With the recent influx of The Pennsylvania Dutch into Philadelphia, crime has risen

tremendously, prompting Mayor nutter to crack down on the Amish.

250 Amish Buggies have been confiscated for the illeagal transport of potatoes, carrots and squash with in city limits.

Hundreds of Amish residents have protested outside of Mayor Nutters home.

There were estimates of at least 300 sheep eating the Mayor's lawn.

Shoe fly pies were being tossed and flunged with out concern for the safety of the public..

What in God's name is this world coming to !!!

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