T H E
D A I L Y
T R A
V E S T Y
27 March 2000
Vol. 1, Issue 57
The
Classical Greeks were not influenced
by the Classical Greeks.
Fnord Fnord Fnord Fnord Fnord Fnord Fnord Fnord
Fnord Fnord Fnord Fnord Fnord Fnord!!
And now
MORE of an introduction into The Erisian
Mysterees
WHICH IS MOST INTERESTING
as Divinely Revealed to
My High Reverence MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER,
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Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in
Gold
and HIGH PRIEST of
THE PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC
(POEE)
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WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT ERIS (not much)
The Romans left a likeness of Her for posterity-- She was
shown as a grotesque woman with a pale and ghastly look, Her eyes afire, Her
garment ripped and torn, and as concealing a dagger in Her Bosom.
Actually, most women look pale and ghastly when concealing a chilly dagger in
their bosoms.
Her geneology is from the Greeks and is utterly
cvonfused. Either She was the twin of Ares and the daughter of Zeus and
Hera; or She was the daughter of Nyx, goddess of night (who was either the
daughter or wife of chaos, or both), and Nyx's brother, Erebus, and whose
brothers and sisters include Death, Doom, Mockery, Misery and Friendship.
And that She begat Forgetfullness, Quarrels, Lies, and a bunch of gods and
goddesses like that.
One day Mal-2 consulted his Pineal Gland* and asked Eris if
She really created all of those terrible things. She told him that She had
always liked the Old Greeks, but that they cannot be trusted with historical
matters. "They were," she added, "victims of indigestion, you
know."
Suffice it to say that Eris is not hateful or malicious.
But She is mischievous, and does get a little bitchy at times.
*THE PINEAL GLAND is where each and every one of us can
talk to Eris. If you have trouble activating your Pineal, then try the
appendix which does almost as well. Reference: DOGMA I, METAPHYSICS #3,
"The Indoctrine of the Pineal Gland."
Take a deep breath. That's right... in... out....
Ahhh.