Limericks
Author: eViL jENnY (The limerick queen)
Email: jenny_thornton@ilovejulian.co.uk
Rating: Whatever...um….PG or U I guess
Summary: Bad limerick alert!
Spoilers: Well I suppose there's a few. NW and FG.
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There once was a Harman named Blaise,
Who met with a human boys gaze,
He was named Eric Ross,
Blaises spells all bounced off,
And now she is careful who she plays.
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There once was a shifter named Keller,
Whose soulmate was a princely fella,
A dragon she fought,
When the wild power was caught,
And her soulmate shifted but was yella.
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There once was a young man named Tom,
Who had to look out for letter bombs,
For when Julian died,
He was really despised,
Though he hadn't done anything wrong.
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There once was a vampire named Ash,
Who Mary-Lynnette liked to bash,
A kick in the shin,
A maddening grin,
And they found they were soulmates in a flash.
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There once was a halfbreed called Jez,
A wild power, so the prophecy says,
She was part of a gang,
But threw in her fangs,
To live as a human huntress.
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There once was a…..I think you've suffered enough.