"Oh how the mighty have fallen"
Don't ever make us remind you again! We are the Pumpkins! We wear stupid clothes!	In an unexplained move, Jimmy is replaced by an aging European big-gun action film star with an accent
"Billy, What's your take on LSD?"	"I'm just a girl in the world because that's all that you'll let me be..."
In an unprecedented move, Melissa rip-roars into the Wonder Woman Theme	...twice a day- EVERY DAY!!
"Out of the job- D'arcy auditions to play in the Cowboy Junkies" Get it? She's a Cowboy- and a Junkie?	After this show James taunts Billy by calling Melissa "Your waify bassist friend with the bad orthropedic shoes"
This would just be too low and obvious. I'm gonna leave this one alone.	"Jack Skellington, meet Edward Scissorhands"
"Oh Christ. If he gives me that evil eye one more time..."	"It seemed like a good idea at the time."
'How does Marilyn Manson do this all day?'	- James, stop it for the love-of-God I can feel that... ................................. -Hush up guys, ................................. I am trying to look pretty. ....................................................... -Sigh.
One... two... three... four umm, four... five... six.... seven.... Wow! there must be over twenty of these fret thingys on here!	"throw me a frikkin' bone here!"
Billy: "What did you write?" Jimmy: "That I gave up heroin because James was overcharging." Billy + Jimmy: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah"	Billy- "He farted." Melissa- "Sigh."
Melissa's inner monologue: ............................................. 'Would he be that mad if I left this charade already?'	-"What are you writing Melissa?" -"D'arcy was here."
Crack Kills!	In a drug-induced stupor, D'arcy reportedly tried to snort the lines of the new Smashing Pumpkins logo mistakenly identifying it as something else.
"...and this is my impression of still-birth"