Saturday 22nd June 2002

Dangerous Danny Player - Welcome to Miami, Florida and the National Car Rental Center which tonights hosts quite possibly the biggest Stateside yet. We've got the Royal Championship on the line in a four man, six match, Starcade series, ALL TONIGHT!!!

Dangerous Danny Player - We've got the cream of the crop here tonight. We've got Crazzzy Gerard, Gib "The 80's Icon", Hott Mike and ICW Hall of Famer Big Daddy Jason Berodt, all wrestling on the same card here tonight.

Big Baggy Jelly - I can't wait for the Starcade 2 tournament for the TWC Royal Championship to get underway. I remember Starcade 1. That was amazing. But just how does Starcade work again Danny?

Dangerous Danny Player - Well, four wrestlers take part, and they all fight each other in one on one contests making a total of six matches. Wrestlers that win by pinfall or submission score 20 points. Count-out victories score 15. DQs are worth 10 points, and loses score a big zero!!! Should the time limit expire or the contest ends in a draw then each wrestler scores 5 points. The wrestler with the most points at the end of the six match series wins Starcade and in this particular instance becomes the TWC Royal Champion. I hear the first match is about to start. Let's go straight over to Steve Bayley!

Starcade 2 Tournament Match for the TWC Royal Championship

Brilliant Brian Brisbane vs. Shabba "The New York Yankee"

Steve Bayley - This match is a Starcade Tournament Match with a ten minute time limit. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 182 pounds, from Leyton, London, ENGLAND, Brilliant Brian Brisbane!!!

[Brilliant Brian Brisbane comes to the ring. ]

Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds, from New York, NY, Shabba "The New York Yankee"!!!

[Shabba "The New York Yankee" walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
(ring, ring)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane tackles Shabba "The New York Yankee" to the mat.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Brilliant Brian Brisbane. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - Brilliant Brian Brisbane executes a double axhandle chop.

[Shabba "The New York Yankee" stands up.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" hits Brilliant Brian Brisbane with a single arm DDT.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets locked into the headscissors submission by Shabba "The New York Yankee".
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... Shabba "The New York Yankee" tightens the hold.
... Brilliant Brian Brisbane is fighting the hold.
... Brilliant Brian Brisbane escapes.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" executes a jawbreakeron Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" is up again.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane moves back to his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane superkicks Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Shabba "The New York Yankee" climbs to his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane is hit with a backward kick.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane is back on his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane pulls Shabba "The New York Yankee"'s hair.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" with spinning headscissors on Brilliant Brian Brisbane send him hard to the mat.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" gets back to his feet.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" with a falling splash on Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" sucks chants start in the crowd.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" is back on his feet. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - I wish every match could be like this!

Dangerous Danny Player - We've had just over two minutes of this contest that has a strict ten minute time limit.

[Shabba "The New York Yankee" with a falling splash on Brilliant Brian Brisbane. Shabba "The New York Yankee" moves back to his feet. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - This is quality sports entertainment!

[Shabba "The New York Yankee" executes a corkscrew legdrop on Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" is back on his feet.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" fist drops Brilliant Brian Brisbane on the mat.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" is up again.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" knees Brilliant Brian Brisbane and rolls back to his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane is up again.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane applies the clawhold on Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Brilliant Brian Brisbane executes a jawbreakeron Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Brilliant Brian Brisbane stands up.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" gets back to his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane bounces Shabba "The New York Yankee" off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane stomps Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Shabba "The New York Yankee" goes for a crotch slam but Brilliant Brian Brisbane dodges the attack.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets tiger suplexed by Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Shabba "The New York Yankee" is back on his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane stands up.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane executes a huge gutbuster on Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Shabba "The New York Yankee" is up again.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" hits Brilliant Brian Brisbane with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane climbs to his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane tackles and begins punching Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Shabba "The New York Yankee" moves back to his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane hiptosses Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Shabba "The New York Yankee" stands up.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" hits Brilliant Brian Brisbane with a slingshot bodyblock.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" drags Brilliant Brian Brisbane to the floor. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Weapons are everywhere all over ringside.

Dangerous Danny Player - Halfway through this contest now.

[Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets back to his feet.
(..2)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane chops Shabba "The New York Yankee".
(...3)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane does a cartwheel and kicks Shabba "The New York Yankee" in the face. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - cartwheel kick!

[(....4)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane kicks Shabba "The New York Yankee" on the floor.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" is back on his feet.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane nails Shabba "The New York Yankee" with a belly-to-back suplex.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" uses a snap mare takeover on Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Shabba "The New York Yankee" is back on his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane pokes a thumb in the eye of Shabba "The New York Yankee"

Dangerous Danny Player - These are two of the dirtiest players in TWC history.

Big Baggy Jelly - The same.

Brilliant Brian Brisbane puts a chokehold onto Shabba.
Fonz Bonz orders Brisbane to break the hold.
Brisbane tells Fonz Bonz to piss off and keeps the chokehold on.
Fonz Bonz grabs Brilliant Brian's hands and tries to pull him off.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane shoves Fonz Bonz.
Fonz Bonz calls for the bell.
ring, ring, ring!
Brilliant Brian Brisbane was disqualified. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - We've got ourselves a winner!

Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, Shabba "The New York Yankee"!!!

Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets up and walks over to Fonz Bonz.
Fonz Bonz warns Brisbane not to touch him before sliding out of the ring.

Dangerous Danny Player - Brisbane would do better than to pick on Fonz Bonz. Fonz Bonz is a former wrestler who wouldn't be scared of facing Brisbane.

Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets stroppy in the ring.

Big Baggy Jelly - I believe that Shabba "The New York Yankee" wins ten points for that count-out victory.

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Starcade 2 Tournament Match for the TWC Royal Championship

The Maniac Cop vs. Hott Mike

BRILLIANT BRIAN BRISBANE	0 points
HOTT MIKE	20 points
THE MANIAC COP	0 points
SHABBA "THE NEW YORK YANKEE"	10 points

Big Baggy Jelly - No problem for Hott Mike there. Twenty points for him in a match where Maniac Cop hit him with a lot of offensive maneouvres.

*Big Daddy Jason Berodt - its time for you to prepare to become just another FUCKING VICTIM.
Crazzzy Gerard: you will be left in the ring PARALYZED!!!
The Maniac Cop: I wanna win. Coz that's the best thing.
Hott Mike - Anyone who gets in my way WILL get destroyed. That is your warning.
The Terminator - Well, he will be slaughtered.
Gib "The 80's Icon" - I WANNA ROCK

TWC America - NO CRAP TAKEN, ESPECIALLY STATESIDE!!!*

TWC Dream Championship Match

Gib "The 80's Icon" (c) vs. Benny G.

Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match for the TWC Dream title. On his way to the ring at this time the challenger, weighing in at 133 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Benny G.!!! (crowd boos )

[Benny G. comes to the ring. ]

Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 295 pounds, from Oswego, NY, the TWC Dream Champion, Gib "The 80's Icon"!!! (crowd cheers **************)

[Gib "The 80's Icon" walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
Benny G. walks around the ring.
Benny G. gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Gib "The 80's Icon".
(the bell rings)
Gib "The 80's Icon" leg lariats Benny G., sending him to the mat.
Benny G. gets up.
Gib "The 80's Icon" hits a spinning leg lariat on Benny G. sending him to the mat.
Gib "The 80's Icon" measures Benny G. up and drops a closed fist.
Gib "The 80's Icon" stands up.
Gib "The 80's Icon" grabs Benny G. and applies an arm wrench.
Gib "The 80's Icon" locks Benny G. in the kneebar.
Referee Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... Gib "The 80's Icon" tightens the hold.
... ... ... Benny G. trys to escape.
... ... (AHHHH!)
... Benny G. is fighting the hold.
... Gib "The 80's Icon" tightens the hold.
... Gib "The 80's Icon" tightens the hold.
Gib breaks the hold.

Dangerous Danny Player - This is just a mismatch!!!

Big Baggy Jelly - Every time Benny G. fights it's a mismatch. He's useless.

Gib lifts Benny G. to his feet and sets him up for a belly to back suplex.
Gib lifts Benny G. off the mat and arcs his back bringing Benny G. down onto his head.

Dangerous Danny Player - The Backdrop Driver!!!

Gib covers Benny G. and Fonz Bonz counts.
... 1
... 2
... 3!!!
The bell rings.

Big Baggy Jelly - We've got ourselves a winner!

Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, and still TWC Dream champion, Gib "The 80's Icon"!!!

Dangerous Danny Player - Absolutely no problem there. Just who is going to beat this man for that title?

Gib goes over and grabs a microphone.
Gib looks up the ramp and vents his feelings verbally.

Gib "The 80's Icon" - For those of you that didn't see the triple threat table match for the Worldwide Championship at the Wheel Of Misfortune pay per view, let me show you the footage.

Dangerous Danny Player - This was a match between the defending champion, The Gladiator against Crazzzy Gerard and Gib himself. Let's take you back to last Saturday.

The Spikertron comes on.

Meanwhile Gib is still mounting an offense onto Crazzzy Gerard.
Gib grabs Gerard and whips him into the ropes.
Gerard goes flying into the ropes and smashes into The Gladiator's back.
The Gladiator comes flying off the apron and face first through a table on the outside.
Gib "The 80's Icon" holds his head in his hands as he realises what he's done.
King Crasher looks shocked.
Jayse The Ace just simply walks to the back.
The bell rings.

Steve Bayley - Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this contest, AND NEW TWC WORLDWIDE CHAMPION...CRAZZZY GERARD!!!

Gib runs over and clotheslines Crazzzy Gerard out of the ring.

The Spikertron flickers off.
The fans boo the fact that Crazzzy Gerard became the champion

Gib "The 80's Icon" - As far as I'm concerned I've had to live with the fact all this week that I was robbed of my chance of becoming the TWC Worldwide Champion by the fact that a freak incident caused Crazzzy Gerard to knock The Gladiator off the apron and through the table for the win. Gerard didn't earn that victory, he just lucked it. So with that in mind I'm asking...no I'm not, I'm TELLING you, King Crasher to get your ass out here and sign me up in a match against Crazzzy Gerard next week, in this ring, at Stateside for the TWC Worldwide Championship, and then we will find out exactly who the best wrestler in this company is.

The crowd cheer and eagerly await the arrival of TWC's 25% owner, King Crasher.
"Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne plays in the arena and out walks Crazzzy Gerard with the Worldwide Championship and a microphone.

Dangerous Danny Player - That's not King Crasher. That's the current Worldwide Champion Crazzzy Gerard coming out to a mass of booing.

The crowd boos.

Crazzzy Gerard - If you all just be quiet for a minute...

The fans boo even more.
Crazzzy Gerard puts his hands on his hips and waits for the fans to be quiet.
The fan noise eventually dies down.

Crazzzy Gerard - Gib!!! What on earth makes you think that the best man did not win that match at Stateside last week? What on earth makes you think you can be the champion? Nobody likes you!!! Nobody appreciates you!!! Nobody respects you!!!

Dangerous Danny Player - That's not damn true.

Gib "The 80's Icon" goes over to a turnbuckle and climbs up on it.
The fans in the arena go wild.
Gib just nods his head and gets back down.

Gib "The 80's Icon" - You were saying?

Crazzzy Gerard - Look...whatever...you're not a patch on me!!! You bring your ass to Stateside next week and we'll find out exactly who the best wrestler in this federation is.

The fans cheer.

Gib "The 80's Icon" - Well in that case, you'd better go and start polishing that belt Gerard. You've got seven days to get that thing looking really nice and shiny for me. Get to it!!!

Crazzzy Gerard scowls and marches backstage again.
Gib's music plays and the fans cheer for him as he exits the ring.

Dangerous Danny Player - It's Crazzzy Gerard defending the Worldwide Championship against Gib "The 80's Icon" next week at Stateside!!! I love it!!!

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Starcade 2 Tournament Match for the TWC Royal Championship

Shabba "The New York Yankee" vs. Hott Mike

Steve Bayley - This match is a Starcade Tournament Match with a ten minute time limit. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 170 pounds, from Albany, NY, Hott Mike!!!

[Hott Mike comes to the ring. ]

Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds, from New York, NY, Shabba "The New York Yankee"!!! (crowd boos *********)

[Shabba "The New York Yankee" walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
(the bell rings)
Hott Mike bites Shabba "The New York Yankee"'s arm out of desparation.
Hott Mike throws Shabba "The New York Yankee" off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block.
Hott Mike covers Shabba "The New York Yankee" hooking the leg.
Fonz Bonz counts the pin.
...1
Shabba "The New York Yankee" kicks out. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - Hott Mike should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match against the former TWC Royal Champion.

[Shabba "The New York Yankee" is up again.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Hott Mike. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Hott Mike executes a double axhandle chop.

[Hott Mike measures Shabba "The New York Yankee" up and drops a closed fist.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" climbs to his feet.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" uses a running lariat to take Hott Mike down.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" sends Hott Mike to ringside.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1) ]

Big Baggy Jelly - I wish every match could be like this!

[(..2)
Hott Mike gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Hott Mike gets up.
(...3)
Hott Mike hits a spinning leg lariat on Shabba "The New York Yankee" sending him to the floor.
(....4)
Shabba "The New York Yankee" gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Hott Mike.
Hott Mike moves back to his feet.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" climbs to his feet.
Hott Mike nails Shabba "The New York Yankee" with an inverted DDT.
Hott Mike climbs to his feet.
(.....5)
Hott Mike swings a Steel chair and hits Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Shabba "The New York Yankee" is bleeding as a result.
(......6)
Hott Mike takes Shabba "The New York Yankee" into the ring.
Hott Mike puts Shabba "The New York Yankee" in an arm grapevine submission.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" rakes the face of Hott Mike in attempt to make a come back.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" executes a swinging bulldog on Hott Mike driving Hott Mike's face into the mat.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" is back on his feet.
Hott Mike executes a jawbreakeron Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Hott Mike runs and tackles Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Hott Mike punches him in the head. Shabba "The New York Yankee" gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Hott Mike.
Hott Mike stands up.
Hott Mike goes for a pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1
...2
Shabba "The New York Yankee" kicks out. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - Hott Mike should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

Big Baggy Jelly - Just under six minutes left of this contest.

[Shabba "The New York Yankee" climbs to his feet.
Hott Mike trys for a double underhook backbreaker but is not strong enough to lift Shabba "The New York Yankee".]

Big Baggy Jelly - I wish every match could be like this!

[Hott Mike with a high crossbody on Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Hott Mike gets back to his feet.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" delivers a spinning backbreak to Hott Mike.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" executes a corkscrew legdrop on Hott Mike. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Hott Mike takes a corkscrew legdrop.

[Shabba "The New York Yankee" is up again.
Hott Mike gets hit with the shooting star press from Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Referee Fonz Bonz makes the count.
...1
Hott Mike escapes. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - Shabba "The New York Yankee" should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Hott Mike moves back to his feet.
Hott Mike hits a kneeling headbutt to Shabba "The New York Yankee"'s groin.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" is back on his feet.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" tackles Hott Mike.
Hott Mike stands up.
Hott Mike rakes the face of Shabba "The New York Yankee" in attempt to make a come back. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - face rake!

[Hott Mike goes for a takeover suplex but Shabba "The New York Yankee" dodges the attack.
Hott Mike kicks Shabba "The New York Yankee" in the back of the leg. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - Hott Mike with a kick.

Big Baggy Jelly - Just three and a half minutes left of this one before the time limit expires.

[Shabba "The New York Yankee" slaps Hott Mike.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" legsweeps Hott Mike.
Hott Mike is back on his feet.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" spinning mule kicks Hott Mike.
Hott Mike climbs to his feet.
Hott Mike trys for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Shabba "The New York Yankee" slaps Hott Mike in the face.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" moves back to his feet.
Hott Mike trys for a fireman's carry but is unable to lift Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Shabba "The New York Yankee" hits Hott Mike with a heart punch.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" rolls onto Hott Mike connecting with a knee.
Hott Mike gets back to his feet.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" rakes his fingers across Hott Mike's back.
Hott Mike executes a split legged moonsault on to Shabba "The New York Yankee". ]

Dangerous Danny Player - Good split legged moonsault by Hott Mike.

Big Baggy Jelly - Two minutes to go!!!

[Hott Mike climbs to his feet.
Hott Mike puts Shabba "The New York Yankee" in an arm grapevine submission.
Hott Mike trys for a spinebuster bomb but is unable to lift Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Hott Mike with a headbutt on Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Hott Mike trys for a power slam but is unable to lift Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Hott Mike puts Shabba "The New York Yankee" in the cobra clutch.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Hott Mike tightens the hold.
... Shabba "The New York Yankee" is fighting the hold. ...
(AHHHH!)
... ... Shabba "The New York Yankee" trys to escape.
... Hott Mike tightens the hold.
... Shabba "The New York Yankee" is fighting the hold.
... Hott Mike tightens the hold.
... Shabba "The New York Yankee" is fighting the hold.

Dangerous Danny Player - Just thirty seconds to go and Shabba will not give in to this cobra clutch.

Shabba sinks down to the mat seemingly unconscious.

Big Baggy Jelly - Can Shabba hold out for another twenty-four seconds?

Dangerous Danny Player - He looks like he's out of it to me.

Fonz Bonz goes over and drops Shabba's arm to the canvas once.

Big Baggy Jelly - That's once!!!

Fonz Bonz tells the timekeeper's table that he's dropped the arm once.
Hott Mike screams at Fonz Bonz to get on with it before the time limit expires.

Big Baggy Jelly - Is this exciting or what?

Fonz Bonz drops Shabba "The New York Yankee"'s arm a second time.

Dangerous Danny Player - Time is running out.

Fonz Bonz picks up Shabba's arm for the third time.

Big Baggy Jelly - If it drops, it's over!!!

Fonz Bonz let's go and just before Shabba's arm hits the canvas, he holds it up.
The buzzer sounds.

Big Baggy Jelly - What's the decision???

Steve Bayley - Ladies and gentlemen, the time limit has expired and therefore this contest is a draw!!!

Dangerous Danny Player - That was as good as any match I've seen on a Stateside card!!!

Hott Mike exits the ring cursing his luck.

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THE TWC...NOW HAVING A "SMASHING TIME" IN AMERICA!!!*

Starcade 2 Tournament Match for the TWC Royal Championship

Brilliant Brian Brisbane vs. The Maniac Cop

Steve Bayley - This match is a Starcade Tournament Match with a ten minute time limit. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 170 pounds, from Braintree, Eseex, ENGLAND a member of 1530, The Maniac Cop!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[The Maniac Cop comes to the ring. ]

Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 182 pounds, from Leyton, London, ENGLAND, Brilliant Brian Brisbane!!! (crowd boos ***********)

[Brilliant Brian Brisbane walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
(the bell rings)
The Maniac Cop hits a jumping elbow thrust on Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets back to his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane uses a lariat on The Maniac Cop.
The Maniac Cop executes a huge gutbuster on Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
The Maniac Cop kicks Brilliant Brian Brisbane in the groin. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Brilliant Brian Brisbane takes a kick to the groin.

[The Maniac Cop slaps Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane hits The Maniac Cop with the back of his elbow.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane knifehand chops The Maniac Cop. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - Brilliant Brian Brisbane executes a knifehand chop.

[The Maniac Cop hits Brilliant Brian Brisbane with a double underhook piledrive right into the mat.
The Maniac Cop locks Brilliant Brian Brisbane in the kneebar.
Referee Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... ... The Maniac Cop breaks the hold.
The Maniac Cop drags Brilliant Brian Brisbane to the floor.
Fonz Bonz starts the count (.1) ]

Big Baggy Jelly - The Maniac Cop is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[(..2)
The Maniac Cop punches Brilliant Brian Brisbane repeatedly.
(...3)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane hits him with a back fist. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - Brilliant Brian Brisbane with a back fist.

[(....4)
The Maniac Cop chops Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
The Maniac Cop and Brilliant Brian Brisbane move back to ringside.
The Maniac Cop and Brilliant Brian Brisbane move back into the ring.
The Maniac Cop neck snaps Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane does a cartwheel and kicks The Maniac Cop in the face.
The Maniac Cop climbs to his feet.
The Maniac Cop hits a spinning leg lariat on Brilliant Brian Brisbane sending him to the mat.
They lockup.
The Maniac Cop sends Brilliant Brian Brisbane to the corner of the ring.
The Maniac Cop punches Brilliant Brian Brisbane in the head.
The Maniac Cop executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Now Brilliant Brian Brisbane standing.
The Maniac Cop hits Brilliant Brian Brisbane with the belly-to-belly suplex.
The Maniac Cop punches Brilliant Brian Brisbane repeatedly.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane chops The Maniac Cop.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane executes a jawbreakeron The Maniac Cop.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane is back on his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane stomps The Maniac Cop's head.
The Maniac Cop executes a back breaker on Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
The Maniac Cop chants start.
They lockup.
The Maniac Cop sends Brilliant Brian Brisbane to the corner of the ring.
The Maniac Cop does a cartwheel and kicks Brilliant Brian Brisbane in the face. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - cartwheel kick!

Dangerous Danny Player - We're four minutes and 30 seconds into this match.

[The Maniac Cop punches Brilliant Brian Brisbane repeatedly. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - The Maniac Cop with a weak move.

[Brilliant Brian Brisbane hits The Maniac Cop with the back of his elbow.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane hits him with a back fist.
The Maniac Cop mule kicks Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane bounces The Maniac Cop off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane kicks The Maniac Cop on the mat.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane stomps The Maniac Cop's head.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane stomps The Maniac Cop's head.
The Maniac Cop climbs to his feet.
The Maniac Cop with a takeover suplex on Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
The Maniac Cop chants start.
The Maniac Cop gets up.
The Maniac Cop apllies the camel clutch on Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Fonz Bonz asks Brilliant Brian Brisbane if he quits.
... Brilliant Brian Brisbane is fighting the hold.
... (AHHHH!)
... The Maniac Cop tightens the hold.
... The Maniac Cop tightens the hold.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane escapes.
The Maniac Cop slingshot elbow drops Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane is locked in the elbow submission by The Maniac Cop.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... The Maniac Cop tightens the hold.
... ... Brilliant Brian Brisbane escapes.
The Maniac Cop and Brilliant Brian Brisbane go to the floor
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets back to his feet.
(..2)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane shoulder tackles The Maniac Cop.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane moves back to his feet.
Running neckbreaker drop executed by The Maniac Cop takes Brilliant Brian Brisbane down hard.
They lockup.
The Maniac Cop sends Brilliant Brian Brisbane to the corner of ringside.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane takes The Maniac Cop into the ring.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane knifehand chops The Maniac Cop.
The Maniac Cop gets drilled with an inverted back breaker.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane sucks chants start in the crowd.
The Maniac Cop gets up.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane executes a neck breaker.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane makes his way over to the turnbuckle.
Brisbane climbs to the top of the turnbuckle.

Dangerous Danny Player - Are we going to see it here with just over a minute left on the clock?

Brilliant Brian Brisbane leaps from the turnbuckle.
Brisbane hits The Maniac Cop with a devastating legdrop.

Big Baggy Jelly - Brilliant Brian Brisbane has hit an amazing Leyton Legdrop right there!!!

Brisbane goes for the cover.
Fonz Bonz counts the pin.
...1
...2
...3 ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Brilliant Brian Brisbane has won the match!

Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, Brilliant Brian Brisbane!!!

BRILLIANT BRIAN BRISBANE	20 points
HOTT MIKE	25 points
THE MANIAC COP	0 points
SHABBA "THE NEW YORK YANKEE"	15 points

*Brisbane flies from the top turnbuckle and lands a legdrop across Nigel G.'s throat.

Dangerous Danny Player - That's it!!! That's the Leyton Legdrop, and there's no way in the world Nigel G. is kicking out of that!!!

Brilliant Brian Brisbane covers Nigel G. hooking the leg.
... 1
... 2
... 3!!!
The bell rings.

TWC AMERICA - Only the best is good enough!!!*

Dangerous Danny Player - Right now we've got a match coming up that was signed by King Crasher even though Crazzzy Gerard's tag team partner and fellow Tag Team Champion, Joe Krietemeyer is injured and unable to compete. At Wheel Of Misfortune, the number one contendership for the Tag titles was contested for...here's what happened.

The Spikertron switches on.

(HELL IN A CELL TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM MATCH
THE COCA COLA BOYS vs 1530 vs THE KLIQ - Wheel of Misfortune - 15th June)

Big Daddy Jason Berodt low blows Coca Boy.
Coca Boy falls in a crippled heap to the floor.
Loose Cannon grabs a section of the steel ring steps and smashes it into Cola Boys head.
Cola Boy goes straight down.
Loose Cannon goes over and throws The Maniac Cop back into the ring.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt grabs the barbwire 2x4.
The Maniac Cop gets to his feet.
Berodt hits Maniac Cop right between the eyes with the 2x4.
Maniac Cop hits the mat.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt makes the cover.
The Puma counts.
... 1
... 2
... 3!!!
The bell rings.

Steve Bayley - The winners, and the new number one contenders for the tag team championships...THE KLIQ!!!

The Spikertron turns off.

Dangerous Danny Player - Let's now go over to Steve Bayley for this match.

TWC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS

Crazzzy Gerard and ??? (c) vs The Kliq

Steve Bayley - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the TWC Tag Team Championships. Introducing first the challengers, at a total combined weight of 700 lbs, Big Daddy Jason Berodt and The Loose Cannon...THE KLIQ!!!

The Kliq come down to the ring being booed by almost everyone.

Steve Bayley - And their opponents, firstly introducing one half of the TWC Tag Team Champions, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 220 lbs...CRAZZZY GERARD!!!

Crazzzy Gerard walks down to the ring alone.
Crazzzy Gerard enters the ring.
Fonz Bonz and Steve Bayley confer with Crazzzy Gerard.
Crazzzy Gerard shrugs his shoulders.
Steve Bayley leaves the ring and Fonz Bonz calls for the bell.
The bell rings.
Crazzzy Gerard stands inside the ring calling Berodt and Cannon on.

Dangerous Danny Player - Crazzzy Gerard is gonna defend the tag titles alone?

Big Baggy Jelly - He always said he would if he had to.

Loose Cannon squares up to Crazzzy Gerard.

Big Baggy Jelly - Crazzzy Gerard looks like a dwarf compared with this monster.

Crazzzy Gerard and Loose Cannon lock up
Loose Cannon throws Crazzzy Gerard across the ring.
Loose Cannon laughs.
Crazzzy Gerard picks himself up.
Crazzzy Gerard runs at Loose Cannon again.
Loose Cannon grabs Crazzzy Gerard and picks him up.
Loose Cannon bodyslams Crazzzy Gerard to the mat.
Loose Cannon drops an elbow.
Loose Cannon covers.
Fonz Bonz counts.
... 1
... 2
Crazzzy Gerard kicks out.

Dangerous Danny Player - I really don't fancy Crazzzy Gerard's chances against these two huge and highly acclaimed individuals.

Big Baggy Jelly - Yeah. The Kliq have done it all in the wrestling world.

Loose Cannon picks Crazzzy Gerard up and leads him over to his corner.
Cannon tags in Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Berodt enters the ring.
Cannon and Berodt whip the Worldwide Champion into the ropes.
Gerard bounces off the ropes.
Cannon and Berodt grabs Gerard and lift him high in the air.
Cannon and Berodt drop Gerard down to the mat with a devastating facebuster.
Fonz Bonz admonishes Loose Cannon and sends him out of the ring.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt goes for the cover.
... 1
... 2
Crazzzy Gerard kicks out.

Dangerous Danny Player - Crazzzy Gerard is as tough as they come.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt picks Crazzzy Gerard up again.
Loose Cannon tries to get into the ring again.
Fonz Bonz goes over to Cannon to try and remove him.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt low blows Crazzzy Gerard.

Dangerous Danny Player - Ah now come on!!!

Big Baggy Jelly - This is what The Kliq do best!!!

Dangerous Danny Player - What's that? Cheat!?

Big Baggy Jelly - Yes!!!

Crazzzy Gerard falls to the mat in pain.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt goes for the cover.
Fonz Bonz counts.
... 1
... 2
Crazzzy Gerard kicks out.
Crazzzy Gerard struggles over to the ropes.
Loose Cannon tries to get into the ring again.
Fonz Bonz goes over and ushers him out of the ring again.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt shoves his knee into the back of Crazzzy Gerard's head and pulls the ring rope up around his throat.
Crazzzy Gerard chokes.

Dangerous Danny Player - I can't believe The Kliq are getting away with this.

Big Baggy Jelly - They're the dirtiest tag team in wrestling!!! You have to admire them for what they do.

Fonz Bonz turns and sees Berodt choking Gerard.
Fonz Bonz counts Berodt off of Gerard.
Berodt lets go of Crazzzy Gerard and gets in Fonz Bonz's face.

Big Baggy Jelly - Careful Big Daddy. Fonz Bonz won't hesitate to disqualify you just like he did to Brilliant Brian Brisbane earlier in the night.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt goes over to Crazzzy Gerard and punches him in the head.
Crazzzy Gerard doesn't look like he has much left in him.
The Loose Cannon tries to enter the ring a third time.
Fonz Bonz has to go over and force Loose Cannon out of the ring again.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt goes over to the corner and unfastens a turnbuckle pad.

Dangerous Danny Player - This is ridiculous!!! They have a two on one advantage and still have to cheat their way to victory.

The Coca Cola Boys jump over the security railing.

Dangerous Danny Player - IT'S THE COCA COLA BOYS!!! YES!!! YES!!!

Big Baggy Jelly - There's a huge amount of bad blood between The Kliq and The Coca Cola Boys.

Fonz Bonz turns and sees Big Daddy Jason Berodt with the turnbuckle pad in his hand.
Fonz Bonz warns Berodt and tells him to cut out his devious antics.
The Coca Cola Boys grab Loose Cannon off of the ring apron and blitz him with punches and kicks.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt attacks Crazzzy Gerard again.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt whips Crazzzy Gerard towards the open steel turnbuckle.
Crazzzy Gerard hurtles towards the bare metal.
Gerard stops himself and as Berodt head towards him, he pokes a thumb into Big Daddy's eye.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt holds his face in pain.
Crazzzy Gerard takes a breather.
The Coca Cola Boys continue their assault on Loose Cannon.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane runs down from the back.

Big Baggy Jelly - It's Brilliant Brian Brisbane!!! Brisbane and The Kliq used to always be tight.

Brilliant Brian Brisbane runs down and attacks Cola Boy.
Fonz Bonz has seen enough and exits the ring to sort out the impromptu four man brawl.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt grabs Crazzzy Gerard and sets him up.

Dangerous Danny Player - I'm sure I've seen this before.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt lifts Crazzzy Gerard up and executes a jacknife powerbomb.

Big Baggy Jelly - That's the Big Daddy Bomb!!! There's nobody that kicks out of that!!! Nobody!!!

Big Daddy Jason Berodt goes for the cover.

Dangerous Danny Player - There's no referee.

Fonz Bonz is outside continuing to get between the brawls between Brilliant Brian Brisbane and Cola Boy and Coca Boy and Loose Cannon.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt screams at Fonz Bonz still covering Crazzzy Gerard.

Big Baggy Jelly - He could have got a ten count over Gerard!!!

From out of the crowd jumps Hott Mike.

Dangerous Danny Player - Hott Mike is here!!! How many other wrestlers are going to get involved in this match?

Hott Mike jumps into the ring.
Hott Mike grabs Big Daddy Jason Berodt and drives him head first into the steel turnbuckle.

Big Baggy Jelly - Big Daddy got rammed into the turnbuckle he opened up himself.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt falls flat on his back.
Hott Mike jumps onto the ring apron and goes over to Crazzzy Gerard's corner.
Hott Mike grabs the tag rope and watches the match.
A groggy Crazzzy Gerard picks Big Daddy Jason Berodt up.
Crazzzy Gerard hits Big Daddy Jason Berodt with a paralyzer.

Dangerous Danny Player - CRAZZZY BOMB!!! That could be it.

Crazzzy Gerard makes the cover as Fonz Bonz slides back into the ring.
Fonz Bonz makes the count.
... 1
... 2
... 3!!!
The bell rings.
The Coca Cola Boys free themselves away from Loose Cannon and Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
The Coca Cola Boys walk back up the ramp all excited.
Loose Cannon and Brilliant Brian Brisbane look shocked.
Hott Mike grabs a tag team championship and celebrates.

Steve Bayley - The winners of this contest, and TWC Tag Team Champions, CRAZZZY GERARD...AND...ER...HOTT MIKE?

Hott Mike goes up the ramp with his tag team championship.
Fonz Bonz hands Crazzzy Gerard his one.

Dangerous Danny Player - How can Hott Mike call himself the tag team champion? He didn't even do anything.

Big Baggy Jelly - You know that Crazzzy Gerard would have lost that match without Hott Mike.

*ALL TWC AMERICA SUPERSTARS ARE HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES...DO NOT IMMITATE OR COPY THEIR PERFORMANCES OR ACTIONS...THIS PROGRAMME IS SOLELY INTENDED FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE*

Starcade 2 Tournament Match for the TWC Royal Championship

Shabba "The New York Yankee" vs. The Maniac Cop

Steve Bayley - This match is a Starcade Tournament Match with a ten minute time limit. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 220 pounds, from New York, NY, Shabba "The New York Yankee"!!! (crowd boos *************)

[Shabba "The New York Yankee" comes to the ring. ]

Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 170 pounds, from Braintree, Eseex, ENGLAND a member of 1530, The Maniac Cop!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[The Maniac Cop walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" executes a pumphandle suplex on The Maniac Cop.
(the bell rings)
Shabba "The New York Yankee" knifehand chops The Maniac Cop. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - Shabba "The New York Yankee" with a knifehand chop.

[The Maniac Cop executes a headlock takedown.
Now Shabba "The New York Yankee" standing.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" chops The Maniac Cop.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" delivers a kick to the head of The Maniac Cop.
The Maniac Cop moves back to his feet.
The Maniac Cop trys for a double underhook suplex but is not strong enough to lift Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Shabba "The New York Yankee" gets locked in the double chicken wing.
Referee Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... ... (AHHHH!)
... ... Shabba "The New York Yankee" is fighting the hold.
The Maniac Cop breaks the hold. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - The Maniac Cop is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[The Maniac Cop punches Shabba "The New York Yankee" in the head. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - The Maniac Cop with a punch.

[Shabba "The New York Yankee" with an Aztecan suplex on The Maniac Cop sends him to the mat.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" climbs to his feet.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" measures The Maniac Cop up and drops a closed fist.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" climbs to his feet.
The Maniac Cop moves back to his feet.
The Maniac Cop hits Shabba "The New York Yankee" with a single arm DDT.
The Maniac Cop is back on his feet.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" gets hit with the shooting star press from The Maniac Cop.
Fonz Bonz counts the pin.
...1
...2
Shabba "The New York Yankee" escapes. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - We almost had a winner.

[Shabba "The New York Yankee" moves back to his feet. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - This is quality sports entertainment!

Big Baggy Jelly - Almost at the three minute mark now.

[The Maniac Cop chops Shabba "The New York Yankee".
The Maniac Cop gets hit with a back heel kick. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - The Maniac Cop takes a back heel kick.

[The Maniac Cop gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Shabba "The New York Yankee" measures The Maniac Cop up and drops a closed fist. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - Shabba "The New York Yankee" with a fist drop.

[Shabba "The New York Yankee" stands up.
The Maniac Cop gets hit with a running powerslam by Shabba "The New York Yankee" ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Good running powerslam by Shabba "The New York Yankee".

[Shabba "The New York Yankee" is back on his feet.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" with a falling splash on The Maniac Cop. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - If Shabba "The New York Yankee" keeps using moves like that falling splash he could win the match!

[Now Shabba "The New York Yankee" standing.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" and The Maniac Cop go to the floor Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
Shabba "The New York Yankee" with a falling splash on The Maniac Cop.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" with a falling splash on The Maniac Cop.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" sucks chants start in the crowd.
Now Shabba "The New York Yankee" standing.
Now The Maniac Cop standing.
They head back into the ring.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" uses the vertical facebuster on The Maniac Cop.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" sucks chants start in the crowd.
The Maniac Cop moves back to his feet.
The Maniac Cop is nailed with a waistlock suplex from Shabba "The New York Yankee".
Shabba "The New York Yankee" executes the Super DDT on The Maniac Cop!
Shabba "The New York Yankee" lifts The Maniac Cop to his feet.
Shabba bounces off the ropes and hits The Maniac Cop with his Lariat.

Big Baggy Jelly - He almost took his head off!!!

Shabba covers Maniac Cop.
Referee Fonz Bonz makes the count.
...1
...2
...3 ]

Dangerous Danny Player - We've got ourselves a winner!

Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, Shabba "The New York Yankee"!!!

Dangerous Danny Player - Well right now, I'm pleased to say that we have The Charter backstage with some information about who exactly can now with this tournament with just match to go. Charter?

The Spikertron comes on.

The Charter is seen standing in front of a Stateside backdrop with his familiar black cap, black shades and black jacket. He holds a microphone.

BRILLIANT BRIAN BRISBANE	20 points
HOTT MIKE	25 points
THE MANIAC COP	0 points
SHABBA "THE NEW YORK YANKEE"	35 points

The Charter - Thanks Danny. Well from what I can work out, this is the situation. The only way that Brilliant Brian Brisbane can become the Royal Champion is if he gets a pinfall victory over Hott Mike in tonight's main event. Should Hott Mike defeat Brisbane by pinfall OR by a count-out then he would become the new Royal Champion. However if Brisbane were to get disqualified then Shabba and Hott Mike would finish on the same points and would have to fight again for the Royal belt at Maxx. Any other outcome would mean that Shabba "The New York Yankee" would be the champion. Even if himself and Brisbane finished on the same points, Shabba would become the champion on the basis that he defeated Brilliant Brian Brisbane earlier in the night. Clear? I thought not.

The Spikertron goes off.

Big Baggy Jelly - I'm no more clearer now than I was before.

Dangerous Danny Player - Well, I have it written down in front of me here and I'll try to keep you posted throughout this next match as to what the outcomes will mean in terms of who will be crowned the new Royal Champion here tonight.

Starcade 2 Tournament Match for the TWC Royal Championship

Hott Mike vs. Brilliant Brian Brisbane

Steve Bayley - This match is a Starcade Tournament Match with a ten minute time limit. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 170 pounds, from Albany, NY, Hott Mike!!!

[Hott Mike comes to the ring. ]

Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 182 pounds, from Leyton, London, ENGLAND, Brilliant Brian Brisbane!!! (crowd boos ************)

[Brilliant Brian Brisbane walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
(ding, ding, ding)
Hott Mike hits Brilliant Brian Brisbane with a headbutt to the mid-section.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets elbowed to his midsection by Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Hott Mike rakes the face of Brilliant Brian Brisbane in attempt to make a come back.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane pulls Hott Mike's hair. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Brilliant Brian Brisbane with a hair pull.

[Hott Mike tackles and begins punching Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Hott Mike fist drops Brilliant Brian Brisbane on the mat.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane hits a running forearm smash on Hott Mike's face.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane sucks chants start in the crowd. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - Brilliant Brian Brisbane with a running forearm smash.

[Hott Mike moves back to his feet. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - The TWC is the only place for entertainment like this!

[Hott Mike picks Brilliant Brian Brisbane up and executes a stomachbreaker.
Now Brilliant Brian Brisbane standing.
Hott Mike and Brilliant Brian Brisbane go to the floor Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
Hott Mike chokes Brilliant Brian Brisbane with a microphone cable.
Hott Mike uses a swinging DDT to plant Brilliant Brian Brisbane's head into the floor.
Hott Mike is up again.
Hott Mike and Brilliant Brian Brisbane move back into the ring.
Hott Mike measures Brilliant Brian Brisbane up and drops a closed fist.
Hott Mike climbs to his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets back to his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane nails Hott Mike with a belly-to-back suplex.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane stomps Hott Mike.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane kicks Hott Mike on the mat.
Hott Mike gets back to his feet.
Hott Mike with a high crossbody on Brilliant Brian Brisbane. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - Brilliant Brian Brisbane takes a high cross body.

[Hott Mike gets up.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Hott Mike. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Hott Mike executes a diving elbow smash.

[Hott Mike climbs to his feet. Hott Mike get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Brilliant Brian Brisbane. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - Hott Mike takes a double axhandle chop, with three minutes of this match over. Should the time limit expire, Shabba "The New York Yankee" will regain the Royal Championship.

[Hott Mike moves back to his feet.
Hott Mike gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane applies the clawhold on Hott Mike.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane executes a huge gutbuster on Hott Mike.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane kicks Hott Mike on the mat. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - Brilliant Brian Brisbane with a stomp.

[Brilliant Brian Brisbane stomps Hott Mike.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane stomps Hott Mike's head.
Hott Mike is up again.
Hott Mike grabs Brilliant Brian Brisbane's head and arm and delivers a head and arm suplex.
Hott Mike sends Brilliant Brian Brisbane to ringside.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
(..2)
Hott Mike puts Brilliant Brian Brisbane in an arm grapevine submission.
Now Brilliant Brian Brisbane standing.
(...3)
Hott Mike executes a jawbreakeron Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Hott Mike is up again.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane stands up.
(....4)
Hott Mike hits a kneeling headbutt to Brilliant Brian Brisbane's groin. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - Hott Mike executes a kneeling headbutt.

[Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets back to his feet.
(.....5)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane takes Hott Mike into the ring.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane tackles Hott Mike and pummels his head.
Hott Mike grabs Brilliant Brian Brisbane's head and hites him in the face.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane superkicks Hott Mike.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane kicks Hott Mike on the mat.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane stomps Hott Mike's head. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Brilliant Brian Brisbane with a stomp.

[Hott Mike side slams Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Hott Mike climbs to his feet.
Hott Mike covers Brilliant Brian Brisbane hooking the leg.
Fonz Bonz counts.
...1
...2
Brilliant Brian Brisbane escapes. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - Hott Mike was so close!! Hott Mike would have become the new champion with that pinfall.

Big Baggy Jelly - Three and a half minutes left!!!

[Brilliant Brian Brisbane is back on his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane picks up Hott Mike and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane hooks Hott Mike in the abdominal stretch.
Referee Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... Hott Mike is fighting the hold.
... ... (AHHHH!)
Hott Mike escapes.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane stomps Hott Mike's head.
Hott Mike gets hit with the shooting star press from Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Referee Fonz Bonz makes the count.
...1
Hott Mike escapes. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Hott Mike is up again.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane hiptosses Hott Mike.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane stomps Hott Mike. ]

Dangerous Danny Player - Brilliant Brian Brisbane executes a stomp.

Big Baggy Jelly - Two minutes to go.

Mr Majeeka walks out onto the top of the ramp with Brilliant Brian Brisbane's Leyton Orient Football Club scarf.

Dangerous Danny Player - Hey!!! There's Majeeka with Brisbane's scarf. Majeeka cost Brilliant Brian Brisbane a famous victory over the three G. brothers by taking that scarf.

Brilliant Brian Brisbane steps out of the ring.
Mr Majeeka waves the scarf around.

Big Baggy Jelly - I thought that Mr Majeeka was a West Ham United Football Club supporter.

Dangerous Danny Player - He is!!! West Ham are Leyton Orient's East London rivals, therefore Majeeka has always hated Brisbane.

Brilliant Brian Brisbane walks up the ramp warning Mr Majeeka.
Mr Majeeka simply drops the scarf and walks backstage again.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane shakes his head as he picks up the scarf and casually walks back down to the ring to continue his match.

Big Baggy Jelly - I wonder why Mr Majeeka did that.

Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets back down to ringside.
The bell rings.

Big Baggy Jelly - What?

Steve Bayley - Ladies and gentlemen, Brilliant Brian Brisbane has been counted out!!!

Brisbane looks up at the ring in shock.

Dangerous Danny Player - Wow!!! Mr Majeeka got Brisbane counted out!!! What does this mean? I'll try and work it out.

Steve Bayley and Fonz Bonz go over to the timekeeper's table and confer about who the new champion is.

Dangerous Danny Player - I think we have the final table here with Hott Mike's 15 points for a count-out victory added on.

BRILLIANT BRIAN BRISBANE	20 points
HOTT MIKE	40 points
THE MANIAC COP	0 points
SHABBA "THE NEW YORK YANKEE"	35 points

Steve Bayley - The winner of Starcade 2, and NEW TWC ROYAL CHAMPION...HOTT MIKE!!!

Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets stroppy outside the ring and storms up the ramp.
Fonz Bonz hands the Royal Championship to Hott Mike.

Dangerous Danny Player - What a fine victory for Hott Mike, and what's more he just may be the new Royal Champion!!! We'll have to see what Crazzzy Gerard says about that. It's been a fantastic night. Join us for more of the same at Maxx!!!

*a TWC Entertainment production - 2002!!!*