Dangerous Danny Player - Yes ladies and gentlemen,
alongside me the former Dream Champion...
Big Baggy Jelly - Oi, less of that!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - Well anyway on the subject of champions we're
gonna see Shabbe "The New York Yankee" make his first defence of the TWC
Royal Championship since the start of TWC America.
Big Baggy Jelly - He won that title from Maxx commentator The Kid
F.G. way back at the 1996 Great Royal Rampage Night. Can he lose it after
an actual six year reign?
Dangerous Danny Player - Well yes although the championship has been
dormant for those six years, it is still a six year reign and we could very
well see it come to an end tonight. But also tonight Jayse The Ace will
announce who will be challenging the TWC Worldwide Champion, The Gladiator
at TWC presents: Wheel Of Misfortune, just down the road in New York next
Saturday!!!
Big Baggy Jelly - It looks like we're gonna see some action!!!
Sub-Zero Blade vs. Hott Mike
Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match.
On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 259 pounds, from Parts
Unknown, Sub-Zero Blade!!! (crowd cheers **)
[Sub-Zero Blade comes to the ring. ]
Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 170 pounds, from Albany,
NY, Hott Mike!!!
[Hott Mike walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
(ring, ring, ring)
Sub-Zero Blade knifehand chops Hott Mike. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Hott Mike takes a knifehand chop.
[Hott Mike gets hit with a dragon screw from Sub-Zero Blade.
Sub-Zero Blade gets back to his feet.
Sub-Zero Blade covers Hott Mike.
Fonz Bonz counts the pin.
...1
Hott Mike escapes. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Sub-Zero Blade should have known better than
to try for a pin at this point in the match.
[Hott Mike is back on his feet.
Sub-Zero Blade nails Hott Mike with a belly-to-back suplex.
Hott Mike gets up.
Hott Mike executes a jawbreakeron Sub-Zero Blade.
Hott Mike is up again.
Sub-Zero Blade moves back to his feet.
Sub-Zero Blade hits a spinning leg lariat on Hott Mike sending him to the
mat.
Sub-Zero Blade hits Hott Mike with an elbowdrop.
Sub-Zero Blade is up again.
Hott Mike moves back to his feet.
Hott Mike trys for a double underhook backbreaker but is not strong enough
to lift Sub-Zero Blade.
Hott Mike and Sub-Zero Blade go to the floor Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
(..2)
Hott Mike grabs Sub-Zero Blade's head and hits him in the face.
(...3)
Hott Mike hits a spinning leg lariat on Sub-Zero Blade sending him to the
floor.
(....4)
Hott Mike puts Sub-Zero Blade in an arm grapevine submission.
Sub-Zero Blade gets back to his feet.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Sub-Zero Blade and Hott Mike move back to ringside.
Sub-Zero Blade and Hott Mike move back into the ring.
Hott Mike gets thrown into the turnbuckle.
Sub-Zero Blade comes over and smashes Hott Mike's head into it.
Sub-Zero Blade executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Hott Mike. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - ropeflip hiptoss!
[Hott Mike climbs to his feet.
Hott Mike with a headbutt on Sub-Zero Blade.
Sub-Zero Blade executes a swinging bulldog on Hott Mike driving Hott Mike's
face into the mat.
Now Sub-Zero Blade standing.
Hott Mike throws Sub-Zero Blade off the ropes and hits him with a diving
shoulder block. Hott Mike covers Sub-Zero Blade.
Fonz Bonz counts the pin.
...1
...2
Sub-Zero Blade escapes. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Not even close!
[Sub-Zero Blade is back on his feet.
Sub-Zero Blade hits Hott Mike with the double arm DDT into the mat.
Sub-Zero Blade gets back to his feet. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - The Transatlantic Wrestling Championships
is the number on wrestling program on television.
[Sub-Zero Blade applies an arm wrench to Hott Mike.
Sub-Zero Blade fist drops Hott Mike on the mat. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - fist drop!
[Sub-Zero Blade gets up.
Hott Mike is back on his feet.
Hott Mike runs and tackles Sub-Zero Blade.
Hott Mike punches him in the head.
Sub-Zero Blade gets back to his feet.
Sub-Zero Blade hits Hott Mike with the back of his elbow. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Sub-Zero Blade with a back elbow.
[Hott Mike kicks Sub-Zero Blade in the back of the leg.
Sub-Zero Blade is up again.
Sub-Zero Blade short lariats Hott Mike. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Sub-Zero Blade executes a short lariat.
[Sub-Zero Blade knees Hott Mike and rolls back to his feet.
Sub-Zero Blade grabs Hott Mike and applies an arm wrench.
Sub-Zero Blade covers Hott Mike hooking the leg.
Fonz Bonz counts.
...1
Hott Mike kicks out. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially
with an opponent like Hott Mike.
[Hott Mike stands up.
Sub-Zero Blade chops Hott Mike.
Hott Mike trys for a stomachbreaker but is not strong enough to lift Sub-Zero
Blade.
Hott Mike puts Sub-Zero Blade in the hangman submission.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... (AHHHH!)
Hott Mike breaks the hold.
Hott Mike sends Sub-Zero Blade to ringside.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
(..2)
Hott Mike trys for a fireman's carry but is unable to lift Sub-Zero Blade.
(...3)
Sub-Zero Blade executes the jumping sidekick on Hott Mike.
Hott Mike is up again.
(....4)
Sub-Zero Blade rakes the face of Hott Mike in attempt to make a come back.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Hott Mike takes a face rake.
[(.....5)
Sub-Zero Blade and Hott Mike move back into the ring.
Sub-Zero Blade connects with a flying knee.
Hott Mike goes down.
Hott Mike gets up.
Sub-Zero Blade gets elbowed to his midsection by Hott Mike.
Hott Mike hits a jumping elbow thrust on Sub-Zero Blade.
Sub-Zero Blade stands up.
Sub-Zero Blade executes a headlock takedown.
Sub-Zero Blade rolls onto Hott Mike connecting with a knee.
Hott Mike stands up.
Hott Mike gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Hott Mike climbs to his feet.
Sub-Zero Blade gives Hott Mike the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Good cobra clutch suplex by Sub-Zero Blade.
[Sub-Zero Blade moves back to his feet.
Hott Mike is up again.
Sub-Zero Blade gives Hott Mike a reverse neckbreaker.
Sub-Zero Blade gets back to his feet.
Sub-Zero Blade fist drops Hott Mike on the mat. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Sub-Zero Blade with a fist drop.
[Sub-Zero Blade gets up.
Hott Mike stands up.
Sub-Zero Blade get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Hott Mike.
Sub-Zero Blade gets up.
Sub-Zero Blade gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Sub-Zero Blade punches Hott Mike in the head.
Hott Mike hits a kneeling headbutt to Sub-Zero Blade's groin.
Now Sub-Zero Blade standing.
Sub-Zero Blade uses a closed fist on Hott Mike.
Hott Mike trys for a double underhook superplex but is not strong enough
to lift Sub-Zero Blade.
Hott Mike puts a knee to Sub-Zero Blade's back and pulls hims arms back.
The referee is checking the situation.
... (AHHHH!)
... Sub-Zero Blade is fighting the hold.
... Sub-Zero Blade is fighting the hold.
Hott Mike breaks the hold.
Hott Mike gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Sub-Zero Blade.
Hott Mike gets thrown into the turnbuckle.
Sub-Zero Blade comes over and smashes Hott Mike's head into it.
Sub-Zero Blade is hit with a backward kick.
Sub-Zero Blade climbs to his feet.
Sub-Zero Blade executes the jumping sidekick on Hott Mike.
Now Hott Mike standing.
Hott Mike trys for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Sub-Zero Blade.
Sub-Zero Blade executes a swinging bulldog on Hott Mike driving Hott Mike's
face into the mat.
Sub-Zero Blade gets up.
Sub-Zero Blade hits Hott Mike with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Sub-Zero Blade gets up.
Sub-Zero Blade rolls onto Hott Mike connecting with a knee.
Hott Mike is back on his feet.
Hott Mike hits Sub-Zero Blade with a slingshot bodyblock.
Sub-Zero Blade gets locked into the headscissors submission by Hott Mike.
Referee Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... Sub-Zero Blade is fighting the hold.
... Sub-Zero Blade trys to escape.
Sub-Zero Blade escapes.
Sub-Zero Blade gets back to his feet.
Sub-Zero Blade hits a spinning leg lariat on Hott Mike sending him to the
mat.
Sub-Zero Blade hits Hott Mike with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
]
Dangerous Danny Player - elbowdrop!
[Sub-Zero Blade is up again.
Hott Mike moves back to his feet.
Sub-Zero Blade executes a headlock takedown. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - headlock takedown!
[Sub-Zero Blade covers Hott Mike.
Fonz Bonz counts the pin.
...1
Hott Mike kicks out. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Sub-Zero Blade should have known he wouldn't
win the match with that.
[Hott Mike gets up.
Sub-Zero Blade chops Hott Mike.
Sub-Zero Blade hits Hott Mike with the back of his elbow. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Hott Mike takes a back elbow.
[Sub-Zero Blade gets sent into the turnbuckle while Hott Mike hits him with
a splash. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Good splash by Hott Mike.
[Hott Mike drags Sub-Zero Blade to the floor.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
Hott Mike trys for a head and arm suplex but is not strong enough to lift
Sub-Zero Blade.
(..2)
Sub-Zero Blade springboard DDT's Hott Mike onto the floor!
Sub-Zero Blade climbs to his feet.
(...3)
(....4)
Sub-Zero Blade fist drops Hott Mike on the floor.
Sub-Zero Blade climbs to his feet.
Hott Mike gets up.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Hott Mike and Sub-Zero Blade move back to ringside.
They fight into the aisle.
Hott Mike and Sub-Zero Blade move back to ringside.
They head back into the ring.
Hott Mike bites Sub-Zero Blade's arm out of desparation.
Hott Mike rakes the face of Sub-Zero Blade in attempt to make a come back.
Sub-Zero Blade nails Hott Mike with a belly-to-back suplex.
Now Sub-Zero Blade standing.
Sub-Zero Blade grabs Hott Mike and applies an arm wrench.
Sub-Zero Blade measures Hott Mike up and drops a closed fist.
Sub-Zero Blade hits Hott Mike with an elbowdrop.
Sub-Zero Blade is up again.
Sub-Zero Blade knees Hott Mike and rolls back to his feet.
Hott Mike trys for a body slam but is not strong enough to lift Sub-Zero
Blade.
Sub-Zero Blade picks up Hott Mike and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Sub-Zero Blade stands up.
Hott Mike is locked in the elbow submission by Sub-Zero Blade.
Fonz Bonz asks Hott Mike if he quits.
... Hott Mike is fighting the hold.
... Hott Mike is fighting the hold.
Sub-Zero Blade breaks the hold.
Sub-Zero Blade sends Hott Mike to ringside.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
Sub-Zero Blade leg drops the throat of Hott Mike.
Sub-Zero Blade applies an arm wrench to Hott Mike.
Hott Mike takes Sub-Zero Blade into the ring.
Hott Mike clotheslines Sub-Zero Blade.
Hott Mike trys for a hotshot but is unable to lift Sub-Zero Blade.
Hott Mike puts Sub-Zero Blade in the cobra clutch.
Referee Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... Sub-Zero Blade is fighting the hold.
... (AHHHH!)
... ... Hott Mike tightens the hold.
... ... ... ... Hott Mike tightens the hold.
... ... Hott Mike tightens the hold.
Hott Mike lets go of the hold.
Big Baggy Jelly - I thought he'd done him with that.
Hott Mike lifts Sub-Zero Blade to his feet.
Hott Mike sets Sub-Zero Blade up for a suplex.
Dangerous Danny Player - We've seen this before!!! It's the same
move that he did to Gib "The 80's Icon" last week!!!
Hott Mike lifts Sub-Zero up and then brings him down hard on his head.
Dangerous Danny Player - HOTT STACKS!!! HOTT STACKS!!!
Hott Mike saunters around posing to the crowd.
Big Baggy Jelly - He's wasting time.
Hott Mike nonchalantly kneels down to cover Sub-Zero Blade.
Fonz Bonz counts.
... 1
... 2
... 3!!!
The bell rings
Big Baggy Jelly - We've got ourselves a winner!
Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, Hott Mike!!!
Hott Mike gets up onto the turnbuckle and poses to the indifferent crowd.
Dangerous Danny Player - Hott Mike has been blowing Hott and cold
since he joined TWC but just lately he's been blowing more Hott than cold.
Big Baggy Jelly - Wait a minute, there's Gib at the top of the ramp.
Gib "The 80's Icon" stands at the top of the ramp to the crowds's delight.
Hott Mike looks up at Gib.
Gib looks sternly down at the ring and points directly at Hott Mike.
Gib nods his head knowing that he is sending Hott Mike a warning message.
Hott Mike just slumps into the turnbuckle and smirks.
Dangerous Danny Player - You can really feel the tension building
between these two.
Big Baggy Jelly - And both men are wrestling as well as ever at the
moment.
Dangerous Danny Player - We'll be right back!!!
*ALL TWC AMERICA SUPERSTARS ARE
HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES...DO NOT IMMITATE OR COPY THEIR PERFORMANCES
OR ACTIONS...THIS PROGRAMME IS SOLELY INTENDED FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE*
Dangerous Danny Player - Well, there's no secrets about it folks, Brilliant
Brian Brisbane has had about as much of the G. brothers as he can stand.
Big Baggy Jelly - That's right, as if it wasn't embarrassing enough to
lose to Benny G. at last week's Stateside, he also lost to Simon G. at Maxx.
Dangerous Danny Player - Ah yes but on both occasions it took interference
from the other G. brothers to get the job done. I understand that King Crasher
has ordered that both Benny and Simon stay in the back for this next one
on one match.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane vs. Nigel G.
Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match.
On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 182 pounds, from Leyton,
London, ENGLAND, Brilliant Brian Brisbane!!! (crowd boos *******)
[Brilliant Brian Brisbane comes to the ring. ]
Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 133 pounds, from Parts
Unknown, Nigel G.!!! (crowd boos )
[Nigel G. walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
Fonz Bonz checks Nigel G.'s boots and knee pads.
(ring, ring, ring)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane puts Nigel G. in the double underhook position and
gives him a doubl underhook backbreaker.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane sucks chants start in the crowd.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane with a falling splash on Nigel G..
Brilliant Brian Brisbane climbs to his feet.
Nigel G. gets up.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane lifts Nigel G. up and drops him on the mat.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane stomps Nigel G..
Brilliant Brian Brisbane sucks chants start in the crowd.
Nigel G. climbs to his feet.
Nigel G. gets knock to the ground while Brilliant Brian Brisbane locks him
in the chinlock deathlock submission.
Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... ... Nigel G. trys to escape.
... ... ... Brilliant Brian Brisbane tightens the hold.
... Nigel G. is fighting the hold.
... Brilliant Brian Brisbane tightens the hold.
... Brilliant Brian Brisbane tightens the hold.
... Nigel G. is fighting the hold.
... Nigel G. trys to escape.
Nigel G. escapes. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Brisbane really is in a bad mood!!!
Brilliant Brian Brisbane lifts Nigel G. to his feet.
Brisbane whips Nigel into the ropes.
Brisbane give a devastating powerslam out to Nigel G.
Dangerous Danny Player - That was purely viscious.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane rushes over to the ropes.
Brisbane quickly hoists himself up onto the top turnbuckle.
Big Baggy Jelly - This could be it.
Brisbane flies from the top turnbuckle and lands a legdrop across Nigel G.'s
throat.
Dangerous Danny Player - That's it!!! That's the Leyton Legdrop,
and there's no way in the world Nigel G. is kicking out of that!!!
Brilliant Brian Brisbane covers Nigel G. hooking the leg.
... 1
... 2
... 3!!!
The bell rings.
Dangerous Danny Player - Brilliant Brian Brisbane has won the match!
Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, Brilliant Brian Brisbane!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - Brilliant Brian really made short work of
Nigel G. tonight.
Big Baggy Jelly - That's exactly what Brilliant Brian would have done
to Benny G. and Simon G. had he not been stitched up.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets out of the ring and goes to the timekeeper's
table.
Benny G. and Simon G. run down to the ring.
Benny and Simon pull their brother Nigel out from underneath the ropes.
Brilliant Brian grabs a microphone and climbs back in the ring.
The three G. brothers are making their way back up the ramp as Brilliant
Brian shouts up at them.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane - Oi, you three little pratts. You wanna piss
around with ole Brilliant Brian here, what says I sort you three bastards
out all at once. That's right. Next Saturday at The Wheel of Misfortune,
I'll take all three of you on in whatever match comes out on the wheel.
Just make sure you're all there otherwise I'll do something that you'll really
be sorry about.
Brisbane throws the mic down and stares up at the three G. brothers who just
continue walking.
Big Baggy Jelly - Is Brilliant Brian mad? He can't take on all three
at once!!!
*Sam Hall: Get ready lads... Sammy's
back
Serial Killa: tha killa in disguise with the blood shot eyez!
Crazzzy Gerard: you will be left in the ring PARALYZED!!!
The Maniac Cop: I wanna win. Coz that's the best thing.
The Terminator - Well, he will be slaughtered.
Joe Krietemeyer: The clock is ticking...get ready for our epic Joe-Down!
TWC America - NO CRAP TAKEN, ESPECIALLY STATESIDE!!!*
Backstage the scene shows King Crasher and The Gladiator
in their luxury office chatting with a beer.
The Gladiator - Hey, he's not even here yet.
King Crasher - He's not here? Who's not here?
The Gladiator - Jayse The Ace!!! He was meant to be announcing my opponent
to challenge me for the TWC Worldwide Championship at Wheel Of Misfortune,
but how's he gonna do that if he ain't here?
King Crasher - Do you reckon he'll e-mail it?
The Gladiator - Don't be such an idiot. If he's not here then one
of the other TWC owners will have to announce it, and I can't do it. That
just wouldn't be right. So that leaves just one other person that can do
it!!!
King Crasher - Hmmm. That'll be me!!! I think I might have to take
responsibility for this, seeing as Jayse the ugly face is not here!!! Hee
hee!!!
The Gladiator and King Crasher clash their beer cans against each others
and drink while looking very smug.
Gib "The 80's Icon" vs. The Terminator
Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match.
On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Parts
Unknown a member of 1530, The Terminator!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[The Terminator comes to the ring. ]
Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 295 pounds, from Oswego,
NY, Gib "The 80's Icon"!!! (crowd cheers ********)
[Gib "The 80's Icon" walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
The Terminator gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Gib "The
80's Icon". (ring, ring, ring)
The Terminator with a high crossbody on Gib "The 80's Icon".
The Terminator gets back to his feet.
The Terminator gets thrown into the turnbuckle.
Gib "The 80's Icon" comes over and smashes The Terminator's head into it.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Gib "The 80's Icon" with a headsmash into turnbuckle.
[The Terminator kicks Gib "The 80's Icon" in the stomach.
Gib "The 80's Icon" gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The Terminator.
]
Dangerous Danny Player - The Terminator with a diving elbow smash.
[The Terminator climbs to his feet.
The Terminator fist drops Gib "The 80's Icon" on the mat.
The Terminator is up again.
Gib "The 80's Icon" moves back to his feet.
The Terminator hits a spinning leg lariat on Gib "The 80's Icon" sending
him to the mat.
Now Gib "The 80's Icon" standing.
The Terminator with a headbutt on Gib "The 80's Icon".
The Terminator hits a kneeling headbutt to Gib "The 80's Icon"'s groin. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - kneeling headbutt!
[Gib "The 80's Icon" stands up.
The Terminator bites Gib "The 80's Icon"'s arm out of desparation.
Gib "The 80's Icon" is hit with a backward kick.
The Terminator puts Gib "The 80's Icon" in an arm grapevine submission.
Gib "The 80's Icon" trys for a handspring bodyblock but The Terminator avoids
it. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - The Terminator could use some help about now.
[The Terminator gets hit with a dragon screw from Gib "The 80's Icon". ]
Dangerous Danny Player - dragon screw!
[Gib "The 80's Icon" is back on his feet.
The Terminator moves back to his feet.
Gib "The 80's Icon" hits a spinning leg lariat on The Terminator sending
him to the mat.
The Terminator is up again. Gib "The 80's Icon" picks The Terminator up and
side slams him to the mat. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Good side slam by Gib "The 80's Icon".
[Gib "The 80's Icon" climbs to his feet.
The Terminator gets up. Gib "The 80's Icon" drags The Terminator to the floor.
]
Dangerous Danny Player - My God! The Terminator could be killed! They've
moved to ringside, there's weapons there!!
[Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
(..2)
Gib "The 80's Icon" executes a headlock takedown.
The Terminator climbs to his feet.
(...3)
Gib "The 80's Icon" get nailed with a double axhandle chop from The Terminator.
Gib "The 80's Icon" moves back to his feet.
(....4)
Gib "The 80's Icon" executes a swinging bulldog on The Terminator driving
The Terminator's face into the floor.
Gib "The 80's Icon" gets up.
(.....5)
Gib "The 80's Icon" takes The Terminator into the ring.
Gib "The 80's Icon" measures The Terminator up and drops a closed fist.
Gib "The 80's Icon" moves back to his feet.
Gib "The 80's Icon" hits The Terminator with an elbowdrop.
Gib "The 80's Icon" climbs to his feet. The Terminator is back on his feet.
Gib "The 80's Icon" rakes the face of The Terminator in attempt to make a
come back.
Gib "The 80's Icon" hits The Terminator with the back of his elbow. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - back elbow!
[Gib "The 80's Icon" gets sidewalk slammed by The Terminator. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Good sidewalk slam by The Terminator.
[The Terminator puts Gib "The 80's Icon" in the cobra clutch.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... ... The Terminator tightens the hold.
... Gib "The 80's Icon" is fighting the hold.
Gib "The 80's Icon" escapes. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - My God!! What a match!
[The Terminator falls head first into Gib "The 80's Icon". ]
Dangerous Danny Player - That falling head butt was very good.
[Gib "The 80's Icon" is back on his feet.
Gib "The 80's Icon" trys for a inverted atomic drop but The Terminator avoids
it.
The Terminator executes the German suplex on Gib "The 80's Icon". ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Good German suplex by The Terminator.
[The Terminator moves back to his feet.
The Terminator sends Gib "The 80's Icon" to ringside.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
The Terminator chokes Gib "The 80's Icon".
The Terminator measures Gib "The 80's Icon" up and drops a closed fist.
The Terminator is up again.
Gib "The 80's Icon" gets up.
They head back into the ring.
Gib "The 80's Icon" hits The Terminator with an atomic drop.
Gib "The 80's Icon" applies an arm wrench to The Terminator.
Gib "The 80's Icon" puts the chicken wing on The Terminator.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Gib "The 80's Icon" tightens the hold.
... The Terminator is fighting the hold.
... ... (AHHHH!)
... (AHHHH!)
... ... ... The Terminator trys to escape.
... Gib "The 80's Icon" tightens the hold.
... The Terminator taps out. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Gib "The 80's Icon" has won the match!
Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, Gib "The 80's Icon"!!!
Gib raises his arms in the air and celebrates.
Big Baggy Jelly - What a good win against the former British Champion
here.
Gib gets up onto the turnbuckle.
Hott Mike jumps the security railing with a steel chair.
Dangerous Danny Player - Oh no Gib!!! Look out!!!
Hott Mike jumps into the ring and smashes Gib across the back with the chair.
Gib falls from the turnbuckle and falls all the way down to the mats outside
the ring.
Hott Mike drops the chair and talks to trash down to Gib.
Hott Mike exits the ring and struts back up the ramp.
Dangerous Danny Player - That was disgusting. Hott Mike should be
fined for that.
Big Baggy Jelly - But Gib has been provoking Hott Mike since he lost
to him last week. He's just a bad loser.
Dangerous Danny Player - Gib just wants to put the record straight
and prove that he can beat Hott Mike.
Big Baggy Jelly - I'm not convinced he can.
Dangerous Danny Player - Well if he can beat you then he can beat
anyone, wouldn't you say??? Eh???
Big Baggy Jelly - Whatever.
*CHARTER'S CORNER - The ultimate analysis station for the ICW e-fed family.
No Charter's Corner - No wrestling. Know Charter's Corner - Know wrestling!!!*
Back in the arena, "Psychopath" by Sultans Of Ping blasts out from the arena
sound system as King Crasher appears from the back to a torrent of boos.
Dangerous Danny Player - This is just gonna be a downright farce here.
King Crasher is announcing Gladiator's opponent for Wheel of Misfortune?
Who will it be? Maniac Cop? Nigel G.? Come on.
Big Baggy Jelly - Well it needs to be someone good. It's TWC's first
pay per view!!!
King Crasher slowly walks down to the ring in his suit and tie.
He climbs into the ring and calls down to the timekeeper's table for a microphone.
A microphone is thrown up to King Crasher.
King Crasher - Well, as we are all aware, the next match on tonight's
card is for the TWC Royal Championship between the champion, Shabba "The
New York Yankee" and the challenger Crazzzy Gerard. It is in fact tonight's
main event and I hope you all enjoy it. However, Jayse The Ace was meant
to be here tonight to announce The Gladiator's opponent and challenger for
next Saturday's Wheel Of Misfortune Worldwide Championship match and to get
straight to the point, he's doing a no show on us. Therefore it is my duty
as a 25% owner to step up and choose an opponent on behalf of Jayse The Ace.
The crowd boo.
Dangerous Danny Player - I dread to think who he'll pick.
King Crasher - Now, I have had to think long and hard about who would
be a suitable challenger who The Gladiator. We've seen many top talents
on the roster in this opening month of TWC America competition. We've seen
Joe Krietemeyer, who probably deserved a shot at the Worldwide title as much
as anyone, but unfotunately he is injured and unable to compete. We've seen
Crazzzy Gerard who is about to get a shot at the Royal Championship. Perhaps
we shouldn't encourage him to compete in two seperate title divisions. Then
there's Gib "The 80's Icon". He's the Dream Champion, and the number one
contender for the British Championship. Maybe a Worldwide push would be
too much for him. So then you think of the people that are the most talented
wrestlers in the TWC apart from those that I mentioned. There's probably
one person obviously better than anyone, and that man is me!!!
The crowd boo.
King Crasher gloats.
"The Heavens" by Reese starts playing and King Crasher's face drops.
Dangerous Danny Player - It can't be.
Jayse The Ace walks out from the back with his microphone.
Dangerous Danny Player - It is!!! It is!!! It's Jayse The Ace!!!
He'll put a direct stop to all this nonsense!!!
Jayse The Ace is about to speak but cannot get over the crowd reaction.
Big Baggy Jelly - These fans are going nuts!!!
The cheering is sustained for a long time.
Jayse The Ace tries to quieten the fans down by waving his hand.
Jayse The Ace - When I said I was going to be here to announce the
challenger tonight, I meant that I was going to be here to announce the challenger
tonight!!!
The fans cheer once again.
Jayse The Ace - So what are you doing in that ring then?
King Crasher looks around.
Jayse The Ace - Just get out!!!
Jayse The Ace marches down to the ring amidst cheers from the fans.
King Crasher gets out of the ring and shouts at Jayse The Ace.
Jayse The Ace gets in the ring.
King Crasher walks up the ramp.
Jayse The Ace - That's right, go and get your little friend. I think
he'll be interested in what's next.
King Crasher goes backstage to find The Gladiator.
Jayse The Ace - Now then, with that over it's time to get down to
business and tell you all exactly who will be getting the shot at Wheel Of
Misfortune.
The fans cheer again.
Jayse The Ace - So without further ado, the man in the back knows
who he is. Let's bring him out!!!
Music plays in the arena as the fans all look over to the Spikertron to catch
a first glimpse of the man selected by Jayse The Ace to have a shot at The
Gladiator's championship belt.
A figure appears from the back.
Big Baggy Jelly - That's Serial Killa!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - It's not Serial Killa you idiot!!! That's
the man who's been setting the TWC alight since he arrived.
Big Baggy Jelly - Who's that then?
Dangerous Danny Player - It's Gib "The 80's Icon"!!!
Gib "The 80's Icon" walks into the spotlight.
Gib gives Jayse The Ace a big thumbs up and then raises his arms as the crowd
cheer in approval.
Without warning The Gladiator appears from the shadows and smashes Gib in
the head with a thrust from the head of his sledgehammer.
Gib falls to the steel ramp structure.
The Gladiator stands over him.
Dangerous Danny Player - What??? Damn that Gladiator!!! What was
that for? He's scared of Gib, that can be the only reason why.
Jayse The Ace is furious in the ring.
Jayse rips off his blazer and calls out to The Gladiator.
The Gladiator just looks at Jayse The Ace and smirks.
Big Baggy Jelly - Look at that blood gushing out of Gib's head.
The Gladiator walks slowly to the back.
EMT's rush out and check on Gib "The 80's Icon"
Jayse The Ace jumps out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp to check
on Gib.
Dangerous Danny Player - That was the most disgraceful thing I've
seen since this federation opened. That just really degrades TWC America,
Jelly.
Big Baggy Jelly - The same.
*The advertisement shows a pane of glass with the outline of the United States
of America etched into it. Moments later The Gladiator is seen walking towards
it with his sledgehammer whistling. He briefly glances into the camera before
swinging his sledgehammer directly into the middle of the pane of glass.
The glass shatters and smashes in dramatic style!!!
THE TWC...NOW HAVING A "SMASHING TIME" IN AMERICA!!!*
TWC ROYAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Shabba "The New York Yankee" (champion) vs Crazzzy
Gerard
Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match
for the TWC Royal title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in
at 220 pounds, from New York, NY he holds the TWC Royal title belt, Shabba
"The New York Yankee"!!! (crowd boos *********)
[Shabba "The New York Yankee" comes to the ring. ]
Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds, from Chicago,
Illinois, Crazzzy Gerard!!! (crowd boos ******)
[Crazzzy Gerard walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
Crazzzy Gerard grabs a microphone.
Crazzzy Gerard begins to make a speech.
Crazzzy Gerard - Everybody knows that Jayse The Ace should have granted
me the shot against The Gladiator at Whell Of Misfortune. Well Jayse, you
could be very sorry you ignored me, and I know that my day as Worldwide Champion
will come just the same way that this bitch here ain't gonna stop me from
becoming the Royal Champion now.
Crazzzy Gerard drops the mic and slides into the ring.
(ring, ring, ring)
Shabba "The New York Yankee" nails Crazzzy Gerard with a belly-to-back suplex.
Crazzzy Gerard is up again.
Crazzzy Gerard drives a forearm into the head of Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Shabba "The New York Yankee" hits Crazzzy Gerard with the back of his elbow.
Crazzzy Gerard lifts up Shabba "The New York Yankee" and delivers a gut-wrench
power bomb.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" climbs to his feet.
Crazzzy Gerard executes a snap mare on Shabba "The New York Yankee" and locks
him into the sleeper.
Referee Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... ... Crazzzy Gerard breaks the hold.
Crazzzy Gerard sends Shabba "The New York Yankee" to ringside. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - If Shabba "The New York Yankee" or Crazzzy Gerard
could get a weapon it would change the course of this match.
[Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
(..2)
Crazzzy Gerard legsweeps Shabba "The New York Yankee". ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Shabba "The New York Yankee" takes a legsweep.
[(...3)
Crazzzy Gerard grabs Shabba "The New York Yankee" and applies an arm wrench.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Crazzzy Gerard executes a arm wrench.
[Shabba "The New York Yankee" stands up.
(....4)
Shabba "The New York Yankee" chops Crazzzy Gerard. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Shabba "The New York Yankee" executes a chop.
[(.....5)
Crazzzy Gerard takes Shabba "The New York Yankee" into the ring.
Crazzzy Gerard hits Shabba "The New York Yankee" with a headbutt to the mid-section.
Crazzzy Gerard with a jumping DDT on Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Crazzzy Gerard stands up.
Crazzzy Gerard covers Shabba "The New York Yankee" hooking the leg.
Referee Fonz Bonz makes the count.
...1
...2
Shabba "The New York Yankee" kicks out. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - That was almost the end of the match right there!
[Shabba "The New York Yankee" moves back to his feet.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" gets locked in the painful STF.
Fonz Bonz asks Shabba "The New York Yankee" if he quits.
... ... (AHHHH!)
... Crazzzy Gerard tightens the hold.
... Crazzzy Gerard breaks the hold.
Crazzzy Gerard sends Shabba "The New York Yankee" to ringside.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1) ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Shabba "The New York Yankee" could use some
help about now.
[Shabba "The New York Yankee" is speared by Crazzzy Gerard.
Crazzzy Gerard is up again.
Crazzzy Gerard hits the handspring moonsault on Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Crazzzy Gerard climbs to his feet.
Crazzzy Gerard and Shabba "The New York Yankee" move back into the ring.
Crazzzy Gerard hits the handspring moonsault on Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Crazzzy Gerard gets back to his feet.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" is back on his feet.
Crazzzy Gerard hits Shabba "The New York Yankee" with a single arm DDT.
Crazzzy Gerard moves back to his feet.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" gets locked in the double chicken wing.
Fonz Bonz asks Shabba "The New York Yankee" if he quits.
... ... (AHHHH!)
... Shabba "The New York Yankee" trys to escape.
... Shabba "The New York Yankee" trys to escape.
... Crazzzy Gerard tightens the hold.
... ... ... ... Shabba "The New York Yankee" trys to escape.
... Shabba "The New York Yankee" trys to escape.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" escapes. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - We almost had a new champion right there.
Shabba reaches up and puts a thumb in the eye of Crazzzy Gerard.
Gerard stumbles around in pain, trying to regain his sight.
Shabba sizes up his patented Lariat.
Big Baggy Jelly - He's going for his Lariat!!! If he hits this it's
over.
Shabba flies at Crazzzy Gerard with a lariat.
Gerard ducks.
Shabba stops in his tracks and turns to face Gerard.
Gerard grabs Shabba by the head and sets him up.
Gerard drops Shabba onto his head with a spike DDT.
Crazzzy Gerard covers Shabba "The N.Y.Y.".
Fonz Bonz counts.
... 1
... 2
... 3!!!
The bell rings.
Big Baggy Jelly - Crazzzy Gerard has won the match!
Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, and new TWC Royal champion,
Crazzzy Gerard!!!
Crazzzy Gerard is handed the Royal Championship belt which he proudly holds
high above his head.
Dangerous Danny Player - What a night!!! I cannot wait until Maxx
to see these Wheel Of Misfortune feuds accelerate. From Big Baggy Jelly,
this is me Dangerous Danny Player saying so long!!!
*a TWC Entertainment production - 2002!!!*
