In a Zombie Apocalypse, preparation is key. Because the living dead foolishly invaded our popular culture and media before invading our homes, preparation for battle (should it be inevitable) is a fairly easy task. Here you have a couple of options:
1.) Simply watch a wide variety of current zombie films. This is advantageous to reading novels since the imagery of the films will help you learn what choreography works best in the midst of combat. With such a recent surge in zombie entertainment, current films of relevance will be easy to find. The most valuable films to your learning experience, in my professional opinion, are:
- 28 Days Later series (2002-present): This series of films, which also consists of 28 Weeks Later and the yet-to-be-released 28 Months Later, is simply a classic of the genre[8].
- Shaun of the Dead (2004): For those days when you just need a break from the serious, hum-drum post-apocalyptic epics. Slightly educational perhaps, but much more suited for pure entertainment value[9].
- I Am Legend (2007): somewhat of an unconventional zombie film, this one demonstrates excellent tactics for surviving in a vast, dangerous wasteland with no one to watch out for you but yourself and perhaps a furry companion. Especially notable is Dr. Neville's use of technology to turn his home into a (seemingly) impenetrable safe haven[9].
- Zombieland (2009): a film inspired by the early stages of the real-life Zombie Apocalypse, this film will provide you with a range of survival tips with astounding realism[10].
- The Crazies (2010): Though this film is more of a horror/thriller hybrid, the "sick" individuals resemble zombies in their behavior, and will grant you a different perspective on the more assertive types that you might just run into in your struggle for survival[7].
2.) Buy yourself that Xbox 360 you've been eyeing for a while, or blow some dust off of your "retro" gaming consoles; zombies have run amuck in video games as well, and what better way to prepare than to practice in these FPS (First-Person Shooters)? The Resident Evil series (1996-present) and the highly popular Left 4 Dead franchise (2008-present) are likely the best options, though other options exist such as Dead Rising (2006) for players who want to learn how to turn anything into a weapon, and Call of Duty: World at War if Nazi zombie-killing is your cup of tea[5].
For the second option, these "practice" video games will get you acquainted with teamwork and, of course, dispatching the undead with the use of numerous firearms and melee weapons (baseball bats, frying pans, etc.). However, the most vital portion of these video games as it relates to your training is the coveted safe room. Existing as a motif in zombie entertainment and our real life as we know it, learn
the value of the safe room. Remember, don't be a hero; avoid confrontations unless absolutely necessary.
If all else fails, lay down an 80s synthpop beat and organize a dance. Do not make the choreography exceedingly complex or athletic, or the zombies are likely to become impatient or enraged, increasing your risk. This is a strategy best implemented against a large group of passive, slow-moving, or otherwise slightly crippled zombies. Usually, the catchy beats will be enough to subdue this type before and after the actual dancing takes place, but use this only as a last resort. Do not wait until the music is over to make your great escape. To see this strategy best executed, refer to Michael Jackson in "Thriller."
