THE DAILY TRAVESTY | Girl Troubles
THE DAILY TRAVESTY for January 10, 2000
Volume 1, Issue 6
brought to you by B.C. and Outlook Express
 
 
There was a young guy from Australia
Who went on a wild bachanalia
He buggered a hog
And two goats and a dog
And a bishop in High Church regalia
 
How disgusting!
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Mike Y. sends this. 
 
(Mike is currently experiencing one of the more painful aspects of the male/female polarity.  That is to say, he is having girl troubles; more specifically, "She wants to break up but she refuses to tell me why and I don't understand."  Sometimes I think, what makes it difficult-- in terms of our differences-- has also got to be what makes it worth it.  But recognizing that alone doesn't seem to make it any easier.  Okay, I'll shut up now.)
 
open the box, light the flame,
inhale the smoke, ignore the pain.
i call for you, but you don't hear,
all i ever wanted-- i just want you to be near.
i call your name, please god hear my cry,
tears floating in the cold and distant sky.
remember when you would lay in my arms?
i swore i would forever protect you from harm.
you swore you would never leave my side,
but your heart is apparently as ever changing as the tide.
how do i just forget?  how do i deal?
you can't possibly know how this makes me feel.
but, alas, the hand of fate is sometimes cruel,
and i'll just continue my walk, but now without you.
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