MILLION MOMS POP
QUIZ
A quick quiz for Million
Mom marchers to consider. OK now, no cheating!
1. Ted Kennedy, Charles Schumer and Barbara Boxer
strongly denounce
private gun ownership.
Their bodyguards, however,
carry:
A.
Berettas
B.
Glocks
C. Garbage can
lids
D.
Slingshots
2. You and your baby daughter are awakened
in the middle of the night
by your
estranged, abusive ex-husband. Although you have
a
restraining order against him, he is
drunk and beats down your
front door
with a crowbar screaming, "If I can't have you,
nobody
can!" You
should:
A. Call Barbara
Boxer.
B. Call
911
C. Threaten legal
action.
D. Grab a ping-pong
paddle.
E. Reason with him
(maybe he was an abused child).
3. Since 1987, 34
states have enacted concealed carry laws.
Violent
crime decreased significantly in
these states and the anticipated
"Dodge
City" mayhem never materialized. Even critics
were
surprised. Concealed carry
succeeded because:
A.
Sunspot activity decreased after
1987.
B. Trigger locks
rendered guns inoperative and therefore
safe.
C. Sarah Brady scared
the crooks away.
D. A
healing wave of pacifism swept over the hearts of
criminals
in these 34 states.
E. All
of the above.
4. Schools, churches, subways, and
restaurants have often been
assaulted,
but rarely military bases, police stations, or
shooting
clubs
because:
A. The targets
aren't sitting or kneeling.
B. VA benefits are lost if you shoot a
soldier.
C. You can't enter
an army base without bumper
stickers.
D. Schools don't
threaten felons with detention
hall.
E. All of the
above.
5. Logic, reason, and common
sense:
A. Are irrelevant if
they contradict your
feelings.
B. Should not
apply to firearms.
C. Defy
opinion polls.
D. Pale
beside hysteria, fear, and political
ambition.
E. All of the
above.
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