OPERATION HOTPANTS

Tell complete and utter lies for 24 hours,
ie. not one word of the truth.

WHY?

I'm not talking nasty, harmful lies.
More the incosequential, white variety.
The good ol' fashioned art of bullsh!tting for the sake of it.
"Hi, my name is Bazza and I'm a
U.N. Iraqi Chemical Weapons Inspector"

POINTS

This isn't going to be easy y'know.
75 points