broke kitty-- on the magic of arse
This essay is more an exercise in writing at 5:30AM than anything else.
Actually, this essay is about arseing.
A time honored tradition, arseing is a skill learned early in life, and perfected in Ireland.
The Spanish have siestas; the Irish have flapjacks and mugs of tea, or one, two, three, and so on pints at the local pub.
The legend of arse is that it began when Adam didn't feel like tending the garden, and instead decided to fuck off under the apple tree.
Actually, that's not true. Arse was actually perfected by grad students avoiding the writing of highly intellectual papers, addressing the oh-so important state of the field.
Arse-- try it! It's good for ya.
-Kat La Chatte, arser extraordinaire
5:45AM, 11/14/00
that's nice. now let's see some alienation.
Email: katlachatte25@hotmail.com
