THE DAILY TRAVESTY | Welcome to My Nightmare
THE DAILY TRAVESTY for January 3, 2000
    Volume 1, Issue 1
    brought to you by B.C. Phillips
    with much appreciated assistance from Tucker Lieberman
 
 
"Disobedience was the Original Virtue."
                    --Oscar Fingal O'Flaherty Wills Wilde
 
 
 Welcome to the DAILY TRAVESTY.

 
If life is silent, the oceans hoarse;
If all nature is but purposeful hostility;
If stamens, furious and maltempered,
Are incited to their fire by a force
Of darkness; if I light a torch
Only to curse the darkness as it flays
My skin and terrorizes me;
If death is casual dismemberment;
If the power does not stay and the power does not be,
Our Maker intending sorrow in our senility:
     Then let it be,
     And as the sun sets, do not watch,
     And do not follow happiness,
     Do not dream of being free.
 
        Tucker Lieberman, 1998


 
I used to write an awful lot, mostly fiction.  Then I switched to writing in a journal because at the time it was very therapeutic.  For many years, I wrote in a journal obsessively, and I didn't worry too much about the quality of it because the point was to get out all the stuff in my head so that I could see it, give it form, and then analyze it.  I've always been big on analyzation, needless to say for those who know me well.  It comes so naturally to me that it's an unconscious process, like a faucet always running in the background.  It is not what I would call a blessing.
 
The challenge for me now, moving back into writing for someone other than myself, this time with nonfiction, is how do you convey a message without preaching?  How do you express whatever it is you are trying to express without surrounding the reader with more dogma, without telling them what to think?  The answer is, your prose must follow in the footsteps of poetry.  You must not describe the picture, you must make your words the picture itself; you must convey the feeling behind your vision using the organized system we call language in such a way that the sensory function of your reader is activated instead of the logical function.  It is a very neat trick when done properly.  I would refer you, off the top of my head, to e.e. cummings.  Or (in another genre) Beethoven.  Or Neil Gaimen.  Or New Order.  Tolkien.  Mozart.  The Cure.  American Beauty.  I could go on.  You may have your own list.
 
It is really the secret to all great art: that creation which speaks, silently, for itself.  It is distinguished by being untainted by human moralism or bias.  You always know it when you encounter it-- whether in a poem, a picture, a piece of music, a film, a thought, a moment, a memory, or, yes-- another human being-- because it doesn't hit your brain, it hits that other unnamed part of you which you might call the soul, and when you later try to describe it to someone else and how perfect it was, you find yourself at a loss for words, often reduced to hopeless cliches.  I have heard it referred to as "seeing God." Frequently when it happens to me, I am brought to tears (which is sometimes embarrassing, and misunderstood as sentiment, which it isn't).  Not surprisingly, some people are more receptive to this than others.  Some people are afraid of it-- it is very much a surrender of sorts. (these people are often called Pragmatists, Control-freaks, and Capricorns) But whether you like to get the high from music, poetry, film, sex, drugs, sports, or your own damned brain, I think it is a pretty rare thing in modern day nonfiction.
 
Don't expect me to be a master of it yet.


 
A Word from Quayle*
 
"What a waste it is to lose one's mind.  Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful.  How true that is."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
 
*The DAILY TRAVESTY would like to honor Dan Quayle by occasionally publishing a short, enlightening piece of his profundity for your enjoyment.  This is not hard to do, as Mr. Quayle has said a LOT of wise things.  We hope it reassures you as much as it does us about the efficiency of this nation's political process.  (We swear, because you will not believe us, that all of these are real quotations.)


 
Next Issue!:  What IS this I'm reading??  We will answer the question!!
(I'll give you a hint... it is not a poetry journal!!  Whew!)
 
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