there's no place like home
"Either the King of Goodness is really evil, or I am really good!" -
Hannah
"Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place." -
John Bender,
"The Breakfast Club"
"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans." -
John Lennon
"Then let them eat cake." -
Marie Antoinette
"I'm about as flamboyant as a bagel!" -
Doris, "Fame"
"You didn't, for instance, find it mind-witheringly, explosively, astoundingly, blisteringly dull?" -
Ford Prefect, Mostly Harmless by Scott Adams
"Love me? But why?" -
Benedick, Much Ado About Nothing by William Shakespeare
"Die, dear Auntie Mab? That is the last thing I shall do."
Moredred, "Merlin"
"Your car's even uglier than I am! (That didn't come out right.)" -
Caroline, "American Grafitti"
"Well, waiters are supposed to be suckups." -
my dad and Boz (the story behind this one)
"Aaah! A slug!!!!!" -
John Hannigan
"Something unpredictable, but in the end it's right, I hope you had the time of your life." -
Green Day
"We're chew you up and spit you out!" -
Rei, "Sailor Moon"
"Mine is an advanced logic." -
Xander, on Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"I wish the real world would just stop hasseling me." -
Matchbox 20
"We've all got problems." -
the weird guy in "Some Like it Hot," in response to the fact that his fiance is a man