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•Issue 7•

05•14•2000
•Chathouse `Zine•

Editors Note:I think this is the first week I haven't had alot to say really *L*. Except two things...HAPPY MUMS DAY!!! Those of you who aren't mums, remember you are a son of daughter... you HAVE a mum. And IF, yes I do say IF, she is special to you call her=). I know not all mums are good mums, but if your was tell her so=). Beyond that...all of us here at the zine would like to thank everyone for the great reviews in email and all the kind words. Thank you so much, you really have no idea what they mean to us *VVVBS*=). We'd like to encourage anyone and everyone of the Chathouse® to send things in for the zine *S*. Michigan Storm™

Our Poor Egg
GiverOfSugar®™

Well, well, well... Our little mascott, The Egg, is still nameless but we've had more name suggestions sent to us. To make things fair, we're posting what names we've had sent to us here but we want everyone else to decide which name The Egg should have. To vote use the Quick Mailer and in the comments area type the (underlined) Egg name you like, easy as that.
A little (humming)birdie sent these names in: Dances with Sperm, or in her words "an Aussie name" Bloke, and OverEasy. As well we recieved some from SoulKiss: Iggy The Egg, Eggbert, Eggsecute, eggnatious and George to "hug him and love him and kiss him and pat him on the head and call him George!" Of course we still have FantasyGirl™s CrackHead name and U.S. Egg. Discofish suggested the name Jazz, amber eyes submitted Eggcellent and still others include TheEgg and ShellShock. Be sure to vote!!!!

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Michigan Storm™

Have you ever been to the Ant Farm? In the Chathouse®'s version of the Ant Farm you don't have to crawl through sand on your belly to meet others and they don't work in colonies, however in there is one similarity... The ants have a queen and the Chathouse® has it's KoRn Queen. Her site, http://www.internettrash.com/users/kqoz, "is about the Ant Farm Forum. And twisted with a wizard of oz spin." If you have a sense of humor, have seen the Wizard Of Oz, and Chat you'll enjoy her perody of the movie, I did. She has info about herself and her friends as well as links to the Oz sites where she found her graphics...and more. Definatly worth clicking the link for *S*.

If you've chatted on the Next Level chances are you've ran into LadyGreenEyes™. She is not only the Queen of the WCBS, but by word of the aliance she holds an honorary title in the JDBC. Of course all of that means nothing to anyone who doesn't frequent the Windy City or Joe's Diner *S*. You'll learn alot about her at her homepage, http://pages.ivillage.com/cr/robininil , and maybe even something about yourself as you read through her pages. Many of the pages upon her site hold touching stories that you should read to fully appreciate. She also has pictures of her adventures with the boys of Menudo (yes, she knew them or knows them and yes Ricky Martin is a HOTTY *L*). There are links to the pages where she acquired her backgrounds and graphics, many wonderful free sites. Pay her a visit *S*.
Please stop by these sites for a visit and sign their guestbooks, let them know you were there!!
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Kimber™
AUSTIN

Handles that you chat under: usually a picture and Austin (24)

How did you decide on the handle (s)?: Pictures of me and a few "aliases". *s*

Location: Vermillion, SD USA

Information on chatting.. *L* How long have you been chatting and which rooms do you normally chat in, etc.: I've chatting for about 4-5 years now. I can usually be found in the Ladies Room. I use other chat programs, but I find the Chathouse program very user friendly and fun to use.
Age and Zodiac Sign.. *L* Ladies.. you don't have to be real specific here.. *L*: 24, and Scorpio. (That's right, ladies) *s*

Marital Status: Very single

Kids: None

Pets: Just myself *L*

Profession…. If in school.. Profession that you plan to go into: Semi Professional Musician - https://www.angelfire.com/sd/flattearth Part-time and Full-time jobs when available.

Hobbies and Interests: Music, Webpage Design, reading

Music Preferences: Progressive Metal - Jazz - Blues - Classical - Hard Rock - Doom Metal - New Age Jazz - Elevator Muzac - Classic Rock - Rap

Pet Peeves *L*: Idle conversation Locked doors Ignorance/un-common sense

A favorite Motto or Quote to live by: "You don't have to be a rock star to be a musician" - Fiona Apple

Anything else that you'd like people to know about you? *S*:I'm a great guy and all the women adore me. *s* At least that's what my mom says. *L*

Changes or improvements that you'd like to see at the Chathouse™: A link for "HTML for Dummies". Then I wouldn't have to spend all that time trying to explain to others "how I do that".

We've had a GREAT ITERVIEWS so far.. *S* What can you do to top em?: I don't know .. What do you want me to do? *s*
Nikki™

Handles that you chat under: Nikki™, SecretAgentNik™, RAMBO~Nikki™, etc, etc, etc...-l-

How did you decide on the handle (s)?: Erm,,, I love the name Nikki, I guess....

Location: Wisconsin, Hicksville, USA...

Information on chatting.. *L* How long have you been chatting and which rooms do you normally chat in, etc.: Joe's Diner, 2 years and two months (as of this month, which is April)...Yeah, I know, I never chat anymore..Too involved with other things..-l-

Age and Zodiac Sign.. *L* Ladies.. you don't have to be real specific here.. *L*: 17, Leo.....-lmao-...I NEVER lie about my age...-winks to all the pervs who've heard her say she's 389, etc, etc.-

Marital Status: none??

Kids: Why should I have any??

Pets: Two kitties, the best little bratfaces in the world, Arnold 12 lbs, Princess 5 lbs,,,both aged 5

Profession…. If in school.. Profession that you plan to go into: Accounting...I'm a nutber num..Or is it nunter nub?...erm,, K...-l-

Hobbies and Interests: Reading, 'Ritin', 'Rithmetic...J/k,, reading, writing, wasting all my money on arcade games,, collecting cards (Like Wyvern cards, kinda like the MAGIC cards), roleplaying, monarchy, erm,, that's about it...-l-..oh yeah and DEFINITELY webpage making...-beams-

Music Preferences: Anything that's on KISS*FM

Pet Peeves *L*: My typos that get me in trouble,,, (ex: think suck a thing, hand on a sex)

A favorite Motto or Quote to live by: Think suck a thing...Oh wait, I think you're serious here....-lmao-..Ummmmm,,,, "Don't wanna tangle with you, I'd rather tangle with him, I think I'm gonna bash his head in",,, from a song..-beams- oh, and "Make the best of your days, they're numbered"..

Anything else that you'd like people to know about you? *S*: No,,, just that I'm almost a typo princess,, that is when I type tooooo fast..-lmao-

Changes or improvements that you'd like to see at the Chathouse™: FASTER TIME...NO TIME OUTS...-l-


®oven®eporter™

Nobody sent anything in for Mother's Day, so I went roven...

I had a chance to talk via icq to FantasyGirl™s children and this is what they wanted to say to their mom:
"I want to say my mom is crazy and she makes me laugh all the time."(Ashley)
"My mom is a princess and she should get what she wants. My MOM dances with me to shake it.. And i love her."(Amy)
"Yes ,My Mom is a nutcase at times and is funny as hell but she is pretty cool and my friends love her."(Mike)

THEN Kimber and I spoke to a few others on icq and got these:

BAXY:The Rules...
1. don't do drugs.
2. Don't get a tattoo
3. If you want ot have sex, do it in your own room, close the door and use protection... Don't do it on a Park bench or the back seat of a car.
Apart from that we have raised you as best we can... use your common sense.

RiderOfTxStorm: (about his wife, mother of 2, Texas Storm*F*)First ribbon that She ever achieved was for ... get this.....BALLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Texas Storm *F*: it was a trophy not a ribbon and that BAXY sent ya that not rider and that i will deal with both of them properly LMAO


Sangulent:Clean your room" or....I know.... "Chris.....Chris......Time to get up......are you up yet? Chris...."

Parthanon:thing i remember her saying most is "I love you"

THEN....We went into some of the rooms and posted this:#17: ®oven®eporter™ EVERYONE *S* this is mother's day tomarrow, the zine wants to post mssgs or fav quotes of your mothers, etc... Would anyone like to give me one?
Some of the replies:

#21: Im JuSt ToMmY™a: well my mother once said this to me..*YOU SON OF A BITCH*...to which i replied...well mom i cant argue with you on that one......*L*
#21: Im JuSt ToMmY™a: well i recall this one time MOM was yelling at me and i abruptly stood up and said ...YEESSSSSSSSS MMMMMAAA'AAAMMMMMMMMMM DDDDDRRRRILLLLLLLLLLL SSSSSAAAAAARRRRGGGEEEEEEENNNNNTTTTTT...*

#21: HARLEY: yeah, mom always said "quit that or you'll go blind!!"

#1: porkchop: mom would spank u then say be quiet or i will give u something to cry about

#1: TALLJIMUS MAXIMUS: I do remember my mom saying 2 things that I'll never forget. 1. Mister, I brought you into this world, I can damn sure take you out of it. AND 2. Wipe that smirk off your face before I smack it off.

#18: Mr. Boo GACG: that's not where the thermometer goes

talkgirl: she is someone to whom no one else can compare to

#8: Michigan Storm™:When I can con her into it she chats in the diner as MI Blizzard™. What I STILL can hear her saying in my head the most is "I'm don't want to hear what your friends are doing, I'm not THEIR mother." and "you ARE getting up for school today aren't you?" She said it as if it were really a question. *L* Or when she used to say "you can talk to me about anything" then you ask or tell her something that has to do with sex and your sex life and she turns all pale or dark red, one extreme or another *L*.

Texas Trouble:how bout"Get outta the damn way" "Move it" "Don't touch that.....its mine"

badgirli can remember was her playing lil hand games w/me when i was really lil.

#2: lil' lemonhead:i have something to say about my mom LGE...she is the best cyber mom a girl could ask for, she is always willing to listen to me and i love her bunches...and i remember talking to her for the first time and she said that i don't need to use the lord's name in vain...after that i've loved her ever since...we've became great friends and she is a wonderful mommy *S* better than my real one..*S*

#8: farmie:some peoples mom's used flyswaters adn what not on them...mine had wooden sppoons...i am still picking splintters out of my ass *L*

#6: ~AmandaJane~: if it werent for my mom i wouldnt be who i am now...i wish i could be more like my mother she is the best...even though she may not think so...and that when i am all grown up....i hope i turn out just like her...i love her to death!

#3: Queen LGE™: The one thing I will always remember and love about my mom is when we were little, we were dirt poor...and she used to work extra jobs...3-4 at a time to make extra money to give us things we wanted...not even just needed...but the little "extras" that kids want, you know? She worked her ass off and went without most of the time to provide for us because she was a single mom with two kids. She taught me the value of hard work but also in having fun.

#10: ~£îøÑ꧚~:No matter what in life she was always there for me. To kiss my boo boo's, kick my ass as needed, almost daily in my teens, *L* and to guide me through some rough times. I always felt her love in everything she did for me, and no matter what she is my best friend, and I love her so much I can't even begin to describe it.

Gargaman of Drakmoore: "Practice your spells before you try to cast!"

Lick*U*AllNight: mom always said if you are going to love some one take the chance and go for it

Uncle Duke: "Clean up your room", "Brush your teeth"

#38: ful: Hmmmm I'd have to say STOP! is what I remember her saying the most..
#38: ful: You name it. *L* Hmmmm *thinking* I think most of it was just stop being a pest. And a very close second would have to be love ya and be good. She'd say that every day before I leave the house. *BS*

#17: ~ I Left My Heart In Oklahoma ~ (F): the thing I remember her most saying is " If "sally" jumped off a bridge, would you?
#17: ~ I Left My Heart In Oklahoma ~ (F): would like to thank her for putting her life on hold for me and my sister, working as many jobs as she did, and for going without for us!

#24: New Model Sedan: My mom use to tell me, "Do three things everyday. Smile, learn and live." Simple but to the point.
#24: New Model Sedan: The best thing my Mom EVER taught me to do is iron. I LOVE TO IRON!! It totally relaxes me. Plus women think it's cool a guy ironing. *L*

#25: Monica: mom my would call me every weekend and ask.."are you behaving your best?" LOL..that's one thing that stuck to me lol

The Last Call Should Be A First Stop!
Michigan Storm™

This issue was very late as some of you know and Kimber™ and I were running around the chathouse hours after it was originally supposed to be posted trying to get more things for Mother's Day, more *stuff* for the zine and I send Kim the URL for the Last Call's front door... What a wonderful place to end up! Very rarely does a person feel so welcomed so fast. Nearly every person in the room interupted their conversations to say hello to us as we entered and they were all very talkative. The conversations were great and filled with fun, there were no arguements nor uprisings *L*. Everyone got along well and was incredibly friendly towards us. They talked to us about their thoughts on the zine as well as sharing alot about their mum's for us and as a bonus we got to introduce some chatters to the zine who's never been there. Yes, I'd say that the Last Call should be one of the first stops you make if you decide to tour about the Chathouse®. It's located at www6.chathouse.com/lastcall. If for some reason that link don't work go to www.chathouse.com and click on downstairs *S*. While you're there say hello to Cute 1973, Suzy Q, New Model Sedan, Monica, creedence and Soul Calibur just to name a few of the friendliest chatters you'll find residing in the house *S*.

The Baxy Chronicles
Baxy

Baxy is sending us updates as he makes his way across the United States. He arrived in Texas on May 10th from Australia on holiday. While in Texas he is staying with friends Texas Storm and RiderOfTxStorm. This was written May 13th, 2000

I had a good time @ the nightclub last night... it was called "Cowboys". They had a blackjack table but in Texas gambling is illegal so you pay $5 for 10x 100 chips and "Play for fun". I built the 1000 into 15000 before I got bored and was betting about 7000 @ a time to try and lose to get rid of it but I kept winning *L*. Damn I wish it was real money.
Then we played pool and I beat Rider and his friend Mike (After they said they were gonna kick my ass *L* (lost 1 or 2 but I let em ) *L*. (Rider doesn't agree with the ass beating part of pool *L*)
Mike, found a couple of cutish girls to talk to and I had a couple of dances with one. She was 22 and had a B/F waiting home for her that she had been living with for almost 3 years (Bummer eh? *LOL* J/K). She was from California but living in Dallas.
Then Rider got me to have a ride on the Mechanical Bull... it was really funny cause there was a fat guy who took longer to get on it then he did to ride it. Didn't take the camera as I didn't want to lose it, but Rider said that I "did really good for a first timer that wasn't from Texas". The fella that was running the ride said I did good too...I was getting a sore wrist which is what made me fall off... Rider now has a bruised thigh from hitting it while riding... he was good... Damm Texan *L*

Well gotta go... we are off to ride gocarts (Motorised) Chat ya soon...

DO YOU RP?
The Silent Sanctuary
Madame X

(what her RP handle looks like)

The room is The Silent Sanctuary. Basically it's a room designed for the serious role players who follow the general guidelines of the White Wolf Chronicles. There are Rules and FAQ's available on the Silent Sanctuary homepage located at http://www.geocities.com/thesilentsanctuary/index.html (will be available shortly as its undergoing some constuction, for now just directing everyone to http://www3.chathouse.com/sanctuary as there is a link for both the message board and the Rules (there is a link to the FAQ's on the Rules page)

Why is my room different to the other vampire role playing rooms in the East WIng? Well with this new Chronicle all players must register characters in order to play. This prevents "credibility" battles and constant OOC (out of character) complaining. There are 4 "Top Guns" (2 Sabbat and 2 Camarilla) who will oversee the story and keep things in order.

~*Thoughts of an Angel*~
Angelface™

"A Thankless Job"

Well I thought since today was Mother's Day to write about it *S* You know I remember growing up thinking how hard my mom was on me and back then we reallly didn't get along, you know how tenuous Mother-Daughter relationships can be at times..As I have gotten older I have gotten over alot of resentment and come to thank my mom for all she has done she has helped shape me into the person I am today..*S* I also have another Mom *S* a dear woman who is like a mom to me has been there more than anyone else has. I guess ya could say I am doubly blessed..To all those reading this if ya dont say it often tell your Mom you love her it isnt an easy job and yeah sometimes you dont see eye to eye, but she is your mom..and to all the Mom's Happy Mother's Day *hugs** your job is often underestimated but the rewards so o utweigh the cons *S* well yall have a blessed week and take are :) *hugs**

By the way: A dear friend said I should do an article about drinking and driving during the prom season..to all the younger chatters just remember you have so much of your lives ahead of ya before you get behind the wheel of a car remember it is not just you that you affect *soft smile*...

Chat Dominatrix

Does forepaly matter to you:
One reader wrote:   HELL YES. Good foreplay is sometimes better than the act of intercourse itself, and at times, is enough to be satisfying. Foreplay sets the tone and builds the desire and passion within both people. Without it, sex is almost cheapened to the point of prostitution - just without the cash being exchanged.

One reader wrote:  Foreplay can be a very sensual and intimate thing, but in all honesty and bluntness, sometimes you just want or need a good hard *F**K* *this post has been edited for, for, for the hell of it.

What does it take to become a reg:
One reader wrote:  You come online regularly enough to get to know other chatters and let them get to know you - as much as it is possible to "know" someone online. That means you CHAT. You don't come in and mass PM looking for cyber. THAT makes you a different kind of reg...A REGULAR PAIN IN THE ARSE. Engage others in discussion, not necessarily argumentative debate. Show your sense of humor. Show your heart. Be yourself. For the most part, gaining acceptance by the already established group of regs gets you to the point of being a reg.

Caught Post: I think, thereforeiI am not blonde

Stolen Forum Post:
testing 1 2 3

Quote: "The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; the wise grows it under his feet."

Question I was asked:
Chat D, but do you think the zine gives an accurate representation of the whole of the CH?
MY Reply:

It can only give out what it is given.... email in

Question of the week:
 What is the difference between a cyber friend and an IRL friend, when does one cross over from one to another, does one cross over?


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The next issue of the zine you can have your thoughts or ideas posted in regards to those you care about in the Armed Forces as the Armed Forces Day is on May 20th in the USA. Even if you are not from the States you may know someone you care about who serves your country *S*.
The issue due out May 28th will not be posted until May 29th, this is Memorial Day in the States, our day to mourn and honor all those who have perished defending our country. IT is also a day for all of us to honor and memorialize those we cared about who have left us *S* and we'd like to honor the chatters who have passed. If you would like to submit anything at all about a friend, a fellow chatter that you have lost from your life please do so and it will be posted.
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