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Saving the Rainforest
Remember
The Hunger
Site, which was featured several months ago? There are more wonderful,
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The Rainforest Site. Same concept-- click your mouse,
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If every reader of this ezine visited the site just once today,
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rainforest. Send the link to your friends.
The Rainforest Site.
How 'bout a crude
joke?
Bet you'll read it
twice!
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and
engage in an animated conversation. T he lady sitting behind them ignores them
at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come
together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I
come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady idignantly.
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta
sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
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Toy Gun Buy-Back
Proposed in Annapolis, Maryland
Everyone's familiar with gun buy-back programs, in which police
and/or community organizations buy back guns from the public, under the
questionable assumption that this will somehow stop crime and gun
accidents.
Well, Annapolis alderwoman Cynthia A. Carter has upped the
ante.
She has proposed that the city start a program to buy back *toy
guns.*
Yes - she wants the city to spend tax dollars and/or privately
donated funds to buy back from kids such things as water pistols, cap guns, and
other toy weapons.
She argues this will curb "violent behavior" among children.
Carter also said she would eventually like to make all toy guns flat-out
illegal.
The idea was so breathtakingly idiotic that it left Steve
Dasbach, Libertarian Party National Director, unsure of how to respond to
it.
(Source: Libertarian Party media release.)