Author: eViL jENnY (The limerick queen)

Email: jenny_thornton@ilovejulian.co.uk

Rating: Whatever...um….PG or U I guess

Summary: Bad limerick alert!

Spoilers: Well I suppose there's a few. NW and FG.

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There once was a Harman named Blaise,

Who met with a human boys gaze,

He was named Eric Ross,

Blaises spells all bounced off,

And now she is careful who she plays.

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There once was a shifter named Keller,

Whose soulmate was a princely fella,

A dragon she fought,

When the wild power was caught,

And her soulmate shifted but was yella.

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There once was a young man named Tom,

Who had to look out for letter bombs,

For when Julian died,

He was really despised,

Though he hadn't done anything wrong.

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There once was a vampire named Ash,

Who Mary-Lynnette liked to bash,

A kick in the shin,

A maddening grin,

And they found they were soulmates in a flash.

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There once was a halfbreed called Jez,

A wild power, so the prophecy says,

She was part of a gang,

But threw in her fangs,

To live as a human huntress.

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There once was a…..I think you've suffered enough.