Eyed Psycho out of the ring.
Lazy Eyed Psycho is showing no signs of consciousness.
Mother steps out of the ring.
Mother lifts Lazy Eyed Psycho to his feet.
Mother walks Lazy Eyed Psycho halfway up the steel rampway.
Mother ducks between Lazy Eyed Psycho's legs and lifts him onto his back once more.

The Kid F.G. - Oh no!!! Surely not. He could kill him!!!

Mother performs the Motherf*cker on Lazy Eyed Psycho.
Lazy Eyed Psycho's head and neck are rammed into the steel rampway.

The Charter - The human body is not designed to withstand such impact!!!

Lazy Eyed Psycho is now motionless on the ramp.
Mother and Tiffany look down at him.
EMTs run out from the back with a stretcher.

The Kid F.G. - Mother may well have just ended Lazy Eyed Psycho's career.

Mother and Tiffany back away as the EMTs carefully attend to Lazy Eyed Psycho.
The EMTs put a neck brace around the neck of Psycho and load him onto the strectcher.
The EMTs carefully remove him from the arena while the Spikertron flickers on.

King Crasher is seen in his office enjoying Lazy Eyed Psycho's discomfort.
The door bursts open and Quixta walks in.

King Crasher - What the hell...

Quixta - Now look here, I'm in here to get a title shot. Whether it be at Rex Butler for the Extreme Championship or Cobra for the British, I don't care which, I...

King Crasher - Now you hold your horses right there young man. Do you know what company you are working for here?

Quixta - Well it's TWC America.

King Crasher - That's right, and let me tell you something. This wrestling promotion has been around probably longer than you've been wrestling so let me tell you this, the day when people like yourself walk into TWC America and get title shots when they've achieved bugger all is the day this place shuts down. Now then, this place ain't shutting down so I suggest you get your arse out of this office, down to the ring, and into that fifteen man battle royal, and if you win that, then maybe I'll consider pushing you into title races.

Quixta storms out of the office knowing that the Battle Royal is next.
On his way out he barges past Crazzzy Gerard who is on his way in.

Crazzzy Gerard - Hey, you wanna watch where you're going!!!

Gerard walks in and confronts King Crasher.

Crazzzy Gerard - Right, I'm back in TWC and I want a return shot at my title.

King Crasher - What is it with people eh? Do they think I'm a soft touch? Where have you been the last month Gerard? Oh, I get it. You lose your ICW Intercontinental Championship and you've got no gold left. You think you can walk in and out of TWC America at you own convenience demanding title shots? I've got wrestlers on my roster busting their arses week in week out here. You don't work even a fraction as hard as any of them. Get out of my office!!!

Crazzzy Gerard - Fine.

Crazzzy Gerard walks out and shuts the door behind him.

The Spikertron goes off.

The Kid F.G. - I wonder what he means by "fine".

The Charter - Who knows in the wrestling world.

15 MAN BATTLE ROYAL

(featuring Big Daddy Jason Berodt, Coca Boy, Cola Boy, Ice, The Iceman, Loose Cannon, The Maniac Cop, Nigel G, The Purple Footed Clown, Quixta, Simon G, The Terminator, Vinny Chompways and Xiem Iduo)

Steve Bayley - The following is a 15 man Battle Royal battle royal.

[All 15 men are at the ring.
(the bell rings)
Big Daddy Jason Berodt piledrives Simon G..
Simon G. moves back to his feet.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt picks Simon G. up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt moves back to his feet.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt hits Simon G. with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt is up again.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt puts Simon G. in an arm grapevine submission.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt with the hammerlock on Simon G..
The Puma asks Simon G. if he quits.
... Simon G. trys to escape.
... Simon G. trys to escape.
... Simon G. is fighting the hold.
... Simon G. is fighting the hold.
... ... Simon G. trys to escape.
... Big Daddy Jason Berodt tightens the hold.
... ... Simon G. trys to escape.
... Simon G. taps out.
Simon G. was eliminated by Big Daddy Jason Berodt. ]

The Kid F.G. - Simon G. is out of here!!

[The Maniac Cop trys for a power move but is not strong enough to lift The Terminator.
The Maniac Cop is up again.
The Maniac Cop applies the camel clutch on The Terminator.
Referee The Puma is checking for a tap out.
... The Terminator is fighting the hold.
... The Terminator is fighting the hold.
... The Maniac Cop tightens the hold.
... The Terminator is fighting the hold.
The Maniac Cop breaks the hold.
After fight The Maniac Cop punches Nigel G. repeatedly.
The Maniac Cop applies the clawhold on Nigel G..
The Maniac Cop punches Nigel G. in the head.
The Maniac Cop rakes the face of Nigel G. in attempt to make a come back.
The Maniac Cop executes the Super DDT on Nigel G.!
The Maniac Cop catches Nigel G. in a backslide and goes for the pin.
Referee The Puma makes the count.
...1
...2
...3
Nigel G. was eliminated by The Maniac Cop. ]

The Charter - Nigel G. is out of here!!

[The Iceman sets Terror "The Chosen One" up DDTs him into the mat. ]

The Kid F.G. - If The Iceman keeps using moves like that power move he could win the match!

[Terror "The Chosen One" gets hit with the shooting star press from The Iceman.
The Puma counts.
...1
...2
Terror "The Chosen One" escapes. ]

The Charter - We almost had a winner.

[Terror "The Chosen One" stands up.
Now Quixta standing.
Quixta hits The Iceman with the back of his elbow. ]

The Kid F.G. - back elbow!

[Quixta tackles The Iceman.
The Iceman gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Quixta. ]

The Charter - The Iceman takes a diving elbow smash.

[Quixta moves back to his feet.
The Iceman climbs to his feet.
The Iceman delivers a kick to the head of Quixta.
Quixta executes a jawbreaker on The Iceman. ]

The Kid F.G. - The Iceman takes a jawbreaker.

[Quixta climbs to his feet.
Quixta fist drops The Iceman on the mat.
Quixta stands up.
Quixta executes a corkscrew legdrop on The Iceman.
Now Quixta standing.
The Iceman climbs to his feet.
The Iceman with spinning headscissors on Quixta send him hard to the mat. ]

The Charter - Good spinning headscissors by The Iceman.

[The Iceman moves back to his feet.
The Iceman with a falling splash on Quixta. ]

The Kid F.G. - That falling splash was very good.

[The Iceman stands up.
The Iceman knees Quixta and rolls back to his feet.
The Iceman fist drops Quixta on the mat.
Now The Iceman standing.
The Iceman executes a corkscrew legdrop on Quixta.
Quixta climbs to his feet.
Quixta knifehand chops The Iceman.
The Iceman spinning mule kicks Quixta.
Quixta executes a belly-to-belly suplex on The Iceman. ]

The Charter - The Iceman takes a side belly-to-belly suplex. This is how wrestling should be!

[Quixta with a falling splash on The Iceman. Quixta chants start. ]

The Kid F.G. - That falling splash was very good.

[Quixta is up again.
The Iceman gets locked into the headscissors submission by Quixta.
The Puma asks The Iceman if he quits.
... The Iceman is fighting the hold.
... ... (AHHHH!)
The Iceman escapes.
Quixta with a falling splash on The Iceman.
Quixta chants start.
Quixta gets up.
The Iceman gets up. ]

The Charter - I wish every match could be like this!

[Xiem Iduo stands up.
Xiem Iduo clotheslines The Purple Footed Clown.
Xiem Iduo does a cartwheel and kicks The Purple Footed Clown in the face.
Xiem Iduo clotheslines The Purple Footed Clown. ]

The Kid F.G. - The Purple Footed Clown takes a weak move.

[The Purple Footed Clown throws Xiem Iduo off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block.
The Purple Footed Clown moves back to his feet.
The Purple Footed Clown executes the sleeperhold on Xiem Iduo.
Referee The Puma is checking for a tap out.
... Xiem Iduo trys to escape.
... ... Xiem Iduo trys to escape.
... The Purple Footed Clown tightens the hold.
The Purple Footed Clown breaks the hold. ]

The Charter - OHHHHHHH So close!!!

[Xiem Iduo executes a springboard bulldog, slamming The Maniac Cop's head onto the mat. ]

The Kid F.G. - My God!! What a match!

[Xiem Iduo slingshot elbow drops The Maniac Cop. ]

The Charter - The Maniac Cop could use some help about now.

[Xiem Iduo hits a frog splash on The Maniac Cop. ]

The Kid F.G. - If Xiem Iduo keeps using moves like that frog splash he could win the match!

[Xiem Iduo gets up.
The Maniac Cop moves back to his feet. ]

The Charter - This is quality sports entertainment! Did you see that last move?

The Kid F.G. - Yeah, you know it.

[Xiem Iduo applies the clawhold on The Maniac Cop.
Xiem Iduo uses a snap mare takeover on The Maniac Cop.
Xiem Iduo slingshot elbow drops The Maniac Cop.
The Maniac Cop stands up.
Xiem Iduo hits The Maniac Cop with the back of his elbow.
The Maniac Cop gets locked in the double chicken wing.
Referee The Puma is checking for a tap out.
... ... ... ... The Maniac Cop is fighting the hold.
... ... ... The Maniac Cop trys to escape.
... The Maniac Cop trys to escape.
... The Maniac Cop trys to escape.
... The Maniac Cop taps out.
The Maniac Cop was eliminated by Xiem Iduo. ]

The Charter - That will do it for The Maniac Cop. He's been eliminated!

[Cola Boy piledrives Loose Cannon. ]

The Kid F.G. - If Cola Boy keeps using moves like that power move he could win the match!

[Loose Cannon is up again.
Cola Boy grabs Loose Cannon's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Cola Boy tightens the hold.
... ... ... Cola Boy breaks the hold.
The Purple Footed Clown trys for a belly-to-back superplex but is not strong enough to lift Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Now Ice standing.
Ice bounces The Terminator off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat.
The Terminator is up again.
The Terminator gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Ice.
Ice chops The Terminator. ]

The Kid F.G. - Ice with a chop.

[Ice does a cartwheel and kicks The Terminator in the face.
Ice clotheslines The Terminator. ]

The Charter - weak move!

[The Terminator picks Ice up and executes a stomachbreaker. ]

The Charter - What an outstanding match!

[The Terminator hits a frog splash on Ice.
Now The Terminator standing. ]

The Charter - Are you enjoying this match?

The Kid F.G. - Yes sir!

[Ice gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The Terminator. ]

The Charter - The Terminator with a diving elbow smash.

[The Terminator gets up. Ice stands up.
Ice executes a huge gutbuster on The Terminator.
Ice punches The Terminator repeatedly.
Ice hits him with a back fist. ]

The Kid F.G. - The Terminator takes a back fist.

[Ice gets sidewalk slammed by The Terminator.
Now Coca Boy standing.
Coca Boy puts Vinny Chompways in an arm grapevine submission. ]

The Charter - Coca Boy executes a arm grapevine.

[Coca Boy rolls onto Vinny Chompways connecting with a knee.
Vinny Chompways grabs Coca Boy's head and DDT's him on the mat.
Vinny Chompways sucks chants start in the crowd.
Now Vinny Chompways standing.
Vinny Chompways locks Coca Boy in the kneebar.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Coca Boy trys to escape.
... ... Vinny Chompways breaks the hold.
Vinny Chompways applies an arm wrench to Coca Boy.
Coca Boy rakes his fingers across Vinny Chompways's back. ]

The Kid F.G. - back rake!

[Vinny Chompways knifehand chops Coca Boy. ]

The Charter - Vinny Chompways executes a knifehand chop.

[Coca Boy hits a spinning leg lariat on Vinny Chompways sending him to the mat.
Vinny Chompways moves back to his feet.
Coca Boy jabs Vinny Chompways.
The Terminator trys for a fisherman buster but is not strong enough to lift Loose Cannon.]

The Kid F.G. - Loose Cannon could use some help about now.

[The Terminator trys for a hotshot but is not strong enough to lift Loose Cannon.]

The Charter - The Terminator is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[The Terminator nails Terror "The Chosen One" with an inverted DDT. ]

The Kid F.G. - Nice inverted DDT by The Terminator.

[The Terminator is back on his feet.
The Terminator with a falling splash on Terror "The Chosen One".
Now The Terminator standing.
The Terminator puts Terror "The Chosen One" in an arm grapevine submission.
Terror "The Chosen One" stands up.
Terror "The Chosen One" chops The Terminator.
Terror "The Chosen One" hits The Terminator with the back of his elbow.
The Terminator hits a jumping elbow hrust on Terror "The Chosen One".
The Terminator goes for a pin.
The Puma counts.
...1
Terror "The Chosen One" kicks out. ]

The Charter - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Terror "The Chosen One" is up again.
The Terminator rakes the face of Terror "The Chosen One" in attempt to make a come back. ]

The Kid F.G. - The Terminator with a face rake.

[The Terminator bites Terror "The Chosen One"'s arm out of desparation.
Terror "The Chosen One" gives The Terminator a reverse neckbreaker.
Terror "The Chosen One" rolls onto The Terminator connecting with a knee.
Terror "The Chosen One" hits The Terminator with an elbowdrop.
The Terminator climbs to his feet.
Ice moves back to his feet.
Ice executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Cola Boy.
Cola Boy stands up.
Cola Boy hits Ice with a baba chop.
Ice slaps Cola Boy.
Ice gets taken down with an armdrag takedown.
Ice is up again.
Ice neck snaps Cola Boy. ]

The Charter - Cola Boy takes a neck snap.

[Cola Boy delivers a stiff inverted powerbomb send Ice hard to the mat. ]

The Kid F.G. - Nice inverted power bomb by Cola Boy.

The Charter - What an outstanding match!

[Cola Boy fist drops Ice on the mat. ]

The Kid F.G. - fist drop!

[Cola Boy nails Ice with a belly-to-back suplex.
Now Cola Boy standing.
Cola Boy goes for a pin.
The Puma counts the pin.
...1
...2
Ice escapes. ]

The Charter - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Cola Boy uses a snap mare takeover on Ice.
Ice is back on his feet.
Ice hits a jumping elbow thrust on Cola Boy. ]

The Kid F.G. - Ice executes a jumping elbow thrust.

[Cola Boy climbs to his feet.
Ice gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Cola Boy puts Ice in an arm grapevine submission.
Cola Boy measures Ice up and drops a closed fist.
Cola Boy stands up.
Ice climbs to his feet.
Ice hits Big Daddy Jason Berodt with the double arm DDT into the mat.
Now Ice standing. ]

The Charter - I wish every match could be like this!

[The Iceman with a falling splash on Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Now The Iceman standing.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt gets locked in the painful STF.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Big Daddy Jason Berodt is fighting the hold.
... Big Daddy Jason Berodt is fighting the hold.
The Iceman breaks the hold.
The Iceman with a falling splash on Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt is back on his feet.
Quixta trys for a waistlock suplex but The Terminator avoids it. ]

The Kid F.G. - What an outstanding match!

[Vinny Chompways trys for a belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift The Iceman.
Vinny Chompways puts a knee to The Iceman's back and pulls hims arms back.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... ... (AHHHH!)
The Iceman escapes. ]

The Charter - Vinny Chompways is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[The Terminator body slams Ice. ]

The Kid F.G. - The Terminator with a body slam.

[The Iceman trys for a head and arm suplex but is not strong enough to lift Quixta.
The Iceman executes a jawbreaker on Quixta. ]

The Charter - The Iceman with a jawbreaker.

[Now Quixta is standing.
Quixta delivers a spinning backbreak to The Iceman.
The Iceman climbs to his feet.
The Iceman rakes the face of Quixta in attempt to make a come back. ]

The Charter - The Iceman executes a face rake.

[Quixta rakes his fingers across The Iceman's back. ]

The Kid F.G. - back rake!

[Quixta gets hit with a back heel kick.
Quixta gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The Iceman.
The Iceman gets hit with a back heel kick.
The Iceman gets back to his feet.
The Iceman trys for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Quixta.
The Iceman hits Quixta with a heart punch.
Quixta gets up.
Quixta hits The Iceman with a slingshot bodyblock.
Quixta is up again.
Quixta with a falling splash on The Iceman.
Now Quixta is standing.
After fight Quixta with a falling splash on The Iceman.
Quixta chants start.
Quixta climbs to his feet.
Quixta rolls onto The Iceman connecting with a knee.
Quixta places Big Daddy Jason Berodt on the turnbuckle and executes the belly-to-back superplex.
Quixta gets up.
Quixta executes a corkscrew legdrop on Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Quixta executes the sleeperhold on Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Referee The Puma is checking for a tap out.
... Big Daddy Jason Berodt trys to escape.
... Quixta tightens the hold.
... Big Daddy Jason Berodt trys to escape.
... (AHHHH!)
... ... (AHHHH!)
... Big Daddy Jason Berodt is fighting the hold.
... Big Daddy Jason Berodt is fighting the hold.
... ... Big Daddy Jason Berodt trys to escape.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt taps out.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt was eliminated by Quixta. ]

The Kid F.G. - Big Daddy Jason Berodt is out of here!!

[The Terminator places Vinny Chompways on the turnbuckle and executes the double underhook superplex.
Now The Terminator standing.
The Terminator covers Vinny Chompways hooking the leg.
The Puma counts.
...1
...2
Vinny Chompways escapes. ]

The Charter - That was almost the end of the match right there!

[Vinny Chompways gets back to his feet.
The Terminator grabs Vinny Chompways's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Vinny Chompways trys to escape.
... The Terminator tightens the hold.
The Terminator breaks the hold.
The Terminator hits a kneeling headbutt to Vinny Chompways's groin. ]

The Kid F.G. - The Terminator executes a kneeling headbutt.

[Vinny Chompways gets back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways connects with a flying knee.
The Terminator goes down. ]

The Charter - Vinny Chompways with a knee.

[The Terminator climbs to his feet.
Vinny Chompways gets elbowed to his midsection by Vinny Chompways. ]

The Kid F.G. - The Terminator with an elbow to midsection.

[Vinny Chompways executes a headlock takedown.
Vinny Chompways covers The Terminator hooking the leg.
The ref starts the count.
...1
...2
The Terminator kicks out. ]

The Charter - Not even close!

[The Terminator is up again.
Vinny Chompways gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by The Terminator.
The Terminator fist drops Vinny Chompways on the mat.
The Terminator gets back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways gets up.
The Purple Footed Clown trys for a takeover suplex but is not strong enough to lift Coca Boy.
The Purple Footed Clown connects with a flying knee.
Coca Boy goes down.
Coca Boy is back on his feet.
Coca Boy chops The Purple Footed Clown.
Coca Boy gets thrown into the turnbuckle.
The Purple Footed Clown comes over and smashes Coca Boy's head into it.
The Purple Footed Clown rakes his fingers across Coca Boy's back. ]

The Kid F.G. - Coca Boy takes a back rake.

[The Purple Footed Clown knifehand chops Coca Boy.
Coca Boy hits a power slam on The Purple Footed Clown.
Coca Boy is back on his feet.
Coca Boy puts a knee to The Purple Footed Clown's back and pulls hims arms back.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... The Purple Footed Clown is fighting the hold.
... ... The Purple Footed Clown escapes.
Vinny Chompways gets drilled with an inverted back breaker.
Loose Cannon sucks chants start in the crowd.
Loose Cannon chokes Vinny Chompways with his boot.
Loose Cannon sucks chants start in the crowd. ]

The Charter - If Loose Cannon keeps using moves like that choke he could win the match!

The Kid F.G. - Loose Cannon's momma would be proud!

[Now The Purple Footed Clown standing.
After fight The Purple Footed Clown leg drops Vinny Chompways.
The Purple Footed Clown slingshot elbow drops Vinny Chompways.
The Purple Footed Clown knees Vinny Chompways and rolls back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways is back on his feet.
The Purple Footed Clown uppercuts Vinny Chompways.
Vinny Chompways is locked in the elbow submission by The Purple Footed Clown.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... Vinny Chompways trys to escape.
... ... ... ... ... The Purple Footed Clown tightens the hold.
... (AHHHH!)
... The Purple Footed Clown tightens the hold.
... The Purple Footed Clown tightens the hold.
Vinny Chompways taps out.
Vinny Chompways was eliminated by The Purple Footed Clown. ]

The Charter - Vinny Chompways is out of here!!

[The Purple Footed Clown hits Terror "The Chosen One" with an inverted atomic drop.
The Purple Footed Clown locks him in the arm hammerlock submission.
The Puma asks Terror "The Chosen One" if he quits.
... (AHHHH!)
... ... The Purple Footed Clown breaks the hold.
Cola Boy with a jumping DDT on The Terminator.
Cola Boy chants start.
The Terminator moves back to his feet.
Cola Boy grabs The Terminator's head and arm and delivers a head and arm suplex. ]

The Kid F.G. - Nice head and arm suplex by Cola Boy.

[Cola Boy stands up.
Cola Boy spinebuster bombs The Terminator onto the mat.
Cola Boy executes the sleeperhold on The Terminator.
The Puma is checking for a tap out.
... ... Cola Boy tightens the hold.
The Terminator escapes.
Cola Boy puts The Terminator in an arm grapevine submission.
Now The Terminator standing.
The Terminator is nailed with a waistlock suplex from Cola Boy.
The Terminator gets sent into the turnbuckle while Cola Boy hits him with a splash.
The Terminator gets locked in the double chicken wing.
The Puma is checking for a tap out.
... ... ... The Terminator is fighting the hold.
... ... Cola Boy tightens the hold.
... The Terminator trys to escape.
... ... ... The Terminator trys to escape.
... The Terminator taps out.
The Terminator was eliminated by Cola Boy. ]

The Charter - The Terminator is out of here!!

[Loose Cannon uses a swinging DDT to plant Cola Boy's head into the mat. ]

The Kid F.G. - Good swinging DDT by Loose Cannon.

[Loose Cannon measures Cola Boy up and drops a closed fist.
Loose Cannon climbs to his feet.
Cola Boy moves back to his feet.
Cola Boy pulls Loose Cannon's hair.
Cola Boy executes a jawbreaker on Loose Cannon. ]

The Charter - jawbreaker!

[Cola Boy is up again.
Cola Boy fist drops Loose Cannon on the mat.
Cola Boy puts Loose Cannon in an arm grapevine submission.
Ice kicks Loose Cannon in the groin. ]

The Kid F.G. - Ice with a kick to the groin.

[Ice mule kicks Loose Cannon.
Loose Cannon kicks Ice in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam.
Loose Cannon climbs to his feet.
Loose Cannon puts Ice in an arm grapevine submission.
Loose Cannon dives head first into Ice.
Loose Cannon climbs to his feet.
Loose Cannon knee drops Ice.
Loose Cannon sucks chants start in the crowd.
Loose Cannon stands up.
Loose Cannon puts a knee to Ice's back and pulls hims arms back.
Referee The Puma is checking for a tap out.
... ... ... ... (AHHHH!)
... Ice trys to escape.
... ... Ice trys to escape.
... (AHHHH!)
... ... Ice taps out.
Ice was eliminated by Loose Cannon. ]

The Charter - Ice has been eliminated!!

[Quixta throws Loose Cannon off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes back up and delivers a clothesline. ]

The Kid F.G. - Nice rolling clothesline by Quixta.

[Loose Cannon moves back to his feet.
Xiem Iduo nails Quixta with a double underhook suplex.
Quixta is locked in the elbow submission by Xiem Iduo.
The Puma asks Quixta if he quits.
... ... Quixta is fighting the hold.
Xiem Iduo breaks the hold.
Terror "The Chosen One" gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Quixta. ]

The Charter - Quixta executes a diving elbow smash.

[Quixta climbs to his feet.
Quixta knees Terror "The Chosen One" and rolls back to his feet.
Terror "The Chosen One" stands up.
Terror "The Chosen One" rakes the face of Quixta in attempt to make a come back. ]

The Kid F.G. - Quixta takes a face rake.

[Terror "The Chosen One" knifehand chops Quixta.
Quixta gets thrown into the turnbuckle.
Terror "The Chosen One" comes over and smashes Quixta's head into it.
Quixta uses a snap mare takeover on Terror "The Chosen One".
Terror "The Chosen One" stands up.
Terror "The Chosen One" executes the jumping sidekick on Quixta. ]

The Charter - Quixta takes a jumping sidekick.

[Quixta gets up.
Quixta delivers a kick to the head of Terror "The Chosen One".
Terror "The Chosen One" is back on his feet.
Terror "The Chosen One" trys for a inverted atomic drop but is not strong enough to lift Quixta.
Indian deathlock applied by Terror "The Chosen One".
The Puma is checking for a tap out.
... Quixta is fighting the hold.
... Quixta is fighting the hold.
Terror "The Chosen One" breaks the hold.
Terror "The Chosen One" executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Quixta's head onto the mat. ]

The Kid F.G. - That springboard bulldog was very good.

[Now Terror "The Chosen One" standing.
Terror "The Chosen One" grabs Quixta and applies an arm wrench.
Quixta spinning mule kicks Terror "The Chosen One".
Quixta measures Terror "The Chosen One" up and drops a closed fist.
Terror "The Chosen One" moves back to his feet.
Terror "The Chosen One" executes a swinging bulldog on Quixta driving Quixta's face into the mat.
Terror "The Chosen One" stands up.
Terror "The Chosen One" covers Quixta.
The ref starts the count.
...1
...2
Quixta kicks out. ]

The Kid F.G. - Terror "The Chosen One" should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Quixta stands up.
Terror "The Chosen One" executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Quixta.
Quixta stands up.
Quixta with an Aztecan suplex on Terror "The Chosen One" sends him to the mat.
Quixta executes a corkscrew legdrop on Terror "The Chosen One".
Quixta moves back to his feet.
Terror "The Chosen One" is up again.
The Purple Footed Clown is speared by Loose Cannon.
Loose Cannon sucks chants start in the crowd. ]

The Charter - Nice spear by Loose Cannon.

[Loose Cannon gets up.
Loose Cannon executes the sleeperhold on The Purple Footed Clown.
Referee The Puma is checking for a tap out.
... ... Loose Cannon tightens the hold.
... (AHHHH!)
Loose Cannon breaks the hold.
Loose Cannon goes for a choke but The Purple Footed Clown dodges the attack. ]

The Kid F.G. - Loose Cannon's momma would be proud!

[Loose Cannon puts The Purple Footed Clown in an arm grapevine submission.
The Purple Footed Clown gets back to his feet.
The Purple Footed Clown chops Loose Cannon. ]

The Charter - Loose Cannon takes a chop.

[The Purple Footed Clown hits Loose Cannon with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
The Purple Footed Clown hits Loose Cannon with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Now The Purple Footed Clown standing.
Loose Cannon moves back to his feet.
The Purple Footed Clown hits a kneeling headbutt to Loose Cannon's groin.
Now Loose Cannon standing.
Quixta nails the bridging back suplex on Xiem Iduo. ]

The Kid F.G. - Good bridging back suplex by Quixta.

[Quixta climbs to his feet. ]

The Charter - Xiem Iduo could use some help about now.

[Quixta measures Xiem Iduo up and drops a closed fist. ]

The Kid F.G. - Quixta executes a fist drop.

[Quixta rolls onto Xiem Iduo connecting with a knee.
Xiem Iduo gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Quixta.
Quixta moves back to his feet.
Xiem Iduo gets hit with the shooting star press from Quixta.
The Puma counts the pin.
...1
Xiem Iduo kicks out. ]

The Charter - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Xiem Iduo mule kicks Quixta.
Quixta is back on his feet.
Xiem Iduo neck snaps Quixta.
Xiem Iduo slaps Quixta.
Quixta hits Xiem Iduo with a rolling elbow smash to the face. ]

The Kid F.G. - rolling elbow smash!

[Xiem Iduo gets hit with the shooting star press from Quixta.
Referee The Puma makes the count.
...1
Xiem Iduo escapes. ]

The Charter - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Xiem Iduo.

[Xiem Iduo is back on his feet.
Quixta hits him with a back fist.
Quixta legsweeps Xiem Iduo.
Quixta executes a corkscrew legdrop on Xiem Iduo.
Xiem Iduo moves back to his feet.
Quixta get whipped into the corner and Xiem Iduo follows himin with an avalanche. ]

The Kid F.G. - The Transatlantic Wrestling Championships is the number one wrestling program on television.

[Coca Boy puts Xiem Iduo in the double underhook position and gives him a doubl underhook backbreaker.
Coca Boy bounces Xiem Iduo off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop.
Coca Boy chants start.
Coca Boy slingshot elbow drops Xiem Iduo.
Xiem Iduo is up again.
Coca Boy picks up Xiem Iduo and hits him with a Back Suplex.
Coca Boy stands up.
Coca Boy thrust kicks Xiem Iduo in the head.
Coca Boy covers Xiem Iduo.
The Puma counts.
...1
...2
...3
Xiem Iduo was eliminated by Coca Boy. ]

The Charter - Xiem Iduo is out of here!!

[Quixta trys for a running powerbomb but is not strong enough to lift Coca Boy.
Quixta applies a nerve hold on Coca Boy.
The Puma asks Coca Boy if he quits.
... ... ... Quixta tightens the hold.
... Coca Boy is fighting the hold.
Quixta breaks the hold.
Cola Boy goes for a dragon suplex but Coca Boy dodges the attack. ]

The Kid F.G. - This is how wrestling should be!

[Quixta trys for a cobra clutch suplex but is not strong enough to lift Coca Boy.
Coca Boy gets locked in the double chicken wing.
The Puma is checking for a tap out.
... Coca Boy trys to escape.
... ... Coca Boy trys to escape.
... Coca Boy is fighting the hold.
Quixta breaks the hold.
Quixta hits a jumping elbow thrust on Coca Boy.
Quixta punches Coca Boy repeatedly.
Coca Boy bounces Quixta off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Quixta gets up.
Coca Boy takes Quixta down with a knee. ]

The Kid F.G. - Coca Boy executes a knee.

[Coca Boy stomps Quixta. ]

The Charter - stomp!

[Coca Boy hits Quixta with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

The Kid F.G. - elbowdrop!

[Coca Boy moves back to his feet.
Coca Boy knees Quixta and rolls back to his feet.
Coca Boy covers Quixta hooking the leg.
The Puma counts.
...1
...2
Quixta kicks out. ]

The Charter - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Quixta.

[Quixta gets up.
Quixta gets sent into the turnbuckle while Terror "The Chosen One" hits him with a splash. ]

The Kid F.G. - That splash was very good.

[Loose Cannon with a jumping DDT on Quixta.
Loose Cannon stands up.
Loose Cannon falls head first into Quixta.
Loose Cannon sucks chants start in the crowd. ]

The Charter - That falling head butt was very good.

[Loose Cannon picks up The Purple Footed Clown and drops him neck first on the ropes. ]

The Kid F.G. - If Loose Cannon keeps using moves like that hotshot he could win the match!

The Charter - I wish every match could be like this! After fight

[Loose Cannon knee drops The Purple Footed Clown.
Loose Cannon is up again.
Loose Cannon with an Aztecan suplex on Coca Boy sends him to the mat.
Coca Boy moves back to his feet.
Loose Cannon executes a swinging neckbreaker on Coca Boy .
Loose Cannon knee drops Coca Boy .
Now Loose Cannon standing.
Coca Boy is back on his feet.
Loose Cannon executes the sleeperhold on Coca Boy .
The Puma asks Coca Boy if he quits.
... (AHHHH!)
... Coca Boy trys to escape.
... Coca Boy trys to escape.
... Coca Boy is fighting the hold.
... Coca Boy trys to escape.
... ... ... ... (AHHHH!)
... Coca Boy trys to escape.
Coca Boy taps out.
Coca Boy was eliminated by Loose Cannon. ]

The Kid F.G. - Coca Boy is out of here!!

[Loose Cannon delivers a stiff inverted powerbomb send Cola Boy hard to the mat. ]

The Charter - The Transatlantic Wrestling Championships is the number on wrestling program on television. Did you see that last move?

The Kid F.G. - Oh yeah!

[Loose Cannon measures Cola Boy up and drops a closed fist.
Loose Cannon sucks chants start in the crowd.
Loose Cannon gets up.
Cola Boy climbs to his feet.
Loose Cannon uses a closed fist on Cola Boy.
Loose Cannon spinebuster bombs Cola Boy onto the mat.
Loose Cannon puts Cola Boy in an arm grapevine submission.
Loose Cannon thrust kicks Cola Boy in the head.
Loose Cannon covers Cola Boy hooking the leg.
The Puma counts.
...1
...2
...3
Cola Boy was eliminated by Loose Cannon. ]

The Charter - Cola Boy is out of here!!

[The Iceman trys for a power move but is not strong enough to lift Loose Cannon.
The Iceman gets back to his feet.
The Purple Footed Clown executes the slingshot facebuster, slamming Loose Cannon's face to the mat.
The Purple Footed Clown chants start.
The Purple Footed Clown moves back to his feet.
Loose Cannon climbs to his feet.
Loose Cannon executes a headlock takedown.
The Purple Footed Clown gets back to his feet.
The Purple Footed Clown delivers a kick to the head of Loose Cannon.
The Purple Footed Clown kicks Loose Cannon on the mat.
Loose Cannon is up again.
The Purple Footed Clown piledrives Loose Cannon.
The Purple Footed Clown leg drops Loose Cannon.
Loose Cannon gets up.
The Purple Footed Clown thrust kicks Loose Cannon in the head.
makes the cover with a reverse cradle.
Referee The Puma makes the count.
...1
...2
...3
Loose Cannon was eliminated by The Purple Footed Clown. ]

The Charter - Loose Cannon has been eliminated!!

[The Iceman trys for a jumping DDT but The Purple Footed Clown avoids it.
The Iceman trys for a fallaway slam but is not strong enough to lift The Purple Footed Clown .]

The Kid F.G. - The Iceman is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[The Iceman executes a swinging neckbreaker on Terror "The Chosen One".
Now Terror "The Chosen One" standing.
Terror "The Chosen One" gets locked in the painful STF.
The Puma is checking for a tap out.
... ... Terror "The Chosen One" is fighting the hold.
... Terror "The Chosen One" trys to escape.
... Terror "The Chosen One" is fighting the hold.
Terror "The Chosen One" escapes.
The Purple Footed Clown trys for a exploder suplex but is unable to lift Quixta.
The Purple Footed Clown punches Quixta in the head.
The Purple Footed Clown trys for a over the shoulder stomachbreaker but is unable to lift Quixta.
The Purple Footed Clown hits him with a back fist.
Quixta gets locked in the double chicken wing.
The Puma is checking for a tap out.
... ... ... (AHHHH!)
... Quixta trys to escape.
... Quixta is fighting the hold.
... ... Quixta is fighting the hold.
... Quixta trys to escape.
... ... Quixta taps out.
Quixta was eliminated by The Purple Footed Clown. ]

The Charter - Quixta is out of here!!

The Iceman trys for a belly-to-belly suplex but is unable to lift The Purple Footed Clown.
The Iceman leg lariats The Purple Footed Clown , sending him to the mat.
The Iceman knees The Purple Footed Clown and rolls back to his feet.
The Iceman with a falling splash on The Purple Footed Clown .
The Iceman is back on his feet.
The Iceman locks The Purple Footed Clown in the odd octopus hold.
Referee The Puma is checking for a tap out.
... ... ... The Iceman tightens the hold.
... ... ... ... (AHHHH!)
... ... (AHHHH!)
... (AHHHH!)
The Purple Footed Clown taps out.
The Purple Footed Clown was eliminated by The Iceman. ]

The Kid F.G. - That will do it for The Purple Footed Clown. He's been eliminated!

[Terror "The Chosen One" executes the jumping sidekick on The Iceman.
Terror "The Chosen One" chokes The Iceman with his boot.
Now The Iceman standing.
The Iceman rakes his fingers across Terror "The Chosen One"'s back.
The Iceman trys for a back suplex but is unable to lift Terror "The Chosen One" .
Terror "The Chosen One" gets locked in the painful STF.
Referee The Puma is checking for a tap out.
... ... ... ... The Iceman tightens the hold.
... Terror "The Chosen One" is fighting the hold.
... (AHHHH!)
... (AHHHH!)
... ... ... Terror "The Chosen One" taps out.
Terror "The Chosen One" was eliminated by The Iceman. ]

The Charter - Terror "The Chosen One" is out of here!!

The Kid F.G. - The Iceman has won the match!

Steve Bayley - The winner of the battle royal, The Iceman!!!

The Spikertron comes on and shows The Lazy Eyed Psycho being loaded into the back of an ambulance.
Jayse The Ace appears in the picture and the fans in the arena go wild.
Jayse The Ace looks into the ambulance as The Lazy Eyed Psycho is eventually pushed in.

Jayse The Ace - And don't you ever, EVER come back to TWC!!! You hear me?

The doors of the ambulance are shut.
The sirens wails and the lights spin as the ambulance pulls away.

The Spikertron goes off.

The Kid F.G. - Well, I hope that Lazy Eyed Psycho regrets the day he ever walked into TWC and disrespected everyone here.

The Charter - I'm just pleased to see the back of him.

Deacon vs. Bob Dole

Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 170 pounds, from Nashville, Tennessee, Bob Dole!!!

[Bob Dole comes to the ring. ]

Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 515 pounds, from Tyler, Texas he holds the TWC Royal title belt, Deacon!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Deacon walks to the ring.
The Puma is the referee for this contest.
Deacon gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Bob Dole.
Deacon executes a pumphandle suplex on Bob Dole.
(ding, ding, ding)
Bob Dole hits Deacon with the back of his elbow.
Bob Dole trys for a dragon screw but is unable to lift Deacon.
Bob Dole executes a swinging bulldog on Deacon driving Deacon's face into the mat.
Bob Dole is up again.
Deacon rakes his fingers across Bob Dole's back.
Bob Dole hits a spinning leg lariat on Deacon sending him to the mat.
Deacon climbs to his feet.
Deacon executes a jawbreaker on Bob Dole.
Deacon stands up.
Bob Dole gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Deacon. ]

The Kid F.G. - diving elbow smash!

[Deacon is back on his feet.
Deacon executes a corkscrew legdrop on Bob Dole.
Bob Dole climbs to his feet.
Bob Dole executes a headlock takedown.
Deacon gets back to his feet.
Bob Dole connects with a flying knee.
Deacon goes down.
Now Deacon standing.
Deacon hits Bob Dole with the double arm DDT into the mat.
Deacon chants start.
Now Deacon standing.
Deacon knees Bob Dole and rolls back to his feet.
Deacon measures Bob Dole up and drops a closed fist.
Deacon measures Bob Dole up and drops a closed fist.
Deacon is back on his feet.
Bob Dole rakes the face of Deacon in attempt to make a come back.
Bob Dole trys for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Deacon.
Deacon slaps Bob Dole.
Bob Dole executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Deacon. ]

The Charter - ropeflip hiptoss!

[Deacon is back on his feet.
Deacon uses a snap mare takeover on Bob Dole. ]

The Kid F.G. - snap mare!

[Bob Dole climbs to his feet.
Bob Dole trys for a belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift Deacon.
Deacon is locked in the elbow submission by Bob Dole.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... Deacon trys to escape.
... Deacon escapes.
Bob Dole drags Deacon to the floor.
The Puma starts the count
(.1)
Deacon hits Bob Dole with the crotch slam.
They head back into the ring.
Deacon executes a corkscrew legdrop on Bob Dole. ]

The Kid F.G. - Deacon executes a corkscrew legdrop.

[Bob Dole gets up.
Deacon gets thrown into the turnbuckle.
Bob Dole comes over and smashes Deacon's head into it.
Deacon tackles Bob Dole.
Bob Dole gets up.
Bob Dole gives Deacon a reverse neckbreaker.
Bob Dole rolls onto Deacon connecting with a knee.
Deacon is up again.
Deacon executes a swinging bulldog on Bob Dole driving Bob Dole's face into the mat.
Deacon climbs to his feet.
Bob Dole gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Deacon.
Deacon moves back to his feet.
Bob Dole gets tiger suplexed by Deacon.
Deacon is back on his feet.
Bob Dole gets up.
Bob Dole trys for a tilt-a-whirl powerslam but is not strong enough to lift Deacon.
Bob Dole executes the jumping sidekick on Deacon.
Deacon gets back to his feet.
Bob Dole gets hit with a back heel kick.
Bob Dole stands up.
Bob Dole short lariats Deacon.
Deacon moves back to his feet.
Deacon with an Aztecan suplex on Bob Dole sends him to the mat.
Deacon knees Bob Dole and rolls back to his feet.
Bob Dole moves back to his feet.
Bob Dole chops Deacon. ]

The Charter - Bob Dole executes a chop.

[Deacon hits Bob Dole with the back of his elbow.
Deacon legsweeps Bob Dole. ]

The Kid F.G. - legsweep!

[Bob Dole stands up.
Bob Dole grabs Deacon's head and DDT's him on the mat.
Bob Dole gets up.
Bob Dole leg drops the throat of Deacon.
Bob Dole hits Deacon with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Bob Dole is up again.
Deacon climbs to his feet.
Deacon knifehand chops Bob Dole.
Deacon hits Bob Dole with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
Bob Dole stands up.
Bob Dole uses a closed fist on Deacon.
Bob Dole takes a slap to the face from Deacon.
Deacon stands up.
Deacon gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Deacon stands up.
Deacon spinning mule kicks Bob Dole.
Deacon executes a corkscrew legdrop on Bob Dole. ]

The Charter - Bob Dole takes a corkscrew legdrop.

[Deacon climbs to his feet.
Bob Dole gets up.
Bob Dole trys for a inverted atomic drop but is not strong enough to lift Deacon.
Bob Dole and Deacon go to the floor ]

The Kid F.G. - Bob Dole can't get a pin at ringside.

[The Puma starts the count
(.1)
(..2)
Bob Dole knifehand chops Deacon.
(...3)
Deacon delivers a spinning backbreak to Bob Dole.
(....4)
Bob Dole gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Deacon. ]

The Kid F.G. - Deacon with a diving elbow smash.

[Deacon gets back to his feet.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Deacon fist drops Bob Dole on the mat. ]

The Charter - Bob Dole takes a fist drop.

[Deacon is back on his feet.
Bob Dole short lariats Deacon.
Bob Dole applies an arm wrench to Deacon.
Deacon is up again.
Deacon nails Bob Dole with a belly-to-back suplex.
Deacon is back on his feet.
Deacon rolls onto Bob Dole connecting with a knee.
Bob Dole is up again.
Bob Dole with a headscissors takeover on Deacon. ]

The Kid F.G. - Bob Dole executes a headscissors takeover.

[Now Bob Dole standing.
Bob Dole fist drops Deacon on the mat.
Bob Dole is up again.
Bob Dole grabs Deacon and applies an arm wrench.
Deacon is up again.
Deacon gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Deacon gets up.
Bob Dole is hit with a backward kick.
Bob Dole gets hit with the shooting star press from Deacon.
Referee The Puma makes the count.
...1
Bob Dole escapes. ]

The Kid F.G. - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Bob Dole.

[Bob Dole gets up.
Deacon delivers a kick to the head of Bob Dole.
Bob Dole gets up.
Deacon gets thrown into the turnbuckle.
Bob Dole comes over and smashes Deacon's head into it.
Bob Dole hits a spinning leg lariat on Deacon sending him to the mat.
Bob Dole hits Deacon with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Now Deacon standing.
Bob Dole takes Deacon down with a knee.
Bob Dole rolls onto Deacon connecting with a knee.
Bob Dole goes for a pin.
The Puma counts the pin.
...1
...2
Deacon escapes. ]

The Charter - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Deacon.

[Deacon gets up.
Bob Dole uses a closed fist on Deacon.
Deacon executes a swinging neckbreaker on Bob Dole. ]

The Kid F.G. - Nice swinging neckbreaker by Deacon.

[Deacon sends Bob Dole to ringside. ]

The Charter - Bob Dole will have to watch out for weapons at ringside.

[The Puma starts the count
(.1)
(..2)
Bob Dole hits Deacon with the back of his elbow.
(...3)
Deacon hits Bob Dole with a heart punch.
(....4)
Deacon rolls onto Bob Dole connecting with a knee.
Now Bob Dole standing.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Deacon and Bob Dole move back to ringside.
They fight into the aisle.
Deacon and Bob Dole move back to ringside.
Deacon and Bob Dole move back into the ring.
Deacon hits him with a back fist.
Bob Dole rakes the face of Deacon in attempt to make a come back. ]

The Kid F.G. - face rake!

[Deacon chops Bob Dole.
Bob Dole gives Deacon a reverse neckbreaker.
Bob Dole is up again.
Now Deacon standing.
Bob Dole executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Deacon.
Bob Dole measures Deacon up and drops a closed fist.
Now Bob Dole standing.
Deacon executes an over the shoulder stomachbreaker on Bob Dole. ]

The Charter - This is how wrestling should be!

[Deacon executes a corkscrew legdrop on Bob Dole. ]

The Kid F.G. - corkscrew legdrop!

[Now Deacon standing.
Bob Dole gets back to his feet.
Bob Dole trys for a dragon screw but is unable to lift Deacon.
Bob Dole chops Deacon.
Bob Dole executes the jumping sidekick on Deacon.
Bob Dole covers Deacon hooking the leg.
The Puma counts.
...1
Deacon kicks out. ]

The Charter - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Deacon stands up.
Deacon rakes the face of Bob Dole in attempt to make a come back.
Bob Dole gets tiger suplexed by Deacon.
Deacon moves back to his feet.
Bob Dole gets up.
Bob Dole trys for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Deacon.
Deacon kicks Bob Dole in the head.
Bob Dole gets back to his feet.
Deacon goes for a running lariat but Bob Dole dodges the attack.
Deacon drags Bob Dole to the floor.
The Puma starts the count
(.1)
Deacon throws a chair at Bob Dole.
(..2)
Deacon hits Bob Dole with a heart punch.
Bob Dole gets back to his feet.
(...3)
Deacon with an Aztecan suplex on Bob Dole sends him to the floor.
Deacon is up again.
Bob Dole is back on his feet.
(....4)
Deacon legsweeps Bob Dole.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Deacon and Bob Dole move back to ringside.
They fight into the aisle.
Deacon and Bob Dole move back to ringside.
Deacon and Bob Dole move back into the ring.
Bob Dole gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Deacon. ]

The Kid F.G. - Deacon with a diving elbow smash.

[Now Deacon standing.
Deacon measures Bob Dole up and drops a closed fist. ]

The Charter - Bob Dole takes a fist drop.

[Deacon gets up.
Deacon chops Bob Dole.
Deacon hits the fallaway slam on Bob Dole.
Deacon chants start.
Now Deacon standing.
Deacon with a falling splash on Bob Dole.
Deacon stands up.
Deacon hits Bob Dole with a single arm DDT.
Deacon gets back to his feet.
Bob Dole punches Deacon repeatedly.
Bob Dole executes a headlock takedown.
Bob Dole executes a neck breaker.
Bob Dole covers Deacon.
The ref starts the count.
...1
...2
...3 ]

The Kid F.G. - We've got ourselves a winner!

Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, Bob Dole!!!

The Spikertron comes on again and shows Jayse The Ace walking through the backstage area.
Jayse The Ace acknowledges the wrestlers standing around backstage out of politeness.
Suddenly Crazzzy Gerard walks into shot and stops Jayse The Ace dead in his tracks.

Jayse The Ace - And what do you want?

Crazzzy Gerard - Hey Jayse!!! It's good to see you man. I'm back in TWC America and raring to go, so if you can sign me up for a Worldwide challenge against The Gladiator, I would be willing to give it my best shot and put on a great match for TWC and all it's fans.

Jayse The Ace - Right...there's just one problem.

Crazzzy Gerard - What's that?

Jayse The Ace - Due to the fact that you have been absent for most of your TWC obligations this last month, I don't actually want you to have a shot at the Worldwide Championship.

Crazzzy Gerard begins to frown in frustration, but them pulls himself together.

Crazzzy Gerard - Right. OK then. I'll tell you what. I'll do you the service of coming down to the Royal Championship division. I don't mind doing it, so as soon as you can fit me in to challenge Deacon for Royal Championship, that'll be fine.

Jayse The Ace - Yeah...well you see the thing is that I don't want to give you a Royal Championship shot either. I think it would upset a few people around here so...er...NO.

Crazzzy Gerard's face turns to one filled with anger.

Jayse The Ace - I'll tell you what I will do, and it'll be as a favour to you, quite frankly because you need to prove to me that you can cut it around here still. Because of your excellent abilities I'll give you a one-on-one match against Mike Lindsay for the number one contendership to the Royal Championship. Now consider that a favour to you.

Jayse The Ace marches off leaving Crazzzy Gerard fuming.

The Spikertron goes off.

TWC BRITISH CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Cobra (champion) vs. Gretchen Prude

Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match for the TWC British title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 150 pounds, from Maryville, TN, Gretchen Prude!!! (crowd boos *****)

[Helen Reddy's "I Am Woman" plays as Gretchen Prude walks out from the back wearing her black tank-top, black pants, black boots, and her jet-black hair pulled up in a bun, and of course, the ruby-red lipstick on her pale skin. ]

Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 204 pounds, from The Snake Pit he holds the TWC British title belt, Cobra!!! (crowd boos *****)

[Cobra walks to the ring.
The Puma is the referee for this contest.
(the bell rings)
Gretchen Prude double underhook faceslams Cobra hard to the mat.
Cobra stands up.
Cobra executes the jumping sidekick on Gretchen Prude.
Cobra covers Gretchen Prude hooking the leg.
The Puma counts the pin.
...1
Gretchen Prude kicks out. ]

The Charter - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Gretchen Prude is up again.
Gretchen Prude slaps Cobra. ]

The Kid F.G. - Gretchen Prude with a slap.

[Gretchen Prude punches Cobra in the head.
Gretchen Prude chops Cobra.
Gretchen Prude trys for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Cobra.
Cobra hits Gretchen Prude with the crotch slam.
Cobra sucks chants start.
Cobra covers Gretchen Prude hooking the leg.
Referee The Puma makes the count.
...1
...2
Gretchen Prude kicks out. ]

The Charter - We almost had a winner.

[Gretchen Prude moves back to her feet.
Gretchen Prude goes for a running neckbreaker drop but Cobra dodges the attack.
Cobra get whipped into the corner and Gretchen Prude follows him in with an avalanche.
Gretchen Prude sucks chants start in the crowd. ]

The Kid F.G. - Nice avalanche by Gretchen Prude.

[Gretchen Prude executes a headlock takedown.
Now Cobra standing.
Cobra hits a spinning leg lariat on Gretchen Prude sending her to the mat.
Gretchen Prude moves back to her feet.
Gretchen Prude does a cartwheel and kicks Cobra in the face.
Cobra gets hit with the shooting star press from Gretchen Prude.
The Puma counts the pin.
...1
Cobra escapes. ]

The Charter - Gretchen Prude should have known she wouldn't win the match with that.

[Cobra is back on his feet.
Cobra gives Gretchen Prude a reverse neckbreaker.
Cobra gets back to his feet.
Gretchen Prude climbs to her feet.
Gretchen Prude applies the clawhold on Cobra.
Gretchen Prude hits a jumping elbow thrust on Cobra.
Gretchen Prude clotheslines Cobra.
Gretchen Prude trys for a spinning back suplex but is not strong enough to lift Cobra.
Gretchen Prude applies a nerve hold on Cobra.
The Puma is checking for a tap out.
... ... (AHHHH!)
... Cobra escapes.
Gretchen Prude hits a spinning leg lariat on Cobra sending him to the mat.
Gretchen Prude punches Cobra repeatedly.
Gretchen Prude executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Cobra.
Cobra climbs to his feet.
Gretchen Prude trys for a cross-body block but Cobra avoids it.
Gretchen Prude puts Cobra in the double reverse chinlock.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... Gretchen Prude tightens the hold.
Cobra escapes. ]

The Kid F.G. - I wish every match could be like this!

[Gretchen Prude neck snaps Cobra.
Gretchen Prude kicks Cobra in the groin.
Gretchen Prude pokes Cobra in the eyes.
Gretchen Prude trys for a back breaker but is not strong enough to lift Cobra.]

The Charter - Cobra could use some help about now.

[Gretchen Prude rakes the face of Cobra in attempt to make a come back.
Gretchen Prude uses a snap mare takeover on Cobra.
Cobra knifehand chops Gretchen Prude. ]

The Kid F.G. - Gretchen Prude takes a knifehand chop.

[Cobra executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Gretchen Prude.
Gretchen Prude gets back to her feet.
Gretchen Prude short-arm clotheslines Cobra to the mat.
Cobra climbs to his feet.
Cobra leg lariats Gretchen Prude, sending her to the mat.
Gretchen Prude moves back to her feet.
Gretchen Prude gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. ]

The Charter - Cobra with a corkscrew armdrag.

[Cobra grabs Gretchen Prude and applies an arm wrench.
Cobra knees Gretchen Prude and rolls back to his feet.
Cobra hits Gretchen Prude with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Cobra measures Gretchen Prude up and drops a closed fist.
Cobra rolls onto Gretchen Prude connecting with a knee.
Cobra hits Gretchen Prude with an elbowdrop. ]

The Kid F.G. - elbowdrop!

[Cobra gets back to his feet.
Cobra applies an arm wrench to Gretchen Prude. ]

The Charter - Cobra executes a arm wrench.

[Gretchen Prude gets up.
Cobra gives Gretchen Prude the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat. ]

The Kid F.G. - Good cobra clutch suplex by Cobra.

[Cobra stands up. ]

The Charter - My God!! What a match!

[Cobra fist drops Gretchen Prude on the mat.
Cobra hits Gretchen Prude with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Cobra gets back to his feet.
Cobra applies an arm wrench to Gretchen Prude.
Cobra executes a headlock takedown.
Cobra rolls onto Gretchen Prude connecting with a knee.
Cobra measures Gretchen Prude up and drops a closed fist.
Cobra hits Gretchen Prude with an elbowdrop. ]

The Kid F.G. - Cobra with a elbowdrop.

[Cobra moves back to his feet.
Gretchen Prude gets back to her feet.
Gretchen Prude trys for a over the shoulder stomachbreaker but is not strong enough to lift Cobra.
Gretchen Prude sends Cobra to ringside.
The Puma starts the count
(.1)
Gretchen Prude with a headscissors takeover on Cobra.
Gretchen Prude sucks chants start in the crowd.
Gretchen Prude moves back to his feet.
(..2)
Gretchen Prude cuts Cobra with a blade.
Cobra is bleeding as a result.
Gretchen Prude trys for a cobra clutch suplex but is not strong enough to lift Cobra.
(...3)
Gretchen Prude goes for a double arm DDT but Cobra dodges the attack.
(....4)
Cobra executes a split legged moonsault on to Gretchen Prude. ]

The Charter - That split legged moonsault was very good.

[Cobra is up again.
Gretchen Prude is back on her feet.
(.....5) ]

The Kid F.G. - Cobra can't win the match out there.

[(......6)
Cobra takes Gretchen Prude into the ring.
Cobra short lariats Gretchen Prude. ]

The Charter - Cobra executes a short lariat.

[Gretchen Prude climbs to her feet.
Gretchen Prude hits Cobra with the back of her elbow.
Gretchen Prude bounces Cobra off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat.
Gretchen Prude stands up.
Cobra is up again.
Cobra does a handspring and hits Gretchen Prude with a bodyblock, what a move!
Cobra moves back to his feet.
Cobra puts the chicken wing on Gretchen Prude.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... Cobra tightens the hold.
... (AHHHH!)
... Gretchen Prude is fighting the hold.
Cobra breaks the hold.
Cobra leg drops the throat of Gretchen Prude.
Gretchen Prude gets up.
Cobra hits Gretchen Prude with the back of his elbow.
Gretchen Prude trys for a belly-to-belly suplex but is unable to lift Cobra.
Gretchen Prude trys for a takeover suplex but is unable to lift Cobra.
Cobra is locked in the elbow submission by Gretchen Prude.
Referee The Puma is checking for a tap out.
... Cobra is fighting the hold.
... Gretchen Prude tightens the hold.
... Cobra trys to escape.
... Cobra trys to escape.
... ... (AHHHH!)
... Cobra trys to escape.
... Gretchen Prude tightens the hold.
... Cobra is fighting the hold.
... Cobra trys to escape.
Cobra taps out. ]

The Kid F.G. - Gretchen Prude has won the match!

Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, and new TWC British champion, Gretchen Prude!!!

From the back The Purple Footed Clown runs down.
The fans in the arena start to cheer.
Gretchen Prude leaves the ring with her new title as The Purple Footed Clown enters the ring.
The Purple Footed Clown beats down on the injured Cobra.
The Purple Footed Clown goes to the top rope.
The Purple Footed Clown executes a backflip 180 from the top on Cobra.

The Charter - A Big Top Drop!!! There's some real bad feeling between the Purple Footed Clown and Cobra.

The Kid F.G. - I dread to think what Cobra will do once he's recovered. The Purple Footed Clown will need to keep one eye looking over his shoulder now.

The Charter - Well, I'll tell you something, things are really gonna liven up in TWC America, because we've got the return of a former ICW superstar that really was exciting in more ways than one. Her name is Super Ho, and the list of ICW superstars that claim to have had a physical relationship with her is longer than my arm. No doubt she will have an impact around here and she makes her debut against TWC America newcomer Darla Day at Stateside.

The Kid F.G. - Are you a part of that list of ICW superstars Charter?

The Charter - No sir, I am not!!!

TWC EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Rex Butler (champion) vs. Sneaky Pete

Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match for the TWC Extreme title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 275 pounds, from Los Angeles, California he holds the TWC Extreme title belt, Rex Butler!!! (crowd boos *****)

["Downfall" begins to play as the lights go out in the ring.
Pyros shoot off the stage... as the smoke clears, Rex stands onstage. He walks down the ramp and enters the ring.
He stands on the turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air as the crowd boos. ]

Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 165 pounds, from Miami, Florida, Sneaky Pete!!!

[Sneaky Pete walks to the ring.
The Puma is the referee for this contest.
(ring, ring, ring)
Rex Butler punches Sneaky Pete in the head.
Rex Butler executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Sneaky Pete.
Rex Butler applies an arm wrench to Sneaky Pete.
Rex Butler knees Sneaky Pete and rolls back to his feet.
Rex Butler hits Sneaky Pete with an elbowdrop. ]

The Charter - Rex Butler with a elbowdrop.

[Rex Butler climbs to his feet.
Rex Butler measures Sneaky Pete up and drops a closed fist.
Rex Butler is up again.
Rex Butler hits Sneaky Pete with an elbowdrop. ]

The Kid F.G. - Rex Butler with a elbowdrop.

[Rex Butler gets back to his feet.
Sneaky Pete gets back to his feet.
Sneaky Pete hits Rex Butler with a slingshot bodyblock. ]

The Charter - That slingshot bodyblock was very good.

[Sneaky Pete stands up.
Sneaky Pete sends Rex Butler to ringside. ]

The Kid F.G. - Rex Butler is much safer at ringside. Sneaky Pete can't get a pin there.

[The Puma starts the count
(.1)
Rex Butler gets back to his feet.
(..2)
Rex Butler chops Sneaky Pete. ]

The Charter - Sneaky Pete takes a chop.

[(...3)
Sneaky Pete gets hit with a dragon screw from Rex Butler.
Now Rex Butler standing.
(....4)
Rex Butler applies an arm wrench to Sneaky Pete.
Sneaky Pete trys for a vertical facebuster but is not strong enough to lift Rex Butler.
(.....5) ]

The Kid F.G. - Sneaky Pete'll be counted out.

[Sneaky Pete trys for a head and arm suplex but is not strong enough to lift Rex Butler.
(......6) ]

The Charter - Sneaky Pete can't win the match out there.

[(.......7)
They head back into the ring.
Sneaky Pete trys for a Aztecan suplex but is unable to lift Rex Butler.
Sneaky Pete gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Sneaky Pete moves back to his feet.
Sneaky Pete tackles Rex Butler.
Rex Butler executes a headlock takedown.
Sneaky Pete climbs to his feet.
Sneaky Pete kicks Rex Butler in the head.
Rex Butler hits a spinning leg lariat on Sneaky Pete sending him to the mat.
Rex Butler fist drops Sneaky Pete on the mat.
Rex Butler moves back to his feet.
Sneaky Pete stands up.
Rex Butler executes a swinging bulldog on Sneaky Pete driving Sneaky Pete's face into the mat.
Rex Butler moves back to his feet.
Sneaky Pete is up again.
Sneaky Pete gets sent into the turnbuckle while Rex Butler hits him with a splash.
Rex Butler sucks chants start in the crowd.
Rex Butler sends Sneaky Pete to ringside. ]

The Charter - Rex Butler can't get a pin at ringside.

[The Puma starts the count
(.1)
Rex Butler dropkicks Sneaky Pete to the face.
Rex Butler gets back to his feet.
Sneaky Pete stands up.
(..2)
Rex Butler chokes Sneaky Pete with a microphone cable. ]

The Kid F.G. - The floor is covered with blood from that injury.

[Rex Butler picks Sneaky Pete up and executes a stomachbreaker.
Sneaky Pete climbs to his feet.
Rex Butler and Sneaky Pete move back into the ring.
Rex Butler with a headscissors takeover on Sneaky Pete.
Rex Butler gets up.
Rex Butler climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Sneaky Pete.
Rex Butler is back on his feet.
Rex Butler leg drops Sneaky Pete.
Rex Butler knees Sneaky Pete and rolls back to his feet.
Sneaky Pete is locked in the elbow submission by Rex Butler.
Referee The Puma is checking for a tap out.
... Sneaky Pete trys to escape.
... ... Sneaky Pete is fighting the hold.
... Sneaky Pete trys to escape.
... Rex Butler tightens the hold.
... (AHHHH!)
... ... ... Sneaky Pete trys to escape.
... Sneaky Pete taps out. ]

The Kid F.G. - We've got ourselves a winner!

Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, and still TWC Extreme champion, Rex Butler!!!

The Charter - Rex Butler, love him or hate him is one of the best wrestlers on this roster. Is there anybody out there that can take this Extreme Championship from him?

The Kid F.G. - We'll just have to wait and see, but from The Charter and myself, this has been Maxx, and don't you dare miss Stateside.

*a TWC Entertainment production - 2002!!!*