Rocket, I'm taking a rocket. I'm packing my suitcase,
hey, look out moon! Yeah, a rocket, into outerspace,
good-bye human race, I'll be there soon!
Blastoff! For fun and adventure, yes I said Adventure!
Collecting stones! Yes its my way on the old space highway,
thats why they all say, there goes Astronaut Jones!
I've been sleeping on the railroad, all the live long night, I am the only hobo, so there's no need to fight. Can't you see the train a comin', rise up so early in the morn', I don't wanna get ran over, so Trainman blow your horn!
She goes above and beyond her call of duty, she is slut but her ex thinks its sexy, sex reminds her of eating spaghetti, I am wasted but i'm ready!
GAY! Me say gay-o, Gayman come and I'm gonna buy a homo. Come Mr. Queerman, let me look at your bannana, Gayman come and I'm gonna buy a homo. (I feel bad about this song sometimes...)
(to the tune of jingle bells)
Golf, Golf, Golf, Golf, Golf, Golf,
Golf, Golf, Golf, Golf, Golf,
Golf, Golf, Golf, Golf, Golf, Golf,
Golf,Golf, Golf, Golf, Golf!
If you really like these songs...and wuld like to write I song about you, just EMAIL ME! DO IT, c'mon! JUST DO IT, DO IT! haha....yeah...
