Answering Machine Messages
From Seinfeld
Believe it or Not George isn't at home,
So leave a message at the beep
I'm must be out, or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I be?
Belive it or not, I'm not home.
From Cheech and Chong
Ah man, thank you for calling the number, hey, nobody can come to phone right now cause they're kinda tied up, uh, check it out, AH! Ah! AH! aw, man shut up, but leave a message man and as soon as they get away someone is bound to return your call, uh, bye.
From the Simpsons
Hello, and Welcome to the Springfield police department rescue phone. If you know the name of the felony being committed press one, to choose from a list of felonys, press two, if you are being murdered or calling for motor assistance please stay on the line.
(To the tune of the hustle)
Doot, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
Doot, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
Doot, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
Doot, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
Do the Message!
What? Home? You Got it.
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