OPERATION GUIDETOURIST

Give a group of tourists a guided tour of a place I don't know.

WHY?

I did two tourist seasons as a bicycle tour guide in and around Brugge, Belgium. I know what kind of things tourists like hearing about. I once gave a group a tour called "The Bullshit Brugge Tour". Everything I told them was made up on the spot, however the group was informed at the start of the tour that they would be told complete and utter lies.

POINTS

Although I was successful with this concept in Brugge, It did help that I knew a lot about the area and its history. For this jape I will have no prior knowledge. That factor combined with the organization involved, the high risk of embarrassment, and the chutzpah required to pull this off make it worth

50 points