Dangerous Danny Player - Hello everyone I'm
Dangerous Danny Player, and alongside me I have Big Baggy Jelly. We are
gonna see a lot of wrestlers making their TWC debut tonight, and a big six
man tag team match, but centre stage it's gonna be the TWC Worldwide Championship
on the line as Crazzzy Gerard defends against Gib "The 80's Icon".
Big Baggy Jelly - Gib has been very unhappy since the Wheel Of Misfortune,
obviously feeling he was robbed of the Worldwide championship in that table
match that ended in a uncoventional fashion. But he's getting his chance
at retribution tonight.
Dangerous Danny Player - Indeed he is. Lots to get through tonight,
so let's go over to Steve Bayley.
Scott Star vs. Pheonix
Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match.
On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 205 pounds, from Venice,
CA, Scott Star!!!
[Scott Star comes to the ring. ]
Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 212 pounds, from Rivers
Manitoba, Pheonix!!! (crowd boos **********)
[Pheonix walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
(ding, ding, ding)
Pheonix and Scott Star front up to each other.
Dangerous Danny Player - I'm looking forward to seeing how these two
get on here.
Pheonix is hit with a backward kick.
Big Baggy Jelly - Whoa!!!
Scott Star fist drops Pheonix on the mat.
Scott Star is up again.
Pheonix gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Scott Star.
Scott Star gets up.
Pheonix climbs to his feet.
Pheonix executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Scott Star's head onto the
mat. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Good springboard bulldog by Pheonix.
[Pheonix gets up.
Pheonix applies a nerve hold on Scott Star.
Fonz Bonz asks Scott Star if he quits.
... ... ... Scott Star trys to escape.
Pheonix breaks the hold. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - What an outstanding match!
[Scott Star nails Pheonix with a belly-to-back suplex.
Scott Star is up again.
Pheonix moves back to his feet.
Pheonix executes a headlock takedown. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Pheonix executes a headlock takedown.
[Pheonix clotheslines Scott Star.
Scott Star delivers a spinning backbreak to Pheonix.
Pheonix is up again.
Pheonix hits Scott Star with the belly-to-belly suplex.
Pheonix sucks chants start in the crowd. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - That belly-to-belly suplex was very good.
[Pheonix is up again.
Scott Star gets hit with the shooting star press from Pheonix.
The ref starts the count.
...1
...2
Scott Star kicks out. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - That was almost the end of the match right
there!
[Scott Star is back on his feet. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Pheonix is doing quite well at this point in the
match.
[Pheonix picks up Scott Star and front slams him on the mat.
Scott Star is up again.
Pheonix executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Scott Star. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Pheonix executes a ropeflip hiptoss.
[Scott Star gets hit with the shooting star press from Pheonix.
Fonz Bonz counts the pin.
...1
...2
Scott Star escapes. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Pheonix should have known better than to try for
a shooting star press at this point in the match.
[Scott Star gets back to his feet.
Pheonix punches Scott Star in the head.
Pheonix hits him with a back fist. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Scott Star takes a back fist.
[Pheonix double underhook faceslams Scott Star hard to the Scott Star.
Scott Star is back on his feet.
Scott Star hits Pheonix with the belly-to-belly suplex.
Scott Star is up again.
Scott Star rolls onto Pheonix connecting with a knee.
Pheonix gets back to his feet.
Pheonix applies the clawhold on Scott Star.
Scott Star executes a swinging bulldog on Pheonix driving Pheonix's face
into the mat.
Scott Star is back on his feet.
Scott Star executes a corkscrew legdrop on Pheonix.
Scott Star gets up.
Scott Star gets sidewalk slammed by Pheonix.
Scott Star gets hit with the shooting star press from Pheonix.
Referee Fonz Bonz makes the count.
...1
...2
Scott Star escapes. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - OHHHHHHH So close!!!
[Scott Star is up again. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - This is how wrestling should be!
[Scott Star hits Pheonix with the crotch slam. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - That crotch slam was very good.
[Pheonix gets locked into the headscissors submission by Scott Star.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... (AHHHH!)
Pheonix escapes.
Scott Star sends Pheonix to ringside.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
(..2)
Scott Star fist drops Pheonix on the floor.
Scott Star climbs to his feet.
(...3)
Scott Star executes a corkscrew legdrop on Pheonix.
Scott Star gets up.
(....4)
Scott Star rolls onto Pheonix connecting with a knee.
Pheonix with a takeover suplex on Scott Star.
Pheonix moves back to his feet.
(.....5) ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Pheonix'll be counted out.
[Pheonix hits a frog splash on Scott Star.
Scott Star is up again.
Pheonix hits Scott Star with a double underhook piledrive right into the
floor.
Pheonix takes Scott Star into the ring.
Pheonix clotheslines Scott Star.
Pheonix chops Scott Star.
Pheonix executes the Super DDT on Scott Star!
Pheonix catches Scott Star in a backslide and goes for the pin.
Fonz Bonz counts.
...1
...2
A man pulls referee Fonz Bonz out of the ring.]
Dangerous Danny Player - What?
Big Baggy Jelly - Who is that?
The man enters the ring with a steel chair.
Pheonix stands up and looks at the man.
The man slams the steel chair down on Pheonix's head.
Dangerous Danny Player - I recognise him!!! That's X-Fer!!!
Big Baggy Jelly - Who?
Dangerous Danny Player - X-Fer!!! He wrestled a couple of matches
a few weeks ago and also lost to our Royal Champion, Hott Mike.
Pheonix is out cold on the mat.
Scott Star struggles to his feet.
Scott Star is also met by a vicious chairshot to the head by X-Fer.
Scott Star falls lifelessly to the mat.
X-Fer drops the chair and rolls out of the ring.
The bell rings.
Steve Bayley - Referee Fonz Bonz has declared this match null and
void!!!
X-Fer walks back up the ramp smiling to himself.
Big Baggy Jelly - He's sending out a message to somebody.
Dangerous Danny Player - Yeah, but who?
*CHARTER'S CORNER - The ultimate
analysis station for the ICW e-fed family. No Charter's Corner - No wrestling.
Know Charter's Corner - Know wrestling!!!*
Dangerous Danny Player - Well we're back here
now awaiting our second match of the evening.
Here To Stay plays throughout the arena.
Big Baggy Jelly - What's this?
A figure appears from the back with a ladder.
Dangerous Danny Player - Hey I recognise him...that's A.J. Styles!!!
Big Baggy Jelly - A.J. Styles???
A.J.Styles walks down to the ring with the ladder.
The fans cheer.
Dangerous Danny Player - This man is all business. Very experienced.
Very enterprising.
A.J.Styles throws his ladder into the ring and then climbs in himself.
A.J. calls for a microphone.
Big Baggy Jelly - What has he got to say for himself?
A.J.Styles - I am finally here, standing in the middle of this ring
and awaiting my new challenge...TWC America!!!
The crowd cheer loudly.
A.J.Styles - I was the best wrestler in my previous federation and
I know it's only gonna be a matter of time before everyone here in TWC America
says the same thing about me in this federation.
The crowd cheer again.
A.J.Styles - And so onto the reason why I am out here tonight, and
the reason why I have this ladder with me. If there's one thing I specialise
in, it's a ladder match, and I challenge anybody from out the back to face
me one on one this Wednesday at Maxx, in a ladder match. So come on down,
anybody!!! What are you waiting for?
The fans are abuzz as they eagerly anticipate an appearance from the back.
Dangerous Danny Player - Well this is a big chance for somebody to
make an impression on the fed, by taking this man on in a ladder match.
I'd have thought people would have been falling over themselves to get out
here.
"Hasta La Vista Baby" plays throughout the arena and The Terminator walks
out from the back.
Big Baggy Jelly - Looks like somebody wants to get involved.
The Terminator holds up the microphone he brought out with him.
The Terminator - You want somebody to play ladders with?
A.J. enthusiastically nods his head and calls Terminator on.
The Terminator - Well I'll have some of that. You and me, Wednesday.
I'll see you there where you will be slaughtered!!!
The Terminator turns his back and walks towards the back.
A.J.Styles - Hey fat boy!!!
The Terminator turns slowly back to the ring.
A.J.Styles - I'll see you Wednesday, where I'll be kicking your ass...the
A.J. Cool Way!!!
The fans cheer as The Terminator walks away sneering and A.J. poses in the
ring with his ladder.
Dangerous Danny Player - A ladder match at Maxx!!!
The Spikertron flickers on and shows Hott Mike walking through the backstage
area towards the ring.
Dangerous Danny Player - It's Hott Mike against Rex Butler next!!!
*The advertisement shows a pane
of glass with the outline of the United States of America etched into it.
Moments later The Gladiator is seen walking towards it with his sledgehammer
whistling. He briefly glances into the camera before swinging his sledgehammer
directly into the middle of the pane of glass. The glass shatters and smashes
in dramatic style!!!
THE TWC...NOW HAVING A "SMASHING TIME" IN AMERICA!!!*
Rex Butler vs. Hott Mike
Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard NON
TITLE Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 170 pounds,
from Albany, NY, the TWC Royal Champion, Hott Mike!!!
[Hott Mike comes to the ring. ]
Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 275 pounds, from Los
Angeles, California, Rex Butler!!! (crowd boos ***)
[Rex Butler walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
Hott Mike hits a kneeling headbutt to Rex Butler's groin.
Rex Butler gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Hott Mike.
Hott Mike puts Rex Butler in an arm grapevine submission.
Hott Mike fist drops Rex Butler on the mat. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Hott Mike executes a fist drop.
[Hott Mike puts Rex Butler in an arm grapevine submission.
Hott Mike covers Rex Butler hooking the leg.
Referee Fonz Bonz makes the count.
...1
...2
Rex Butler escapes. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Hott Mike should have known he wouldn't win
the match with that.
[Hott Mike trys for a fireman's carry but is unable to lift Rex Butler.
Rex Butler is hit with a backward kick.
Rex Butler gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Hott Mike.
Hott Mike climbs to his feet.
Hott Mike fist drops Rex Butler on the mat. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Hott Mike with a fist drop.
[Now Hott Mike standing.
Rex Butler gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Hott Mike.
Rex Butler stands up.
Rex Butler springboard DDT's Hott Mike onto the mat!
Rex Butler sucks chants start in the crowd.
Rex Butler gets back to his feet.
Now Hott Mike standing.
Hott Mike hits a spinning leg lariat on Rex Butler sending him to the mat.
Hott Mike puts Rex Butler in an arm grapevine submission.
Rex Butler is up again.
Hott Mike gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Hott Mike gets back to his feet.
Rex Butler get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Hott Mike.
Hott Mike fist drops Rex Butler on the mat. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Hott Mike executes a fist drop.
[Hott Mike is up again. Rex Butler gets back to his feet.
Rex Butler nails Hott Mike with an inverted DDT. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Rex Butler is doing quite well at this point in
the match.
[Rex Butler hits Hott Mike with an elbowdrop. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - elbowdrop!
[Rex Butler gets up.
Hott Mike is back on his feet.
Rex Butler executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Hott Mike.
Rex Butler knees Hott Mike and rolls back to his feet.
Rex Butler measures Hott Mike up and drops a closed fist. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Hott Mike takes a fist drop.
[Now Rex Butler standing.
Rex Butler grabs Hott Mike and applies an arm wrench.
Hott Mike moves back to his feet.
Hott Mike trys for a fisherman buster but is not strong enough to lift Rex
Butler.
Rex Butler hits Hott Mike with the double arm DDT into the mat. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - That double arm DDT was very good.
[Rex Butler stands up.
Rex Butler sends Hott Mike to ringside.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
(..2)
Rex Butler grabs Hott Mike and applies an arm wrench.
Hott Mike gets up.
(...3)
Hott Mike with a high crossbody on Rex Butler.
Hott Mike stands up.
(....4)
Hott Mike gets thrown into the turnbuckle.
Rex Butler comes over and smashes Hott Mike's head into it.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Hott Mike kicks Rex Butler in the stomach.
Hott Mike goes for a pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1
...2
Rex Butler kicks out. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Hott Mike should have known he wouldn't win the
match with that.
[Hott Mike grabs Rex Butler's head and hites him in the face.
Rex Butler knifehand chops Hott Mike.
Hott Mike gets hit with a dragon screw from Rex Butler.
Hott Mike stands up.
Rex Butler gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - elbowsmash!
[Rex Butler short lariats Hott Mike.
Hott Mike trys for a takeover suplex but is not strong enough to lift Rex
Butler.
Hott Mike trys for a body slam but is not strong enough to lift Rex Butler.
Hott Mike puts a knee to Rex Butler's back and pulls hims arms back.
Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... Rex Butler is fighting the hold.
... Rex Butler escapes.
Hott Mike and Rex Butler go to the floor Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
(..2)
Hott Mike hits Rex Butler with a headbutt to the mid-section.
(...3)
Rex Butler chops Hott Mike.
(....4)
Hott Mike gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Rex Butler.
(.....5)
Hott Mike takes Rex Butler into the ring.
Hott Mike hits a jumping elbow thrust on Rex Butler. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Rex Butler takes a jumping elbow thrust.
[Rex Butler gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Hott Mike. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Rex Butler takes a diving elbow smash.
[Hott Mike is back on his feet.
Rex Butler gets up.
Rex Butler punches Hott Mike in the head. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - punch!
[Rex Butler executes a swinging bulldog on Hott Mike driving Hott Mike's
face into the mat.
Rex Butler fist drops Hott Mike on the mat. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Rex Butler with a fist drop.
[Rex Butler hits Hott Mike with an elbowdrop.
Now Rex Butler standing.
Rex Butler rolls onto Hott Mike connecting with a knee.
Hott Mike climbs to his feet.
Rex Butler nails Hott Mike with a belly-to-back suplex.
Rex Butler gets up.
Rex Butler fist drops Hott Mike on the mat. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - fist drop!
[Rex Butler gets back to his feet.
Rex Butler goes for a pin.
Fonz Bonz counts the pin.
...1
Hott Mike kicks out. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Rex Butler should have known he wouldn't
win the match with that.
[Hott Mike stands up.
Hott Mike grabs Rex Butler's head and DDT's him on the mat. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Nice DDT by Hott Mike.
[Hott Mike climbs to his feet.
Rex Butler moves back to his feet.
Hott Mike and Rex Butler go to the floor ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Rex Butler is much safer at ringside. Hott Mike
can't get a pin there.
[Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
Hott Mike throws a chair at Rex Butler.
(..2)
Hott Mike bites Rex Butler's arm out of desparation.
(...3)
Hott Mike tackles and begins punching Rex Butler.
Rex Butler moves back to his feet.
(....4)
Rex Butler takes Hott Mike down with a knee.
Hott Mike climbs to his feet.
(.....5)
Hott Mike and Rex Butler move back into the ring.
Hott Mike trys for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Rex Butler.
Hott Mike throws Rex Butler off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder
block.
Hott Mike goes for a pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Rex Butler escapes. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Hott Mike should have known better than to try for
a pin at this point in the match.
[Rex Butler executes a headlock takedown.
Hott Mike is back on his feet.
Hott Mike executes a jawbreaker on Rex Butler. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Hott Mike executes a jawbreaker.
[Hott Mike gets back to his feet.
Hott Mike goes for a pin.
Referee Fonz Bonz makes the count.
...1
...2
Rex Butler escapes. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Hott Mike should have known he wouldn't win the
match with that.
[Rex Butler rakes the face of Hott Mike in attempt to make a come back.
Rex Butler hits Hott Mike with the back of his elbow.
Rex Butler gets elbowed to his midsection by Rex Butler.
Hott Mike rakes the face of Rex Butler in attempt to make a come back. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Hott Mike with a face rake.
[Hott Mike trys for a double underhook backbreaker but is not strong enough
to lift Rex Butler.
Hott Mike drags Rex Butler to the floor.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
(..2)
Rex Butler get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Hott Mike. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - double axhandle chop!
[(...3) Rex Butler executes the jumping sidekick on Hott Mike. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Hott Mike takes a jumping sidekick.
[Hott Mike is up again.
(....4)
Hott Mike trys for a fireman's carry but is unable to lift Rex Butler.
(.....5)
Hott Mike takes Rex Butler into the ring.
Hott Mike rakes the face of Rex Butler in attempt to make a come back. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Rex Butler takes a face rake.
[Hott Mike executes a jawbreaker on Rex Butler. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Hott Mike with a jawbreaker.
[Hott Mike stands up.
Hott Mike fist drops Rex Butler on the mat.
Hott Mike is up again.
Hott Mike covers Rex Butler hooking the leg.
Referee Fonz Bonz makes the count.
...1
Rex Butler escapes. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Rex Butler gets up.
Rex Butler hits a spinning leg lariat on Hott Mike sending him to the mat.
Rex Butler knees Hott Mike and rolls back to his feet.
Hott Mike is up again.
Hott Mike hits Rex Butler with a headbutt to the mid-section.
Hott Mike kicks Rex Butler in the stomach. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - Hott Mike with a kick.
[Rex Butler is up again.
Hott Mike trys for a belly-to-belly superplex but is not strong enough to
lift Rex Butler.]
Big Baggy Jelly - This is how wrestling should be!
[Hott Mike bites Rex Butler's arm out of desparation.
Rex Butler gives Hott Mike a reverse neckbreaker.
Rex Butler climbs to his feet.
Hott Mike stands up.
Hott Mike tackles and begins punching Rex Butler.
Rex Butler stands up.
Rex Butler executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Hott Mike.
Hott Mike is up again.
Hott Mike hits a kneeling headbutt to Rex Butler's groin.
Hott Mike covers Rex Butler hooking the leg.
Fonz Bonz counts.
...1
...2
Rex Butler escapes. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Rex Butler gets back to his feet.
Rex Butler executes a headlock takedown.
Rex Butler applies an arm wrench to Hott Mike.
Rex Butler hits Hott Mike with an elbowdrop.
Rex Butler is up again.
Rex Butler executes a swinging bulldog on Hott Mike driving Hott Mike's face
into the mat.
Rex Butler covers Hott Mike hooking the leg.
Fonz Bonz counts.
...1
...2
Hott Mike kicks out. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - Not even close!
[Now Hott Mike standing.
Rex Butler knifehand chops Hott Mike.
Rex Butler with a headscissors takeover on Hott Mike.
Hott Mike gets back to his feet.
Rex Butler connects with a flying knee.
Hott Mike goes down.
Hott Mike is back on his feet.
Hott Mike gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. ]
Dangerous Danny Player - corkscrew armdrag!
[Rex Butler rolls onto Hott Mike connecting with a knee.
Hott Mike climbs to his feet.
Hott Mike grabs Rex Butler's head and hites him in the face.
Hott Mike hits a spinning leg lariat on Rex Butler sending him to the mat.
Hott Mike puts Rex Butler in an arm grapevine submission.
Rex Butler climbs to his feet.
Rex Butler hits a spinning leg lariat on Hott Mike sending him to the mat.
Hott Mike gets up.
Rex Butler goes for a atomic drop but Hott Mike dodges the attack.
Rex Butler dropkicks Hott Mike to the face.
Rex Butler runs in and leg drops Hott Mike.
Rex Butler climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt
on Hott Mike.
Rex Butler hits Hott Mike with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Rex Butler stands up.
Rex Butler climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt
on Hott Mike.
Rex Butler is back on his feet.
Rex Butler puts a knee to Hott Mike's back and pulls hims arms back.
Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!)
... (AHHHH!)
... Hott Mike trys to escape.
... Hott Mike is fighting the hold.
... Rex Butler tightens the hold.
... ... ... Rex Butler tightens the hold.
... ... Hott Mike is fighting the hold.
X-Fer jumps over the guardrail to ringside.
X-Fer reaches into the ring and pulls Rex Butler out.
Dangerous Danny Player - Not again!!!
Big Baggy Jelly - This match was a classic.
X-Fer punches Rex Butler.
X-Fer whips Rex Butler into the steel steps.
X-Fer grabs a steel chair.
As Rex Butler staggers around at ringside X-Fer levels him with the chair.
Rex Butler hits the mats.
Dangerous Danny Player - That's three people in one night!!!
X-Fer rolls into the ring with the steel chair.
Hott Mike gets to his feet recovering from the submission move put on him
by Rex Butler.
X-Fer smashes the steel chair over the head of Hott Mike.
Big Baggy Jelly - Scott Star, Pheonix, Rex Butler and now Hott Mike.
All have been taken out of the picture by this foul mooded X-Fer.
X-Fer drops the chair and chokes Hott Mike.
Fonz Bonz tries to get X-Fer off.
X-Fer isn't stopping for anything.
A voice is heard over the sound system.
Voice - Whoa!!! Whoa!!! Whoa!!! Whoa!!!
King Crasher comes marching out from backstage with a microphone.
Dangerous Danny Player - Here he comes. The 25% owner of TWC America.
King Crasher - What the hell do you think you're doing?
X-Fer stops choking Hott Mike and stands in the ring looking down at King
Crasher.
King Crasher marches down to the ring and up the steel steps.
Crasher enters the ring and confronts X-Fer.
King Crasher - What the hell is going on here??? You!!! X-Fer!!!
You join TWC America about a month ago. We see you wrestle twice. You disappear
for two or three weeks. Now you're back here trying to ruin MY show. What
the hell is you problem???
X-Fer snatches the microphone out of King Crasher's hand.
The crowd get excited at this act of rebellion.
X-Fer - That man there is my problem.
X-Fer points at Hott Mike who is still out of it on the mat.
X-Fer - This is the only man I lost to here in TWC, and I don't like
it. I know I'm better than him. My lose to him was a freak result. It
could never happen again. I want Hott Mike, and I want him this Wednesday
at Maxx, and I want his Royal Championship to be on the line.
King Crasher snatches the microphone back.
King Crasher - I want, I want, I want!!! Well, I'll tell you what
I want X-Fer. I want committed wrestlers in my federation. Not wrestlers
that come and go as they please. As for your match with Hott Mike, you can
have your match with Hott Mike, IF and only IF you defeat The Maniac Cop
this Wednesday at Maxx. But if you do defeat The Maniac Cop, then you can
wrestle against Hott Mike in a NON TITLE match up at next week's Stateside.
X-Fer looks sternly at King Crasher.
King Crasher - Now don't look at me like that. You think I'm gonna
give you a shot at the Royal Championship after what you did here tonight???
X-Fer gives King Crasher some backchat.
King Crasher - OK then, I'll make a deal with you then. Should you
defeat Maniac Cop at Maxx, and then go on to beat Hott Mike at Stateside,
then and only then will I grant you a shot at the TWC British Championship
at the next pay per view. If you like that idea, then great. If you don't,
then tough.
King Crasher drops the mic and leaves the ring.
X-Fer stands inside the ring nodding his head.
Dangerous Danny Player - X-Fer versus Maniac Cop at Maxx!!!
*Brisbane flies from the top turnbuckle
and lands a legdrop across Nigel G.'s throat.
Dangerous Danny Player - That's it!!! That's the Leyton Legdrop, and there's
no way in the world Nigel G. is kicking out of that!!!
Brilliant Brian Brisbane covers Nigel G. hooking the leg.
... 1
... 2
... 3!!!
The bell rings.
TWC AMERICA - Only the best is good enough!!!*
"Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne hits the loudspeakers as Crazzzy Gerard walks
down to the ring with the TWC Worldwide Championship around his waist, and
one tag title on each shoulder. He grabs a mic and starts to speak.
Crazzzy Gerard - Hello ladies and gentlemen...this is your Worldwide
Champion speaking. As you all know, I successfully defended the TWC Tag Titles
last week on Stateside with the help of one Hott Mike. That's why I am out
here tonight. You see, me and Mike, we are two of the best in the business
right now, and so I felt it appropriate to ask him to be my tag partner.
He blatently said yes, so without further talking....I would like Hott Mike
to come out here and get his tag title, which he rightfully earned.
Hott Mike's music hits the loudspeakers as Mike walks down to the ring and
grabs a mic.
Hott Mike - Thank you Gerard for this honor. I think we will make
a great tag team...I mean we are the Worldwide and Royal Champions...we hold
the top two titles in TWC, so it should be good. I am glad you chose me as
a tag partner.
The crowd boo.
Hott Mike - What X-Fer just did to me. You're gonna pay for that!!!
I'll get my hands on you one way or another make no mistake about that.
Hott Mike is interrupted by Gib "The 80's Icon"'s music.
Gib appears from the back with a microphone.
Gib "The 80's Icon" - Crazzzy Gerard. Everybody knows that your victory
for the Worldwide Championship at Wheel of Misfortune was a cheap victory.
Everybody knows that I was the strongest of the three men in that match.
Well tonight, you kiss that title goodbye, coz it's coming home with me.
Gib returns back to the locker rooms.
Crazzzy Gerard stands up on the ropes holding the Worldwide Championship
high in the air.
*ALL TWC AMERICA SUPERSTARS ARE HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSIONAL
ATHLETES...DO NOT IMMITATE OR COPY THEIR PERFORMANCES OR ACTIONS...THIS PROGRAMME
IS SOLELY INTENDED FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE*
The G. Brothers vs. The Kliq
Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match
tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, Benny, Simon and Nigel...The
G. Brothers!!!
[The G. Brothers come to the ring. ]
Steve Bayley - and their opponents, the team of Brilliant Brian Brisbane,
Loose Cannon and Big Daddy Jason Berodt...The Kliq!!!
[The Kliq walk to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this match.
Nigel G. walks around the ring.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt walks around the ring.
(ding, ding, ding)
Nigel G. clotheslines Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Nigel G. sucks chants start in the crowd.
Nigel G. trys for a power move but is unable to lift Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt gives Nigel G. the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt hits Nigel G. with an elbowdrop.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt moves back to his feet.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt thrust kicks Nigel G. in the head.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt goes for a pin.
Fonz Bonz counts.
...1
...2
...3 ]
Steve Bayley - The winners of this match, The Kliq!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - OH MY GOD!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
Benny G. and Simon G. don't know what to do.
Nigel G. looks dazed.
Big Baggy Jelly - That's got to be the shortest ever six man tag team
match I've ever seen.
Dangerous Danny Player - The G. brothers are useless. Absolutely useless.
Especially Nigel.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt, Loose Cannon and Brilliant Brian Brisbane return
to the backstage area celebrating and laughing.
Benny and Simon stand over Nigel shrugging their shoulders.
Dangerous Danny Player - Well after that, Rocket Ronnie are you ready???
I wasn't expecting that match to end so quickly.
The Spikertron flickers on and shows Rocket Ronnie The Silver Shark standing
backstage in front of a tumbler.
Rocket Ronnie - Well I'm pleased to be joined here for the drawing of
the next Dream Championship challenger by a legendary, larger than life former
ICW superstar Goliath. Good to see you Goliath.
Goliath - It's great to be here Ronnie. I'm really enjoying the action
and I'm looking forward to seeing who the next Dream Championship challenger
is.
Rocket Ronnie - Who are you here with tonight?
Goliath - Well, I'm here with my brother and tag team partner Deacon,
and my wife Angel. We're hanging out with our good buddies The Coca Cola
Boys, so we're having a great time.
Rocket Ronnie - Any chance of a ring return for you or your brother?
Goliath - Well you never know. Watch this space.
Rocket Ronnie - Well it's good to talk to you again Goliath. If you
wouldn't mind now choosing a ball from inside the tumbler.
Rocket Ronnie spins the tumbler.
Goliath opens the door and picks a ball out.
Goliath hands the ball to Rocket Ronnie who opens it and announces the next
Dream Championship challenger.
Rocket Ronnie - Well...er...the next Dream Championship challenger is...
Rocket Ronnie sighs in desperation.
Rocket Ronnie - Benny G. again!!!
The crowd boo.
The Spikertron turns off.
Dangerous Danny Player - Not again please!!!
Big Baggy Jelly - So we're gonna see yet another one sided contest
between Gib "The 80's Icon" and Benny G. for the TWC Dream Championship.
Dangerous Danny Player - And that will be at next week's Stateside.
The Spikertron turns on again.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt, Loose Cannon and Brilliant Brian Brisbane walk around
laughing and joking backstage.
Big Daddy slaps Loose Cannon on the back.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Listen, you two go back to the dressing room
and phone the chicks. I'll go and get the beers.
Loose Cannon - Okay bro.
Loose Cannon and Brilliant Brian Brisbane disappear from view.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt watches them go.
Berodt turns and is confronted by someone.
Dangerous Danny Player - It's Deacon!!!
Big Daddy Jason Berodt and Deacon just stare each other down.
Dangerous Danny Player - These two have got history. I don't know if
anyone else in the entire ICW network has got more history than these two.
Berodt and Deacon continue to stare each other down.
Berodt then laughs and barges past Deacon.
Deacon fold his arms and sternly watches Berodt as he continues to go about
his business.
The Spikertron turns off.
Big Baggy Jelly - Well that looked potentially volatile.
Dangerous Danny Player - Well coming up next is our huge main event which
features Gib "The 80's Icon" challenging Crazzzy Gerard for his Worldwide
Championship. Let's go back and show you how Gib got his shot.
TWC presents WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE - 15th June - WORLDWIDE CHAMPIONSHIP TABLE
MATCH - Gib "The 80's Icon" vs Crazzzy Gerard vs The Gladiator (champion)
Meanwhile Gib is still mounting an offense onto Crazzzy Gerard.
Gib grabs Gerard and whips him into the ropes.
Gerard goes flying into the ropes and smashes into The Gladiator's back.
The Gladiator comes flying off the apron and face first through a table on
the outside.
Gib "The 80's Icon" holds his head in his hands as he realises what he's
done.
King Crasher looks shocked.
Jayse The Ace just simply walks to the back.
The bell rings.
Steve Bayley - Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this contest, AND NEW
TWC WORLDWIDE CHAMPION...CRAZZZY GERARD!!!
Gib runs over and clotheslines Crazzzy Gerard out of the ring.
Vinny Chompways - Ah, what a bad loser!!!
Gib jumps out of the ring and storms up the ramp away from the ring.
Stateside - 22nd June
Crazzzy Gerard - Gib!!! What on earth makes you think that the best man did
not win that match at Stateside last week? What on earth makes you think
you can be the champion? Nobody likes you!!! Nobody appreciates you!!! Nobody
respects you!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - That's not damn true.
Gib "The 80's Icon" goes over to a turnbuckle and climbs up on it.
The fans in the arena go wild.
Gib just nods his head and gets back down.
Gib "The 80's Icon" - You were saying?
Crazzzy Gerard - Look...whatever...you're not a patch on me!!! You bring
your ass to Stateside next week and we'll find out exactly who the best wrestler
in this federation is.
The fans cheer.
Gib "The 80's Icon" - Well in that case, you'd better go and start polishing
that belt Gerard. You've got seven days to get that thing looking really
nice and shiny for me. Get to it!!!
Crazzzy Gerard scowls and marches backstage again.
Gib's music plays and the fans cheer for him as he exits the ring.
Dangerous Danny Player - It's Crazzzy Gerard defending the Worldwide Championship
against Gib "The 80's Icon" next week at Stateside!!! I love it!!!
The Spikertron flickers off.
TWC WORLDWIDE CHAMPIONSHIP
Crazzzy Gerard (champion) vs. Gib "The 80's Icon"
Crazy Train plays and Crazzzy Gerard comes down to
the ring with his Worldwide and Tag Titles.
Steve Bayley: Your Worldwide Champion, Crazzzy Gerard
Steve Bayley: And his Opponent, Gib "The 80's Icon".
The old 4 hourseman theme plays and Gib comes down to the ring.
The bell rings.
Gib spits towards CrazzzyGerard, but the spit falls short.
CrazzzyGerard the jumps forward and jabs Gib in the jaw.
Gib gets all pissed and swings at the CrazzzyGerard.
Gerard ducks and hits a haymaker to the guy.
Gib hunches down and CrazzzyGerard uppercuts him in the nose.
Gib goes flying back into the corner with his nose already busted open.
Dangerous Danny Player - The man can box.
Big Baggy Jelly - He can do everything.
CrazzzyGerard then hits a roundhouse kick to the side of Gib's face.
Gib comes charging out of the corner for a clothesline
Gerard goes for a back body drop but Gib counters into a sunset flip.
...1...2...
CrazzzyGerard barely escapes the pin.
Both men get to their feet.
CrazzzyGerard lunges at Gib, who uses his momentum and plants him hard with
a DDT.
CrazzzyGerard lies on the ground holding his head.
Dangerous Danny Player - Gib is doing good.
Big Baggy Jelly - He is doing well David, he is doing well
Gib picks up CrazzzyGerard and hits a stalling brainbuster suplex.
He makes a cover,
...1..2
...CrazzzyGerard kicks out on the longer three count
He gets up and they both clothesline each other simultaneously.
...1...2...3
CrazzzyGerard gets up a knee
...4...5
...He gets to both knees and Gib gets up quickly.
He runs forward and then knees CrazzzyGerard in the face.
CrazzzyGerard flops back clutching his forehead
Dangerous Danny Player - I wish every match could be like this.
Big Baggy Jelly - I don't. Every match needs Ravmaster vs Ming Chee's
fish.
Gib then picks up Gerard for another suplex, but Gerard does a go behind.
He then picks up Gib and drops him on the back of his head with a big German
Suplex.
Gibrolls around holding his neck in pain.
CrazzzyGerard goes for a pin, but cant catch Gib who is rolling like a mad
man.
He then hoists Gib up onto the bottom rope.
CrazzzyGerard then starts choking Gib on the rope.
he ref counts 4 seconds and Gerard lets go.
He then slingshots over the top rope and comes down leg dropping Gib across
the throat.
CrazzzyGerard rolls back into the ring
Big Baggy Jelly - In my first non smart ass comment of the match,
hes going for the kill!
CrazzzyGerard makes the cover,
...1
...Gib kicks out with authority.
Dangerous Danny Player - You are on your B game even when you try.
Both men get up and Gib reaches back for a big punch.
CrazzzyGerard then pokes him in the eyes.
CrazzzyGerard turns around and kicks him in the chest.
Gerard turns around and Gib swings a lariat attempt at him.
CrazzzyGerard ducks the poor lariat and then kicks Gib in the stomach.
He then picks him up and hits the eruption.
CrazzzyGerard hooks a leg,
...1
...2
...3
Big Baggy Jelly - Crazzzy Gerard has won the match!
Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, and still TWC Worldwide champion,
Crazzzy Gerard!!!
Dangerous Danny Player - Well if ever there was a time when Crazzzy
Gerard proved that he is the best around here, that was it. That's all for
tonight. We'll see you on Wednesday Night for what is sure to be a huge
Maxx!!!
*a TWC Entertainment production - 2002!!!*
