Saturday 27th July 2002

at The Tucson Convention Center

The Charter - We're in Tucson tonight, and I can't wait to see what goes down!!! Tempers are flaring and tension is mounting!!! Just who will come out of tonight looking good? You'll have to stayed tuned to find out!!!

Stateside

The Charter - Welcome along everyone to what will be a most exciting evening's entertainment for all. Unfortunately tonight, we are without the services of Dangerous Danny Player who was the victim of the brutal assualt by Iron Mike Lindsay.

Big Baggy Jelly - That's right. He's attacked two of the commentary team and also kidnapped one of our interviewers. You wouldn't think he could get away with it, but he has. X-Fer will get a chance to put Iron Mike in his place later tonight.

Jackson Blair vs. Terror "The Chosen One"

Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 209 pounds, from Manassas, Virginia, Jackson Blair!!! (crowd cheers *********)

[Jackson Blair comes to the ring. ]

Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 205 pounds, from Pittsboro, NC, Terror "The Chosen One"!!!

[Terror "The Chosen One" walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
(ring, ring, ring)
Jackson Blair kicks Terror "The Chosen One" in the head.
Terror "The Chosen One" gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jackson Blair.
Jackson Blair is up again.
Terror "The Chosen One" stands up.
Jackson Blair executes a swinging bulldog on Terror "The Chosen One" driving Terror "The Chosen One"'s face into the mat.
Jackson Blair gets up.
Jackson Blair gets thrown into the turnbuckle.
Terror "The Chosen One" comes over and smashes Jackson Blair's head into it.
Jackson Blair slaps Terror "The Chosen One".
Jackson Blair hits him with a back fist.
Jackson Blair executes a jawbreaker on Terror "The Chosen One". ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Jackson Blair with a jawbreaker.

[Jackson Blair is back on his feet.
Terror "The Chosen One" gets back to his feet.
Terror "The Chosen One" executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Jackson Blair's head onto the mat. ]

The Charter - Nice springboard bulldog by Terror "The Chosen One".

[Jackson Blair gets back to his feet. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - The Transatlantic Wrestling Championships is the number one wrestling program on television.

[Jackson Blair goes for a waistlock suplex but Terror "The Chosen One" dodges the attack.
Jackson Blair drags Terror "The Chosen One" to the floor.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
(..2)
Terror "The Chosen One" gets hit with a back heel kick.
(...3)
Jackson Blair knees Terror "The Chosen One" and rolls back to his feet.
(....4)
Jackson Blair executes a corkscrew legdrop on Terror "The Chosen One".
Now Jackson Blair standing.
(.....5)
Jackson Blair and Terror "The Chosen One" move back into the ring.
Jackson Blair measures Terror "The Chosen One" up and drops a closed fist.
Jackson Blair is back on his feet.
Jackson Blair measures Terror "The Chosen One" up and drops a closed fist. ]

The Charter - Jackson Blair with a fist drop.

[Jackson Blair gets up.
Jackson Blair executes a corkscrew legdrop on Terror "The Chosen One". ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Terror "The Chosen One" takes a corkscrew legdrop.

[Jackson Blair gets back to his feet.
Jackson Blair delivers a spinning backbreak to Terror "The Chosen One".
Jackson Blair trys for a running powerslam but Terror "The Chosen One" avoids it.
Jackson Blair with a huge fisherman buster on Terror "The Chosen One".
Now Jackson Blair standing.
Terror "The Chosen One" moves back to his feet.
Terror "The Chosen One" hits a tiger driver on Jackson Blair. ]

The Charter - Good tiger driver by Terror "The Chosen One".

[Terror "The Chosen One" is up again. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Terror "The Chosen One" is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[Terror "The Chosen One" knees Jackson Blair and rolls back to his feet.
Jackson Blair moves back to his feet.
Jackson Blair gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Jackson Blair is up again.
Jackson Blair tackles Terror "The Chosen One".
Jackson Blair rolls onto Terror "The Chosen One" connecting with a knee.
Terror "The Chosen One" gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jackson Blair.
Terror "The Chosen One" gets up.
Terror "The Chosen One" punches Jackson Blair in the head.
Terror "The Chosen One" gives Jackson Blair a reverse neckbreaker.
Terror "The Chosen One" climbs to his feet.
Jackson Blair executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Terror "The Chosen One".
Terror "The Chosen One" gets back to his feet.
Terror "The Chosen One" rakes the face of Jackson Blair in attempt to make a come back. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Terror "The Chosen One" executes a face rake.

[Terror "The Chosen One" executes a swinging bulldog on Jackson Blair driving Jackson Blair's face into the mat.
Terror "The Chosen One" hits Jackson Blair with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Terror "The Chosen One" applies an arm wrench to Jackson Blair.
Jackson Blair gets up.
Terror "The Chosen One" executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Jackson Blair.
Jackson Blair is up again.
Jackson Blair places Terror "The Chosen One" on the turnbuckle and executes the belly-to-back superplex.
Jackson Blair chants start.
Jackson Blair moves back to his feet.
Terror "The Chosen One" gets locked into the headscissors submission by Jackson Blair.
Fonz Bonz asks Terror "The Chosen One" if he quits.
... ... ... Jackson Blair tightens the hold.
Jackson Blair breaks the hold.
Jackson Blair and Terror "The Chosen One" go to the floor
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
(..2)
Jackson Blair knees Terror "The Chosen One" and rolls back to his feet.
(...3)
Jackson Blair hits Terror "The Chosen One" with a rolling elbow smash to the face. ]

The Charter - Jackson Blair with a rolling elbow smash.

[Terror "The Chosen One" moves back to his feet.
(....4)
Terror "The Chosen One" short lariats Jackson Blair.
Jackson Blair gets back to his feet.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Jackson Blair nails Terror "The Chosen One" with a belly-to-back suplex.
Terror "The Chosen One" gets back to his feet.
Terror "The Chosen One" hits a spinning leg lariat on Jackson Blair sending him to the mat.
Terror "The Chosen One" goes for a pin.
Fonz Bonz counts the pin.
...1
Jackson Blair kicks out. ]

The Charter - Terror "The Chosen One" should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Jackson Blair is up again.
Jackson Blair spinning mule kicks Terror "The Chosen One".
Jackson Blair fist drops Terror "The Chosen One" on the mat.
Terror "The Chosen One" stands up.
Terror "The Chosen One" hits Jackson Blair with an inverted atomic drop.
Terror "The Chosen One" chops Jackson Blair. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Terror "The Chosen One" with a chop.

[Terror "The Chosen One" is hit with a backward kick.
Terror "The Chosen One" nails Jackson Blair with a belly-to-back suplex.
Now Jackson Blair standing.
Terror "The Chosen One" hits Jackson Blair with the back of his elbow.
Terror "The Chosen One" takes Jackson Blair down with a knee.
Jackson Blair stands up.
Jackson Blair legsweeps Terror "The Chosen One".
Jackson Blair executes a corkscrew legdrop on Terror "The Chosen One".
Jackson Blair stands up.
Terror "The Chosen One" executes a headlock takedown. ]

The Charter - headlock takedown!

[Terror "The Chosen One" covers Jackson Blair hooking the leg.
Fonz Bonz counts the pin.
...1
Jackson Blair kicks out. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Terror "The Chosen One" should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Jackson Blair is up again.
Jackson Blair hits the fallaway slam on Terror "The Chosen One".
Jackson Blair climbs to his feet.
Terror "The Chosen One" moves back to his feet.
Jackson Blair gets hit with a dragon scerw from Terror "The Chosen One".
Now Terror "The Chosen One" standing.
Terror "The Chosen One" covers Jackson Blair hooking the leg.
Referee Fonz Bonz makes the count.
...1
Jackson Blair escapes. ]

The Charter - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Now Jackson Blair standing.
Terror "The Chosen One" knifehand chops Jackson Blair.
Terror "The Chosen One" executes the jumping sidekick on Jackson Blair.
Terror "The Chosen One" covers Jackson Blair.
Referee Fonz Bonz makes the count.
...1
...2
Jackson Blair kicks out. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Not even close!

[Jackson Blair is up again.
Jackson Blair slaps the face of Terror "The Chosen One".
Jackson Blair knifehand chops Terror "The Chosen One".
Terror "The Chosen One" connects with a flying knee.
Jackson Blair goes down.
Jackson Blair is back on his feet.
Jackson Blair uses a snap mare takeover on Terror "The Chosen One".
Terror "The Chosen One" climbs to his feet.
Terror "The Chosen One" hits a spinning leg lariat on Jackson Blair sending him to the mat.
Jackson Blair is back on his feet.
Jackson Blair puts Terror "The Chosen One" on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex.
Jackson Blair stands up.
Terror "The Chosen One" is back on his feet.
Terror "The Chosen One" rakes the face of Jackson Blair in attempt to make a come back. ]

The Charter - Terror "The Chosen One" with a face rake.

[Terror "The Chosen One" executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Jackson Blair.
Jackson Blair moves back to his feet.
Jackson Blair chops Terror "The Chosen One".
Jackson Blair hits Terror "The Chosen One" with a slingshot bodyblock.
Now Jackson Blair standing.
Jackson Blair with a falling splash on Terror "The Chosen One".
Jackson Blair chants start.
Jackson Blair hits Terror "The Chosen One" with an inverted atomic drop.
Jackson Blair executes the Super DDT on Terror "The Chosen One"!
Terror "The Chosen One" gets hit with the shooting star press from Jackson Blair.
The ref starts the count.
...1
...2
...3 ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Jackson Blair has won the match!

Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, Jackson Blair!!!

The Spikertron shows Deacon and Goliath entering the arena with their tag team straps across their shoulders.
Deacon is also carrying the Royal Championship belt.

The Charter - The tag champions are here and Deacon must be beside himself with worry after Iron Mike Lindsay kidnapped his love, ICW interviewer Foxy Fiona.

Big Baggy Jelly - Wait a minute.

Bob Dole and Sneaky Pete appear in the picture.
Deacon and Goliath stop.

Bob Dole - Look...er...nothing against you guys, but the fact of the matter is that you've got something we want.

Sneaky Pete - That's right, we're the number one contenders for the tag team titles, and...well...you have the belts, meaning that we have to beat you to get them.

Deacon - Okay then. Next week at Stateside. Us two, versus you two, for the belts.

Sneaky Pete - Once again, when we kick your asses, nothing personal.

Goliath leans over and puts his face close up to Pete's.

Goliath - Bring it.

The two teams walk away from each other.
The Spikertron goes off.

The Charter - Well that's gonna be a match and a half. The Beast Brothers versus Dole and Pete for the titles at next week's Stateside.

HANDICAP MATCH

Mother vs. 1530

Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match tag match. On his way to the ring at this time, accompanied by Tiffany Hepburn...Mother!!!

[Mother comes to the ring with Tiffany. ]

Steve Bayley - and their opponents, the team of 1530.

[1530 walk to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this match.
(the bell rings)
Mother punches The Terminator repeatedly. ]

The Charter - Mother is just a complete monster.

[Mother stands up.
Mother short lariats The Terminator.
Now The Terminator standing.
The Terminator trys for a fallaway slam but is not strong enough to lift Mother.
The Terminator drags Mother to the floor. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Mother is much safer at ringside. The Terminator can't get a pin there.

[Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
Mother hits The Terminator with the double arm DDT into the floor.
The Terminator is up again.
Mother and The Terminator move back into the ring.
The Terminator tags The Maniac Cop.
Mother rakes the face of The Maniac Cop in attempt to make a come back. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - The Maniac Cop takes a face rake.

Mother hits a spinning leg lariat on The Terminator sending him to the mat.
[The Terminator brings in The Maniac Cop for 1530.
Mother executes a headlock takedown.
The Maniac Cop tags The Terminator.
Mother is hit with a backward kick. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Mother is being double teamed!

[The Terminator gets hit with a dragon scerw from Mother.
Mother is up again.
The Terminator is back on his feet.
The Terminator hits Mother with a slingshot bodyblock.
The Terminator tags in The Maniac Cop.
They lockup.
Mother sends The Maniac Cop to the corner of the ring. ]

The Charter - Mother with a weak move.

The Maniac Cop punches Mother in the head.
The Maniac Cop tags in The Terminator.
Mother executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Terminator.
The Terminator gets up.
The Terminator trys for a body slam but is not strong enough to lift Mother.
The Terminator puts Mother in the cobra clutch.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... ... The Terminator tightens the hold.
The Terminator breaks the hold.
The Terminator tags in The Maniac Cop.
The Maniac Cop bounces Mother off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop. ]

The Charter - Come on ref! Do something!! Mother is being double teamed!

[Mother uses a closed fist on The Maniac Cop.

The Charter - Is this a great match or not?

Big Baggy Jelly - Yes sir! Are you enjoying this match?

The Charter - Yeah, you know it.

Mother picks up the Maniac Cop and sets him up.

The Charter - Well this is Mother's patented finisher, I won't say the name for legal reasons.

The Maniac Cop is suspended upside down on Mother's back.
Mother drops Maniac Cop with the Motherf*cker.
The Terminator comes into the ring.
Mother ducks as if going for a backdrop.
Mother lifts Terminator up in the same way as Maniac Cop was seconds before.
Mother drops Terminator on his head.

Big Baggy Jelly - There's the finisher again!!!

Tiffany jumps up and down clapping outside as Mother covers both men.
The ref starts the count.
...1
...2
...3 ]

Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, Mother!!!

The Charter - Have you ever seen a display like that?

Big Baggy Jelly - A tag team dominated by a single wrestler? No I haven't.

The Charter - Let's go backstage for the Dream Championship draw with Rocket Ronnie The Silver Shark.

The Spikertron comes on.

Rocket Ronnie - Hello everyone. Rocket Ronnie here. I have with me one of our Spanish Announce team, Jesus Avamunch, to draw out the next challenger for Benny G.'s Dream Championship next week at Stateside. If you could do the draw please.

Jesus Avamunch puts his hand in the tumbler, and draws out one of the thirty six balls inside. Jese hands the ball to Rocket Ronnie who opens it.

Rocket Ronnie - And the challenger will be...GOLIATH!!!

The Spikertron goes off.

The Charter - Goliath challenges Benny G for the Dream Championship. Can you believe that?

Big Baggy Jelly - What a mismatch. Goliath is about four times the size of the Dream Champion!!!

Ice vs. The Iceman

Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 185 pounds, from Santa Monica, CA, The Iceman!!!

[The Iceman comes to the ring. ]

Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 222 pounds, from Dallas, TX, Ice!!! (crowd boos ****)

[Ice walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
(ring, ring, ring)
The Iceman hits Ice with a heart punch.
Ice gets up.
Ice chops The Iceman.
The Iceman hits Ice with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
The Iceman executes a corkscrew legdrop on Ice. ]

The Charter - Ice takes a corkscrew legdrop.

[The Iceman gets back to his feet.
The Iceman knees Ice and rolls back to his feet.
Ice gets hit with the shooting star press from The Iceman.
Fonz Bonz counts the pin.
...1
Ice escapes. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Ice.

[Ice hits The Iceman with a single arm DDT.
Ice gets back to his feet.
Ice slingshot elbow drops The Iceman. ]

The Charter - The Iceman takes a slingshot elbow drop.

[Ice sends The Iceman to ringside.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
Ice swings a Steel chair and hits The Iceman.
The Iceman is bleeding as a result. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Ice's momma would be proud!

The Charter - Blood is all over ringside.

[(..2)
Ice punches The Iceman repeatedly.
(...3)
Ice gets hit with a back heel kick.
Ice is up again.
(....4)
Ice executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Iceman.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
The Iceman and Ice move back to ringside.
The Iceman and Ice move back into the ring.
The Iceman hits him with a back fist. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Ice takes a back fist.

[The Iceman tackles Ice.
Ice hits a jumping elbow hrust on The Iceman.
The Iceman gets up.
The Iceman rakes the face of Ice in attempt to make a come back.
Ice executes a headlock takedown.
The Iceman gets up.
Ice neck snaps The Iceman.
Ice pokes The Iceman in the eyes.
Ice slaps The Iceman.
Ice hits him with a back fist.
The Iceman picks up Ice and delivers a bone crunching shoulderbreaker. ]

The Charter - If The Iceman keeps using moves like that shoulderbreaker he could win the match!

Big Baggy Jelly - Ice could use some help about now. Did you see that last move?

The Charter - Yes sir!

[Ice takes The Iceman off his feet with a short-arm clothesline ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Ice with a short-arm clothesline.

[Ice punches The Iceman repeatedly.
The Iceman executes a swinging bulldog on Ice driving Ice's face into the mat.
The Iceman moves back to his feet.
Ice is up again.
Ice hits a spinning leg lariat on The Iceman sending him to the mat.
The Iceman gets hit with the shooting star press from Ice.
Referee Fonz Bonz makes the count.
...1
...2
The Iceman kicks out. ]

The Charter - Ice should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[The Iceman is up again.
The Iceman executes a jawbreakeron Ice.
The Iceman gets back to his feet.
Ice moves back to his feet.
Ice rakes the face of The Iceman in attempt to make a come back.
Ice applies the clawhold on The Iceman.
The Iceman goes for a crotch slam but Ice dodges the attack.
The Iceman drags Ice to the floor.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1) ]

Big Baggy Jelly - I wish every match could be like this!

[Ice with an exploder suplex on The Iceman. ]

The Charter - Nice exploder suplex by Ice.

[Now Ice standing.
(..2)
The Iceman is back on his feet.
(...3)
The Iceman spinning mule kicks Ice. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Ice takes a spinning mule kick.

[Ice climbs to his feet.
(....4)
Ice hits The Iceman with the back of his elbow. ]

The Charter - Ice with a back elbow.

[(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Ice gets tiger suplexed by The Iceman.
The Iceman moves back to his feet.
Now Ice standing.
Ice is hit with a backward kick.
Ice gets back to his feet.
Ice executes a huge gutbuster on The Iceman.
The Iceman climbs to his feet.
Ice punches The Iceman in the head.
The Iceman knifehand chops Ice. ]

The Charter - knifehand chop!

[The Iceman chops Ice.
Ice nails The Iceman with a double underhook suplex. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - TWC America is the only place for entertainment like this!

[Ice hits a frog splash on The Iceman.
The Iceman gets locked in the double chicken wing.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Ice tightens the hold.
... Ice tightens the hold.
Ice breaks the hold.
The Iceman stands up.
The Iceman slaps Ice.
The Iceman nails Ice with a belly-to-back suplex.
The Iceman is up again.
Ice gets up.
Ice bounces The Iceman off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat.
Ice hits a frog splash on The Iceman.
Ice sucks chants start in the crowd.
Ice moves back to his feet.
They lockup.
The Iceman sends Ice to the corner of the ring.
The Iceman legsweeps Ice.
The Iceman executes the Super DDT on Ice!
Ice gets hit with the shooting star press from The Iceman.
The ref starts the count.
...1
...2
...3 ]

The Charter - We've got ourselves a winner!

Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, The Iceman!!!

The Spikertron comes on yet again and Deacon is shown talking to Goliath backstage.

Deacon - Yo, well done bro. I know you'll beat Benny G next week and bring even more gold to the Kindred.

Voice - Hey!!!

Deacon turns round and sees Big Daddy Jason Berodt calling out from the end of the corridor.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Hey, what happened to your girl Foxy Fiona? Eh? No action for the Deaconpenis now!!! Wooooo!!!

Big Daddy Jason Berodt walks off laughing.
Deacon just shakes his head.
Goliath pats Deacon on the back.

Goliath - Take no notice bro.

The Spikertron goes off.

The Purple Footed Clown vs. Vinny Chompways

Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 140 pounds, from Ilford, London, ENGLAND, Vinny Chompways!!! (crowd boos *****)

[Vinny Chompways comes to the ring. ]

Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 184 pounds, from Albuquerque, NM, The Purple Footed Clown!!!

[The Purple Footed Clown walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
The Purple Footed Clown tests out the ropes.
(ring, ring, ring)
Vinny Chompways executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Purple Footed Clown.
Vinny Chompways goes for a pin.
Fonz Bonz counts the pin.
...1
The Purple Footed Clown kicks out. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[The Purple Footed Clown executes a huge gutbuster on Vinny Chompways.
Vinny Chompways climbs to his feet.
The Purple Footed Clown gets thrown into the turnbuckle.
Vinny Chompways comes over and smashes The Purple Footed Clown's head into it. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - headsmash into turnbuckle!

[Vinny Chompways trys for a dragon screw but is unable to lift The Purple Footed Clown.
Vinny Chompways gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
The Purple Footed Clown hits Vinny Chompways with an earringer.
The Purple Footed Clown executes a headlock takedown.
The Purple Footed Clown stomps Vinny Chompways.
Vinny Chompways moves back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways trys for a bridging back suplex but is not strong enough to lift The Purple Footed Clown.
The Purple Footed Clown is locked in the elbow submission by Vinny Chompways.
Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... ... Vinny Chompways breaks the hold.
Vinny Chompways hits a spinning leg lariat on The Purple Footed Clown sending him to the mat.
Vinny Chompways covers The Purple Footed Clown hooking the leg.
Fonz Bonz counts.
...1
...2
The Purple Footed Clown kicks out. ]

The Charter - Vinny Chompways should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[The Purple Footed Clown moves back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways takes The Purple Footed Clown down with a knee. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - knee!

[Vinny Chompways hits The Purple Footed Clown with an elbowdrop.
Vinny Chompways moves back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways knees The Purple Footed Clown and rolls back to his feet.
Now The Purple Footed Clown standing.
The Purple Footed Clown gets sent into the turnbuckle while Vinny Chompways hits him with a splash.
Vinny Chompways knifehand chops The Purple Footed Clown. ]

The Charter - The Purple Footed Clown takes a knifehand chop.

[Vinny Chompways gives The Purple Footed Clown a reverse neckbreaker.
Vinny Chompways is up again.
Vinny Chompways goes for a dropkick but The Purple Footed Clown dodges the attack. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - The TWC is the only place for entertainment like this!

[Vinny Chompways goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex but The Purple Footed Clown dodges the attack.
Vinny Chompways puts the chicken wing on The Purple Footed Clown.
Fonz Bonz asks The Purple Footed Clown if he quits.
... (AHHHH!)
... (AHHHH!)
... ... The Purple Footed Clown escapes.
Vinny Chompways sends The Purple Footed Clown to ringside. ]

The Charter - If The Purple Footed Clown or Vinny Chompways could get a weapon it would change the course of this match.

[Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
Vinny Chompways goes for a stomachbreaker but The Purple Footed Clown dodges the attack.
(..2)
Vinny Chompways grabs The Purple Footed Clown's head and DDT's him on the floor.
Vinny Chompways gets up.
(...3)
The Purple Footed Clown climbs to his feet.
(....4)
The Purple Footed Clown bounces Vinny Chompways off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Vinny Chompways climbs to his feet.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Vinny Chompways rakes the face of The Purple Footed Clown in attempt to make a come back.
Vinny Chompways punches The Purple Footed Clown in the head.
Vinny Chompways chops The Purple Footed Clown.
Vinny Chompways short lariats The Purple Footed Clown. ]

The Charter - short lariat!

[Vinny Chompways covers The Purple Footed Clown.
Fonz Bonz counts.
...1
The Purple Footed Clown kicks out. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Vinny Chompways should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Now The Purple Footed Clown standing.
The Purple Footed Clown executs the slingshot facebuster, slamming Vinny Chompways's face to the mat. ]

The Charter - Good slingshot facebuster by The Purple Footed Clown.

[The Purple Footed Clown rolls onto Vinny Chompways connecting with a knee.
The Purple Footed Clown hits a spinning leg lariat on Vinny Chompways sending him to the mat.
The Purple Footed Clown puts Vinny Chompways in an arm grapevine submission.
Vinny Chompways climbs to his feet.
Vinny Chompways trys for a belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift The Purple Footed Clown.
Vinny Chompways sends The Purple Footed Clown to ringside.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
Vinny Chompways chokes The Purple Footed Clown with a microphone cable.
Vinny Chompways springboard DDT's The Purple Footed Clown onto the floor!
Vinny Chompways stands up.
The Purple Footed Clown is back on his feet.
Vinny Chompways and The Purple Footed Clown move back into the ring.
Vinny Chompways does a handspring and hits The Purple Footed Clown with a bodyblock, what a move!
Vinny Chompways measures The Purple Footed Clown up and drops a closed fist.
Vinny Chompways is up again.
The Purple Footed Clown punches Vinny Chompways repeatedly.
The Purple Footed Clown with spinning headscissors on Vinny Chompways send him hard to the mat.
The Purple Footed Clown with the hammerlock on Vinny Chompways.
Referee Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... ... Vinny Chompways is fighting the hold.
... ... ... Vinny Chompways trys to escape.
... ... ... Vinny Chompways trys to escape.
... The Purple Footed Clown tightens the hold.
... Vinny Chompways taps out. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - We've got ourselves a winner!

Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, The Purple Footed Clown!!!

The Charter - Yet another win for the Apex stable. Vinny Chompways hasn't had much success since his return.

Big Baggy Jelly - The same.

The Charter - Well, still on the card tonight we've got that huge match up between X-Fer and Mike Lindsay, two of our biggest stars.

Big Baggy Jelly - That's right. Mike Lindsay and Deacon in the same building together tonight. What could happen?

The Charter - Also we've got that huge six-man tag as well. That's gonna be massive.

Some music plays and from the back steps a wrestler.

Big Baggy Jelly - Oh no.

The Charter - Well, he's not scheduled to be here and he's been saying some pretty nasty things about our fed. This guy leaves a bad taste in everyone's mouth. He's the Lazy Eyed Psycho.

The Lazy Eyed Psycho walks down to the ring and the crowd boo him and throw littler at him.
The Lazy Eyed Psycho enters the ring and grabs a microphone.

The Lazy Eyed Psycho - TWC sucks!!!

The crowd boo loudly.

The Lazy Eyed Psycho - As far as I'm concerned, this whole place is packed full of queer losers and I'm gonna take out each and every one of them. First I'm gonna take out Tiffany Hepburn, and then I'm just gonna take out the rest of your losers that don't have a life. As for the owners of this place, I'm gonna beat the living bejesus out of you too. Like I say, TWC sucks and it's full of...

"Psychopath" by The Sultans Of Ping plays throughout the arena and 25% owner King Crasher walks down from the back.
King Crasher walks down to the ring and steps inside.
King Crasher takes the microphone out of Lazy Eyed Psycho's hand and starts to speak.

King Crasher - Just one thing young man.

King Crasher smashes the Lazy Eyed Psycho over the head with the microphone.
The crowd go wild.
Crasher whips Psycho to the opposite turnbuckle.
Crasher follows it up with an elbow.
Lazy Eyed Psycho hits the mat.

Big Baggy Jelly - I've been looking forward to seeing somebody do this.

King Crasher rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair.
Crasher re-enters the ring and smashes the steel chair into Psycho's skull.
Lazy Eyed Psycho is bleeding.
King Crasher picks Pyscho up and throws him out of the ring.
King Crasher jumps out himself.

The Charter - King Crasher letting his fists do the talking here.

King Crasher takes Lazy Eyed Psycho up the ramp.
King Crasher keeps laying punches and kicks into Psycho along the way.
King Crasher takes Lazy Eyed Psycho right up underneath the Spikertron.
Crasher sets Psycho up.

The Charter - I know what's coming here!!!

King Crasher gives Lazy Eyed Psycho the Crasherplex.
The crowd cheer.

The Charter - Well, he's been asking for that so he can't complain.

Big Baggy Jelly - Yep. Good work by King Crasher.

King Crasher throws Lazy Eyed Psycho backstage and then disappears himself.

Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, from New York, NY, Mike Lindsay!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Mike Lindsay comes to the ring. ]

Steve Bayley - and his opponent, weighing in at 280 pounds, from Moorestown, NJ, X-Fer!!!

[X-Fer walks to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this contest.
(the bell rings)
Mike Lindsay pins X-Fer against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm.
X-Fer chops Mike Lindsay.
Mike Lindsay hits a spinning leg lariat on X-Fer sending him to the mat.
Mike Lindsay measures X-Fer up and drops a closed fist.
Mike Lindsay gets up.
Mike Lindsay fist drops X-Fer on the mat. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Mike Lindsay executes a fist drop.

[Mike Lindsay measures X-Fer up and drops a closed fist.
Mike Lindsay stands up.
Mike Lindsay goes for a pin.
Referee Fonz Bonz makes the count.
...1
X-Fer escapes. ]

The Charter - Mike Lindsay should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Mike Lindsay slaps X-Fer in the face.
Mike Lindsay climbs to his feet.
X-Fer springboard DDT's Mike Lindsay onto the mat! ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Good springboard DDT by X-Fer.

The Charter - This is quality sports entertainment! Is this a great match or not?

Big Baggy Jelly - Yes sir!

[Mike Lindsay moves back to his feet. Mike Lindsay pokes X-Fer in the eyes. ]

The Charter - Mike Lindsay with a eye poke.

[X-Fer hits Mike Lindsay with the back of his elbow. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - X-Fer executes a back elbow.

[X-Fer rakes the face of Mike Lindsay in attempt to make a come back. ]

The Charter - Mike Lindsay takes a face rake.

[Mike Lindsay delivers a spinning backbreak to X-Fer.
X-Fer is up again.
X-Fer slaps Mike Lindsay. ]

The Charter - X-Fer executes a slap.

[X-Fer delivers a spinning backbreak to Mike Lindsay.
Mike Lindsay gets hit with the shooting star press from X-Fer.
Referee Fonz Bonz makes the count.
...1
Mike Lindsay escapes. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Mike Lindsay moves back to his feet.
X-Fer kicks Mike Lindsay in the head.
Mike Lindsay gets up.
X-Fer is speared by Mike Lindsay.
Mike Lindsay climbs to his feet.
Mike Lindsay sends X-Fer to ringside. ]

The Charter - Mike Lindsay can get a weapon at ringside.

[Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
(..2)
Mike Lindsay measures X-Fer up and drops a closed fist. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Mike Lindsay with a fist drop.

[Mike Lindsay is up again.
Now X-Fer standing.
(...3)
Mike Lindsay gets hit with a back heel kick. ]

The Charter - back heel kick!

[(....4)
X-Fer executes a corkscrew legdrop on Mike Lindsay.
(.....5)
X-Fer and Mike Lindsay move back into the ring.
X-Fer executes a corkscrew legdrop on Mike Lindsay.
X-Fer climbs to his feet.
Mike Lindsay gets up.
X-Fer gets elbowed to his midsection by X-Fer.
X-Fer gets hit with a back heel kick.
X-Fer legsweeps Mike Lindsay.
X-Fer measures Mike Lindsay up and drops a closed fist.
X-Fer trys for a running lariat but Mike Lindsay avoids it.
X-Fer executes the sleeperhold on Mike Lindsay.
Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... X-Fer tightens the hold.
... Mike Lindsay trys to escape.
X-Fer breaks the hold. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - This is how wrestling should be!

[X-Fer trys for a standing piledriver but Mike Lindsay avoids it. ]

The Charter - I wish every match could be like this!

[X-Fer with an Aztecan suplex on Mike Lindsay sends him to the mat.
X-Fer moves back to his feet.
Mike Lindsay mule kicks X-Fer.
Mike Lindsay is hit with a backward kick.
X-Fer rolls onto Mike Lindsay connecting with a knee.
Mike Lindsay gets up.
X-Fer slaps the face of Mike Lindsay.
X-Fer is back on his feet.
X-Fer nails Mike Lindsay with a belly-to-back suplex.
X-Fer gets up.
X-Fer with a jumping DDT on Mike Lindsay.
X-Fer is up again.
Mike Lindsay gets hit with the shooting star press from X-Fer.
The ref starts the count.
...1
...2
Mike Lindsay escapes. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - X-Fer almost won the match!

[Now Mike Lindsay standing.
Mike Lindsay executes the brain buster on X-Fer.
Mike Lindsay chants start.
Mike Lindsay gets back to his feet.
Mike Lindsay drags X-Fer to the floor.
Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
Mike Lindsay swings a Steel chair and hits X-Fer.
X-Fer is bleeding as a result. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - The World Wrestling Federation is the number one wrestling program on television.

The Charter - Well go and watch it then.

[Mike Lindsay with a falling splash on X-Fer.
(..2)
X-Fer hits the floor.
Now Mike Lindsay standing.
Now X-Fer standing.
(...3) ]

Big Baggy Jelly - The floor is covered with blood from that injury.

[Mike Lindsay with a takeover suplex on X-Fer.
(....4)
Mike Lindsay with a falling splash on X-Fer.
Mike Lindsay moves back to his feet.
Mike Lindsay leg drops the throat of X-Fer.
X-Fer moves back to his feet.
Mike Lindsay takes X-Fer into the ring.
Mike Lindsay hits X-Fer with an atomic drop.
X-Fer moves back to his feet.
Mike Lindsay bounces X-Fer off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Now X-Fer standing.
Mike Lindsay executes the Super DDT on X-Fer!
Mike Lindsay hits a screwdriver on X-Fer.
Mike Lindsay takes X-Fer over to the turnbuckle.
Mike Lindsay lifts X-Fer to the top turnbuckle.
Mike Lindsay drops X-Fer off of the top turnbuckle with a facebuster.

The Charter - That's Room 101!!! That's it!!!

X-Fer is pinned.
Fonz Bonz counts the pin.
...1
...2
...3 ]

The Charter - We've got ourselves a winner!

Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, Mike Lindsay!!!

Mike Lindsay calls down for a microphone.

Iron Mike Lindsay 101 - Hey Deacon!!! Just a quick message from Foxy Fiona. She wants you to know that's she's OK!!! Ha ha ha!!!

In no time at all Deacon comes running down from the back.
The fans in the arena cheer.
Deacon slides into the ring.
Mike Lindsay throws a punch at Deacon.
Deacon ducks and starts throwing punches back at Iron Mike.
The fans love it.
Deacon headbutts Mike Lindsay.

Big Baggy Jelly - That is Deacon as pissed off as I've ever seen him.

Deacon grabs Lindsay and drags him over to the turnbuckle.
Deacon lifts Mike Lindsay up to the top turnbuckle.
Deacon lifts Mike Lindsay up and gives him the powerbomb from the top.

The Charter - A Deacon Death Drop. Mike Lindsay being made to pay!!!

Goliath and The Coca Cola Boys come running down from the back.
Deacon's stablemates talk him into getting out of the ring for his own good.
Deacon reluctantly leaves the ring.
The Kindred leave ringside.
Mike Lindsay comes around in the ring.
Mike Lindsay looks up at Deacon smiling.

The Charter - How can he smile?

Big Baggy Jelly - Well, because he's Iron Mike Lindsay.

The ring is cleared for the main event.

The Charter - Well the six man tag match is on it's way. Let's take you back to Wednesday night and show you how this lot exploded during a triple threat match with Cobra and Gretchen Prude going for Rex Butler's Extreme Championship at Maxx.

The Spikertron comes on.

MAXX - 24th July 2002

Gretchen covers Cobra.
The Puma counts the pin.
... 1
... 2
Rex pulls Gretchen off of Cobra.
Rex Butler complains to The Puma.

Jayse The Ace - What on earth is he complaining about.

The Gladiator grabs his sledgehammer and leaps out of his seat.

Jayse The Ace - Where the hell are you going?

The Gladiator slides in the ring behind The Puma.
The Gladiator sizes Cobra up for a nice big sledgehammer shot.
Bob Dole and Sneaky Pete run down from the back, each with a steel chair.
The fans go wild.
The Gladiator stops and looks up.

Jayse The Ace - At last, some retribution.

Bob Dole and Sneaky Pete slide into the ring.
Rex Butler and Gretchen Prude push each other around and push The Puma around.
The Gladiator stands with his sledgehammer.
Sneaky Pete lunges at The Gladiator with a full blooded chair swipe.
The Gladiator ducks.
The chairshot hits Gretchen Prude in the back of the head.
Cobra bodytackles The Gladiator.
Gretchen Prude hits the mats.
The Gladiator grabs his sledgehammer while being wrestled by Cobra.
Rex Butler looks around.
Rex Butler quickly covers Gretchen.
The Puma counts the pin.
...1
...2
...3 ]

Jayse The Ace - We've got ourselves a winner!

Steve Bayley - The winner of this match, and still TWC Extreme champion, Rex Butler!!!

The Gladiator swings his sledgehammer.
Cobra avoids the shot.
Bob Dole and Sneaky Pete pull Cobra out of the ring.
The Gladiator gets to his feet with his sledgehammer.
Gretchen still lays on the mat.
Rex Butler celebrates with his Extreme Championship belt.

The Spikertron goes off.

Steve Bayley - This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, the TWC Worldwide Champion, The Gladiator, Gretchen Prude and the TWC Extreme Champion, Rex Butler!!!

[The Gladiator, Gretchen Prude and Rex Butler come to the ring. ]

Steve Bayley - and their opponents, the team of Apex and the TWC British Champion, Cobra.

[Bob Dole, Sneaky Pete and Cobra walk to the ring.
Fonz Bonz is the referee for this match.
(ding, ding, ding)
Rex Butler clotheslines Cobra.
Sneaky Pete tagged in by Cobra.
Sneaky Pete climbs to his feet.
Sneaky Pete hits Rex Butler with a heart punch.
Sneaky Pete tags Cobra.
Rex Butler punches Cobra repeatedly.
Cobra trys for a dragon screw but is unable to lift Rex Butler.
Rex Butler executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Cobra.
Cobra stands up.
Rex Butler tags Gretchen Prude.
Gretchen Prude gets up.
Gretchen Prude rakes the face of Cobra in attempt to make a come back.
Gretchen Prude brings in The Gladiator for Gladiator/Gretchen/Butler.
Cobra climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on The Gladiator.
Cobra climbs to his feet.
Cobra and The Gladiator go to the floor Fonz Bonz starts the count
(.1)
Cobra cuts The Gladiator with a blade.
The Gladiator is bleeding as a result.
(..2)
Cobra fist drops The Gladiator on the floor. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Cobra with a fist drop.

[Cobra gets up.
The Gladiator gets up.
(...3)
The Gladiator uses a closed fist on Cobra.
(....4)
Cobra executes a headlock takedown.
The Gladiator is up again.
(.....5)
The Gladiator takes Cobra into the ring.
The Gladiator chops Cobra.
The Gladiator executes a headlock takedown.
The Gladiator covers Cobra.
The ref starts the count.
...1
...2
Cobra kicks out. ]

The Charter - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Cobra.

[Cobra gets back to his feet.
The Gladiator hits Cobra with the crotch slam.
The Gladiator sucks chants start in the crowd. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - What an outstanding match!

[Sneaky Pete tagged in by Cobra.
Cobra piledrives The Gladiator.
Sneaky Pete hits The Gladiator with an inverted atomic drop.
They lockup.
Cobra sends The Gladiator to the corner of the ring. ]

The Charter - Come on ref! Do something!! The Gladiator is being double teamed!

[The Gladiator knees Cobra and rolls back to his feet.
The Gladiator measures Cobra up and drops a closed fist.
The Gladiator gets up.
The Gladiator hits Cobra with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
The Gladiator gets back to his feet.
Cobra is back on his feet.
Cobra nails The Gladiator with a double underhook suplex.
Cobra covers The Gladiator hooking the leg.
The ref starts the count.
...1
...2
The Gladiator kicks out. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - OHHHHHHH So close!!!

[The Gladiator climbs to his feet. ]

The Charter - TWC America is the only place for entertainment like this!

[The Gladiator tags in Rex Butler.
Gretchen Prude nails Sneaky Pete with a double underhook suplex.
Gretchen Prude hits a dragon suplex on Sneaky Pete. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Sneaky Pete is being double teamed!

[Sneaky Pete kicks Gretchen Prude in the head.
Sneaky Pete fist drops Gretchen Prude on the mat. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - Gretchen Prude takes a fist drop.

[Sneaky Pete gets back to his feet.
Gretchen Prude gets back to her feet.
Gretchen Prude hits a jumping elbow thrust on Sneaky Pete.
Sneaky Pete is back on his feet.
Sneaky Pete hits Gretchen Prude with the back of his elbow.
Rex Butler makes the tag to Gretchen Prude.
Gretchen Prude gets tiger suplexed by Sneaky Pete.
Gretchen Prude gets back to her feet.
Sneaky Pete nails Gretchen Prude with a belly-to-back suplex.
Sneaky Pete stands up.
Sneaky Pete brings in Cobra for Apex and Cobra.
Gretchen Prude gets thrown into the turnbuckle.
Cobra comes over and smashes Gretchen Prude's head into it. ]

The Charter - This is just awful! Gretchen Prude is being double teamed!

[Cobra does a handspring and hits Gretchen Prude with a bodyblock, what a move!
Cobra moves back to his feet.
Cobra goes for a pin.
Referee Fonz Bonz makes the count.
...1
...2
Gretchen Prude kicks out. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - We almost had a winner.

[Gretchen Prude stands up.
Indian deathlock applied by Cobra.
Fonz Bonz is checking for a tap out.
... ... ... ... Cobra tightens the hold.
Gretchen Prude escapes. ]

The Charter - My God!! What a match!

[Gretchen Prude makes the tag to Rex Butler.
Cobra short lariats Rex Butler.
Rex Butler is back on his feet.
Rex Butler makes the tag to The Gladiator.
Cobra gets thrown into the turnbuckle.
The Gladiator comes over and smashes Cobra's head into it.
The Gladiator sucks chants start in the crowd.
The Gladiator knocks Cobra out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam.
Cobra piledrives The Gladiator.
Cobra grabs The Gladiator and applies an arm wrench.
Cobra chants start.
Cobra gorrilla presses The Gladiator.
Cobra covers The Gladiator.
The ref starts the count.
...1
...2
...3 ]

Steve Bayley - The winners of this match, Apex and Cobra!!!

The Gladiator rolls out of the ring.
Cobra talks trash to The Gladiator as he leaves ringside.
Gretchen goes after The Gladiator to see if he's OK.

The Charter - The Worldwide Champion just got pinned!!! Well done Cobra!!!

Sneaky Pete and Bob Dole celebrate in the ring and raise Cobra's arm.

Big Baggy Jelly - Does this mean Cobra's officially in the Apex stable?

The Charter - He just might be.

Rex Butler remains in the ring arguing with the referee.
Fonz Bonz tells Rex Butler that he lost.
Rex Butler pushes Fonz Bonz.
Sneaky Pete and Bob Dole begin to walk over to Rex Butler.

Big Baggy Jelly - I think they are about to ask Rex Butler nicely to leave the ring.

The Charter - Yeah right.

Cobra runs up to Sneaky Pete and Bob Dole from behind and clotheslines them both down.

The Charter - WHAT!!!???

Cobra and Rex Butler TOGETHER stomp on Sneaky Pete and Bob Dole.

Big Baggy Jelly - What is Cobra doing?

Cobra and Rex Butler lift the Apex duo to their feet.
Cobra whips Sneaky Pete into Bob Dole who has just been whipped by Rex Butler.
The Apex pair collide and hit the mat.
Rex Butler and Cobra leave the ring smiling.

The Charter - Why Cobra? Why attack your friends??? I can't believe what we've just seen. Don't forget to tune into Maxx folks!!!

*a TWC Entertainment production - 2002!!!*