Dangerous Danny Player - This place is absolutely
packed out. Alongside me I have The Charter and Vinny Chompways, and backstage
with the Wheel of Misfortune is Rocket Ronnie The Silver Shark. We understand
that the first match will be the British Championship match. We know that
many superstars have entered their name into this competition. Let's take
you backstage now to Rocket Ronnie who has the special British Championship
Wheel.
The Spikertron comes on and Rocket Ronnie is their with his shirt and dickie
bow tie. In front of him is the Wheel of Misfortune.
Rocket Ronnie - Thankyou very much Danny. It is my great pleasure
to introduce a wrestler who made her name in the ICW during the course of
2001. She will be our special guest wheel spinner for the British Championship
match. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Christian Devyne.
Christian Devyne appears looking absolutely delicious.
Christian spins the wheel.
Rocket Ronnie - And that has landed on...a ten minute hardcore match.
The camera shows the commentary team.
Dangerous Danny Player - So the British Championship will be contested
for in a ten minute hardcore match Charter.
The Charter - That's right. What that basically means in that in
a few moments all our competitors will make their way down to the ring.
Both of our referees will be out there looking out for pinfalls and whoever
gets a pinfall over any of their opponents become the "hot man". From then
on if anybody pins the "hot man" during the ten minute time period then they
in turn will become the "hot man". At the end of the ten minute time period,
whoever is the current "hot man" will be crowned the new TWC British Champion.
Dangerous Danny Player - Let's go straight over to Steve Bayley.
The bell rings.
TWC BRITISH CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
SIX MAN BATTLE ROYAL
Steve Bayley - Ladies and gentlemen, our opening contest in a ten
minute hardcore match for the TWC British Championship. Introducing first,
from Takeley, England, weighing in at 168 lbs, the former Dream Champion,
BIG BAGGY JELLY!!!
Big Baggy Jelly makes his way down to the ring.
Steve Bayley - From Parts Unknown, weighing in at 259 lbs...SUB ZERO
BLADE!!!
Sub Zero Blade goes down to the ring.
Steve Bayley - From New York, weighing in at 220 lbs., the former
TWC Royal Champion, SHABBA "THE NEW YORK YANKEE"!!!
Shabba goes down to the ring.
Steve Bayley - From Coventry, ENGLAND, weighing in at 185 lbs., THE
PRINCE!!!
The Prince appears and goes down to the ring.
Steve Bayley - From Parts Unknown, weighing 245 lbs...MR MAJEEKA!!!
Mr Majeeka walks down to the ring.
Steve Bayley - And finally, from Oswego, NY, weighing in at 295 lbs...GIB
"THE 80'S ICON"!!!
Gib sprints down from the back and slides into the ring.
Gib immediately attacks Big Baggy Jelly as the fans go wild.
Everyone else starts brawling as well as the bell rings.
Dangerous Danny Player - Ten minutes from now we will have a new British
Champion.
Mr Majeeka and The Prince exchange vicious blows in a corner.
The Charter - Majeeka and The Prince absolutely hate each other.
Shabba begins to dish out a beating on Sub-Zero Blade.
The Prince tries for an irish whip.
Majeeka reverses it.
Prince bounces off the ropes.
Majeeka goes for a backdrop.
Prince uses his agility to somersault over Majeeka's back and go for a sunset
flip.
Mr Majeeka maintains his balance and goes for a butt drop onto Prince's chest.
The Prince sits up.
Mr Majeeka falls down hard on the base of his spine.
As Majeeka shouts out in pain, The Prince goes for a quick cover.
The Puma counts the pinfall.
... 1
Mr Majeeka kicks out.
Vinny Chompways - He's not gonna get pinned that fucking early is
he.
Shabba attempts a clothesline on Sub-Zero Blade.
Sub-Zero Blade goes over the top rope and onto the floor.
Shabba climbs out of the ring.
The Charter - Everything is legal. Falls count anywhere. Fonz Bonz
is outside the ring ready to count the pinfalls. The Puma is our referee
inside the ring.
Shabba grabs Sub-Zero and starts smashing him in the head with punches.
Gib attempts a roll up on Big Baggy Jelly.
The Puma counts the pinfall.
... 1
... 2
Big Baggy Jelly kicks out.
Dangerous Danny Player - No pinfall there.
Majeeka puts a violent chokehold onto The Prince.
Prince struggles to free himself.
Majeeka just keeps the chokehold on.
Dangerous Danny Player - The Puma is powerless to do anything here
as it is a hardcore rules contest.
Mr Majeeka goes for a cover.
The Puma counts the fall.
... 1
... 2
Gib "The 80's Icon" puts a boot into Mr Majeeka's back.
Majeeka slowly looks around at Gib.
Gib beckons at Mr Majeeka.
Vinny Chompways - Mr Majeeka is well pissed off about having his pinfall
interrupted.
Mr Majeeka gets to his feet.
Gib and Majeeka lock up.
The fans show their appreciation.
The Charter - Mr Majeeka is a wily old ring veteran who's had much
success in the TWC over the years. Gib is the current hot property in the
TWC and the fans love him.
Mr Majeeka puts Gib into a headlock.
Gib manages to push Majeeka away.
Majeeka runs into the ropes.
Majeeka rebounds.
Gib "The 80's Icon" catches Mr Majeeka and powerslams him.
Dangerous Danny Player - Whoa!!! I've never seen Majeeka thrown around
like that!!!
Gib goes for the cover.
... 1
... 2
Big Baggy Jelly grabs Gib and pulls his off of Majeeka.
Jelly quickly covers Majeeka himself.
The Puma counts again.
... 1
... 2
The Prince pulls Big Baggy Jelly off of Majeeka.
The Prince starts stomping on Big Baggy Jelly.
Meanwhile, Shabba "The New York Yankee" is looking underneath the ring.
Shabba pulls out a baseball bat.
Shabba turns and takes a swing at Sub-Zero Blade's head.
Sub-Zero ducks and kicks Shabba in the midsection.
Sub-Zero takes the baseball bat from Shabba and lifts it high in the air
ready to homerun Shabba's own head.
Gib "The 80's Icon" quickly slides out of the ring and body charges Sub-Zero
Blade.
Sub-Zero hits the floor.
Gib jumps on top of his a releases a barrage of blows to Sub-Zero's head.
Shabba goes under the ring again.
Shabba pulls out a "STOP" sign.
Vinny Chompways - These weapons are beginning to come into play now.
I fucking love it.
The Charter - There's about four minutes and 18 seconds left on the
clock.
Dangerous Danny Player - Now what happens if their is no "hot man"
at the end of that period?
The Charter - It goes to sudden death. First pinfall wins.
Shabba smashes Gib over the back of the head with the "STOP" sign.
Dangerous Danny Player - OUCH!!!
Shabba quickly goes for a cover.
Fonz Bonz counts.
... 1
... 2
Gib "The 80's Icon" kicks out.
Dangerous Danny Player - HE KICKED OUT!!! I LOVE IT!!!
Shabba looks up in disbelief.
Sub-Zero Blade punches Shabba in the head.
Inside the ring The Prince lifts Big Baggy Jelly to his feet.
The Prince lifts Big Baggy Jelly up and bodyslams his down to the canvas.
Mr Majeeka smashes The Prince in the back of the head with a steel chair.
Vinny Chompways - Where did he take that from? How come you're standing
up Player?
The Prince stumbles into the turnbuckle.
Mr Majeeka moves over and drives The Prince's head into the turnbuckle.
The Prince slumps down into the corner.
Mr Majeeka lifts The Prince up to his feet again.
Majeeka whips The Prince into the ropes.
The Prince bounces back off of the ropes.
Mr Majeeka catches Prince and executes the tilt-a-whirl side-suplex.
Dangerous Danny Player - THAT'S IT!!! IT'S ALL OVER FOR THE PRINCE!!!
Mr Majeeka makes a cover and hooks the leg.
The Puma counts.
... 1
... 2
Big Baggy Jelly smahes the steel chair right down onto Mr Majeeka's head.
Dangerous Danny Player - Majeeka would have certainly got the pinfall
there.
Jelly smashes the chair over Majeeka's head again.
Vinny Chompways - He's gonna kill him!!!
Jelly brings the chair down onto Majeeka's head again.
Sub-Zero Blade climbs the turnbuckle.
Mr Majeeka's body goes limp.
Big Baggy Jelly pulls Mr Majeeka off of The Prince.
Jelly cover's Majeeka.
The Puma counts the pinfall.
... 1
... 2
Sub-Zero Blade smashes his elbow into the back of Big Baggy Jelly's neck
from the top turnbuckle.
Sub-Zero Blade taunts the fans.
Big Baggy Jelly holds the back of his neck in huge amounts of pain.
Sub-Zero Blade makes a cover on Big Baggy Jelly.
The Puma counts.
... 1
... 2
Shabba "The New York Yankee" grabs The Puma's leg and drags him out of the
ring.
Sub-Zero Blade looks up and looks angry.
The Charter - There's only 48 seconds of this match left. Somebody
must get a win.
Sub-Zero starts screaming at Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Shabba gets up onto the ring apron.
Mr Majeeka, The Prince and Big Baggy Jelly all look wasted inside the ring.
Sub-Zero climbs out of the ring and onto the apron to approach Shabba.
Shabba punches Sub-Zero Blade in the face.
Shabba grabs Sub-Zero and belly to belly suplexes him off the ring apron
and onto the "STOP" sign on the arena floor.
Dangerous Danny Player - OH MY GOD!!! SHABBA MAY WELL HAVE BROKEN
SUB-ZERO'S BACK!!!
Vinny Chompways - Shabba looks like he may have injured himself in
the process.
Gib "The 80's Icon" climbs into the ring.
Gib surveys the scene as Prince, Jelly and Majeeka lay either motionless
or in agony inside the ring.
The Puma is laying on the outside after hitting his head, being attended
to by Fonz Bonz.
Shabba and Sub-Zero Blade lay in pain on the ouside.
The buzzer sounds.
Dangerous Danny Player - That's it!!! Ten minutes is over!!!
Steve Bayley, the ring announcer stands up as the crowd hushes.
Steve Bayley - Ladies and gentlemen, no pinfalls or submissions took
place within the time limit. Therefore this match goes into sudden death
and the next pinfall wins the TWC British Championship.
Dangerous Danny Player - This match continues!!!
Gib "The 80's Icon" lifts Big Baggy Jelly to his feet.
Gib grabs Jelly and sets him up for a belly-to-back suplex.
Vinny Chompways - We've seen this before.
Gib lifts Jelly over his head.
Gib throws Big Baggy Jelly over and Jelly lands on his head.
Dangerous Danny Player - THE BACKDROP DRIVER!!! THAT'S GOT TO BE
IT!!!
Gib makes the cover on Big Baggy Jelly.
The other four wrestlers are still out of it.
Gib screams over at Fonz Bonz who was helping The Puma to his feet.
Fonz Bonz sees the cover and slides into the ring.
Fonz Bonz counts.
The Charter - Has the referee left it too long?
... 1
... 2
... 3!!!
The bell rings.
Steve Bayley - The winner of this contest, AND NEW TWC BRITISH CHAMPION...GIB
"THE 80'S ICON"!!!
Gib is handed the belt by Fonz Bonz.
Gib rolls out of the ring and leaves the carnage of the battle behind.
Dangerous Danny Player - What a performance by Gib!!! And this man
has got to fight twice more tonight. Has he got anything left in the tank?
The Charter - Well, he needs to go backstage and attend to the bumps
and bruises he received during this intense match and get ready for his grudge
match against Hott Mike.
Vinny Chompways - Hey!!! I think Rocket Ronnie has got someone else
backstage!!!
The Spikertron flickers on again.
Rocket Ronnie is standing in front of a new wheel.
Rocket Ronnie - Here I am again at the Wheel Of Misfortune where we
will very shorty decipher what type of match Brilliant Brian Brisbane will
be wrestling in against the three G. brothers. But firstly, let us see how
this match came about.
Stateside - 1st June
Benny G. goes for the pin.
Dangerous Danny Player - He's not gonna pin him, he ain't done nothing to
him yet!!!
Simon G. grabs Brisbane left foot which is draping out of the ring.
Nigel G. grabs Brisbane's other foot which is also draping out of the ring.
Fonz Bonz counts oblivious to it all.
... 1
... 2
... 3!!!
The bell rings.
Maxx - 5th June
Vinny Chompways - Does Brisbane seem alright to you?
The Kid F.G. - He looks like he's been knocked out cold.
Simon G. makes a pinfall cover on Brisbane's mysteriously lifeless body.
The Puma makes the count.
... 1
... 2
... 3!!!
The bell rings.
Vinny Chompways - We've got ourselves a winner!
Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, Simon G.!!!
Simon G. gets up and celebrates.
From underneath the ring with a frying pan appears Benny G.
The two brothers celebrate and then run away very quickly before Brisbane
recovers.
The Kid F.G. - Benny G. has smacked Brilliant Brian over the head with that
frying pan while he was underneath the ring, I swear it.
Stateside - 8th June
Brisbane flies from the top turnbuckle and lands a legdrop across Nigel G.'s
throat.
Dangerous Danny Player - That's it!!! That's the Leyton Legdrop, and there's
no way in the world Nigel G. is kicking out of that!!!
Brilliant Brian Brisbane covers Nigel G. hooking the leg.
... 1
... 2
... 3!!!
The bell rings.
Dangerous Danny Player - Brilliant Brian Brisbane has won the match!
Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, Brilliant Brian Brisbane!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - Brilliant Brian really made short work of Nigel
G. tonight.
Big Baggy Jelly - That's exactly what Brilliant Brian would have done to
Benny G. and Simon G. had he not been stitched up.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets out of the ring and goes to the timekeeper's
table.
Benny G. and Simon G. run down to the ring.
Benny and Simon pull their brother Nigel out from underneath the ropes.
Brilliant Brian grabs a microphone and climbs back in the ring.
The three G. brothers are making their way back up the ramp as Brilliant
Brian shouts up at them.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane - Oi, you three little pratts. You wanna piss around
with ole Brilliant Brian here, what says I sort you three bastards out all
at once. That's right. Next Saturday at The Wheel of Misfortune, I'll take
all three of you on in whatever match comes out on the wheel. Just make sure
you're all there otherwise I'll do something that you'll really be sorry
about.
Brisbane throws the mic down and stares up at the three G. brothers who just
continue walking.
Big Baggy Jelly - Is Brilliant Brian mad? He can't take on all three at once!!!
The Spikertron
show Rocket Ronnie standing alongside Max Powers.
Rocket Ronnie - Alongside me I have one of the all time wrestling
greats, ICW Hall of Famer, Max Powers. If you could spin the wheel please.
Max Powers nods his head and gives the wheel a spin.
The spin is so hard the the wheel almost spins right off of it's spindle.
Eventually the wheel comes to rest.
Rocket Ronnie - Thanks Max. Tonight's handicap match will be a "TLC"
match.
The camera goes back to the ring.
Dangerous Danny Player - Can you imagine what we are about to see?
Vinny Chompways - That sounds fucking brutal. Just how is Brisbane
gonna survive in there against ALL THREE G. brothers?
The Charter - I've got word that a Leyton Orient Football Club scarf
is going to be tied fifteen feet above the ring. In fact, here it comes.
Fonz Bonz comes down to the ring with the Leyton Orient scarf.
Dangerous Danny Player - Of course we all know that Brilliant Brian
Brisbane is a mad keen Leyton Orient supporter, whereas the G. brothers are
simply just mad!!!
Various TWC workers set up tables and ladders outside the ring, while Steve
Bayley introduces the competitors.
HANDICAP TLC MATCH
BRILLIANT BRIAN BRISBANE vs BENNY G., SIMON G.
AND NIGEL G.
Steve Bayley - The following contest is a handicapped TLC match.
The winner will be the man that successfully pulls the Leyton Orient scarf
down from the hook that is fifteen feet above the ring. Introducing first,
at a total combined weight of 399 lbs...BENNY G., SIMON G. and NIGEL G.!!!
The three masked brothers appear from the back accompanied by their stupid
music.
Steve Bayley - And their opponent, from Leyton, London, ENGLAND, weighing
in at 182 lbs...BRILLIANT BRIAN BRISBANE!!!
Brilliant Brian Brisbane runs down from the back.
Brisbane slides into the ring.
The bell rings.
The three brothers instantly leap on top of Brilliant Brian.
The brother kick, punch and slap Brisbane.
The G.'s pick up Brisbane and throw him into the corner.
Benny G. takes a run up at Brilliant Brian Brisbane and butt bumps him.
Brisbane holds his stomach.
Simon G. jumps out of the ring and grabs a chair.
Dangerous Danny Player - I just don't see how Brilliant Brian can
overcome three men.
Nigel G. continues to punch and slap Brilliant Brian.
Simon G. re-enters the ring.
Simon charges over towards Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Simon swings the chair but Brilliant Brian ducks.
Simon G. ends up smashing the chair into the turnbuckle.
Benny G. jumps onto Brilliant Brian's back and gives him a sleeperhold.
The Charter - There is just no opportunity for rest here for Brilliant
Brian.
Brilliant Brian reaches over and flips Benny G. over and onto the mat.
Nigel G. kicks Brilliant Brian Brisbane in the arse.
Brilliant Brian turns and faces Nigel G.
Nigel G. holds his hands up and runs out of the ring.
Dangerous Danny Player - These brothers are pathetic.
Vinny Chompways - I actually think they're good for a laugh.
Simon G. smashes Brilliant Brian Brisbane in the back with the steel chair.
Brilliant Brian falls into the ropes.
Benny G. goes out of the ring.
Simon continues to kick, punch and slap Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Dangerous Danny Player - Do you know, I'm sure that they are the only
moves the G. brothers know. The punch, the kick and the slap.
Benny G. grabs a ladder and brings it into the ring.
Benny G. climbs into the ring and sets the ladder up underneath the scarf.
Nigel G. sneaks into the ring.
Benny and Nigel stand by the ladder arguing about who should climb it.
Benny climbs up one side.
Nigel climbs up the other side of the ladder.
Benny tells Nigel to get off.
Nigel G. will not get off.
Vinny Chompways - This is the best match ever!!!
Brilliant Brian Brisbane grabs Simon G. and throws him over the top rope.
Brilliant Brian notices Benny and Nigel halfway up the ladder.
Brisbane dropkicks the ladder.
The ladder comes down with Benny and Nigel both falling hard to the canvas.]
Brilliant Brian Brisbane poses to the crowd who are a little bit more responsive
than they usually are to him.
The Charter - The fans are cheering for the underdog here.
Mr Majeeka walks out from the back with his head bandaged.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane looks up at Mr Majeeka.
Mr Majeeka walks halfway down the ramp and then just stands there watching.
Brilliant Brian points a finger of warning up at Majeeka.
Majeeka just shrugs his shoulders.
The Charter - There has always been tension between Brisbane and Majeeka
for as long as I can remember.
Dangerous Danny Player - Let's not forget that Mr Majeeka has a strange
sort of alliance with the G. brothers as well.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane sets up the ladder underneath the scarf.
Simon G. crawls back into the ring.
Brilliant Brian begins the climb to the scarf.
Mr Majeeka runs down to ringside and starts setting up tables around the
ring.
Brilliant Brian gets halfway up the ladder.
Simon G. grabs one of Brisbane's legs.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane kicks Simon G. in the head with his free leg.
Simon G. falls to the mat.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane jumps off of the ladder and legdrops Simon G.
Dangerous Danny Player - A LEYTON LEGDROP FROM THE LADDER!!!
As Brilliant Brian gets up, Nigel G. runs at him.
Brisbane steps aside and helps Nigel on his way over the top rope and through
one of the tables that Majeeka set up on the outside.
The Charter - Did you see that? Nigel G.'s out of it.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane quickly moves over to the ladder and once again
tries to climb it.
Mr Majeeka goes over and tells Benny G. to get up.
Benny G. looks around and sees Brisbane climbing.
Benny G. moves over to the ladder and begins climbing up the opposite side.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets to the top of the ladder and reaches up.
Brisbane cannot reach the scarf.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane tries to get up onto the nest rung to give himself
some more height.
Benny G. slowly but surely reaches the top of the ladder.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane punches Benny G. in the head.
Brisbane punches Benny G. a second time.
Brisbane then pushes Benny G. off of the ladder with two hands.
Vinny Chompways - OH NO!!!
Benny G. falls directly down to the canvas.
Dangerous Danny Player - Brisbane has got the match won here. Simon
hasn't recovered from that Leyton Legdrop. Nigel is unconscious outside.
Benny has just taken a massive bump.
Brilliant Brian tries to regain his balance.
Brilliant Brian reaches up for the scarf.
Mr Majeeka jumps into the ring.
Majeeka runs over to the ladder and pushes it over.
Dangerous Danny Player - OH MY GOD!!!
Brilliant Brian falls from the very top of the ladder.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane's body clears the top rope and thunders down through
a table outside the ring.
The Charter - Brilliant Brian Brisbane fell directly twenty feet through
that table. We may need some help out here!!!
Mr Majeeka laughs to himself and lifts up the ladder.
Mr Majeeka sets up the ladder underneath the scarf.
Mr Majeeka starts to climb the ladder himself.
Vinny Chompways - Where's he fucking going?
Mr Majeeka gets to the top of the ladder and reaches up.
Majeeka grabs the Leyton Orient scarf and pulls it down.
The bell rings.
Mr Majeeka climbs down the ladder with the scarf.
Steve Bayley is asking Fonz Bonz who the winner is.
Fonz Bonz shrugs his shoulders.
Mr Majeeka jumps out of the ring and walks back up the ramp with the scarf
in his hand.
Dangerous Danny Player - What's going on here?
The Charter - Well I'm not sure but it looks like the match is over.
The camera shows the carnage left around the ring as the four competitors
lay motionless in and around the ring.
Dangerous Danny Player - Well we've got some clearing up to do out
here, so let's take you back to Rocket Ronnie.
Once again The Spikertron shows Rocket Ronnie backstage.
Rocket Ronnie - Well, coming up next is the second match of the night
for brave TWC competitor, Gib "The 80's Icon". He wanted this match tonight
to prove that he is better than the man who beat him in his debut contest,
Hott Mike.
Stateside - 1st June
Hott Mike lifts Gib "The 80's Icon" to his feet.
Mike sets Gib up for a suplex.
Big Baggy Jelly - Uh-oh.
Hott Mike lifts Gib up suplex style.
Hott Mike brings Gib down onto the back of his head.
Dangerous Danny Player - HOTT STACKS!!! HOTT STACKS!!! That should be it.
Hott Mike goes for the cover.
Fonz Bonz counts.
... 1
... 2
... 3!!!
The bell rings.
Dangerous Danny Player - We've got ourselves a winner!
Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, Hott Mike!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - That was a real classic battle, but Hott Mike got
the win!!!
Big Baggy Jelly - The same.
After the match.
Gib "The 80's Icon" - I will even have the chance to walk over Hot Mike on
the way, I don't care that he holds a victory over me, he got lucky plain
and simple. Next time that you and I get into the ring Mike, I am going to
beat the shit out of you and drop you on your head, just like I did the baggy
jelly…
The Spikertron
shows an image of Rocket Ronnie again.
Rocket Ronnie - Let's find out what match stipulations will apply to
the Gib "The 80's Icon" versus Hott Mike contest. With me I have one of
the greatest starts ever to step into an ICW ring, I pleased to be joined
by El Oso. El Oso, thank you for taking the time to join us here today.
El Oso - That's no problem. Who are you anyway?
El Oso doesn't wait for an answer, but just simply spins the wheel.
The wheel comes to a stop after a while.
Rocket Ronnie - And the stipulations for the Gib "The 80's Icon" against
Hott Mike match will be an I Quit match.
The camera goes back to ringside.
Dangerous Danny Player - Well we've managed to clear things up out
here and now we know we're gonna see an I Quit match between Hott Mike and
the new British Champion, Gib "The 80's Icon".
Gib the 80s Icon vs Hott Mike
I Quit Match
Steve Bayley - This next match is a one fall and it is a finisher
match. Introducing first, the challenger...HOTT MIKE!!!
Mike's music hits the speaker system as Mike walks out from behind the curtain.
He makes his way down to the ring then poses in the ring, waiting for Gib.
Steve Bayley - And his opponent...GIB THE 80s ICON!!!
Gibs music hits the loudspeakers as Gib comes running down the ramp and slides
into the ring.
Referee Fonz Bonz signals for the bell
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Hott Mike goes for Gib , trying to take him down by grabbing his leg
Gib kicks Hott Mike away
Gib picks Hott Mike up and body slams him over the top rope
Hott Mike hits the outside
Gib bounces off the rope and hits Hott Mike with a baseball slide
Hott Mike falls back into the barricade
Gib slaps Hott Mike across the chest three times
Gib grabs Hott Mike's head and slams it into the barricade
Hott Mike holds his head
Gib takes apart the steel steps
Gib picks up the steps
Hott Mike turns around and kicks the steps
Gib stumbles back and the steps fall on him
Hott Mike picks up the steps
Hott Mike lifts them over his head and slams them down
Gib moves out of the way
Gib gets up
Hott Mike drops the steps
Gib runs at Hott Mike
Hott Mike grabs Gib and throws him into the ring post
Gib hits the ring post and stumbles backwards
Hott Mike gets Gib and hits him with a backbreaker
Hott Mike picks Gib up by the hair and throws him into the ring
Hott Mike gets up onto the ring apron and steps over the top rope and into
the ring
Terry Gregory - Hott Mike is smart to take it back into the ring.
That way, Gib cannot run away!
The Charter - Gib wouldn't run away anyway you jackass!
Gib gets up in the corner
Hott Mike walks over to Gib
Gib nails Hott Mike in the gut with a knee
Hott Mike doubles over
Gib runs up and nails Hott Mike with an inverted DDT
Hott Mike hits the mat
Gib gets up and walks over to Hott Mike's legs
Gib picks them up and puts Hott Mike in the SharpShooter
Hott Mike is reaching for the ropes, but cannot get them
Hott Mike is tapping out
Vinny Chompways - Hott Mike is tapping out...this match is over!
The Charter - It's not over because Mike did not say "I quit" yet!
Gib finally lets go after about a minute
Hott Mike is holding his leg
Gib gets up and poses for the crowd
Hott Mike uses the ropes to pull himself up
Hott Mike stands behind Gib
Gib turns around
Gib swings a fist at Hott Mike
Hott Mike ducks
Hott Mike kicks Gib in the gut
Gib doubles over
Hott Mike pulls Gib between his legs
The Charter - OMG! Is Hott Mike setting up for the a powerbomb?!?
Dangerous Danny Player - It could be all over right here!
Hott Mike lifts Gib up over his head
Gib punches Hott Mike in the face three times
Gib jumps down
Hott Mike holds his jaw
Gib kicks Hott Mike in the gut
Gib throws Hott Mike into the ropes
Hott Mike comes back at Gib
Gib hits Hott Mike with a dropkick
Hott Mike goes down
Gib goes to the top rope
Gib poses and then jumps off, landing a Moonsault to Hott Mike
Gib gets Hott Mike up
Gib nails Hott Mike with a superkick to the jaw
Hott Mike falls to the mat holding his jaw
Gib taunts Hott Mike
Gib stomps Hott Mike
Hott Mike rolls out of the ring
Gib stays in the ring and keeps taunting Hott Mike
Hott Mike steps up onto the ring apron
Gib is begging Hott Mike to come into the ring
Hott Mike steps over the rope and into the ring
Gib runs at Hott Mike
Hott Mike grabs Gib by the shirt and throws him over the top rope and into
the crowd
Dangerous Danny Player - Holy shit! Did you see that? Hott Mike threw
Gib from the ring to the crowd!
Vinny Chompways - I knew Hott Mike was strong, but I did not think he
could throw Gib that far
The Charter - Well, they don't call Hott Mike one of the best wrestlers
for nothing!
Gib is down in the crowd
Hott Mike steps over the top rope and jumps down to ringside
Hott Mike steps over the barricade
Gib starts to get up
Hott Mike grabs Gib by the hair
Hott Mike picks Gib up and lifts Gib above his head for a Gorilla Press
Slam
Gib is down in the crowd
Hott Mike picks Gib up by his shirt and lifts Gib over the barrricade
Hott Mike drags Gib and rolls him into the ring
Gib is out cold in the ring
Hott Mike goes to the top rope
Hott Mike jumps off and attempt an elbow drop
Gib finds the strength to roll out of the way
Hott Mike ends up hitting the mat with his elbow
Hott Mike rolls around the ring holding his elbow
Gib crawls over to the corner
Hott Mike grabs the second rope and starts pulling himself up
Gib grabs the top rope and jumps up
Hott Mike gets up and looks as though he is going to tackle Gib
Hott Mike runs at Gib and attempts to tackle him
Gib moves out of the way
Hott Mike hits the turnbuckle
Hott Mike stumbles backward
Gib turns Hott Mike around and kicks Hott Mike in the groin
Gib hits Hott Mike with the Backdrop Driver to Hott Mike!
Gib grabs a mic and holds it over Hott Mike.
Mike mumbles I QUIT!
Fonz Bonz signals for the bell
The Charter - Gib has won the match!
Steve Bayley - The winner of this match...Gib the 80s Icon !!!
Dangerous Danny Player - Gib makes it two in two with the Worldwide
Championship match still to come!!!
The Spikertron flickers on again.
Rocket Ronnie is standing in front of the wheel again.
Rocket Ronnie - Well the tag team division here in the TWC is really
hotting up as The Kliq made a controversial return to wrestling when they
attacked The Coca Cola Boys in their dressing room at Maxx, subsequently
causing 50% owner Jayse The Ace to insert them into the No.1 contenders tag
match involving the Coca Colas and 1530. With me I have ICW legend, Ming
Chee to spin the wheel. Ming Chee, many thanks for joining us.
Ming Chee turns and hits Rocket Ronnie with a Big Ass Kick.
Rocket Ronnie's lights go out and he hits the floor.
Dangerous Danny Player - What???
Ming Chee spins the wheel like a maniac.
Mr B and Miker run into the backstage set and check on Rocket Ronnie who's
out.
Ming Chee runs out of the room like a madman before the wheel has even stopped.
The camera shows the wheel coming to a rest.
Vinny Chompways - It's a Hell in a Cell!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - What about Rocket Ronnie???
Vinny Chompways - Sod Rocket Ronnie!!!
The camera shows Rocket Ronnie slowly wake up and look up at Mr B and Miker
in a daze.
Rocket Ronnie - ...fish?
The camera cuts back to ringside.
The Hell in a Cell that is suspended above the ring begins to decend.
HELL IN A CELL TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM MATCH
THE COCA COLA BOYS vs 1530 vs THE KLIQ
Steve Bayley - The following
contest is a Hell in a Cell match scheduled for one fall, with the winners
becoming the No.1 contenders for the TWC Tag Team Championships. Introducing
first, weighing in at 420 lbs, the Coca Boy and the Cola Boy...THE COCA COLA
BOYS!!!
The Coca Cola Boys run down to the ring dancing and acting in a eratic manner.
Steve Bayley - Their first set of opponents, also weighing in at 420
lbs, The Terminator and The Maniac Cop...FIFTEEN THIRTY!!!
1530 come down to the ring in a much more controlled manner.
Steve Bayley - And finally, the third team, weighing 700 lbs, Big
Daddy Jason Berodt and The Loose Cannon, THE KLIQ!!!
The Kliq come down to the ring.
As the Kliq enters the ring, The Puma steps inside also to referee the contest.
The Hell in a Cell comes down and surrounds the ring and everything in it.
The bell rings.
The six wrestlers look around at the cell and each other for a short time.
The Charter - Truly an awesome spectacle is the Hell in a Cell.
The Coca Cola Boys both run at Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Loose Cannon pulls Coca Boy away from Berodt.
Loose Cannon points a finger in Coca Boy's face.
The Terminator and The Maniac Cop double dropkick Loose Cannon.
Loose Cannon stumbles backwards.
Coca Boy schoolboys Cannon and pins him on his shoulders.
The Puma counts.
... 1
... 2
The Terminator quickly pulls Coca Boy off.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt and Cola Boy spill to the outside of the ring.
Cola Boy whips Berodt into the stell ring steps.
Berodt goes into the steps shoulder first.
Coca Boy slaps The Terminator in the head.
The Terminator grabs Coca Boy and whips him into the ropes.
Coca Boy bounces from the ropes.
The Terminator goes for a clothesline.
Coca Boy ducks.
Coca Boy runs into Loose Cannon.
Coca Boy hits the deck.
Dangerous Danny Player - That has got to be like running into a brick
wall.
Loose Cannon covers Coca Boy.
Before The Puma can start a count, both members of 1530 pounce on top of
Loose Cannon.
1530 assault Loose Cannon.
Outside the ring, Big Daddy Jason Berodt is led over to the mesh cell wall
by Cola Boy.
Cola Boy scrapes Berodt's head along the wall.
The Charter - Ouch!!!
Berodt falls to the mats holding his head.
Cola Boy turns and re-enters the ring.
Cola Boy grabs The Terminator and whips him into the ropes.
Terminator bounces off the ropes.
Terminator is met with a Cola Boy charging body tackle.
Terminator goes down.
Cola Boy covers.
... 1
... 2
The Terminator kicks out.
Vinny Chompways - Close one!!!
Loose Cannon picks up Cola Boy and throws him into the turnbuckle.
Cannon slaps a choke onto the Cola Boy.
Cola Boy struggles to escape.
Maniac Cop leaps onto Loose Cannon's back.
Loose Cannon turns and dumps Maniac Cop in the corner with Cola Boy.
The Charter - Loose Cannon is a huge man!!!
Loose Cannon drives himself backwards into the helpless Cola Boy and Maniac
Cop in the turnbuckle.
Loose Cannon drives himself back into the turnbuckle again.
Coca Boy comes over a stuffs his thumb into Loose Cannon's eye.
The Terminator grabs Coca Boy from behind and gives him an atomic drop.
Dangerous Danny Player - Big Daddy Jason Berodt is pouring with blood
out here.
Berodt lifts the ring valance and looks underneath the ring.
Vinny Chompways - And he's fucked off as well.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt pulls out a barbwire 2x4.
The crowd moan with expectancy.
The Charter - Things are about to get brutal.
Berodt enters the ring with the 2x4.
The Terminator runs over and punches Berodt.
Berodt drops the 2x4.
The Terminator picks up the 2x4.
The Coca Boy hits Terminator from behind.
The Terminator falls into the ropes.
Loose Cannon grabs the Maniac Cop and despatches him outside the ring.
Big Baddy Jason Berodt flattens Coca Boy with a clothesline.
Loose Cannon grabs The Terminator and holds him up for Berodt.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt picks up the 2x4.
Berodt swings the barbwire 2x4 at The Terminator's head.
Terminator ducks.
Loose Cannon takes the full force of Big Daddy's 2x4 shot.
Loose Cannon hits the canvas.
Dangerous Danny Player - That was the last thing they needed.
Cola Boy quickly runs over an covers Loose Cannon.
The Puma counts.
... 1
... 2
The Terminator breaks up the count.
Loose Cannon rolls out of the ring.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt strikes The Terminator across the back with the barbwire
2x4.
The Terminator goes down.
Vinny Chompways - Look at the blood pouring out of Loose Cannon's
head!!!
Berodt picks up The Terminator.
Berodt throws The Terminator out of the ring.
Berodt picks up his 2x4 again and turns back to the ring.
Both the Coca Cola Boys are standing in front of him.
The fans noise begins to pick up.
Dangerous Danny Player - Business is about to pick up!!!
The Coca Colas grab Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
The Coca Colas whip Berodt into the ropes.
Berodt bounces off the ropes.
Berodt is met with a double clothesline.
The Coca Colas picks up Berodt again.
The Coca Colas whip Berodt into the ropes.
Berodt rebounds.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt gets a big double backdrop from the Coca Cola Boys.
The Charter - The Coca Cola Boys are setting this place alight!!!
Coca Boy picks up Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Coca Boy holds up Berodt.
Cola Boy runs into the ropes.
Cola Boy rebounds and strikes Berodt with an elbow.
Coca Boy keeps hold of Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Cola Boy runs into the ropes again.
Loose Cannon pulls down the tope rope.
Cola Boy cartwheels over the ropes to the outside.
Dangerous Danny Player - Hey!!!
Big Daddy Jason Berodt low blows Coca Boy.
Coca Boy falls in a crippled heap to the floor.
Loose Cannon grabs a section of the steel ring steps and smashes it into
Cola Boys head.
Cola Boy goes straight down.
Loose Cannon goes over and throws The Maniac Cop back into the ring.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt grabs the barbwire 2x4.
The Maniac Cop gets to his feet.
Berodt hits Maniac Cop right between the eyes with the 2x4.
Maniac Cop hits the mat.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt makes the cover.
The Puma counts.
... 1
... 2
... 3!!!
The bell rings.
Steve Bayley - The winners, and the new number one contenders for the
tag team championships...THE KLIQ!!!
The Hell in a Cell begins to rise up and above the ring once again.
A bloody Cola Boy pulls his partner Coca Boy out of the ring.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt gets out of the ring and meets up with Loose Cannon.
Vinny Chompways - Two geniuses in action right there.
Berodt and Cannon walk back up the ramp, both still pouring with blood.
Dangerous Danny Player - I suggest that Crazzzy Gerard finds himself
a tag team partner.
The Terminator re-enters the ring.
The Terminator goes over to the Maniac Cop who is still holding his gashed
open head.
The Charter - Uh-oh. I've seen this before.
The Terminator lifts his tag team partner to his feet.
The Terminator starts shouting and getting in the face of The Maniac Cop.
Dangerous Danny Player - Okay, you win some, you lose some. There's
no need to get out of shape about it.
The Maniac Cop tries to make excuses for his actions.
The Terminator picks up The Maniac Cop and bodyslams him.
Dangerous Danny Player - Oh no!!!
The Terminator bounces off the ropes and gives The Maniac Cop a vertical
splash.
Dangerous Danny Player - That was just pointless. What does that
achieve?
Vinny Chompways - Er...good ratings?
The Terminator leaves the ring and leaves The Maniac Cop behind.
Dangerous Danny Player - Well coming up next we have our main event for
the TWC Worldwide Championship between Crazzzy Gerard, Gib "The 80's Icon"
and the current champion, The Gladiator. Let's take a look at the events
leading up to this match tonight.
Stateside - 8th June
King Crasher - There's probably one person obviously better than anyone,
and that man is me!!!
The crowd boo.
King Crasher gloats.
"The Heavens" by Reese starts playing and King Crasher's face drops.
Dangerous Danny Player - It can't be.
Jayse The Ace walks out from the back with his microphone.
Dangerous Danny Player - It is!!! It is!!! It's Jayse The Ace!!! He'll put
a direct stop to all this nonsense!!!
Jayse The Ace is about to speak but cannot get over the crowd reaction.
Big Baggy Jelly - These fans are going nuts!!!
The cheering is sustained for a long time.
Jayse The Ace tries to quieten the fans down by waving his hand.
Jayse The Ace - When I said I was going to be here to announce the challenger
tonight, I meant that I was going to be here to announce the challenger tonight!!!
The fans cheer once again.
Jayse The Ace - So what are you doing in that ring then?
King Crasher looks around.
Jayse The Ace - Just get out!!!
Jayse The Ace marches down to the ring amidst cheers from the fans.
King Crasher gets out of the ring and shouts at Jayse The Ace.
Jayse The Ace gets in the ring.
King Crasher walks up the ramp.
Jayse The Ace - That's right, go and get your little friend. I think he'll
be interested in what's next.
King Crasher goes backstage to find The Gladiator.
Jayse The Ace - Now then, with that over it's time to get down to business
and tell you all exactly who will be getting the shot at Wheel Of Misfortune.
The fans cheer again.
Jayse The Ace - So without further ado, the man in the back knows who he
is. Let's bring him out!!!
Music plays in the arena as the fans all look over to the Spikertron to catch
a first glimpse of the man selected by Jayse The Ace to have a shot at The
Gladiator's championship belt.
A figure appears from the back.
Big Baggy Jelly - That's Serial Killa!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - It's not Serial Killa you idiot!!! That's the man
who's been setting the TWC alight since he arrived.
Big Baggy Jelly - Who's that then?
Dangerous Danny Player - It's Gib "The 80's Icon"!!!
Gib "The 80's Icon" walks into the spotlight.
Gib gives Jayse The Ace a big thumbs up and then raises his arms as the crowd
cheer in approval.
Without warning The Gladiator appears from the shadows and smashes Gib in
the head with a thrust from the head of his sledgehammer.
Gib falls to the steel ramp structure.
The Gladiator stands over him.
Dangerous Danny Player - What??? Damn that Gladiator!!! What was that for?
He's scared of Gib, that can be the only reason why.
Jayse The Ace is furious in the ring.
Jayse rips off his blazer and calls out to The Gladiator.
The Gladiator just looks at Jayse The Ace and smirks.
Big Baggy Jelly - Look at that blood gushing out of Gib's head.
The Gladiator walks slowly to the back.
EMT's rush out and check on Gib "The 80's Icon"
Maxx - 12th June
The scene quickly cuts and shows King Crasher sitting in his office when
the TWC Royal Champion, Crazzzy Gerard bursts in and marches over to King
Crasher's desk.
Crazzzy Gerard - Gib?
King Crasher - Gib?
Crazzzy Gerard - Gib?
King Crasher - You have a problem with something?
Crazzzy Gerard - Yeah. Justify what Jayse The Ace did. He said he was gonna
pick the best TWC America wrestler to face The Gladiator for the TWC Worldwide
Championship at Wheel Of Misfortune.
King Crasher - And so?
Crazzzy Gerard - He picked Gib "The 80's Icon" over me??? I'm holding you
personally responsible Crasher. I wanna know why I'm not getting the shot
at The Gladiator's Worldwide belt.
King Crasher - Well maybe its because of that.
King Crasher points to the Royal Championship.
Crazzzy Gerard - What the hell does my Royal Championship have to do with
it?
King Crasher - Well, you tell me the sense in having a wrestler in TWC that
holds both the big belts. The Royal and the Worldwide. That's piss poor for
publicity.
Crazzzy Gerard - That's beside the point. I joined TWC America to become
the Worldwide Champion. Jayse The Ace said he'd picked the best in Gib. Well
damnit, I'm a lot better than Gib.
King Crasher - Well go and apply for a shot after Wheel Of Misfortune. Maybe
you'll get one. But until then, GET OUT!!!
Crazzzy Gerard - OK, I'll get out, but I'll still be the arena, and I might
just be able to solve this problem...
Crazzzy Gerard vacates the Royal Championship!!!
King Crasher - Now then, I fully appreciate the fact that you have vacated
that championship in a bid to be put into the main event with Gib "The 80's
Icon" and the TWC Worldwide Champion, my close friend and colleague The Gladiator.
Now then, I really was going to put you in the main event but there is a
problem...
The crowd boo.
The Kid F.G. - What problem is there? Crasher can sign the match. The fans
want to see it.
King Crasher - You see, I only own 25% of this company, and if you think
back with that tiny little mind of yours Gerard, the man that signed the
match for the Worldwide was the 50% owner, Jayse The Ace!!! So therefore,
no, I CANNOT put you into the main event at Wheel of Misfortune. Oh, and
all the best!!!
King Crasher smugly saunters into the back accompanied by his music.
Jayse The Ace grants Gerard his shot.
Jayse The Ace - You know, I heard King Crasher tell Crazzzy Gerard earlier
that he wouldn't include him in the Worldwide Championship match, even though
Gerard was gracious enough to surrender his Royal Championship belt for the
good of TWC America. The reason why he did this? Because I signed the original
match and King Crasher used that as an excuse to weasel his way out of it.
King Crasher knew full well he could put Gerard in that match. However he
didn't. This is why I am here.
The fans start cheering.
Jayse The Ace - That's right. I am here to straighten out Crazzzy Gerard's
eventful TWC America career and let him know exactly where he stands.
The Spikertron
goes off.
The Charter - Well, I'm hearing that Rocket Ronnie is receiving first
aid after Ming Chee hit him with the Big Ass Kick, so who's backstage now???
The Spikertron comes on and 25% owner of TWC, King
Crasher appears at the Wheel of Misfortune.
The crowd boo.
King Crasher - It is now time for the Main Event of Wheel of Misfortune,
and I have the great pleasure of introducing a former ICW star to spin the
wheel. Ladies and gentlemean, please give a warm welcome to Deacon.
Deacon walks into shot and the fans go wild.
Deacon - Well, King, it's a great pleasure to be here at your first
pay-per-view. I'd just like to say commiserations to the Coca Cola Boys
for not winning the Hell in a Cell match, I know you guys are the best and
I know you'll be back. I'd just also like to reassure my fans out there
that I intend for you all to see a lot more of me in the future. God bless
you all.
Deacon leans forward and gives the wheel a mighty spin.
The wheel comes to rest.
King Crasher - Thankyou very much Deacon. Our triple threat main
event for the Worldwide Championship will be a table match!!!
The camera shot cuts back to ringside.
Before too long, ringside staff are bringing tables out to the ring and setting
them up on the outside.
TWC WORLDWIDE CHAMPIONSHIP TABLE MATCH
Crazzzy Gerard vs Gib "The 80's Icon" vs The Gladiator (c)
Steve Bayley - The following contest is the Main Event of the Wheel
of Misfortune. It is for the TWC Worldwide Championship, and the winner
will be the first wrestler who successfully puts either of his opponents
through a table. Introducing first the challengers, from Oswego, NY, weighing
in at 295 lbs, the TWC Dream Champion AND the TWC British Champion...GIB
"THE 80'S ICON"!!!
Gib appears from the back with his two pieces of gold.
Dangerous Danny Player - He's gunning for his third TWC championship
in his third fight of the night.
Vinny Chompways - He'll lose. I'm telling ya.
Steve Bayley - From Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 220 lbs, the
TWC Tag Team Champion, CRAZZZY GERARD!!!
"Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne plays and Crazzzy Gerard appears from the
back.
Steve Bayley - And finally, from New York, weighing in at 235 lbs, the
TWC Worldwide Champion, THE GLADIATOR!!!
"My Way" by Limp Bizkit plays throughout the arena as The Gladiator appears
with his TWC Worldwide Championship in one hand, and his sledgehammer in
the other.
The Charter - I'm really looking forward to this one.
The bell rings.
All three competitors are in the ring.
They look around at each other waiting to see who makes the first move.
Gib "The 80's Icon" tackles Crazzzy Gerard.
Gib pushes Gerard back into the turnbuckle.
The Gladiator runs over and axhandles Gib in the back.
Gladiator grabs Gib by the head and throws him across the ring.
Dangerous Danny Player - Gib is getting manhandled in there.
Vinny Chompways - What do you expect, he's got no energy left in the
tank.
Both Gladiator and Crazzzy Gerard double team Gib "The 80's Icon".
Gerard lifts Gib to his feet.
Gerard smashes Gib in the head with a spinning kick.
Gib is reeling into the turnbuckle.
The Gladiator grabs Gib by the throat with two hands.
The Gladiator tosses Gib across the ring by his throat.
The Charter - The Gladiator is looking merciless and brutal in there.
Crazzzy Gerard drives a knee into the head of Gib "The 80's Icon".
Gib holds his head in pain.
Vinny Chompways - Gib will not win this match!!!
Crazzzy Gerard lifts Gib to his feet.
Gerard then lifts Gib up and carries him over to the ropes.
The Charter - Crazzzy Gerard is looking to end it right here!!!
The Gladiator pushes Crazzzy Gerard in the back.
Gerard drops Gib onto the canvas.
Gerard turns and looks at Gladiator.
The Gladiator starts shouting and pointing his finger at Crazzzy Gerard.
Crazzzy Gerard shakes his head and tells Gladiator where to go.
Gladiator sticks two fingers up at Crazzzy Gerard.
Crazzzy Gerard punches The Gladiator in the head.
Dangerous Danny Player - Yes, here we go!!!
Gladiator punches Crazzzy Gerard back.
Both men continue to exchange blows.
Gib "The 80's Icon" gets up.
Gib goes over to Gerard and Gladiator.
Gib grabs a head in each hand and smashes the two of them together.
Dangerous Danny Player - A double noggin knocker!!!
Gladiator falls to the deck.
Gib grabs Crazzzy Gerard and launches him over the top rope.
Crazzzy Gerard hits the floor narrowly missing a table.
Gib stomps on the head of the Gladiator.
Gib lifts The Gladiator to his feet and whips him into the ropes.
Gib "The 80's Icon" clotheslines The Gladiator over the top rope and down
to the floor.
Gib gets all fired up in front of a crowd that is going ballistic.
The Charter - Gib "The 80's Icon" is taking charge in there.
Vinny Chompways - I still don't think he'll win.
Hott Mike appears from underneath the Spikertron.
The crowd boo.
Dangerous Danny Player - This has got nothing to do with Hott Mike.
Why's he out there?
Hott Mike walks down to the ring.
Gib "The 80's Icon" warns Hott Mike to stay away.
Dangerous Danny Player - Gib has already beaten Hott Mike tonight.
He might have to do it again.
Hott Mike tries to revive Crazzzy Gerard.
Gib gets out of the ring.
Hott Mike moves away.
Gib grabs Crazzzy Gerard and throws him back into the ring.
Hott Mike goes over to The Gladiator.
Gib re-enters the ring.
The Charter - Gib is totally outnumbered out there.
Gib grabs Crazzzy Gerard and whips him across the ring.
Crazzzy Gerard bounces off the ropes.
Gerard gets hit by a strong Gib clothesline.
Gib taunts the crowd.
The crowd go nuts.
Gib "The 80's Icon" lifts Gerard to his feet again.
Gib goes for the whips into the ropes.
Crazzzy Gerard manages to reverse it.
Gib goes flying into the ropes.
Hott Mike leaps up onto the ring apron and whacks Gib in the back before
hopping down again.
Hott Mike grins at the crowd.
Gib reaches over and grabs Hott Mike by the head.
The fans go wild again.
Gib drags Hott Mike into the ring.
Crazzzy Gerard stands to one side as Gib "The 80's Icon" runs Hott Mike over
to the other side of the ring.
Gib launches Hott Mike over the ropes and Hott Mike goes crashing through
a table.
Dangerous Danny Player - If he can do that to either Gladiator or
Gerard, he's got the match won!!!
Vinny Chompways - Yeah, but he won't.
Hott Mike lays out cold amongst the debris of the table.
Crazzzy Gerard attacks Gib from behind.
The Gladiator crawls back into the ring.
Crazzzy Gerard throws Gib into the corner.
The Gladiator moves in and starts laying in the punches and kicks on Gib
alongside Crazzzy Gerard.
The Charter - Here comes the double teaming again.
Gladiator and Gerard whip Gib across the ring diagonally.
Gib goes thundering into the opposite turnbuckle.
Gladiator and Gerard grab Gib again and whip him from corner to corner.
Gib goes backwards into the turnbuckle.
Gib comes out of the turnbuckle and hits Gladiator and Crazzzy Gerard with
a double clothesline.
All three men are down.
Dangerous Danny Player - Did you see that??? There's not a fan still
sitting down.
Vinny Chompways - Is everybody going home then?
King Crasher walks out for the back.
Dangerous Danny Player - No damnit!!! You know exactly who he's out
here to help.
King Crasher goes to the ring and grabs The Gladiator's leg.
King Crasher pulls The Gladiator out of the ring.
King Crasher tries to revive Gladiator and motivate him into getting the
job done.
Meanwhile Crazzzy Gerard gets up and moves over to Gib "The 80's Icon".
The Charter - The long night is really taking its toll on Gib "The
80's Icon".
Gerard grabs Gib and lifts him to his feet.
Gerard lifts Gib up and is seconds away from throwing him over the ropes
and through a table.
Gerard is about to plant Gib when King Crasher moves the table away.
Gerard puts Gib down.
Vinny Chompways - Ha ha!!! Oonfookinglooky!!!
Crazzzy Gerard looks down at King Crasher and starts shouting at him.
King Crasher waves Crazzzy Gerard off and turns back to The Gladiator.
Gib "The 80's Icon" turns Crazzzy Gerard round and starts dishing out some
hard punches to his face.
Dangerous Danny Player - There's still life in Gib yet!!!
The Gladiator climbs up onto the ring apron ready to re-enter the ring.
King Crasher gives The Gladiator some final encouragement before he gets
back into the ring.
"The Heavens" by Reese plays throughout the arena.
Dangerous Danny Player - It can't be.
Jayse The Ace walks out from underneath the Spikertron.
Dangerous Danny Player - IT IS!!! IT'S JAYSE THE ACE!!!
King Crasher and The Gladiator look up at Jayse The Ace slightly shocked.
Jayse The Ace stands at the top of the ramp.
Meanwhile Gib is still mounting an offense onto Crazzzy Gerard.
Gib grabs Gerard and whips him into the ropes.
Gerard goes flying into the ropes and smashes into The Gladiator's back.
The Gladiator comes flying off the apron and face first through a table on
the outside.
Gib "The 80's Icon" holds his head in his hands as he realises what he's
done.
King Crasher looks shocked.
Jayse The Ace just simply walks to the back.
The bell rings.
Steve Bayley - Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this contest, AND
NEW TWC WORLDWIDE CHAMPION...CRAZZZY GERARD!!!
Gib runs over and clotheslines Crazzzy Gerard out of the ring.
Vinny Chompways - Ah, what a bad loser!!!
Gib jumps out of the ring and storms up the ramp away from the ring.
King Crasher attends to his friend, The Gladiator.
Crazzzy Gerard is given the TWC Worldwide Championship.
Dangerous Danny Player - I just don't know what will happen from here...we
have a new Worldwide Champion and I know for a fact that there will be repercussions.
For Vinny Chompways and The Charter, this is Dangerous Danny Player saying
so long!!!
*A TWC Entertainment production
- 2002*
