The Daily Travesty
"I slept with Faith, and found a corpse in my arms on awaking;
I drank and danced all
night with Doubt, and found her a
virgin in the morning."
Uncle Al - the Book Of
Lies
Weird Shit. You heard it here
first.
"Hamburger Helper"
For those who don’t eat meat because of the violent way animals are
slaughtered, science may soon provide an alternative.
Vegetarianism
springs from the belief that it is barbaric to kill animals for food, at least
when other options are available. Most people don't become vegetarians
because they dislike what’s in beef, poultry, or fish per se; the dislike
turns on how the meat is obtained. Hypothetically, if it were possible to
have meat without harming animals, ethical arguments for vegetarianism would
decline. Of course, it's not possible to have meat without harming
animals. Not today. But all that may change.
Quietly,
researchers are working on what may be the greatest alteration in the food chain
since the first time a big fish swallowed a little fish -- a system in which
steaks, chops, and poultry are obtained without raising or killing
animals. This is not starry-eyed futurism. Based on the current pace
of research; it is entirely possible that within decades or less, the raising,
grazing, and slaughtering of animals for meat and other products will have been
eliminated in the Western world -- if not the entire world. And yet people
will happily chomp on burgers and chicken salad made of genuine meat, while
wearing shoes of leather.
What is being researched is a so-far-unnamed
technology that may inevitably end up being called "synthetic meat," though it
will be genuine, not artificial. Steaks, chops, fish fillets, and the rest
are, in the end, clusters of cells. Today, cattle's bodies culture
the desired cells; then we slaughter and slice. But there's no inherent
reason why meat cells must have animals attached to them in order to grow.
Meat is obtained in this way simply because, since prehistory, it's been the
only method available. Suppose that instead, meat cells were directly
cultured -- that is, induced to grow under controlled conditions in a production
facility -- the way many pharmaceuticals are now made. Such direct
culturing of meat has already worked in laboratory experiments, though not on
anything like a commercial scale.
How would a synthetic-meat food chain
work?
Farmers would grow feedstock plants, probably cereals and corn,
that would supply the basic carbohydrates on which all food is based. The
plants would also be genetically engineered to contain the protein and
micronutrients, such as minerals, found in meats. (Altering crop plants by
adding protein and minerals is being worked on in laboratory tests, too, but is
not yet practical.) The plants would be harvested and taken to production
facilities -- essentially, meat factories -- where their feedstock compounds
would be broken down into a nutrient stew. Cell cultures for the desired
types of meat would then be introduced into the stews and induced to grow.
The end result would be beef or poultry that is real and biological, impossible
to distinguish from the genuine article. And since the cell cultures would
be based on samples extracted in a process little different from a biopsy, no
animals would be involved in the production process except perhaps the farmers'
watchdogs and pets.
Today, a number of academic researchers and
agribusiness firms are working on this idea, among them the Mexican
food-research company Empresas La Moderna, which invented the baby carrot.
(Many of the world's high-yield wheat strains were developed in Mexico, as were
the plants on which The Pill is based; but that's another story.) Costs
for synthetic meat now appear prohibitive, but many analysts assume that
improving technology will eventually push the cost below that of conventional
meat and then the idea should take off. Lower-cost beef and poultry
through synthetic culturing would also offer a boon to the developing world,
where millions have protein-deficient diets because they cannot afford
meat.
If synthetic meat were in stores today, many consumers would shun
it as "not real." And there would be questions, of course, about its
safety -- questions made all the more pointed by the confused nature of current
safety regulations for genetically engineered crop plants. But in
principle, there's no reason why the regulation of genetically engineered food
products cannot be improved to the point at which synthetic meat would be
reliably safe -- after all, from a cellular standpoint it would simply be a copy
of the stuff people eat now.
And while meat from a cellular culture might
seem "not real" to today's consumer, a century ago steaks and chicken breasts
trimmed and shrink-wrapped with sell dates and bar codes would have seemed "not
real" to consumers accustomed to purchasing whole beef cuts or birds directly
from butchers.
Beyond the ethical advantage of eliminating animal
mistreatment and slaughter from meat production, a synthetic food chain offers
many other possible advantages. Meat could be genetically enhanced to
reduce fat, add micronutrients, and perhaps even add health-improvement
compounds. (Already, researchers are working on putting hepatitis B
vaccine into bananas in the hopes of eventually inoculating the world against
the hepatitis disease group.)
The land area required for grazing animals
would be drastically reduced, allowing many millions of acres of the American
West and other areas to be returned to nature -- calculations suggest that the
plant feedstock for synthetic meat could be grown in less than a quarter of the
acreage necessary to graze equivalent amounts of cattle. Pollution from
chicken and hogs wastes, a rising problem for the Chesapeake peninsula, the
Carolinas, and many areas of the developing world, would be reduced or
eliminated if chickens and hogs were no longer intensively raised. Today
antibiotic-resistant bacteria are being detected in some commercial meats,
because cattle and chickens are given high doses of antibiotics, which triggers
resistance mutations; if beef and poultry were cultured rather than raised, this
problem might be solved. Farm-raised fish would no longer threaten wild
fish if there were no longer any reason to raise fish on farms. Bovine
methane, a source of bad jokes but also a significant greenhouse gas, would
decline as cattle herds thinned. The future countryside of the United
States and many other nations might be quieter, cleaner, and much more similar
to its pre-technological condition.
Of course, there would be economic
upheaval, as grazing and herding ranches went out of business; but it's safe to
project that there will be economic upheaval no matter what the future
holds. And as the world's numbers of cattle, poultry, and hogs
dramatically declined, far fewer animals would suffer confinement and slaughter
-- for that matter, far fewer animals would live, period. Supposing we
assume that it is in an animal’s interest to be alive, an overlooked aspect of
the meat economy is that it brings life to many millions of animals. If
vegetarianism -- whether philosophical or technological -- becomes the standard
human diet, total lives experienced by domesticated animals will
dramatically decline. (Wild-animal lives might increase on the space freed
up to return to nature, but bear in mind, the natural condition for most animal
lives is suffering and early death.) A vision of a future in which human
beings eat all the meat they desire, without ever harming an animal, may become
surprisingly practical. Today, we think of the way great-grandmother
obtained her meat -- walking out to the farm chicken coop, grabbing a bird, and
wringing its neck -- as backward and primitive. Our descendants may
consider any killing of animals for food to be primitive -- and yet still dine
on steak.
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