Dangerous Danny Player - Hello everyone, I'm here with The Charter
this week.
The Charter - That's right Danny. I'm covering for Big Baggy Jelly this
week because he's defending his Dream Championship against Serial Killa right
here in New Orleans tonight!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - But first we have the first set of matches
from our Starcade tournament for our brand new championship. Remember, we
have four wrestlers involved. They will each fight each other, thus giving
us six matches in the tournament.
The Charter - That's right, and it's 20 points to a wrestler who wins
by pinfall or submission. However, disqualification victories score 15 points
and count-out victories score 10. If it's a draw of any description then
both wrestlers win themselves 5 points.
Dangerous Danny Player - And the man with the most points at the end
of the six match series will become the new champion.
The Charter - And our first match tonight is a Starcade tournament
match, and it is a repeat of last week's Stateside main event where Crazzzy
Gerard pinned The Terminator.
Starcade I Tournament for the new title - Round
One
Crazzzy Gerard vs. The Terminator
Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring
at this time, weighing in at 220 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Crazzzy
Gerard!!! (crowd boos ****)
[Crazzzy Gerard comes to the ring. ]
Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Parts
Unknown a member of 1530, The Terminator!!! (crowd cheers **)
[The Terminator walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
Crazzzy Gerard tests out the ropes.
The Terminator places Crazzzy Gerard on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout
superplex.
Dangerous Danny Player - And remember that there is a ten minute time
limit on each of these contests. If it expires, it's 5 points apiece.
(the bell rings)
Crazzzy Gerard hits a koppo kick on The Terminator.
Crazzzy Gerard applies an arm wrench to The Terminator.
The Terminator moves back to his feet.
Crazzzy Gerard throws The Terminator off the ropes and hits him with a diving
shoulder block.
The Terminator is up again.
The Terminator spinebuster bombs Crazzzy Gerard onto the mat.
The Terminator covers Crazzzy Gerard.
Fonz Bonz counts.
...1
...2
Crazzzy Gerard escapes. ]
The Charter - We almost had a winner.
Dangerous Danny Player - We're almost a minute through the contest.
[The Terminator grabs Crazzzy Gerard's arm, takes him down, and puts him
in the armbar.
Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... ... Crazzzy Gerard trys to escape.
... (AHHHH!)
... Crazzzy Gerard trys to escape.
The Terminator breaks the hold.
The Terminator drags Crazzzy Gerard to the floor.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
The Terminator cuts Crazzzy Gerard with a blade.
Crazzzy Gerard is bleeding as a result.
(..2)
The Terminator with a high crossbody on Crazzzy Gerard.
The Terminator gets up.
Now Crazzzy Gerard standing.
(...3)
Crazzzy Gerard hits The Terminator with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
]
Dangerous Danny Player - Crazzzy Gerard with a rolling elbow smash.
The Charter - 7 minutes 42 seconds remaining.
[(....4)
Crazzzy Gerard grabs The Terminator and applies an arm wrench.
The Terminator climbs to his feet.
The Terminator with a takeover suplex on Crazzzy Gerard.
The Terminator stands up.
Crazzzy Gerard gets up.
They head back into the ring. ]
The Charter - It was a smart move to the ring. Crazzzy Gerard no longer
has to watch out for weapons.
[Crazzzy Gerard get nailed with a double axhandle chop from The Terminator.
The Terminator hits a frog splash on Crazzzy Gerard.
Now The Terminator standing.
Now Crazzzy Gerard standing.
The Terminator hits a spinning leg lariat on Crazzzy Gerard sending him to
the mat.
The Terminator with a falling splash on Crazzzy Gerard.
The Terminator stands up.
Indian deathlock applied by The Terminator.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... Crazzzy Gerard is fighting the hold.
... Crazzzy Gerard trys to escape.
... ... ... ... Crazzzy Gerard is fighting the hold.
... (AHHHH!)
... Crazzzy Gerard is fighting the hold.
... Crazzzy Gerard is fighting the hold.
Crazzzy Gerard grabs the bottom rope.
The referee tells Terminator to break the hold.
The Charter - We are almost half way through our alotted time.
The Terminator is enraged that Crazzzy Gerard didn't tap out.
The Maniac Cop runs down from the back with a steel chair.
Maniac Cop slides into the ring with the chair.
Dangerous Danny Player - What on earth is going on here?
Maniac Cop goes over to The Terminator and smashes the chair into his back.
The Terminator stumbles into the ropes.
Fonz Bonz calls for the bell.
The bell rings.
The Charter - What the hell was that for? Terminator is his partner.
Steve Bayley - The winner of this contest by disqualification...THE
TERMINATOR!!!
The Terminator calls for a microphone while Gerard looks on in disbelief.
The Terminator - Ben, you idiot!!! What did you do that for?
The Maniac Cop takes the microphone.
The Maniac Cop - You call me an idiot when I helped you get the points???
Crazzzy Gerard grabs the Maniac Cop and turns him around.
Gerard sets Maniac Cop up between his legs.
Gerard flips Cop over and brings him down hard on the back of his head.
Dangerous Danny Player - A paralyzer!!! Gerard just gave Maniac Cop
a paralyzer!!! He deserved it as well.
The Terminator exits the ring leaving Maniac Cop knocked out in the ring.
Crazzzy Gerard is wound up.
The Charter - Whatever happened I'm afraid that Crazzzy Gerard comes
out of this match empty handed points-wise. The Terminator picks up 15 for
his DQ victory.
Dangerous Danny Player - How unfair is that?
*The advertisement shows a pane
of glass with the outline of the United States of America etched into it.
Moments later The Gladiator is seen walking towards it with his sledgehammer
whistling. He briefly glances into the camera before swinging his sledgehammer
directly into the middle of the pane of glass. The glass shatters and smashes
in dramatic style!!!
THE TWC...NOW HAVING A "SMASHING TIME" IN AMERICA!!!*
Starcade I Tournament for the new title - Round
One
Joe Krietemeyer vs. Sam Hall
Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring
at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Chingford, London, ENGLAND,
Sam Hall!!!
[Sam Hall comes to the ring. ]
Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Evansville,
IN, Joe Krietemeyer!!! (crowd boos ******)
[Joe Krietemeyer walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
Sam Hall drops Joe Krietemeyer with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
Joe Krietemeyer places Sam Hall on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout
suplerplex.
(ding, ding, ding)
Sam Hall applies the clawhold on Joe Krietemeyer.
Joe Krietemeyer hits Sam Hall with the back of his elbow.
Sam Hall chops Joe Krietemeyer. ]
The Charter - Sam Hall executes a chop.
[Sam Hall gets hit with a dragon scerw from Joe Krietemeyer.
Joe Krietemeyer moves back to his feet.
Sam Hall moves back to his feet.
Sam Hall hiptosses Joe Krietemeyer.
Now Joe Krietemeyer standing.
Joe Krietemeyer executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Sam Hall. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Joe Krietemeyer with a ropeflip hiptoss.
[Sam Hall gets back to his feet.
Sam Hall nails Joe Krietemeyer with a huge slingshot sommersault splash.
Sam Hall is up again.
Sam Hall stomps Joe Krietemeyer.
Joe Krietemeyer gets back to his feet.
Joe Krietemeyer short lariats Sam Hall.
Sam Hall superkicks Joe Krietemeyer.
Joe Krietemeyer gets hit with the shooting star press from Sam Hall.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Joe Krietemeyer kicks out. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Joe Krietemeyer climbs to his feet.
Joe Krietemeyer executes a headlock takedown. ]
The Charter - headlock takedown!
[Sam Hall gets back to his feet.
Sam Hall uses a lariat on Joe Krietemeyer.
Joe Krietemeyer moves back to his feet.
Joe Krietemeyer executes a swinging bulldog on Sam Hall driving Sam Hall's
face into the mat.
Joe Krietemeyer measures Sam Hall up and drops a closed fist.
Joe Krietemeyer stands up.
Sam Hall is up again.
Joe Krietemeyer goes for a split legged moonsault but Sam Hall dodges the
attack.
Joe Krietemeyer and Sam Hall go to the floor Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
Joe Krietemeyer leg lariats Sam Hall, sending him to the floor.
Sam Hall gets up.
(..2)
Joe Krietemeyer hits Sam Hall with an inverted atomic drop.
Sam Hall gets up.
(...3)
(....4)
Joe Krietemeyer punches Sam Hall in the head.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Sam Hall hits him with a back fist. ]
The Charter - Joe Krietemeyer takes a back fist.
Dangerous Danny Player - 3 minutes and 48 seconds expired.
[Sam Hall gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Joe Krietemeyer grabs Sam Hall and applies an arm wrench.
Joe Krietemeyer covers Sam Hall hooking the leg.
Fonz Bonz counts the pin.
...1
...2
Sam Hall kicks out. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - You just can't win this early in a match.
Especially with an opponent like Sam Hall.
[Sam Hall uses a running lariat to take Joe Krietemeyer down. ]
The Charter - If Sam Hall keeps using moves like that running lariat
he could win the match!
[Sam Hall hooks Joe Krietemeyer in the abdominal stretch.
Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... Sam Hall tightens the hold.
... Joe Krietemeyer trys to escape.
... Sam Hall breaks the hold.
Sam Hall sends Joe Krietemeyer to ringside.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1) ]
Dangerous Danny Player - I wish every match could be like this!
The Charter - We're halfway through here.
[Sam Hall piledrives Joe Krietemeyer into the floor. ]
The Charter - If Sam Hall keeps using moves like that piledriver he
could win the match!
[(..2) ]
The Charter - Are you enjoying this match?
Dangerous Danny Player - Oh yeah!
[Joe Krietemeyer is back on his feet.
(...3)
Joe Krietemeyer connects with a flying knee.
Sam Hall goes down.
Sam Hall is back on his feet.
(....4)
Sam Hall hits Joe Krietemeyer with the back of his elbow. ]
The Charter - back elbow!
[(.....5)
Joe Krietemeyer and Sam Hall move back into the ring.
Joe Krietemeyer gives Sam Hall a reverse neckbreaker.
Joe Krietemeyer stands up.
Joe Krietemeyer hits Sam Hall with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Sam Hall stands up.
Sam Hall executes the front-layout suplex on Joe Krietemeyer.
Sam Hall stands up.
Joe Krietemeyer moves back to his feet. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Sam Hall is doing quite well at this point in
the match.
[Sam Hall nails Joe Krietemeyer with a belly-to-back suplex.
Sam Hall climbs to his feet.
Sam Hall kicks Joe Krietemeyer on the mat.
Joe Krietemeyer sets Sam Hall up DDTs him into the mat.
Joe Krietemeyer climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving
headbutt on Sam Hall.
Sam Hall climbs to his feet.
Joe Krietemeyer puts the chicken wing on Sam Hall.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Joe Krietemeyer tightens the hold.
... Sam Hall is fighting the hold.
... ... Sam Hall trys to escape.
... ... ... ... Sam Hall trys to escape.
... ... Sam Hall trys to escape.
The Charter - Just two minutes to go here.
Fonz Bonz checks the clock.
Sam Hall low blows Joe K and escapes the hold.
Dangerous Danny Player - That's one way of escaping!!!
Sam Hall looks angry.
Hall climbs out of the ring and throws the timekeeper off his chair.
Krietemeyer recovers from his gonad shot.
Hall picks up the timekeeper's chair and re-enters the ring.
Sam Hall lifts the chair up high and cracks Joe K over the head with it.
Fonz Bonz once again calls for the bell.
The bell ring.
Steve Bayley - The winner of this contest by disqualification...JOE
KRIETEMEYER!!!
Sam Hall strikes Krietemeyer again.
The Charter - Sam Hall has lost it!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - Sam Hall knew he wasn't going to win this
match.
The Charter - That was stupid. He could have held out for the time
limit.
Dangerous Danny Player - Well, Joe Krietemeyer has got himself 15
points from this contest.
The Charter - Let's take a look at the table.
THE TERMINATOR
|
15 points
|
JOE KRIETEMEYER
|
15 points
|
CRAZZZY GERARD
|
0 points
|
SAM HALL
|
0 points
|
Dangerous Danny Player - Well, it looks good for The Terminator and
Joe Krietemeyer at the moment, both of whom are on 15 points and in the lead.
The Charter - But with four matches left, it's anybody's tournament.
*Various clips of old TWC America
video footage involving King Crasher, The Gladiator, Jayse The Ace and The
Coca Cola Boys to name a few are shown with a voiceover.
Voiceover - SURVIVAMANIA...THE 1993, 1995 AND 1996 GREAT ROYAL RAMPAGE NIGHTS...JUST
SOME OF THE EXCLUSIVE VIDEO CASSETTES AND DVDS AVAILABLE FROM TWC ENTERTAINMENT
NOW...TWC ENTERTAINMENT...BRING WRESTLING HOME!!!*
Dangerous Danny Player - We're gonna take you
back to last week's Stateside where Serial Killa won his shot at Big Baggy
Jelly's Dream Championship.
The Spikertron comes on.
The Gladiator opens the ball and takes out the slip
of paper inside.
The Gladiator opens the piece of paper.
Dangerous Danny Player - Who are you gonna be fighting Jelly?
The Gladiator's face turns to one of interest.
Big Baggy Jelly - Well who is it?
The Gladiator speaks into the microphone again.
The Gladiator - Ladies and gentlemen, the man who will be fighting Big Baggy
Jelly for the Dream Championship will be...
The Gladiator pauses.
The Gladiator - SERIAL KILLA!!!
Big Baggy Jelly looks shocked.
Dangerous Danny Player - The man who walked out of IWF, walks straight into
TWC and wins a title shot!!! Big Baggy Jelly vs Serial Killa, next week here
at Stateside for the Dream Championship.
Serial Killa is shown looking pleased on the Spikertron. Familiar faces such
as Brilliant Brian Brisbane and Simon G are seen congratulating Serial Killa.
The fans boo at Serial Killa.
Serial Killa looks into the camera.
Serial Killa - Ha ha ha!!! Big Baggy Jelly. Prepare to go down to tha killa
in disguise with the blood shot eyez!!! Ha ha ha!!!
The fans boo as Big Baggy Jelly stares long and hard back at the Spikertron.
The Spikertron goes off.
Dangerous Danny Player - That was last week,
now let's see what happens this week as Serial Killa gets his shot right
now!!!
TWC DREAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Big Baggy Jelly (c) vs. Serial Killa
Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match for the TWC Dream title.
On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 168 pounds, from Takeley,
ENGLAND he holds the TWC Dream title belt, Big Baggy Jelly!!!
[Big Baggy Jelly comes to the ring. ]
Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Camp
Crystal Lake, Serial Killa!!! (crowd boos *****)
[Serial Killa walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
Big Baggy Jelly executes a pumphandle suplex on Serial Killa.
Serial Killa drops Big Baggy Jelly with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
(the bell rings)
Big Baggy Jelly uses a snap mare takeover on Serial Killa.
Big Baggy Jelly punches Serial Killa repeatedly.
Serial Killa pokes Big Baggy Jelly in the eyes.
Serial Killa hits Big Baggy Jelly with an earringer. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Serial Killa executes a earringer.
[Big Baggy Jelly does a cartwheel and kicks Serial Killa in the face.
Big Baggy Jelly clotheslines Serial Killa.
Big Baggy Jelly hits Serial Killa with the back of his elbow.
Serial Killa uses a lariat on Big Baggy Jelly.
Big Baggy Jelly moves back to his feet.
Big Baggy Jelly mule kicks Serial Killa.
Serial Killa is up again.
Serial Killa executes the German suplex on Big Baggy Jelly.
Big Baggy Jelly gets back to his feet.
Serial Killa executes the sleeperhold on Big Baggy Jelly.
Referee Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!)
... Big Baggy Jelly trys to escape.
Big Baggy Jelly escapes. ]
The Charter - Serial Killa almost won the match!
[Serial Killa sends Big Baggy Jelly to ringside.
Fonz Bonz starts the count (.1) ]
Dangerous Danny Player - The TWC is the only place for entertainment
like this!
[(..2)
Serial Killa hits Big Baggy Jelly with a heart punch.
Big Baggy Jelly is up again.
(...3)
Big Baggy Jelly applies the clawhold on Serial Killa.
(....4)
Big Baggy Jelly executes a headlock takedown.
Serial Killa gets back to his feet.
(.....5)
Serial Killa and Big Baggy Jelly move back into the ring.
Serial Killa legsweeps Big Baggy Jelly.
Big Baggy Jelly moves back to his feet.
Big Baggy Jelly chops Serial Killa.
Serial Killa bites Big Baggy Jelly's arm out of desparation. ]
The Charter - Big Baggy Jelly takes a arm bite.
[Big Baggy Jelly slaps Serial Killa.
Serial Killa gouges Big Baggy Jelly's eyes out.
Big Baggy Jelly rakes the face of Serial Killa in attempt to make a come
back.
Big Baggy Jelly kicks Serial Killa in the groin.
Big Baggy Jelly trys for a takeover suplex but is not strong enough to lift
Serial Killa.
Big Baggy Jelly sends Serial Killa to ringside.
Fonz Bonz starts the count (.1) ]
The Charter - This is quality sports entertainment!
[Big Baggy Jelly is t-bone suplexed by Serial Killa.
They head back into the ring.
Serial Killa hits Big Baggy Jelly with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Big Baggy Jelly bounces Serial Killa off the ropes and faceslams him onto
the mat.
Now Big Baggy Jelly standing.
Serial Killa is up again.
Serial Killa pokes Big Baggy Jelly in the eye with his thumb.
Big Baggy Jelly hits him with a back fist.
Big Baggy Jelly neck snaps Serial Killa. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Big Baggy Jelly executes a neck snap.
[Big Baggy Jelly pokes Serial Killa in the eyes.
Big Baggy Jelly punches Serial Killa in the head. ]
The Charter - Big Baggy Jelly with a punch.
[Big Baggy Jelly hits a spinning leg lariat on Serial Killa sending him to
the mat.
Serial Killa is up again.
Big Baggy Jelly takes Serial Killa off his feet with a short-arm clothesline
They lockup.
Big Baggy Jelly sends Serial Killa to the corner of the ring.
Big Baggy Jelly trys for a dragon suplex but is not strong enough to lift
Serial Killa.
Big Baggy Jelly locks Serial Killa in the kneebar.
Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... Serial Killa trys to escape.
... Serial Killa is fighting the hold.
... ... Serial Killa is fighting the hold.
Serial Killa escapes.
Serial Killa gets sidewalk slammed by Big Baggy Jelly. ]
The Charter - If Big Baggy Jelly keeps using moves like that sidewalk
slam he could win the match!
Dangerous Danny Player - I wish every match could be like this!
[Serial Killa is back on his feet.
Serial Killa superkicks Big Baggy Jelly.
Serial Killa covers Big Baggy Jelly.
The ref starts the count.
...1
...2
Big Baggy Jelly escapes. ]
The Charter - Serial Killa should have known better than to try for a
pin at this point in the match.
[Big Baggy Jelly is up again.
Serial Killa jabs Big Baggy Jelly.
Big Baggy Jelly trys for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Serial Killa.
Big Baggy Jelly executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Serial Killa.
Big Baggy Jelly punches Serial Killa repeatedly.
Big Baggy Jelly hits a jumping elbow hrust on Serial Killa.
Serial Killa gets hit with the shooting star press from Big Baggy Jelly.
Fonz Bonz counts the pin.
...1
Serial Killa escapes. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Big Baggy Jelly should have known better
than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.
[Serial Killa climbs to his feet.
Big Baggy Jelly double underhook faceslams Serial Killa hard to the mat.
Big Baggy Jelly clotheslines Serial Killa. ]
The Charter - Serial Killa takes a weak move.
[Serial Killa with a huge super fisherman buster, driving Big Baggy Jelly
into the mat.
Serial Killa sucks chants start in the crowd. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Nice super fisherman buster by Serial Killa.
[Serial Killa moves back to his feet.
Serial Killa sends Big Baggy Jelly to ringside. ]
The Charter - My God! Big Baggy Jelly could be killed! They've moved
to ringside, there's weapons there!!
[Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
Serial Killa cuts Big Baggy Jelly with a blade.
Big Baggy Jelly is bleeding as a result. ]
The Charter - Are you enjoying this match?
Dangerous Danny Player - Oh yeah!
The Charter - ringside is covered with blood from these fighters.
[(..2)
Serial Killa hits Big Baggy Jelly with an elbowdrop.
(...3)
Big Baggy Jelly delivers a short-arm clothesline to Serial Killa.
(....4)
Big Baggy Jelly punches Serial Killa repeatedly.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Big Baggy Jelly does a cartwheel and kicks Serial Killa in the face.
Serial Killa gets hit with the shooting star press from Big Baggy Jelly.
Fonz Bonz counts the pin.
...1
...2
Serial Killa kicks out. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Now Serial Killa standing.
Big Baggy Jelly neck snaps Serial Killa.
Serial Killa hits him with a back fist.
Big Baggy Jelly punches Serial Killa in the head.
Running neckbreaker drop executed by Serial Killa takes Big Baggy Jelly down
hard. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Are you enjoying this match?
The Charter - Oh yeah!
[Big Baggy Jelly gets thrown into the turnbuckle.
Serial Killa comes over and smashes Big Baggy Jelly's head into it.
Big Baggy Jelly get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Serial Killa.
Big Baggy Jelly punches Serial Killa repeatedly.
Big Baggy Jelly uses a snap mare takeover on Serial Killa.
Big Baggy Jelly puts Serial Killa in the double reverse chinlock.
Referee Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... ... Big Baggy Jelly tightens the hold.
... (AHHHH!)
... ... ... ... Serial Killa trys to escape.
... Big Baggy Jelly tightens the hold.
... ... (AHHHH!) Serial Killa taps out. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Big Baggy Jelly has won the match!
Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, and still TWC Dream champion,
Big Baggy Jelly!!!
The Charter - What a classic!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - But with the nature of the belt, how long
will Serial Killa have to wait for another shot at it.
The Charter - He could get the next shot at it, or he could be waiting
months.
*Sam Hall: Get ready lads... Sammy's back
Serial Killa: tha killa in disguise with the blood shot eyez!
Crazzzy Gerard: you will be left in the ring PARALYZED!!!
The Maniac Cop: I wanna win. Coz that's the best thing.
The Terminator - Well, he will be slaughtered.
Joe Krietemeyer: The clock is ticking...get ready for our epic Joe-Down!
TWC America - NO CRAP TAKEN, ESPECIALLY STATESIDE!!!*
Starcade I Tournament for the new title - Round
Two
Sam Hall vs. The Terminator
Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring
at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Chingford, London, ENGLAND,
Sam Hall!!!
[Sam Hall comes to the ring. ]
Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Parts
Unknown a member of 1530, The Terminator!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[The Terminator walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
Sam Hall places The Terminator on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout
suplerplex.
The Terminator drops Sam Hall with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
(the bell rings)
Sam Hall knifehand chops The Terminator. ]
The Charter - Sam Hall executes a knifehand chop.
[Sam Hall shoulder tackles The Terminator.
Sam Hall moves back to his feet.
Sam Hall stomps The Terminator.
The Terminator climbs to his feet.
The Terminator goes for a body slam but Sam Hall dodges the attack.
The Terminator gets hit with a running powerslam by Sam Hall ]
Dangerous Danny Player - If Sam Hall keeps using moves like that running
powerslam he could win the match!
[Sam Hall gets up.
The Terminator is up again.
Sam Hall drags The Terminator to the floor.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
(..2)
Sam Hall executes a jawbreakeron The Terminator. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - jawbreaker!
The Charter - One minute 18 seconds gone.
[Sam Hall gets back to his feet.
(...3)
Sam Hall stomps The Terminator's head.
(....4)
Sam Hall stomps The Terminator's head. ]
The Charter - stomp!
[Sam Hall lifts The Terminator and delivers a back breaker. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Sam Hall with a back breaker.
[(.....5) ]
The Charter - The TWC is the only place for entertainment like this!
[(......6)
Sam Hall takes The Terminator into the ring.
Sam Hall stomps The Terminator's head.
The Terminator gets hit with the shooting star press from Sam Hall.
Fonz Bonz counts.
...1
...2
The Terminator kicks out. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Sam Hall should have known better than to
try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.
[The Terminator gets up.
Sam Hall gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]
The Charter - The Terminator with a elbowsmash.
Dangerous Danny Player - Almost a quarter of the time gone.
[Sam Hall bounces The Terminator off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Now The Terminator standing.
The Terminator executes a huge gutbuster on Sam Hall.
Sam Hall gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by The Terminator.
]
Dangerous Danny Player - fireman's carry!
[Sam Hall gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The Terminator.
Sam Hall gets up.
The Terminator nails the bridging back suplex on Sam Hall.
The Terminator gets back to his feet. ]
The Charter - The TWC is the only place for entertainment like this!
[The Terminator fist drops Sam Hall on the mat. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - fist drop!
[The Terminator is back on his feet.
Sam Hall executes a huge gutbuster on The Terminator.
The Terminator throws Sam Hall off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder
block. ]
The Charter - diving shoulder block!
Dangerous Danny Player - 3 minutes and 36 seconds gone.
[The Terminator puts Sam Hall in an arm grapevine submission.
Sam Hall stands up.
The Terminator with a headbutt on Sam Hall.
Sam Hall is hit with a backward kick.
Sam Hall moves back to his feet.
Sam Hall throws The Terminator off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes
back up and delivers a clothesline.
Kneelock submission applied by Sam Hall.
Fonz Bonz asks The Terminator if he quits.
... ... ... ... Sam Hall tightens the hold.
The Terminator escapes.
Sam Hall drags The Terminator to the floor. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Sam Hall can't get a pin at ringside.
[Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1) ]
The Charter - The floor is covered with blood from that injury.
Dangerous Danny Player - The clock now showing we're almost halfway.
[Sam Hall kicks The Terminator on the floor.
Sam Hall kicks The Terminator on the floor.
The Terminator takes Sam Hall into the ring.
The Terminator suplexes Sam Hall.
The Terminator chokes Sam Hall with his boot.
The Terminator locks him in the arm hammerlock submission.
Fonz Bonz asks Sam Hall if he quits.
... Sam Hall trys to escape.
... ... Sam Hall trys to escape.
... Sam Hall trys to escape.
... (AHHHH!)
... Sam Hall trys to escape.
... Sam Hall trys to escape.
... ... ... The Terminator tightens the hold.
Sam Hall taps out. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - The Terminator has won the match!
Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, The Terminator!!!
*ALL TWC AMERICA SUPERSTARS ARE HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES...DO
NOT IMMITATE OR COPY THEIR PERFORMANCES OR ACTIONS...THIS PROGRAMME IS SOLELY
INTENDED FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE*
Starcade I Tournament for the new title - Round
Two
Crazzzy Gerard vs. Joe Krietemeyer
Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring
at this time, weighing in at 220 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Crazzzy
Gerard!!! (crowd boos *****)
[Crazzzy Gerard comes to the ring. ]
Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Evansville,
IN, Joe Krietemeyer!!! (crowd boos ******)
[Joe Krietemeyer walks to the ring.
The Charter - We are about to witness the two members of the Alliance
of Excellence go head to head here.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
Crazzzy Gerard walks around the ring.
Crazzzy Gerard calls for a microphone.
Crazzzy Gerard - Now then everybody. Myself and Joe here, have discussed
this match here. We have discussed this match and this tournament.
Joe Krietemeyer nods his head in agreement.
Crazzzy Gerard - It's a farce. The Maniac Cop cost me the points
in my match against The Terminator earlier. Joe here gets dealt a chair
to the head from Sam Hall. What's going on? We came to fight in a number
one contenders match for the tag team championship at Maxx last Wednesday
and we couldn't fight because King Crasher screwed up the booking of the
arena.
Joe Krietemeyer takes the mic.
Joe Krietemeyer - And I'm sure that King Crasher, The Gladiator, and
everyone in this arena wants to see myself and Crazzzy Gerard go at it tonight.
Well, I've got news for ya. You're not getting to see it.
The crowd boos.
"Psychopath" by Sultans Of Ping blasts out of the arena sound system.
King Crasher walks out from underneath the Spikertron with a microphone.
The crowd boo King Crasher.
King Crasher - Yeah, you're right. For Americans, you managed to
figure that out quite well. Out of all the Starcade matches tonight, this
was the one I wanted to see. I wanted to watch Joe K and Crazzzy Gerard
go toe to toe, but now you're telling me you're not? Even though I've signed
you into a match against the Coca Cola Boys for the tag team championships
at Maxx on Wednesday?
Crazzzy Gerard - That's right. We declare this match a no contest
where we get five points each.
King Crasher - You'll do no such thing. I'll see to it that you get
your tag team title shot taken away from you should you choose not to fight
each other.
Joe Krietemeyer - Hey listen here you stupid English piece of shit.
We should have that title shot cause we would have beaten 1530 on Wednesday
had it not been for the fact that you screwed up booking the arena.
King Crasher - That's neither here nor there. It's simple...you fight
now and it's you two against The Coca Cola Boys at Maxx...you don't fight
and you don't get a shot. Now ring the bell.
The bell rings.
Joe Krietemeyer and Crazzzy Gerard look at each other.
Crazzzy Gerard runs at Joe Krietemeyer and hits him with a clothesline.
Gerard and Krietemeyer both fly over the top rope and out of the ring.
King Crasher stands at the top of the ramp chuckling.
Dangerous Danny Player - They're doing it!!! They're fighting each
other!!!
Fonz Bonz begins the count.
(1)
Joe Krietemeyer moves over to Crazzzy Gerard.
(2)
Krietemyer puts a half crab of Gerard on the ringside mat.
(3)
Crazzzy Gerard cries out in pain.
(4)
The Charter - Krietemeyer isn't even putting pressure on this hold.
(5)
Gerard continues his fake screams.
(6)
Dangerous Danny Player - Do me a favour. Gerard isn't in any pain.
(7)
King Crasher's expression turns to a frown as he realises what is happening.
(8)
The Charter - They're about to get counted out.
(9)
King Crasher runs down to the ring.
(10)
Fonz Bonz calls for the bell.
Steve Bayley - Both wrestlers have been counted out of the ring.
The result of this contest...a draw!!!
Joe Krietemeyer lets Gerard go.
Crazzzy Gerard gets to his feet.
The two members of the Alliance of Excellence look up at King Crasher and
laugh.
Crasher grabs a mic.
Gerard does the same.
Just as Crasher is about to speak, Gerard cuts in front of him.
Crazzzy Gerard - Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! Before you say a single word, me
and Joe fought each other, me and Joe were counted out. It's an official
contest with an official result. You cannot take away our title shot.
King Crasher throws a tantrum in the ring.
The crowd laughs.
King Crasher - OK then. You have your bloody title shot. But now
it's a triple threat match. The tag team of 1530 who you should have fought
at Maxx can have their shot as well. So now it's you two bastards versus
1530 vs The Coca Cola Boys for the TWC tag team championships this week at
Maxx.
King Crasher drops the mic and leaves the ring.
King Crasher looks over at the Alliance of Excellence seemingly very cross.
Krietemeyer and Gerard return the stern looks.
THE TERMINATOR
|
35 points
|
JOE KRIETEMEYER
|
20 points
|
CRAZZZY GERARD
|
5 points
|
SAM HALL
|
0 points
|
The Charter - This means that we know our new champion will either
be Joe Krietemeyer or the Terminator. And they're squaring off against one
another later!!!
*Pyro- You have no idea what you've
signed yourself up for, Crasher! Your tricks may work on other people, but
I'm the best in the business, and there's not a damn thing you can do to
bring me down!
Crasher- We'll just see about that, Pyro! We'll just see!
ICW presents: MIND GAMES - Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 26th May 2002.*
Raven vs. X-Fer
Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring
at this time, weighing in at 280 pounds, from Moorestown, NJ, X-Fer!!!
[X-Fer comes to the ring. ]
Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 285 pounds, from Detroit,
Raven!!!
[Raven walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
X-Fer executes a pumphandle suplex on Raven.
X-Fer gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Raven.
(ding, ding, ding)
The Charter - An exciting match between two TWC America newcomers here.
X-Fer executes a swinging bulldog on Raven driving Raven's face into the
mat.
X-Fer stands up.
Raven rakes the face of X-Fer in attempt to make a come back. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - face rake!
[X-Fer gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
X-Fer is up again.
X-Fer hits Raven with a heart punch.
Raven climbs to his feet.
X-Fer gets thrown into the turnbuckle.
Raven comes over and smashes X-Fer's head into it.
X-Fer with an Aztecan suplex on Raven sends him to the mat.
X-Fer is back on his feet.
X-Fer executes a corkscrew legdrop on Raven.
Raven moves back to his feet.
Raven uses a swinging DDT to plant X-Fer's head into the mat. ]
The Charter - That swinging DDT was very good.
[Indian deathlock applied by Raven.
Fonz Bonz asks X-Fer if he quits.
... ... Raven tightens the hold.
... X-Fer is fighting the hold.
X-Fer escapes.
Raven drags X-Fer to the floor.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
Raven chokes X-Fer with a microphone cable.
(..2)
Raven knees X-Fer and rolls back to his feet.
X-Fer gets back to his feet.
(...3)
X-Fer chops Raven.
(....4)
Raven nails X-Fer with a belly-to-back suplex.
Raven gets back to his feet.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
X-Fer hits Raven with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
Raven is up again.
Raven executes a ropeflip hiptoss on X-Fer.
Raven goes for a pin.
Fonz Bonz counts the pin.
...1
X-Fer kicks out. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - You just can't win this early in a match.
Especially with an opponent like X-Fer.
[X-Fer gets up.
X-Fer gets hit with a dragon screw from Raven.
Raven gets up.
X-Fer climbs to his feet.
X-Fer goes for a belly-to-belly suplex but Raven dodges the attack.
X-Fer delivers a spinning backbreak to Raven.
Raven gets up.
Raven executes the jumping sidekick on X-Fer.
X-Fer is up again.
Raven gets hit with a back heel kick. ]
The Charter - back heel kick!
[Raven stands up.
Raven gives X-Fer a reverse neckbreaker.
Raven gets up.
X-Fer stands up.
Raven gets tiger suplexed by X-Fer.
Raven executes a swinging bulldog on X-Fer driving X-Fer's face into the
mat.
Raven is back on his feet.
Raven measures X-Fer up and drops a closed fist.
X-Fer gets back to his feet. Raven knifehand chops X-Fer.
Raven chops X-Fer.
X-Fer hits Raven with the double arm DDT into the mat. ]
The Charter - If X-Fer keeps using moves like that double arm DDT
he could win the match!
[X-Fer climbs to his feet.
Raven gets back to his feet.
X-Fer slaps Raven in the face.
X-Fer is up again.
Raven hits a spinning leg lariat on X-Fer sending him to the mat.
Raven covers X-Fer hooking the leg.
Fonz Bonz counts the pin.
...1
X-Fer escapes. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Not even close!
[X-Fer gets back to his feet.
X-Fer hits him with a back fist.
Raven short lariats X-Fer.
X-Fer slaps Raven. ]
The Charter - X-Fer executes a slap.
[X-Fer kicks Raven in the head.
Raven takes X-Fer down with a knee.
Raven applies an arm wrench to X-Fer.
X-Fer is back on his feet.
Raven picks X-Fer up and executes a stomachbreaker. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - If Raven keeps using moves like that stomachbreaker
he could win the match!
[Raven locks X-Fer in the kneebar.
Fonz Bonz asks X-Fer if he quits.
... ... ... Raven breaks the hold.
Raven sends X-Fer to ringside. ]
The Charter - Raven can't get a pin at ringside.
[Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1) ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Raven is doing quite well at this point in
the match.
[(..2) Raven hits X-Fer with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Raven is up again.
X-Fer gets back to his feet.
(...3)
X-Fer rakes the face of Raven in attempt to make a come back.
(....4)
X-Fer tackles Raven. ]
The Charter - X-Fer with a football tackle.
[(.....5)
Raven and X-Fer move back into the ring.
Raven hits X-Fer with the back of his elbow.
X-Fer knifehand chops Raven.
Raven uses a closed fist on X-Fer.
Raven is hit with a backward kick.
Raven executes a headlock takedown. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Raven executes a headlock takedown.
[Raven hits a spinning leg lariat on X-Fer sending him to the mat.
Raven hits X-Fer with an elbowdrop.
Raven knees X-Fer and rolls back to his feet.
Raven covers X-Fer.
Referee Fonz Bonz makes the count.
...1
...2
X-Fer escapes. ]
The Charter - Raven should have known he wouldn't win the match with
that.
[X-Fer is back on his feet.
X-Fer gets hit with a dragon scerw from Raven.
Now Raven standing.
X-Fer is up again.
Raven hits X-Fer with an inverted atomic drop.
Raven drags X-Fer to the floor.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
(..2)
Raven fist drops X-Fer on the floor.
Raven climbs to his feet. X-Fer gets back to his feet.
(...3)
Raven connects with a flying knee.
X-Fer goes down.
X-Fer climbs to his feet.
(....4)
Raven executes a swinging bulldog on X-Fer driving X-Fer's face into the
floor.
(.....5)
Raven takes X-Fer into the ring.
Raven applies an arm wrench to X-Fer. ]
The Charter - Raven executes a arm wrench.
[X-Fer nails the bridging back suplex on Raven.
X-Fer stands up.
Raven gets hit with the shooting star press from X-Fer.
Fonz Bonz counts the pin.
...1
...2
Raven escapes. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - We almost had a winner.
[X-Fer executes the sleeperhold on Raven.
Fonz Bonz asks Raven if he quits.
... Raven is fighting the hold.
... ... ... Raven escapes. ]
The Charter - We almost had a winner.
[X-Fer executes a jawbreaker on Raven.
X-Fer moves back to his feet.
X-Fer rolls onto Raven connecting with a knee.
Raven gets hit with a diving elbow smash from X-Fer.
X-Fer fist drops Raven on the mat.
X-Fer gets back to his feet.
X-Fer rolls onto Raven connecting with a knee.
X-Fer fist drops Raven on the mat.
X-Fer climbs to his feet.
Raven is up again.
Raven leg lariats X-Fer, sending him to the mat.
Raven knees X-Fer and rolls back to his feet.
X-Fer gets up.
X-Fer legsweeps Raven.
Now Raven standing.
Raven executes a headlock takedown.
X-Fer gets back to his feet.
X-Fer hits Raven with the back of his elbow.
X-Fer nails Raven with a belly-to-back suplex.
X-Fer gets up.
Raven is back on his feet.
Raven nails X-Fer with a belly-to-back suplex.
Raven hits X-Fer with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
The Charter - Raven with a elbowdrop.
[Raven moves back to his feet.
X-Fer gets back to his feet.
Raven short lariats X-Fer.
Raven fist drops X-Fer on the mat.
X-Fer climbs to his feet.
X-Fer executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Raven.
Raven is back on his feet.
X-Fer executes the sleeperhold on Raven.
Referee Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... ... (AHHHH!)
Raven escapes. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - OHHHHHHH So close!!!
[Raven picks up X-Fer and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Raven is up again.
X-Fer climbs to his feet.
X-Fer rakes his fingers across Raven's back.
Raven executes a split legged moonsault on to X-Fer.
Raven gets back to his feet.
Raven grabs X-Fer and applies an arm wrench.
X-Fer piledrives Raven.
X-Fer with a falling splash on Raven.
X-Fer climbs to his feet.
Raven gets up.
X-Fer executes the sleeperhold on Raven.
Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... X-Fer tightens the hold.
... Raven is fighting the hold.
... ... Raven is fighting the hold
... X-Fer tightens the hold.
... ... (AHHHH!)
... ... (AHHHH!)
Raven taps out.
The Charter - We've got ourselves a winner!
Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, X-Fer!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - What a tremendous showing from these two,
especially X-Fer.
*The advertisement shows a pane
of glass with the outline of the United States of America etched into it.
Moments later The Gladiator is seen walking towards it with his sledgehammer
whistling. He briefly glances into the camera before swinging his sledgehammer
directly into the middle of the pane of glass. The glass shatters and smashes
in dramatic style!!!
THE TWC...NOW HAVING A "SMASHING TIME" IN AMERICA!!!*
Starcade I Tournament for the new title - Round
Three
Crazzzy Gerard vs. Sam Hall
Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring
at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Chingford, London, ENGLAND,
Sam Hall!!!
[Sam Hall comes to the ring. ]
Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds, from Chicago,
Illinois, Crazzzy Gerard!!! (crowd boos ****)
[Crazzzy Gerard walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
Sam Hall executes a pumphandle suplex on Crazzzy Gerard.
Fonz Bonz checks Crazzzy Gerard's boots and knee pads.
(ring, ring, ring)
Crazzzy Gerard get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Sam Hall. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Crazzzy Gerard takes a double axhandle chop.
[Sam Hall kicks Crazzzy Gerard on the mat.
Crazzzy Gerard is back on his feet.
Crazzzy Gerard bounces Sam Hall off the ropes and faceslams him onto the
mat.
Now Crazzzy Gerard is standing.
Crazzzy Gerard applies an arm wrench to Sam Hall.
Crazzzy Gerard grabs Sam Hall and applies an arm wrench.
Sam Hall gets back to his feet.
Sam Hall leg lariats Crazzzy Gerard, sending him to the mat. ]
The Charter - Crazzzy Gerard takes a leg lariat.
[Crazzzy Gerard gets hit with the shooting star press from Sam Hall.
Fonz Bonz counts.
...1
...2
Crazzzy Gerard escapes. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - We almost had a winner.
[Crazzzy Gerard climbs to his feet.
Sam Hall drags Crazzzy Gerard to the floor.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
Crazzzy Gerard executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Sam Hall.
(..2)
(...3)
Crazzzy Gerard applies an arm wrench to Sam Hall.
Sam Hall stands up.
(....4)
Sam Hall pulls Crazzzy Gerard's hair.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Crazzzy Gerard pins Sam Hall against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm.
Sam Hall tackles Crazzzy Gerard and pummels his head.
Crazzzy Gerard gets hit with the shooting star press from Sam Hall.
The ref starts the count.
...1
...2
Crazzzy Gerard escapes. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Sam Hall should have known he wouldn't win
the match with that.
The Charter - Two minutes thirty gone!!!
[Crazzzy Gerard stands up.
Crazzzy Gerard puts Sam Hall on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Crazzzy Gerard moves back to his feet.
Sam Hall stands up.
Crazzzy Gerard picks Sam Hall up and executes a stomachbreaker.
Crazzzy Gerard sucks chants start in the crowd. ]
The Charter - What an outstanding match!
[Crazzzy Gerard tackles Sam Hall to the mat.
Crazzzy Gerard stands up.
Sam Hall gets back to his feet.
Sam Hall does a cartwheel and kicks Crazzzy Gerard in the face.
Sam Hall stomps Crazzzy Gerard. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Sam Hall with a stomp.
[Crazzzy Gerard short lariats Sam Hall.
Sam Hall is up again.
Crazzzy Gerard picks up Sam Hall and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Crazzzy Gerard moves back to his feet.
Crazzzy Gerard executes a snap mare on Sam Hall and locks him into the sleeper.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Crazzzy Gerard tightens the hold.
... (AHHHH!)
Crazzzy Gerard breaks the hold.
Sam Hall moves back to his feet.
Sam Hall does a cartwheel and kicks Crazzzy Gerard in the face.
Sam Hall stomps Crazzzy Gerard.
Crazzzy Gerard is back on his feet.
Sam Hall gets hit with a fisherman suplex by Crazzzy Gerard.
Now Crazzzy Gerard standing.
Crazzzy Gerard hits the handspring moonsault on Sam Hall.
Crazzzy Gerard gets back to his feet.
Crazzzy Gerard applies an arm wrench to Sam Hall.
Crazzzy Gerard sucks chants start in the crowd.
Crazzzy Gerard applies an arm wrench to Sam Hall.
Crazzzy Gerard puts Sam Hall in the cobra clutch.
The referee is checking the situation.
... (AHHHH!)
... Crazzzy Gerard tightens the hold.
... Sam Hall is fighting the hold.
... Sam Hall trys to escape.
... ... Crazzzy Gerard tightens the hold.
... Sam Hall trys to escape.
... Crazzzy Gerard tightens the hold.
Sam Hall escapes.
From the back, Joe Krietemeyer runs down with a steel chair.
The Charter - Not another steel chair.
Crazzzy Gerard distracts the referee.
Joe Krietemeyer calls Sam Hall out of the ring.
Dangerous Danny Player - Remember how Hall lost it in his match earlier
against Krietemeyer?
The Charter - That's right.
Sam Hall climbs out of the ring.
Krietemeyer just runs straight over and clouts Hall with the chair.
Hall falls to the floor unconcious.
Joe Krietemeyer returns back up the ramp.
Gerard allows the referee to go.
Fonz Bonz notices Sam Hall lying on the outside and begins counting him out
of the ring.
Crazzzy Gerard simply lounges smugly in the turnbuckle.
Dangerous Danny Player - Sam Hall would have just over two minutes to
the time limit should he get back in the ring.
The Charter - There's absolutely no way Sam Hall is gonna beat the
count here.
Dangerous Danny Player - Looks like some sweet revenge for Joe Krietemeyer
here.
Sure enough Fonz Bonz reaches the count of ten and calls for the bell.
The Charter - We've got ourselves a winner!
Steve Bayley - The winner of this match by a count out, Crazzzy Gerard!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - That earns Gerard ten points. But it's all
immaterial now. The two men that can win this tournament are fighting next
in a Starcade showdown!!!
THE TERMINATOR
|
35 points
|
JOE KRIETEMEYER
|
20 points
|
CRAZZZY GERARD
|
15 points
|
SAM HALL
|
0 points
|
*Sam Hall: Get ready lads... Sammy's
back
Serial Killa: tha killa in disguise with the blood shot eyez!
Crazzzy Gerard: you will be left in the ring PARALYZED!!!
The Maniac Cop: I wanna win. Coz that's the best thing.
The Terminator - Well, he will be slaughtered.
Joe Krietemeyer: The clock is ticking...get ready for our epic Joe-Down!
TWC America - NO CRAP TAKEN, ESPECIALLY STATESIDE!!!*
Starcade I Tournament for the new title - Round
Three
Joe Krietemeyer vs. The Terminator
Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring
at this time, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Parts Unknown a member of 1530,
The Terminator!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[The Terminator comes to the ring. ]
Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Evansville,
IN, Joe Krietemeyer!!! (crowd boos **)
[Joe Krietemeyer walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
Joe Krietemeyer gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from The Terminator.
The Terminator gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Joe Krietemeyer.
(ding, ding, ding)
The Charter - The situation is this. Should Joe Krietemeyer get a
pinfall victory here he'll win the new championship. Any other result wouldn't
do it for Joe.
The Terminator executes a jawbreakeron Joe Krietemeyer.
Now The Terminator standing.
Joe Krietemeyer hits a spinning leg lariat on The Terminator sending him
to the mat.
The Terminator moves back to his feet.
The Terminator gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Joe Krietemeyer.
The Terminator runs and tackles Joe Krietemeyer.
The Terminator punches him in the head.
The Terminator covers Joe Krietemeyer hooking the leg.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Joe Krietemeyer kicks out. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Not even close!
[The Terminator bites Joe Krietemeyer's arm out of desparation.
Joe Krietemeyer nails The Terminator with a belly-to-back suplex.
The Terminator stands up.
The Terminator executes the German suplex on Joe Krietemeyer.
The Terminator gets back to his feet.
Joe Krietemeyer gets up. ]
The Charter - Did you see that last move?
Dangerous Danny Player - Yes sir!
[The Terminator rakes the face of Joe Krietemeyer in attempt to make a come
back.
Joe Krietemeyer executes the jumping sidekick on The Terminator.
Joe Krietemeyer fist drops The Terminator on the mat. Joe Krietemeyer stands
up.
The Terminator moves back to his feet.
Joe Krietemeyer gets elbowed to his midsection by Joe Krietemeyer.
The Terminator grabs Joe Krietemeyer's head and hites him in the face.
The Terminator hits a jumping elbow hrust on Joe Krietemeyer.
Now Joe Krietemeyer standing.
The Terminator gets thrown into the turnbuckle.
Joe Krietemeyer comes over and smashes The Terminator's head into it.
Joe Krietemeyer is t-bone suplexed by The Terminator. ]
The Charter - Good t-bone suplex by The Terminator.
[The Terminator is back on his feet.
The Terminator gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Joe Krietemeyer executes a corkscrew armdrag.
[The Terminator stands up.
The Terminator hits a kneeling headbutt to Joe Krietemeyer's groin.
The Terminator puts Joe Krietemeyer in an arm grapevine submission.
The Terminator measures Joe Krietemeyer up and drops a closed fist.
The Terminator is up again.
Joe Krietemeyer is up again.
Joe Krietemeyer knifehand chops The Terminator. ]
The Charter - knifehand chop!
[Joe Krietemeyer rakes the face of The Terminator in attempt to make a come
back.
The Terminator grabs Joe Krietemeyer's head and DDT's him on the mat.
The Terminator moves back to his feet. ]
The Charter - Did you see that last move?
Dangerous Danny Player - Yes sir!
[The Terminator dives head first into Joe Krietemeyer.
The Terminator chants start. Joe Krietemeyer gets up.
Joe Krietemeyer takes The Terminator down with a knee.
The Terminator gets back to his feet.
Joe Krietemeyer nails The Terminator with a belly-to-back suplex.
Joe Krietemeyer covers The Terminator.
Referee Fonz Bonz makes the count.
...1
The Terminator kicks out. ]
The Charter - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially
with an opponent like The Terminator.
[The Terminator moves back to his feet.
The Terminator nails Joe Krietemeyer with an inverted DDT.
The Terminator is back on his feet.
Joe Krietemeyer gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The Terminator.
Now The Terminator standing.
The Terminator hits a frog splash on Joe Krietemeyer.
The Terminator is back on his feet.
The Terminator puts Joe Krietemeyer in an arm grapevine submission.
Joe Krietemeyer gets up.
Joe Krietemeyer gets locked into the headscissors submission by The Terminator.
Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... Joe Krietemeyer trys to escape.
... The Terminator tightens the hold.
... ... ... (AHHHH!)
... ... (AHHHH!)
... (AHHHH!)
Joe Krietemeyer escapes.
The Charter - The clock showing three minutes and thirty six seconds
to the end.
The Terminator gets to his feet.
Joe Krietemeyer gets to his feet.
Terminator hits Krietemeyer with a vicious clothesline.
Krietemeyer hits the mat once more.
Terminator bounces off the ropes.
Dangerous Danny Player - This could be the vertical splash.
Terminator goes for his vertical splash.
Joe Krietemeyer moves out of the way.
Terminator lands straight on his butt.
The Charter - Right on the base of his spine!!!
Krietemeyer follows up with a kick to the face.
Kreitemeyer covers.
Fonz Bonz counts.
Dangerous Danny Player - For the championship!!!
... 1
... 2
The Terminator kicks out.
The Charter - Close!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - Two and a half minutes left!!!
Joe Krietemeyer picks The Terminator up.
Krietemeyer throws The Terminator out of the ring.
Krietemeyer then follows The Terminator to the outside.
Fonz Bonz starts the count.
(1)
Joe Krietemeyer picks The Terminator up.
(2)
Krietemeyer whips The Terminator towards the steel ring steps.
(3)
The Terminator goes crashing into the steel ring steps.
(4)
Joe Krietemeyer rolls in and out of the ring to break up the count.
Joe Krietemeyer goes over to where Player and Charter are sitting.
Krietemeyer begins to strip the top of the announce table.
Fonz Bonz climbs out of the ring to try and stop Krietemeyer.
Dangerous Danny Player - My God, what's he planning to do here?
Krietemeyer picks up the battered Terminator.
Krietemeyer leads his over to the announce table.
Krietemeyer lifts The Terminator off of his feet.
Joe Krietemeyer bodyslams The Terminator through the announce table.
The Charter and Dangerous Danny Player stand back as The Terminator lies
among the debris of the table he went through.
The Charter - Less than a minute to go here. Joe Krietemeyer must
get The Terminator back in the ring if he wants to win this championship.
Joe Krietemeyer picks The Terminator up.
Dangerous Danny Player - The Terminator is out of it.
Krietemeyer throws The Terminator back into the ring.
Both Joe Krietemeyer and Fonz Bonz climb into the ring.
Krietmeyer rolls The Terminator up.
Fonz Bonz counts.
... 1
... 2
The Terminator lifts a shoulder.
Dangerous Danny Player - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! THE TERMINATOR KICKED
OUT!!!
Joe Krietemeyer looks at Fonz Bonz in disbelief.
The Charter - There's just twelve seconds on the clock. Joe Krietemeyer
must act fast.
Joe Krietemeyer lifts The Terminator to his feet.
Krietemeyer lifts The Terminator up like a powerbomb.
Krietemeyer drops The Terminator in a tombstone.
Dangerous Danny Player - That's the Joe-Down!!! That'll do it!!!
As Joe Krietemeyer goes for the cover a buzzer sounds.
The Charter - That's it!!! The time limit has expired.
Dangerous Danny Player - Had Krietemeyer hit the Joe-Down just thirty
seconds earlier who knows what the outcome would have been.
Steve Bayley - Ladies and gentlemen, the time limit has expired.
Therefore the result of this contest...a draw!!!
Joe Krietemeyer holds his head in his hands.
THE TERMINATOR
|
40 points
|
JOE KRIETEMEYER
|
25 points
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CRAZZZY GERARD
|
15 points
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SAM HALL
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0 points
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"Psychopath" by Sultans Of Ping plays once again and King Crasher walks out
from the back.
King Crasher - Awwww...unfortunately Joe, it was too little too late.
Ladies and gentlemen, your Starcade I winner, and the NEW TWC AMERICA "BRITISH"
CHAMPION...THE TERMINATOR!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - Is that it? The Terminator is the "British"
Champion.
The Charter - But what a tournament. I can't wait for Maxx!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - That's all from New Orleans folks.
*a TWC Entertainment production - 2002!!!*
