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<center>1. A ventriliquist was at a birthday party telling dumb blond jokes with his knee dummy. Everyone thought it was really funny, except for the mother of the birthday boy because, she was blond. So she goes up to the ventriliquist and says,"Listen, I'm not going to put up with this! Blonds are the same as you and me!". The ventriliquist starts to apologize but the mother interupts him, "Shut up! Im not talking to you! You keep out of this! Im talking to the little guy on your knee!</center><hr>
<center>2. Q. If a dumb blond throws a grenade at you, how do you kill her?</center>
<center>A.Take the pin out and throw it back.</center><hr>
<center>3. Q. How do you drown a dumb blond?</center>
<center>A. Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool</center></font></font></h2><hr>
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