Dangerous Danny Player - Hello everyone, I'm
Dangerous Danny Player and alongside me is the current TWC Dream Champion,
Big Baggy Jelly.
Big Baggy Jelly - That's right.
Dangerous Danny Player - Tonight ladies and gentlemen for the first
time since we re-opened our doors as TWC America, our half owner Jayse The
Ace is here tonight and he has a special announcement to make!
Big Baggy Jelly - That's great.
Dangerous Danny Player - Not only that but The Terminator's newly
acquired TWC British Championship is on the line in out main event tonight
when he fights the man who oh so nearly won it in the Starcade tournament
last week, Joe Krietemeyer.
Big Baggy Jelly - That's true.
Dangerous Danny Player - But right now it's time for the first fight
of the evening as...
"My Way" by Limp Bizkit plays throughout the arena as King Crasher and The
Gladiator make their way out from the back.
Big Baggy Jelly - Are these two fighting each other?
Dangerous Danny Player - I don't think so Jelly. I don't see them
on my Stateside schedule of proceedings for this evening though.
Gladiator and Crasher enter the ring to the familiar chorus of boos.
Dangerous Danny Player - Even though these two lost the right to call
themselves I.T. in the ICW last week, they still stand tall and still between
them own half of TWC America.
The Gladiator has his sledgehammer and a microphone with him.
King Crasher has a microphone of his own.
King Crasher - That's right Inglewood...
The fans cheer as Crasher mentions their hometown.
King Crasher - Shut up!!!
The crowd quickly turn their cheers to boos.
King Crasher - As I was saying...here we are bringing our very creation,
TWC America, to your town, and here we are standing here making money on
each and every ticket that was brought by each one of your American idiote.
The crowd boo louder.
The Gladiator - You lot should be kissing our arses!!!
King Crasher - We are the best federation owners their are. We are
the best wrestlers ther are...
The Gladiator - Hang on Crasher, you got that right. This is the
reason why I've not defended my Worldwide Championship here in TWC America.
There is simply nobody out the back that is nearly good enough to take a
shot at it.
King Crasher - Hell that's right Gladiator. I've held the Royal Championship
six times in my illustrious career and I'm not about to sign Shabba "The
New York Yankee" into a title defence against anybody until they prove themselves
good enough, and to be brutally honest Gladiator, I think I'm in for a long
wait.
The Gladiator - That's right Crasher, I know it'll be an even longer
wait until we wait for somebody that is as good as us two to step foor in
the TWC, let alone good enough for a shot at Shabba's title. So it may be
months until I defend this title, because as the part owner of TWC America,
I get to pick and choose when I defend my title, so it could be this week,
it could be next week, it could even be next year!!!
King Crasher - And another thing...
The pair are interrupted by "The Heavens" by Reese.
The TWC America faithful know exactly what this means.
Big Baggy Jelly - What's this? Is someone coming out here?
The fans buzz in expectancy.
King Crasher and The Gladiator stop and look at each other.
From underneath the Spikertron walks a figure dressed in black.
Dangerous Danny Player - THERE HE IS JELLY!!! THERE HE IS!!! THE
GREATEST WRESTLER EVER TO SET FOOT INSIDE A TWC RING!!!
The fans go wild.
King Crasher stands on the ropes shouting and pointing up at the figure.
The Gladiator firmly grips his sledgehammer and mutters to himself.
Big Baggy Jelly - The sound in here is deafening!!!
The figure holds a TWC America microphone up to his lips.
Jayse The Ace - That's right. I'm back!!!
The fans go hysterical with excitement.
Dangerous Danny Player - It's good to see you boss!!!
King Crasher and The Gladiator loook thoroughly pissed off with the interruption.
Jayse The Ace - That's right, I'm the two time former Worldwide Champion,
the 1996 Royal Rampage winner, the original TWC Hall of Famer and most importantly
of all, I own half of this company.
The fans cheer wildly again.
Jayse The Ace - This is the first time that I have made an appearance
here in TWC America since it became a franchise federation of the ICW. I
have been watching the events that have taken place since we re-opened.
I was also sitting backstage listening to the pair of you going on about
who you are and what you are.
King Crasher and The Gladiator look at each other again.
Jayse The Ace - But I'll sum it up from somebody who knows. When
I am asked who King Crasher and The Gladiator are, and when I am asked what
King Crasher and The Gladiator are, I tell them that they are the two singlemost
biggest arseholes walking God's green earth!!!
The fans erupt into the biggest cheer of the night.
Dangerous Danny Player - You tell 'em Jayse!!!
The Gladiator lifts his sledgehammer off the mat.
King Crasher has a little temper tantrum in the ring.
Jayse The Ace - However tonight, I have an announcement and it concerns
both of you, so I thought that now would be a good time to come out and make
this announcement.
Big Baggy Jelly - Did you know about this?
Dangerous Danny Player - He did say he would do this.
Jayse The Ace - My announcement is this. Two weeks from tonight,
back at Madison Square Garden in New York, TWC America will be hosting it's
very first pay per view!!!
The fans cheer again.
Big Baggy Jelly - What?
Dangerous Danny Player - You heard him Jel. You heard him.
Jayse The Ace - So make a date, and don't be late, on 15th June 2002
history will be made as TWC America presents THE WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - The Wheel of Misfortune???
Jayse The Ace - The TWC proudly brings to you, our loyal fans, the
pay per view where matches are signed and it is not until the night they
happen that we know the stipulations for the match as the whell is spun and
the stipulations are decided there and then before the match begins, so it
could be a Ladder match, it could be a Table match, it could be a Hardcore
match, it could be a Cage match...
The Gladiator - Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!!!
The fans boo.
The Gladiator - Who the hell do you think you are???
Jayse The Ace - I'm Jayse The Ace and you're...
The Gladiator - Shut up boy!!! You think you can waltz back in here,
as and when you please, saying you're gonna do this, we're gonna have that,
we gonna do this...I don't think so!!!
The fans continue to boo as Jayse The Ace looks on and King Crasher looks
at Gladiator nodding his head.
The Gladiator - You see not only do I own some of this company myself,
but I'm also the TWC America Worldwide Champion, and you are on my time.
Big Baggy Jelly - Big words.
The Gladiator - So, in regards to your special announcement...
Jayse The Ace interrupts The Gladiator.
Jayse The Ace - Oh yes that's right in regards to my special announcement
I forgot to mention one other thing. The Wheel of Misfortune will be a very
special occasion in as much as the main event will be a Worldwide Championship
defence where you, The Gladiator will defend the TWC Worldwide Championship
against a wrestler of my choosing next Saturday, and it will be the one man
that I deem to be good enough to beat you for that belt. Now hit my music.
"The Heavens" by Reese plays as Jayse The Ace does his trademark sky punching
dance and fans around the arena mimic this dance.
The Gladiator and King Crasher look at each other in shock.
The Gladiator pushes King Crasher.
King Crasher holds his hand out helplessly.
The Gladiator picks up his sledgehammer and leaves the ring.
Dangerous Danny Player - That's ground breaking news Jelly. TWC presents
THE WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE on June 15th at Madison Square Garden where we are
guaranteed that The Gladiator will be defending his belt against the man
that Jayse The Ace thinks had earned a shot at it above all others.
Big Baggy Jelly - Maybe it'll be me!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - Hmmm.
Non title match
Crazzzy Gerard vs. Shabba "The New York Yankee"
Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring
at this time, weighing in at 220 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Crazzzy
Gerard!!!
[Crazzzy Gerard comes to the ring. ]
Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds, from New
York, NY he holds the TWC Royal title belt, Shabba "The New York Yankee"!!!
(crowd boos ********)
[Shabba "The New York Yankee" walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
Crazzzy Gerard walks around the ring.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" executes a pumphandle suplex on Crazzzy Gerard.
(ding, ding, ding)
Crazzzy Gerard hits a koppo kick on Shabba "The New York Yankee". ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Crazzzy Gerard executes a koppo kick.
[Shabba "The New York Yankee" chops Crazzzy Gerard. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Crazzzy Gerard takes a chop.
[Crazzzy Gerard hits Shabba "The New York Yankee" with a headbutt to the
mid-section.
Crazzzy Gerard delivers a short-arm clothesline to Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Crazzzy Gerard grabs Shabba "The New York Yankee" and applies an arm wrench.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" is back on his feet.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Crazzzy
Gerard.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" sucks chants start in the crowd. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - side belly-to-belly suplex!
[Crazzzy Gerard gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Shabba "The New York
Yankee".
Shabba "The New York Yankee" gets up.
Crazzzy Gerard gets hit with the shooting star press from Shabba "The New
York Yankee". Referee Fonz Bonz makes the count.
...1
Crazzzy Gerard escapes. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Shabba "The New York Yankee" rakes his fingers across Crazzzy Gerard's back.
Crazzzy Gerard drives a forearm into Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Crazzzy Gerard executes a swinging bulldog on Shabba "The New York Yankee"
driving Shabba "The New York Yankee"'s face into the mat.
Now Crazzzy Gerard standing.
Crazzzy Gerard hits Shabba "The New York Yankee" with a single arm DDT.
Crazzzy Gerard sucks chants start in the crowd.
Crazzzy Gerard gets up.
Crazzzy Gerard apllies the camel clutch on Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Fonz Bonz asks Shabba "The New York Yankee" if he quits.
... ... ... Crazzzy Gerard breaks the hold. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - I wish every match could be like this!
[Now Shabba "The New York Yankee" standing.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" hits Crazzzy Gerard with the back of his elbow.
Crazzzy Gerard executes the jumping sidekick on Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Now Shabba "The New York Yankee" standing.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" gets hit with a back heel kick.
Now Shabba "The New York Yankee" standing.
Crazzzy Gerard gets tiger suplexed by Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Shabba "The New York Yankee" is up again.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" knees Crazzzy Gerard and rolls back to his feet.
Crazzzy Gerard gets back to his feet.
Crazzzy Gerard picks up Shabba "The New York Yankee" and delivers a tilt-a-whirl
suplex.
Crazzzy Gerard gets up.
Crazzzy Gerard locks Shabba "The New York Yankee" in the grapevine submission.
The referee is checking the situation.
... (AHHHH!)
... Crazzzy Gerard tightens the hold.
... Shabba "The New York Yankee" escapes.
Crazzzy Gerard drags Shabba "The New York Yankee" to the floor. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Crazzzy Gerard can't get a pin at ringside.
[Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
Crazzzy Gerard chokes Shabba "The New York Yankee" with a microphone cable.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" is back on his feet.
(..2)
Shabba "The New York Yankee" nails Crazzzy Gerard with a belly-to-back suplex.
Crazzzy Gerard is back on his feet.
(...3)
Shabba "The New York Yankee" delivers a spinning backbreak to Crazzzy Gerard.
Crazzzy Gerard stands up.
(....4)
Crazzzy Gerard is hit with a backward kick.
Crazzzy Gerard climbs to his feet.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" and Crazzzy Gerard move back to ringside.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" and Crazzzy Gerard move back into the ring.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" legsweeps Crazzzy Gerard.
Crazzzy Gerard gets hit with the shooting star press from Shabba "The New
York Yankee".
The ref starts the count.
...1
Crazzzy Gerard kicks out. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Crazzzy Gerard slaps Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Crazzzy Gerard throws Shabba "The New York Yankee" off the ropes and hits
him with a cross-body block.
Crazzzy Gerard sucks chants start in the crowd.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" piledrives Crazzzy Gerard.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" fist drops Crazzzy Gerard on the mat.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" sucks chants start in the crowd.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" gets back to his feet.
Crazzzy Gerard gets locked into the headscissors submission by Shabba "The
New York Yankee".
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... Shabba "The New York Yankee" tightens the hold.
... Crazzzy Gerard trys to escape.
... Crazzzy Gerard is fighting the hold.
... (AHHHH!)
... (AHHHH!)
... ... ... Crazzzy Gerard is fighting the hold.
Dangerous Danny Player - Crazzzy Gerard just won't tap out.
Shabba lets go of Gerard and look frustrated.
Shabba picks Gerard up and tosses him over the top rope.
Gerard hits the mats outside.
Big Baggy Jelly - He's coming out here!!!
Shabba "The New York Yankee" exits the ring and makes his way over to Crazzzy
Gerard who is lying near the announce tables.
Fonz Bonz starts the count.
(.1)
Shabba picks up an electrical cable.
(..2)
Shabba wraps the cable around Crazzzy Gerard's throat.
Fonz Bonz gets out of the ring.
Dangerous Danny Player - Shabba has lost it!!!
Fonz Bonz tries to get Shabba to break the hold.
Shabba just pushes him away.
Shabba continues to choke Crazzzy Gerard.
Fonz Bonz tries to get Shabba to let him go again.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" pushes Fonz Bonz onto his arse.
Big Baggy Jelly - This is out of control.
Fonz Bonz calls for the bell.
Steve Bayley - The winner of this contest, due to a disqualification...CRAZZZY
GERARD!!!
Shabba continues to choke Gerard as officials come running down from the
back to remove him.
Big Baggy Jelly - Here come The Puma, Miker and Jimmy Jam Moulding!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - This is all because Jayse The Ace has come
back. Before he arrived back Shabba new that his Royal Championship reign
was somewhat safe with Crasher and Gladiator's old school mentality. Now
Jayse The Ace is back, anything could happen to that Royal Championship belt.
*Sam Hall: Get ready lads... Sammy's back
Serial Killa: tha killa in disguise with the blood shot eyez!
Crazzzy Gerard: you will be left in the ring PARALYZED!!!
The Maniac Cop: I wanna win. Coz that's the best thing.
The Terminator - Well, he will be slaughtered.
Joe Krietemeyer: The clock is ticking...get ready for our epic Joe-Down!
TWC America - NO CRAP TAKEN, ESPECIALLY STATESIDE!!!*
Benny G. vs. Brilliant Brian Brisbane
Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring
at this time, weighing in at 182 pounds, from Leyton, London, ENGLAND, Brilliant
Brian Brisbane!!! (crowd boos ************)
[Brilliant Brian Brisbane comes to the ring. ]
Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 133 pounds, from Parts
Unknown, Benny G.!!! (crowd boos )
[Benny G. walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane drops Benny G. with a Gorilla Press Slam on the
mat.
Benny G. walks around the ring.
(the bell rings)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane bounces Benny G. off the ropes and clotheslines
him.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane sucks chants start in the crowd.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane stomps Benny G..
They lockup.
Benny G. sends Brilliant Brian Brisbane to the corner of the ring.
Benny G. slaps Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Nigel G. and Simon G. come running down from the back.
Big Baggy Jelly - Look, here come Benny G.'s brothers.
Dangerous Danny Player - But which one's which? They all look exactly
the same.
Big Baggy Jelly - Benny is the one with the deep voice.
Dangerous Danny Player - Oh...well..thankyou for being so damn helpful!!!
Benny G. trips Brilliant Brian Brisbane over.
Benny G. goes for his finisher...The Hill.
Dangerous Danny Player - Benny G. trying to put that Boston Crab on that
he calls The Hill.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane kicks Benny G. off.
Big Baggy Jelly - The match has only just started and Benny G. thinks
he can win it!!!
Both wrestlers are on their feet.
Benny G. trips Brilliant Brian Brisbane over again.
Benny G. goes for the pin.
Dangerous Danny Player - He's not gonna pin him, he ain't done nothing
to him yet!!!
Simon G. grabs Brisbane left foot which is draping out of the ring.
Nigel G. grabs Brisbane's other foot which is also draping out of the ring.
Fonz Bonz counts oblivious to it all.
... 1
... 2
... 3!!!
The bell rings.
Big Baggy Jelly - Benny G. has won the match!
Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, Benny G.!!!
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets to his feet in a rage.
The three G brothers all run off before they get beaten up.
Dangerous Danny Player - I don't believe that I have ever...ever...ever
seen Benny G. win a match on this scale in his professional career.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane looks up the ramp in disbelief.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" bursts into Jayse The Ace's office.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Did you see what happened??? I got disqualified!!!
I was manhandled by TWC officials!!! This is all your fault!!! I hold you
personally responsible.
Jayse The Ace - Well then maybe you'll hold me personally responsible
for signing you in a TWC Royal Championship defence against the very man
that "BEAT" you tonight in a non title match. That's right Shabba. Next
week at Stateside it'll be you putting your belt on the line against Crazzzy
Gerard. Now get out.
Shabba's eyes fill with rage.
Shabba clears the top of Jayse The Ace's desk with one swift arm movement.
Shabba storms out of the owner's office.
Gib "The 80's Icon" vs. Hott Mike
Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring
at this time, weighing in at 295 pounds, from Oswego, NY, Gib "The 80's Icon"!!!
(crowd cheers *************)
[Gib "The 80's Icon" comes to the ring. ]
Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 170 pounds, from Albany,
NY, Hott Mike!!!
[Hott Mike walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
Gib "The 80's Icon" places Hott Mike on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout
suplerplex.
Hott Mike places Gib "The 80's Icon" on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout
suplerplex.
(ring, ring, ring)
Gib "The 80's Icon" hits a spinning leg lariat on Hott Mike sending him to
the mat.
Hott Mike is back on his feet.
Gib "The 80's Icon" gives Hott Mike a reverse neckbreaker.
Gib "The 80's Icon" climbs to his feet.
Hott Mike is back on his feet.
Hott Mike gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Gib "The 80's
Icon".
Gib "The 80's Icon" executes the jumping sidekick on Hott Mike.
Hott Mike is up again. Gib "The 80's Icon" uses a closed fist on Hott Mike.
Gib "The 80's Icon" short lariats Hott Mike.
Gib "The 80's Icon" hits Hott Mike with an elbowdrop.
Gib "The 80's Icon" gets back to his feet.
Hott Mike climbs to his feet.
Hott Mike trys for a stomachbreaker but is not strong enough to lift Gib
"The 80's Icon".]
Big Baggy Jelly - Hott Mike's momma would be proud!
[Gib "The 80's Icon" gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Gib "The 80's Icon" hits Hott Mike with the back of his elbow. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - back elbow!
[Hott Mike grabs Gib "The 80's Icon"'s head and hites him in the face.
Hott Mike gets hit with a dragon screw from Gib "The 80's Icon".
Gib "The 80's Icon" is up again.
Gib "The 80's Icon" grabs Hott Mike and applies an arm wrench.
Hott Mike moves back to his feet.
Hott Mike trys for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Gib "The 80's Icon".
Hott Mike gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Now Hott Mike standing.
Hott Mike throws Gib "The 80's Icon" off the ropes and hits him with a diving
shoulder block.
Hott Mike fist drops Gib "The 80's Icon" on the mat. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Hott Mike with a fist drop.
[Hott Mike is back on his feet.
Now Gib "The 80's Icon" standing.
Hott Mike goes for a fallaway slam but Gib "The 80's Icon" dodges the attack.
Hott Mike trys for a double underhook suplex but is not strong enough to
lift Gib "The 80's Icon".
Hott Mike trys for a spinebuster bomb but is not strong enough to lift Gib
"The 80's Icon".
Hott Mike and Gib "The 80's Icon" go to the floor
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
Hott Mike chokes Gib "The 80's Icon" with a microphone cable.
(..2)
Hott Mike rakes the face of Gib "The 80's Icon" in attempt to make a come
back.
(...3)
Hott Mike hits a kneeling headbutt to Gib "The 80's Icon"'s groin.
Now Gib "The 80's Icon" standing.
(....4)
Hott Mike gets elbowed to his midsection by Gib "The 80's Icon".
Gib "The 80's Icon" trys for a splash but Hott Mike avoids it.
(.....5)
Hott Mike trys for a German suplex but is not strong enough to lift Gib "The
80's Icon".
(......6) ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Hott Mike can't win the match out there. Is this
a great match or not?
Dangerous Danny Player - Oh yeah!
[Gib "The 80's Icon" goes for a belly-to-belly suplex but Hott Mike dodges
the attack.
Gib "The 80's Icon" and Hott Mike move back into the ring.
Gib "The 80's Icon" goes for a swinging DDT but Hott Mike dodges the attack.
Gib "The 80's Icon" executes a swinging bulldog on Hott Mike driving Hott
Mike's face into the mat.
Gib "The 80's Icon" climbs to his feet.
Hott Mike gets up.
Hott Mike with a high crossbody on Gib "The 80's Icon".
Now Hott Mike standing.
Gib "The 80's Icon" gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Hott Mike.
Hott Mike is back on his feet.
Gib "The 80's Icon" nails Hott Mike with an inverted DDT.
Gib "The 80's Icon" is up again. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - This is how wrestling should be! Are you enjoying
this match?
Dangerous Danny Player - Oh yeah!
[Gib "The 80's Icon" trys for a diving headbutt but Hott Mike avoids it.
Hott Mike gets back to his feet.
Gib "The 80's Icon" nails Hott Mike with a belly-to-back suplex.
Gib "The 80's Icon" gets up.
Gib "The 80's Icon" rolls onto Hott Mike connecting with a knee.
Gib "The 80's Icon" goes for a pin.
Fonz Bonz counts the pin.
...1
...2
Hott Mike escapes. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Hott Mike gets thrown into the turnbuckle.
Gib "The 80's Icon" comes over and smashes Hott Mike's head into it. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - headsmash into turnbuckle!
[Gib "The 80's Icon" is hit with a backward kick.
Gib "The 80's Icon" is up again.
Gib "The 80's Icon" knifehand chops Hott Mike.
Gib "The 80's Icon" leg lariats Hott Mike, sending him to the mat. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Gib "The 80's Icon" executes a leg lariat.
[Gib "The 80's Icon" measures Hott Mike up and drops a closed fist. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Gib "The 80's Icon" executes a fist drop.
[Now Hott Mike standing.
Gib "The 80's Icon" chops Hott Mike.
Gib "The 80's Icon" executes a headlock takedown.
Hott Mike gets up.
Gib "The 80's Icon" get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Hott Mike.
Gib "The 80's Icon" connects with a flying knee.
Hott Mike goes down. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Hott Mike takes a knee.
[Hott Mike moves back to his feet.
Hott Mike hits a spinning leg lariat on Gib "The 80's Icon" sending him to
the mat.
Now Gib "The 80's Icon" standing.
Hott Mike trys for a double underhook backbreaker but is not strong enough
to lift Gib "The 80's Icon".
Gib "The 80's Icon" gets locked into the headscissors submission by Hott
Mike.
Referee Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... Hott Mike tightens the hold.
... Gib "The 80's Icon" is fighting the hold.
Hott Mike breaks the hold.
Hott Mike trys for a fireman's carry but is unable to lift Gib "The 80's
Icon".
Gib "The 80's Icon" executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Hott Mike. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Gib "The 80's Icon" with a ropeflip hiptoss.
[Gib "The 80's Icon" measures Hott Mike up and drops a closed fist.
Gib "The 80's Icon" is back on his feet.
Now Hott Mike standing.
Hott Mike executes a jawbreaker on Gib "The 80's Icon". ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Gib "The 80's Icon" takes a jawbreaker.
[Hott Mike moves back to his feet.
Hott Mike kicks Gib "The 80's Icon" in the back of the leg.
Now Gib "The 80's Icon" standing.
Gib "The 80's Icon" rakes the face of Hott Mike in attempt to make a come
back.
Hott Mike bites Gib "The 80's Icon"'s arm out of desparation.
Hott Mike hits Gib "The 80's Icon" with a headbutt to the mid-section. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Hott Mike with a headbutt.
[Hott Mike hits a jumping elbow hrust on Gib "The 80's Icon".
Hott Mike puts Gib "The 80's Icon" in an arm grapevine submission.
Hott Mike measures Gib "The 80's Icon" up and drops a closed fist.
Hott Mike is up again.
Hott Mike puts Gib "The 80's Icon" in an arm grapevine submission.
Gib "The 80's Icon" gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Hott Mike.
Hott Mike gets back to his feet.
Hott Mike grabs Gib "The 80's Icon"'s head and DDT's him on the mat.
Hott Mike is up again.
Gib "The 80's Icon" is up again.
Hott Mike runs and tackles Gib "The 80's Icon".
Hott Mike punches him in the head.
Gib "The 80's Icon" hits a spinning leg lariat on Hott Mike sending him to
the mat.
Hott Mike climbs to his feet.
Gib "The 80's Icon" is hit with a backward kick.
Hott Mike trys for a double underhook superplex but is not strong enough
to lift Gib "The 80's Icon".
Gib "The 80's Icon" trys for a double arm DDT but Hott Mike avoids it.
Gib "The 80's Icon" springboard DDT's Hott Mike onto the mat!
Gib "The 80's Icon" is back on his feet.
Gib "The 80's Icon" drags Hott Mike to the floor.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
Gib "The 80's Icon" runs in and leg drops Hott Mike.
Gib "The 80's Icon" and Hott Mike move back into the ring. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Gib "The 80's Icon" is doing quite well at
this point in the match.
[Gib "The 80's Icon" grabs Hott Mike and applies an arm wrench.
Hott Mike stands up.
Hott Mike kicks Gib "The 80's Icon" in the stomach.
Gib "The 80's Icon" gets back to his feet.
Gib "The 80's Icon" executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Hott Mike.
Now Hott Mike standing.
Hott Mike trys for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Gib "The 80's Icon".
Gib "The 80's Icon" hits Hott Mike with the back of his elbow. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Gib "The 80's Icon" with a back elbow.
[Hott Mike bites Gib "The 80's Icon"'s arm out of desparation.
Hott Mike grabs Gib "The 80's Icon"'s head and hits him in the face. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Gib "The 80's Icon" takes a face bite.
[Gib "The 80's Icon" grabs Hott Mike's head and DDT's him on the mat.
Gib "The 80's Icon" gets up.
Now Hott Mike standing.
Indian deathlock applied by Gib "The 80's Icon".
Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... Gib "The 80's Icon" tightens the hold.
... ... Gib "The 80's Icon" tightens the hold.
Gib "The 80's Icon" breaks the hold.
Gib "The 80's Icon" drags Hott Mike to the floor.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
Gib "The 80's Icon" executes a swinging bulldog on Hott Mike driving Hott
Mike's face into the floor.
Gib "The 80's Icon" climbs to his feet.
Gib "The 80's Icon" leg drops the throat of Hott Mike.
Hott Mike and Gib "The 80's Icon" move back into the ring.
They lockup.
Hott Mike sends Gib "The 80's Icon" to the corner of the ring.
Hott Mike with a headbutt on Gib "The 80's Icon".
Indian deathlock applied by Hott Mike.
Referee Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!)
... Gib "The 80's Icon" trys to escape.
... ... ... Hott Mike tightens the hold.
... (AHHHH!)
... ... ... Gib "The 80's Icon" is fighting the hold.
... Gib "The 80's Icon" trys to escape.
Hott Mike breaks the hold.
Dangerous Danny Player - Hott Mike looking strong here in this marathon
match.
Big Baggy Jelly - The same.
Hott Mike lifts Gib "The 80's Icon" to his feet.
Mike sets Gib up for a suplex.
Big Baggy Jelly - Uh-oh.
Hott Mike lifts Gib up suplex style.
Hott Mike brings Gib down onto the back of his head.
Dangerous Danny Player - HOTT STACKS!!! HOTT STACKS!!! That should
be it.
Hott Mike goes for the cover.
Fonz Bonz counts.
... 1
... 2
... 3!!!
The bell rings.
Dangerous Danny Player - We've got ourselves a winner!
Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, Hott Mike!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - That was a real classic battle, but Hott
Mike got the win!!!
Big Baggy Jelly - The same.
Dangerous Danny Player - Why do you keep saying "The same."?
Big Baggy Jelly shrugs his shoulders.
*ALL TWC AMERICA SUPERSTARS ARE
HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES...DO NOT IMMITATE OR COPY THEIR PERFORMANCES
OR ACTIONS...THIS PROGRAMME IS SOLELY INTENDED FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE*
Dangerous Danny Player - Well coming up now we have the TWC British Championship
match between the current champion The Terminator possibly the most promising
star on the roster today, Joe Krietemeyer. However, this is not the first
meeting in the ring between these two, as last week at the end of the Starcade
tournament at Stateside these two fought in what was effectively the inaugural
battle for the TWC British Championship. Joe Krietemeyer needed a pinfall
victory to become the champion and The Terminator just needed to survive
the contest in any way shape or form to become the champion himself. Let's
take you back.
The Spikertron flickers on.
The Charter - Less than a minute to go here. Joe Krietemeyer
must get The Terminator back in the ring if he wants to win this championship.
Joe Krietemeyer picks The Terminator up.
Dangerous Danny Player - The Terminator is out of it.
Krietemeyer throws The Terminator back into the ring.
Both Joe Krietemeyer and Fonz Bonz climb into the ring.
Krietmeyer rolls The Terminator up.
Fonz Bonz counts.
... 1
... 2
The Terminator lifts a shoulder.
Dangerous Danny Player - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! THE TERMINATOR KICKED OUT!!!
Joe Krietemeyer looks at Fonz Bonz in disbelief.
The Charter - There's just twelve seconds on the clock. Joe Krietemeyer must
act fast.
Joe Krietemeyer lifts The Terminator to his feet.
Krietemeyer lifts The Terminator up like a powerbomb.
Krietemeyer drops The Terminator in a tombstone.
Dangerous Danny Player - That's the Joe-Down!!! That'll do it!!!
As Joe Krietemeyer goes for the cover a buzzer sounds.
The Charter - That's it!!! The time limit has expired.
Dangerous Danny Player - Had Krietemeyer hit the Joe-Down just thirty seconds
earlier who knows what the outcome would have been.
Steve Bayley - Ladies and gentlemen, the time limit has expired. Therefore
the result of this contest...a draw!!!
Joe Krietemeyer holds his head in his hands.
The Spikertron flickers off.
Dangerous Danny Player - That was how close The Terminator was to never
becoming the TWC British Champion this time last week. But now Joe Krietemeyer
gets a proper one on one opportunity to become the champion. No time limit.
Just a pure one on one contest. Let's go over to Steve Bayley who is standing
in the ring.
TWC BRITISH CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Joe Krietemeyer vs. The Terminator (champion)
Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match for the TWC British
title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 250 pounds, from
Parts Unknown a member of 1530 he holds the TWC British title belt, The Terminator!!!
(crowd cheers ****)
[The Terminator comes to the ring. ]
Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Evansville,
IN, Joe Krietemeyer!!! (crowd boos *****)
[Joe Krietemeyer walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
The Terminator drops Joe Krietemeyer with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
Joe Krietemeyer places The Terminator on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout
suplerplex.
(ring, ring, ring)
The Terminator rakes the face of Joe Krietemeyer in attempt to make a come
back.
The Terminator with a high crossbody on Joe Krietemeyer.
Now The Terminator standing.
Now Joe Krietemeyer standing.
Joe Krietemeyer rakes the face of The Terminator in attempt to make a come
back.
The Terminator bites Joe Krietemeyer's arm out of desparation. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Joe Krietemeyer takes a arm bite.
[The Terminator kicks Joe Krietemeyer in the stomach.
Now Joe Krietemeyer standing.
The Terminator gets thrown into the turnbuckle.
Joe Krietemeyer comes over and smashes The Terminator's head into it.
The Terminator executes a jawbreakeron Joe Krietemeyer. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - The Terminator executes a jawbreaker.
[The Terminator puts Joe Krietemeyer in an arm grapevine submission. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Joe Krietemeyer takes a arm grapevine.
[Joe Krietemeyer is up again.
Joe Krietemeyer dropkicks The Terminator.
Joe Krietemeyer sucks chants start in the crowd.
Joe Krietemeyer climbs to his feet. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - My God!! What a match!
[Joe Krietemeyer climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving
headbutt on The Terminator.
Joe Krietemeyer sucks chants start in the crowd. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Nice diving headbutt by Joe Krietemeyer.
[Joe Krietemeyer puts the chicken wing on The Terminator.
The referee is checking the situation.
... The Terminator trys to escape.
... Joe Krietemeyer breaks the hold.
Joe Krietemeyer sends The Terminator to ringside.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
(..2)
The Terminator executes a huge gutbuster on Joe Krietemeyer.
(...3)
The Terminator gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
The Terminator is back on his feet.
(....4)
The Terminator gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Joe Krietemeyer.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Joe Krietemeyer takes a jumping neck snap.
[(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Joe Krietemeyer and The Terminator move back to ringside.
They fight into the aisle.
Joe Krietemeyer and The Terminator move back to ringside.
They head back into the ring.
Joe Krietemeyer executes a headlock takedown.
The Terminator moves back to his feet.
Joe Krietemeyer gets elbowed to his midsection by Joe Krietemeyer.
Joe Krietemeyer executes the jumping sidekick on The Terminator.
Joe Krietemeyer rolls onto The Terminator connecting with a knee.
Joe Krietemeyer grabs The Terminator and applies an arm wrench.
The Terminator gets up.
Joe Krietemeyer gives The Terminator a reverse neckbreaker.
Joe Krietemeyer gets back to his feet.
Joe Krietemeyer measures The Terminator up and drops a closed fist.
Joe Krietemeyer stands up.
The Terminator grabs Joe Krietemeyer's head and DDT's him on the mat.
The Terminator chants start. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - That DDT was very good.
[The Terminator gets back to his feet.
The Terminator with a falling splash on Joe Krietemeyer.
The Terminator is back on his feet.
The Terminator and Joe Krietemeyer go to the floor Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1) ]
Big Baggy Jelly - My God!! What a match!
[Joe Krietemeyer climbs to his feet.
(..2)
Joe Krietemeyer hits a spinning leg lariat on The Terminator sending him
to the floor.
(...3)
The Terminator hits a jumping elbow thrust on Joe Krietemeyer.
Joe Krietemeyer is up again.
(....4)
Joe Krietemeyer nails The Terminator with a belly-to-back suplex.
Joe Krietemeyer gets back to his feet.
(.....5)
Joe Krietemeyer and The Terminator move back into the ring.
Joe Krietemeyer hits The Terminator with an elbowdrop.
Joe Krietemeyer is up again.
The Terminator moves back to his feet.
The Terminator gets hit with a dragon scerw from Joe Krietemeyer.
Joe Krietemeyer is up again.
The Terminator is back on his feet.
Joe Krietemeyer executes a swinging bulldog on The Terminator driving The
Terminator's face into the mat.
Joe Krietemeyer stands up.
The Terminator is up again.
Spinning neck-breaker from The Terminator takes Joe Krietemeyer down.
Indian deathlock applied by The Terminator.
Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... Joe Krietemeyer trys to escape.
... ... Joe Krietemeyer is fighting the hold.
... Joe Krietemeyer is fighting the hold.
Joe Krietemeyer escapes.
The Terminator sends Joe Krietemeyer to ringside.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
The Terminator throws a chair at Joe Krietemeyer. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - The Terminator is doing quite well at this
point in the match.
[(..2)
The Terminator measures Joe Krietemeyer up and drops a closed fist.
Joe Krietemeyer moves back to his feet.
(...3)
Joe Krietemeyer takes The Terminator down with a knee.
The Terminator stands up.
(....4)
Joe Krietemeyer get nailed with a double axhandle chop from The Terminator.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Joe Krietemeyer takes a double axhandle chop.
[Joe Krietemeyer stands up.
(.....5)
Joe Krietemeyer and The Terminator move back into the ring.
Joe Krietemeyer knifehand chops The Terminator.
The Terminator hits a kneeling headbutt to Joe Krietemeyer's groin.
Joe Krietemeyer climbs to his feet.
Joe Krietemeyer punches The Terminator in the head.
Joe Krietemeyer chops The Terminator.
The Terminator spinebuster bombs Joe Krietemeyer onto the mat.
The Terminator locks him in the arm hammerlock submission.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Joe Krietemeyer is fighting the hold.
... (AHHHH!)
... ... Joe Krietemeyer escapes.
The Terminator chokes Joe Krietemeyer with his boot.
Joe Krietemeyer moves back to his feet.
Joe Krietemeyer is t-bone suplexed by The Terminator.
The Terminator moves back to his feet.
Joe Krietemeyer piledrives The Terminator.
Joe Krietemeyer leg drops The Terminator.
Indian deathlock applied by Joe Krietemeyer.
Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... The Terminator trys to escape.
... (AHHHH!)
... ... The Terminator is fighting the hold.
... The Terminator is fighting the hold.
... ... ... (AHHHH!)
... ... The Terminator is fighting the hold.
Joe Krietemeyer lets go of the hold.
Krietemeyer lifts Terminator to his feet.
Joe Krietemeyer lifts The Terminator up for a powerbomb.
Krietmeyer then drops The Terminator down tombstone style.
Dangerous Danny Player - There it is Jelly. The Joe-Down!!!
Fonz Bonz counts.
... 1
... 2
... 3!!!
The bell rings.
Big Baggy Jelly - We've got a new champion.
Dangerous Danny Player - Joe Krietemeyer has won the match!
Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, and new TWC British champion,
Joe Krietemeyer!!!
Joe Krietemeyer grabs the TWC British Championship belt and celebrates in
the ring.
Dangerous Danny Player - What a great night. We've got a new champion
and Jayse The Ace announced the date of the very first TWC America pay per
view. I can't wait for Maxx. See you there!!!
*a TWC Entertainment production - 2002!!!*
