Vampire, vampire!
by C. Weatherly

Vampire, vampire! I've never seen you before!
Vampire, vampire! Some rags is all you wore!
Vampire, vampire! Where's the gentleman I adore!
Vampire, vampire! No sweet accent, no more!
Vampire, vampire! You're a monster from folklore!
Vampire, vampire! Those fangs! Could it be!
Vampire, vampire! Let me make my plea!
Vampire, vampire! Is that my blood I see!
Vampire, vampire! What have you done to me!
Vampire, vampire! On a messy killing spree!
Vampire, vampire! Slurp it up, then you flee!
Vampire, vampire! You, sir, are no Bela Lugosi!